the being excited to start a new job to dreading going to work as usual pipeline

ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl)Mon, 18 Apr 2022 15:12 +0000

The only two vibes are “Feeling too depressed to do things” and “realizing death is inevitable and I have to do more things immediately”

Amber Sparks (@ambernoelle)Mon, 18 Apr 2022 20:08 +0000

"He's ruining thor" hello???? How many ppl have you seen saying "imma rewatch thor 1 and thor 2, my comfort movies" no one says that shit, but i've rewatched the hell out of ragnarok. Movies are supposed to be entertaining ffs

Mal J Fell ☀ // DAVID'S DAY (@SunnyB_stard)Mon, 18 Apr 2022 18:56 +0000

Sneak peek

Alistair Hey (@alistair_hey)Tue, 19 Apr 2022 09:55 +0000

Unpopular opinion: If your @jsonschema doesn't say `additionalProperties: false`, then your #API should have an explicit processing model for additional properties. And your sandbox/mock should randomly generate some, just to make sure that forward compatibility will be working.

Erik Wilde (@dret)Tue, 19 Apr 2022 09:42 +0000

We will have nannies for the kiddos joining us @devopsdaysbrum 🎉 So that their parents can join the conference 🥳

Anaïs Urlichs 🐢 (@urlichsanais)Tue, 19 Apr 2022 09:29 +0000

society: games aren’t art games:

danny o'dwyer (@dannyodwyer)Tue, 19 Apr 2022 07:29 +0000

look. if you have a crush on me, you legally have to tell me, i'm far too oblivious to pick up signals 😅

maisie 💖 (@hiMaisie)Mon, 18 Apr 2022 22:07 +0000

https://twitter.com/hiMaisie/status/1516176534788268046

ngl it took izzy multiple times for me to get the bloody hint, i literally read everything as "just being friendly" 🥲

maisie 💖 (@hiMaisie)Mon, 18 Apr 2022 23:01 +0000

BREAKING: As Jacob Rees-Mogg calls for civil servants to return to office working, the prime minister reiterates they can bring their own booze x

Laura Kuenssberg Translator (@BBCLauraKT)Tue, 19 Apr 2022 08:37 +0000

I feel this. I am angry, exhausted, and losing faith in humanity to do the *simplest* things to care for human well-being. Nope, must pursue $$$ at all costs. What's 1 million deaths here or there?

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Mentally spiraling a bit in a 'I'm sick of being ill & acutely aware I'm in a dystopia & feeling it in my soul while imagining horrific scenarios & reeling from the extrasupermegahubris on display like some goddam horror movie i cant turn my eyes away from' kinda way rn 😔

Ben King (@Grimeandreason)Tue, 19 Apr 2022 05:04 +0000

gRegor Morrill (@gRegorLove)Tue, 19 Apr 2022 05:46 +0000

https://twitter.com/ChibaSC67/status/1516096137194872834

everytime he said something homophobic taika added a gay scene to his character

ícaro 🏴‍☠️ (@guillermothgoth)Mon, 18 Apr 2022 16:48 +0000

https://twitter.com/baedge88/status/1516091955746328584

mika (@obscurcities)Mon, 18 Apr 2022 16:40 +0000

Thanks for all the nice comments about the Bindicator, I realised that as a lone inventor I have to focus on simple and easy to make ideas - even simpler than this. The original tweet was the very first prototype so here's a nicer photo of a more recent version.

Darren Tarbard (@tarbard)Mon, 18 Apr 2022 13:38 +0000

https://twitter.com/ncackerman/status/1516006080094285825

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I made a device that checks the council website and lights up to show you what colour bin to put out. I call it the Bindicator.

Darren Tarbard (@tarbard)Fri, 01 Jun 2018 08:17 +0000

Georgina Daw (@GeorginaSDaw)Mon, 18 Apr 2022 11:13 +0000

are tech companies just gonna reinvent conference calls every six months until the meteor

Amy (@lolennui)Mon, 18 Apr 2022 17:19 +0000

https://twitter.com/mcclure111/status/1516098196409307146

Isn’t that literally how Lua got created? (I may be misremembering.)

Torb 🦋 (@torb_xyz)Mon, 18 Apr 2022 17:06 +0000

https://twitter.com/torb_xyz/status/1516100841631006722

Yes and that is exactly how I got this opinion

mcc (@mcclure111)Mon, 18 Apr 2022 17:08 +0000

Contribute to ryanbethel/arc-plugin-oauth development by creating an account on GitHub.

A brilliant public service for some enterprising nerd would be to reverse engineer every local authority’s bin day API and document how to make calls to it. Like @edent has done with Bexley here: shkspr.mobi/blog/2019/11/a…

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I made a device that checks the council website and lights up to show you what colour bin to put out. I call it the Bindicator.

Darren Tarbard (@tarbard)Fri, 01 Jun 2018 08:17 +0000

James O'Malley (@Psythor)Mon, 18 Apr 2022 15:01 +0000

I made a device that checks the council website and lights up to show you what colour bin to put out. I call it the Bindicator.

