If Elon Musk lost 99.9% of his net worth, he would still have $250 million to his name.

Quite Interesting (@qikipedia)Fri, 22 Apr 2022 08:00 +0000

"I deleted the cache file" "No, you deleted the database"

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Tell me you took down production without telling me you took down production

Molly Struve 🦄 (@molly_struve)Wed, 20 Apr 2022 21:16 +0000

Laurie Voss (@seldo)Fri, 22 Apr 2022 04:23 +0000

Happy 4/20 (Wednesday) here’s Katy Perry getting absolutely ROCKED by a level 11 slime box at the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards 2010

Budd Anthony Gorman-Diaz (@buddanthonydiaz)Wed, 20 Apr 2022 17:13 +0000

This is a failed assassination attempt

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Happy 4/20 (Wednesday) here’s Katy Perry getting absolutely ROCKED by a level 11 slime box at the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards 2010

Budd Anthony Gorman-Diaz (@buddanthonydiaz)Wed, 20 Apr 2022 17:13 +0000

Mr. Chau (@Srirachachau)Thu, 21 Apr 2022 13:16 +0000

Images That Make You Feel Pain (@ManMilk2)Thu, 21 Apr 2022 18:50 +0000

raic (@rycardoantunes)Sun, 17 Apr 2022 22:26 +0000

2022 has been a pretty bad year for me so far. Still, even in these hard times one can find things to celebrate. On this very day 10 years ago I’ve created RuboCop, a linter and formatter for Ruby. …

Remote code exec is so 2014. Have this container escape and privilege escalation, instead

Comedians such as Nish Kumar say they have noticed a change since crowds have returned to clubs

"It's a beautiful space to be in and it's lovely that there are so many independent shops around"

Imagine a country… Where the police withhold evidence of whether the leader has committed additional crimes …because they don’t want the people to know the truth until after they vote to keep him in power And yeah, that’s us

Marina Purkiss (@MarinaPurkiss)Thu, 21 Apr 2022 21:16 +0000

https://twitter.com/EmilyKaitlinnn/status/1516940906703728640

Kid: Hi, my name’s Meg. Adult: what a lovely name for such a pretty girl. Is it short for Megan? Kid: No. Megatron Adult: Oh, my lord Kid: Peace through tyranny

Spookhead #1 (@MarkRatjens)Thu, 21 Apr 2022 10:07 +0000

https://twitter.com/EmilyKaitlinnn/status/1516940906703728640

The dude asked a wild line, ACTUALLY GOT an amazing response, and LEFT?? What's his ideal outcome for this line???

Callum Nichols ☕️🌈 (@CallumNWasTaken)Thu, 21 Apr 2022 02:56 +0000

https://twitter.com/MarkRatjens/status/1517082628054142977

Supervising Therapizer (@PitterPatterPTA)Thu, 21 Apr 2022 14:00 +0000

https://twitter.com/EmilyKaitlinnn/status/1516940906703728640

I used to joke with my ex that if we had a daughter I wanted to name her Mayonnaise. It'd be shortened to May, and nobody would ever question it cause May isn't usually short for anything, but she'd know she was named after a condiment

Sam (@TransTrekkieSam)Thu, 21 Apr 2022 13:43 +0000

https://twitter.com/EmilyKaitlinnn/status/1516940906703728640

From my boyfriend of four years 😂

Crystal Newcombe Nosal (@CrystalLNosal)Thu, 21 Apr 2022 11:41 +0000

https://twitter.com/EmilyKaitlinnn/status/1516940906703728640

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His loss. What a dope name. twitter.com/emilykaitlinnn…

Nicki Minaj (@NICKIMINAJ)Thu, 21 Apr 2022 19:09 +0000

Emily Forney (@EmilyKaitlinnn)Thu, 21 Apr 2022 19:51 +0000

His loss. What a dope name. twitter.com/emilykaitlinnn…

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I was on a dating app and a guy jokingly wrote “what should we name our first child?” as his intro message and I had to tell him that in fifth grade I lost a bet to my best friend Hannah and have to without question name my first born child Megatron and then the man unmatched me

Emily Forney (@EmilyKaitlinnn)Thu, 21 Apr 2022 00:44 +0000

Nicki Minaj (@NICKIMINAJ)Thu, 21 Apr 2022 19:09 +0000

https://twitter.com/medus4_cdc/status/1517379202089115648

Emily 🌦 (@emilyst)Fri, 22 Apr 2022 05:56 +0000

I was on a dating app and a guy jokingly wrote “what should we name our first child?” as his intro message and I had to tell him that in fifth grade I lost a bet to my best friend Hannah and have to without question name my first born child Megatron and then the man unmatched me

Emily Forney (@EmilyKaitlinnn)Thu, 21 Apr 2022 00:44 +0000

💡 Did you know that with Groovy 4, you can write a code that can be run as a @Java program without even adding Groovy libraries to the classpath? 😮 For more Groovy 4 features, check this video: youtube.com/watch?v=fTxFa2… #groovylang #java #programming #learning #programmingtips

Szymon Stepniak 🇺🇦 (@wololock)Fri, 22 Apr 2022 04:56 +0000

where is the best place to learn about system design? i have very scattered knowledge of it but want something that’ll help me tie all the pieces together

ceora 🌸🌺 (@ceeoreo_)Thu, 21 Apr 2022 18:58 +0000

I need more friends. Wish I had a clever jokey twitter way to say it, but I don't.

