I FINALLY GOT A JOB IN TECH!!! 😭 It took 200+ applications, 34 interviews, 3 assessments & countless resume edits. I now have 5 offers (1 FAANG) to choose from. I’ve been working towards this goal since 2020. It’s finally here. Wow. 🥺

Alina (@thealinapenny)Thu, 21 Apr 2022 22:33 +0000

just got r@iled and now this man is playing pokémon showdown i’m done

🐣 (@justkiratingz)Thu, 21 Apr 2022 22:37 +0000

no I don’t have a “college fund” for my kids, are you crazy?! all that money is being saved for their therapy

ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl)Thu, 21 Apr 2022 20:12 +0000

WHY DID SHE DO THIS WHEN I LEFT THE ROOM WTF

mii (@mibajinx)Thu, 21 Apr 2022 22:24 +0000

We're trending on @github today 🤩🚀 We are also quickly approaching 40K stargazers on GitHub ✨ If you haven't already, drop us a 🌟 here 👇 github.com/localstack/loc… #LocalStack #AWS #DevOps

LocalStack (@_localstack)Fri, 22 Apr 2022 08:51 +0000

when I was a kid my mom thought I had stomach issues bc every time a hot girl came on tv I’d go to the bathroom. like just in case she saw me watching and could tell i liked hot girls

ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl)Fri, 22 Apr 2022 00:20 +0000

Extremely disrespectful of domm to break fast during ramadan

Teddy Blank (@teddypowday)Sun, 10 Apr 2022 18:26 +0000

Phone-tracking firm Anomaly Six has amassed so much app data it recently held an incredible closed-door demonstration: The company geofenced the CIA and NSA, tracked someone who had visited both sites around the country, and then de-anonymized them theintercept.com/2022/04/22/ano…

Sam Biddle (@samfbiddle)Fri, 22 Apr 2022 15:38 +0000

Worse than 1984 The sale of personal location data to the highest bidder is terrifying

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Phone-tracking firm Anomaly Six has amassed so much app data it recently held an incredible closed-door demonstration: The company geofenced the CIA and NSA, tracked someone who had visited both sites around the country, and then de-anonymized them theintercept.com/2022/04/22/ano…

Sam Biddle (@samfbiddle)Fri, 22 Apr 2022 15:38 +0000

Steve Smith (@SteveSmith_Tech)Fri, 22 Apr 2022 17:07 +0000

https://twitter.com/crowkids/status/1517178344151961606

When the woman is Kira Norise and she's in improbable heels as part of the jump suit despite that she's been doing farm work and you're like YESSSS

Bearsbearsbearsbears (@Credubuddhabear)Fri, 22 Apr 2022 14:07 +0000

https://twitter.com/crowkids/status/1517178344151961606

Your tweet reminded me immediately of Janeway in Year of Hell.

d to the erek (@dereksback)Fri, 22 Apr 2022 12:38 +0000

when a woman in sci fi is wearing a jumpsuit and you're like. yes. and then she takes off the top part and ties it around her hips to show her arms and her tank top/sports bra/etc and you're like YESSSS

just a regular wifeguy now (@crowkids)Thu, 21 Apr 2022 16:27 +0000

https://twitter.com/CouldYouJustN0t/status/1517521542015455232

It's one of the best shows of the last decade with fantastic world building and writing and I cannot recommend it enough, but yes incredibly attractive people are the icing on the cake

2022 Jump Street (@IrateMaxwell)Fri, 22 Apr 2022 15:33 +0000

https://twitter.com/crowkids/status/1517178344151961606

The jumpsuit aesthetics in The Expanse are one of the many things I love about it.

2022 Jump Street (@IrateMaxwell)Fri, 22 Apr 2022 14:19 +0000

https://twitter.com/wussypizard/status/1517522752357421058

Their computer vision model is trained to recognize pedestrians like 95% of the time, black pedestrians 90% of the time, pets 80% of the time, nobody thought about jets

🇺🇸kwh🇺🇸 (@kwh561)Fri, 22 Apr 2022 16:10 +0000

https://twitter.com/Phylan/status/1517507755162148864

It’s hard to tell from this angle, do you think that plane is larger and easier to notice than a pedestrian in a crosswalk?

hung sheldon (@wussypizard)Fri, 22 Apr 2022 15:16 +0000

lol someone tried to summon their Tesla via autopilot at an aviation trade show and it crashed into a 3 million dollar jet

waffle party planner (@Phylan)Fri, 22 Apr 2022 14:16 +0000

Firstest of first-world edge cases? twitter.com/phylan/status/…

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lol someone tried to summon their Tesla via autopilot at an aviation trade show and it crashed into a 3 million dollar jet

waffle party planner (@Phylan)Fri, 22 Apr 2022 14:16 +0000

Angela Bassa 🌻 (@AngeBassa)Fri, 22 Apr 2022 17:07 +0000

https://twitter.com/Phylan/status/1517507755162148864

In before the rush of Tesla guys claiming actually a button that just makes your car start going in a random direction with no one driving it is good, it's the consumer who is wrong

joshua Wx8 (@joshuaWWWWWWWW)Fri, 22 Apr 2022 14:47 +0000

Fake cancer cures are banned from social media but fake mental health cures are everywhere on these networks. This is stigma.