Darren Tarbard (@tarbard)Fri, 01 Jun 2018 08:17 +0000

https://twitter.com/Pilnok/status/1516077736107954176

is there an uncle ball crushing?

fucker carlson (@DoctorVeeMD)Mon, 18 Apr 2022 15:35 +0000

🤔 seems fine idk

Cara (@caraesten)Mon, 18 Apr 2022 15:44 +0000

"Remember, you're not in charge. You're responsible for those in your charge" - Simon Sinek

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What’s an important lesson you had to learn to become a better leader or manager?

Taylor Poindexter (@engineering_bae)Tue, 15 Feb 2022 14:59 GMT

Sky Chin (@co0lsky)Mon, 18 Apr 2022 14:50 +0000

Thank you for coming

shylerdubs (@shyler11599)Mon, 18 Apr 2022 03:27 +0000

There he goes, the unsung hero of work introverts everywhere. Bless. 🙏🏻

✨𝕻 𝖗 𝖎 𝖓 𝖈 𝖊 𝖘 𝖘 👑 (𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕠𝕘𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕪) (@exfatalist)Mon, 18 Apr 2022 13:24 +0000

https://twitter.com/GhawinRiver/status/1515915834274852864

This narrative they're trying to spin, that they were fine with gender-nonconforming kids, is just a bald-faced lie to anyone who actually remembers the last 30 years. They weren't fine with lesbians, and they weren't fine with hetero tomboys either, and they still aren't.

Q. McLamore (@GhawinRiver)Mon, 18 Apr 2022 04:53 +0000

48,000 ppl died in car crashes in the US in *all* of 2021 60,000 people died of Covid in *January*

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These two things are not comparable

Artie Vierkant (@avierkant)Sun, 17 Apr 2022 17:24 +0000

Dr. Thrasher (@thrasherxy)Sun, 17 Apr 2022 18:02 +0000

Corollary: understand there are usually other ways to progress in your career than moving up in management. This may involve lateral moves, specialization or changing companies. But the idea you have to be a people manager to progress in your career is simply not true.

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Career advice no one tells you: Understand what your manager & skip level does: observe and ask them. What is their schedule? What stresses them out? Then ask yourself: would I want to do their job? I did this and decided as sure as hell did not want my Director's job at Uber.

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Mon, 18 Apr 2022 05:28 +0000

Dan Moore (@mooreds)Mon, 18 Apr 2022 14:17 +0000

https://twitter.com/nicolefv/status/1515721896700129287

If we’re doing — and juggling — the work of 2-3 people, when do we have the time and space to think and problem solve?

dr. nicole forsgren (@nicolefv)Sun, 17 Apr 2022 16:01 +0000

https://twitter.com/Kumbaya79216390/status/1515945367455510528

They are in a public place. The first amendment guarantees our right to assemble. They probably need a permit for that many people, but yes it’s ok. A plane is not a public place.

Artemis Lynn (@ArtemisLynn)Mon, 18 Apr 2022 08:36 +0000

https://twitter.com/AdaAnambraLag/status/1515911079859298305

Maybe keep that shit in church where it belongs instead of cramming it down everyone else's throats.

Kim (@KimComstock5)Mon, 18 Apr 2022 05:10 +0000

https://twitter.com/ChuckModi1/status/1515898607366516736

How Christian of them to not wear a mask on a plan during a pandemic that is killing people and dibillitating many with long Covid

Porto2022 (@porto2022)Mon, 18 Apr 2022 10:55 +0000

I think my family and I should have a prayer session next time I am on a plane. How do you think it will end?

Ilhan Omar (@IlhanMN)Sun, 17 Apr 2022 03:12 +0000

Terriers are often described as large dogs in a small body and for good reason. They’re fun, alert and like to live life to the fullest. Find out more here.

bro pulled up to his whole crib missing

$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ (@slvppy)Sun, 17 Apr 2022 16:04 +0000

God bless Tim Curry.

Bare Beauty Bodypainting🖖🌹 (@Barebeautybody)Sun, 17 Apr 2022 23:58 +0000

Five 9s 🤞

Gerhard Lazu (@gerhardlazu)Mon, 18 Apr 2022 09:51 +0000

Happy 418! Today's HTTP status: I am a teapot.

Doug Sillars 🌻 (@dougsillars)Mon, 18 Apr 2022 10:12 +0000

https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/1515824744037298178

Eric, Professional Steve (@AssBoss80085)Mon, 18 Apr 2022 00:07 +0000

WTMMP (@WTMMP)Fri, 17 Apr 2020 23:06 +0000

"simian"

Glenn Marshall (@GlennIsZen)Mon, 18 Apr 2022 08:57 +0000

Must not make the “tech conferences becoming super spreader events” twitter handle

Joe (@jna_sh)Mon, 18 Apr 2022 09:11 +0000