H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t (@HTTP_Lovecraft)Thu, 21 Apr 2022 21:16 +0000

https://twitter.com/HTTP_Lovecraft/status/1517251054173401089

*doesn't leave the house for weeks at a time* *puts "no group chats" in twitter bio* Why don't I have more friends, total mystery, what do I do

H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t (@HTTP_Lovecraft)Thu, 21 Apr 2022 21:33 +0000

Netflix has lost 200,000 subscribers. Sounds like 200,000 young people just got on the housing ladder! 🙃🎉

Harri (@Harrii_W)Wed, 20 Apr 2022 06:34 +0000

Keep in mind it took less than a year to go from "this is about irreversible procedures" to "letting you social transition is prohibited". This is not about protecting anyone, it is about control and it isn't stopping with youth or trans people.

Chase Strangio (@chasestrangio)Thu, 21 Apr 2022 20:28 +0000

No words 🤣🤣🤣 PS: I don't know who created this meme, but you made my day 🤣

Alba Silvente 🇺🇦 (@dawntraoz)Mon, 06 Dec 2021 19:34 GMT

https://twitter.com/hillelogram/status/1517209299210092546

Markdown reduces the effort I spend on writing significantly, because it makes so many things not worth the effort of writing

David R. MacIver (@DRMacIver)Thu, 21 Apr 2022 18:33 +0000

Markdown: "I'm so much easier to use than rST" Also Markdown: "Want to put a fenced code block inside a quote? Good fucking luck, idiot"

Hillel (@hillelogram)Thu, 21 Apr 2022 18:30 +0000

Amazing.

Elissa (@expectproblems)Thu, 21 Apr 2022 01:00 +0000

I've gone back and forth on this. But I'm pretty sure Amazon S3 has had the biggest impact on designing applications in the last 20 years. It's hard to overstate how often you wanna reach for easy blog storage that is highly available globally.

Marco Rogers (@polotek)Thu, 21 Apr 2022 18:27 +0000

https://twitter.com/punkgroucho/status/1517162331767066625

It’s pretty embarrassing when staff are so badly exploited that customers are expected to pay extra to make up for it.

Xandra Anderson ✨ Read My Blog (@alexandapen)Thu, 21 Apr 2022 16:08 +0000

My dad would have been 69 today. I hope he was the sort of man who'd appreciate it when I say: nice.

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Thu, 21 Apr 2022 17:52 +0000

This guy got banned for saying AIDS that was preferable to people supporting trans rights. Then, @TwitterSafety unbanned him (for reasons past understanding) and @jk_rowling was there to welcome him back with applause. In. Plain. Sight.

Aidan Comerford (@AidanCTweets)Wed, 20 Apr 2022 22:09 +0000

Bit of news: today was my last day @awscloud. What a year! But after 10 years in the game, and 2 in a pandemic(!) I've decided to take some time out to have fun and travel. What's next? Who knows! But it's undoubtedly going to be fun and very silly 😜 Let's go! 🚀

Sean M. Tracey (@seanmtracey)Thu, 21 Apr 2022 16:34 +0000

https://twitter.com/bryanl/status/1517180786750984192

As a senior engineer, having a strong ego is important. The ability to tolerate constant failure and frustration coupled with fleeting gratification goes a long way in making you resilient. Don’t confuse strong with big. Big egos are bad. No one is better off when you are a jerk.

Bryan Liles (@bryanl)Thu, 21 Apr 2022 16:37 +0000

As a senior engineer, I have to be careful that my intuition doesn’t get in the way of effective decision making. Start with where your intuition tells you go, but make sure to back up ideas with data instead of anecdotes.

Bryan Liles (@bryanl)Thu, 21 Apr 2022 16:37 +0000

Every day Instagram is like “ok, your thing doesn’t seem to be Billie Eilish fan accounts after all. Is it... The Office? Is it wine mom memes? Is it videos of piercings that got infected?” Pictures of my friends. It was pictures of my friends, you had it, you lost it

Jon Blair (@okjonblair)Wed, 20 Apr 2022 16:35 +0000

me: what do you know about atoms? friend: very little me: besides that

Adam Cerious (@Browtweaten)Wed, 20 Apr 2022 17:41 +0000

My only Netflix stock take is that maybe it isn't actually smart to base our entire financial system on the belief that everything needs to grow constantly forever to have any value.

Yell in a War (@jelenawoehr)Wed, 20 Apr 2022 23:35 +0000

https://twitter.com/mattstratton/status/1516922921326977025

For real though… I’ve been on dates with people who work in tech, and it’s just always a big reminder that what we take for granted as being the way and what everyone is aware of…is like a tiny slice of the industry

matty stratton 🇺🇦 💜 (@mattstratton)Wed, 20 Apr 2022 23:34 +0000

I’ll think people care about us when they express as much sadness over infertile trans women as they do for infertile cis women Instead they actively think we don’t deserve kids or come second bc of our “choice” That’s transmisogyny babes

botany 🌷 and clyde (@earthagae)Thu, 21 Apr 2022 02:54 +0000

https://twitter.com/Mahogany_JNA/status/1516588099010187264

This becomes more and more relevant every day

DemiDeviant🔞 (@DemiDeviantVT)Wed, 20 Apr 2022 22:13 +0000

This ain't it. 😕

Foodie in Red Pumps👠 (@Mahogany_JNA)Wed, 20 Apr 2022 01:22 +0000