Jesse Zook Mann (@zookmann)Fri, 22 Apr 2022 01:08 +0000

vc twitter will be the first job replaced by AI and no one is complaining

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At the likely risk of really embarrassing myself: Here are 2 from the latest version of GPT-3 trying to write startup advice tweets as me, 2 from @ryancohen25 trying to do the same thing, and 2 from me. Can you tell which is which?

Sam Altman (@sama)Thu, 21 Apr 2022 22:00 +0000

Ryan Cohen (@ryancohen25)Fri, 22 Apr 2022 06:45 +0000

From plug-and-play automations to protected branches, here are simple ways any developer can build more secure software on GitHub—all with a free account.

Has anyone ever left a toxic work environment and had nothing lined up? I ready to quit.

Melissa (@unfilteredMel83)Wed, 20 Apr 2022 21:34 +0000

Hey, @KubeCon_ @CloudNativeFdn! Dropping the mask requirement just weeks before your event, after people have spent thousands on flights and hotels, is hot garbage. This decision is not in line with our values as an inclusive community. It's dangerous. 1/n

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Fri, 22 Apr 2022 12:49 +0000

https://twitter.com/Dixie3Flatline/status/1517486683217817600

If y'all say some shit about community during a keynote after this, I *will* heckle you from the crowd. 5/n

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Fri, 22 Apr 2022 13:03 +0000

https://twitter.com/Dixie3Flatline/status/1517485639314272257

Rethink this decision. It is not what people signed up for. It's irresponsible. Genuinely, what the fuck are you doing? 3/n

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Fri, 22 Apr 2022 12:49 +0000

https://twitter.com/Dixie3Flatline/status/1517485640438321152

I'm already questioning your values as an org with respect to how you protect your community and lemme fucking tell you, this decision does not help. 4/n

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Fri, 22 Apr 2022 12:53 +0000

https://twitter.com/Dixie3Flatline/status/1517485638462803969

People made decisions on whether or not to attend based on that mask requirement. I'll show up for the talks I have to moderate, but that's it. You won't find me in the expo hall, at any of the parties, or at the contributors summit. 2/n

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Fri, 22 Apr 2022 12:49 +0000

https://twitter.com/cjmthompson/status/1517248595367538688

iirc they quite specifically want to see correct code with perfect syntax

Frohd Bek (@GGrofit)Thu, 21 Apr 2022 21:14 +0000

https://twitter.com/ceeoreo_/status/1517218679372591105

it’s not a joke or a thing of the past. in case anyones wondering🥴

ceora 🌸🌺 (@ceeoreo_)Thu, 21 Apr 2022 19:08 +0000

ngl… i thought coding in a google doc during a technical interview was a joke y’all😅😅

ceora 🌸🌺 (@ceeoreo_)Thu, 21 Apr 2022 19:08 +0000

I love that magical adhd moment where you get just enough dopamine to do the non-urgent admin task you’ve been procrastinating on for months, ughhh that’s a good feeling

Dusty Chipura (@dustychipura)Wed, 20 Apr 2022 21:45 +0000

Welp. @KubeCon_ / @CloudNativeFdn just dropped the mask requirement for KubeCon EU in Valencia next month. Not sure I’m comfortable going any more. This continent has massive Covid problems and it’s fucking airborne, not requiring masks is begging for people to get sick.

danielle 🏳️‍🌈 (@endocrimes)Fri, 22 Apr 2022 10:09 +0000

https://twitter.com/endocrimes/status/1517445402378838016

Also Major PSA: Masks are not there to make people "feel comfortable", they're proven to _actually reduce the spread of airborne disease_ to near 0. Framing it as a comfort thing shows a level of callousness that I cannot fathom.

danielle 🏳️‍🌈 (@endocrimes)Fri, 22 Apr 2022 10:44 +0000

https://twitter.com/jna_sh/status/1516028658112253955

if you find yourself writing anything that is a version of “masks are optional in highly trafficked indoor spaces” in your covid policy, you are absolutely fucking around and your attendees are absolutely going to find out

Joe (@jna_sh)Mon, 18 Apr 2022 12:32 +0000

C O N S U M E

cats who share one braincell (@CATBRAINCELL)Tue, 19 Apr 2022 23:50 +0000

https://twitter.com/DevinDonuts/status/1516909569968115713

So let me get this straight? If I'm a hot, young woman (cause you KNOW he wants hot) in the freest years of my life, I'm supposed to choose to pay to be twice-my-age Owen's bang maid when I could be out with hot guys my own age? Yeah, no.

Cat Food Casserole (@CasseroleFood)Thu, 21 Apr 2022 21:11 +0000

If you weren’t yet convinced that tech exceptionalism is stupid, look no further than the fact we keep doing this

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Must not make the “tech conferences becoming super spreader events” twitter handle

Joe (@jna_sh)Mon, 18 Apr 2022 09:11 +0000

Joe (@jna_sh)Mon, 18 Apr 2022 12:19 +0000

Madison Kanna (@Madisonkanna)Thu, 21 Apr 2022 18:36 +0000

https://twitter.com/rawkode/status/1517398548995837953

This is making the event a lot less inclusive.

Anaïs Urlichs 🐢 (@urlichsanais)Fri, 22 Apr 2022 07:41 +0000

Damn. Mask mandate dropped at KubeCon. Not sure if I’ll be attending now.

David Flanagan (@rawkode)Fri, 22 Apr 2022 07:03 +0000

If Elon Musk lost 99.9% of his net worth, he would still have $250 million to his name.

Quite Interesting (@qikipedia)Fri, 22 Apr 2022 08:00 +0000