https://twitter.com/firefly_dude/status/1522680310491660289

Batman fr just went "seriously?" And she immediately gave up what the fuck

NYCWalIcrawler (@minecraftboy822)Sat, 07 May 2022 02:50 +0000

"riddle me this batman Harley Quinn and *licks lips* Poison Ivy completely naked and covered in Oil. Whos winning the Twerk off???"

Husky 🏳️‍⚧️ (@FakeHusky)Fri, 06 May 2022 01:42 +0000

Everyone keeps asking me to make decisions and the only decision I’m 100% sure of is I just want to have a nap

Pauline P. Narvas 😵‍💫 (@paulienuh)Sat, 07 May 2022 07:08 +0000

The most frustrating thing I've found about chemotherapy, is having the mental capacity to do things, but not having the physical energy to actually do them. Having to "nap" in the middle of the day makes me feel like a 90-year-old 😭👴

Matt Hobbs v2.0 💉💉💉💉 (@TheRealNooshu)Fri, 06 May 2022 21:30 +0000

https://twitter.com/bark_maul/status/1522690689611485186

Oh god the tiny puppy snores

The Rt Hon Abeloth Penfro KC MP (@bark_maul)Fri, 06 May 2022 21:44 +0000

Something to think about

Taylor Lorenz (@TaylorLorenz)Sat, 07 May 2022 02:33 +0000

https://twitter.com/saban_girl/status/1522638412460736513

Right, but that’s the point - people would rather fetishize/perpetuate the aesthetics of the oppression rather than the part where they fight back.

Erin, on the side of caution (@CalliopeAnim)Fri, 06 May 2022 18:08 +0000

I've been working full-time in tech for over 27 years. I'm feeling this so hard right now, and need a break. Or a hobby. Or both?

Jeremy, The Patronizing Saint of DevOps 🇺🇲🇺🇦 (@IAmJerdog)Sat, 07 May 2022 02:42 +0000

mood

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An ultimate “that guy,” and great torchbearer of the Chicago ‘stache

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Rest In Peace to a great actor & Chicago native, Mike Hagerty. His countless roles included WAYNE'S WORLD, OVERBOARD, SO I MARRIED AN AXE MURDERER, DICK TRACY, RED HEAT, SPEED 2, BREWSTER'S MILLIONS, NOTHING IN COMMON, and AUSTIN POWERS THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME.

Music Box Theatre (@musicboxtheatre)Fri, 06 May 2022 19:16 +0000

Kim Bellware (@bellwak)Fri, 06 May 2022 19:25 +0000

Rest In Peace to a great actor & Chicago native, Mike Hagerty. His countless roles included WAYNE'S WORLD, OVERBOARD, SO I MARRIED AN AXE MURDERER, DICK TRACY, RED HEAT, SPEED 2, BREWSTER'S MILLIONS, NOTHING IN COMMON, and AUSTIN POWERS THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME.

Music Box Theatre (@musicboxtheatre)Fri, 06 May 2022 19:16 +0000

as opposed to now, when they serve tens of thousands of requests per second using software engineered by babies twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

Cara (@caraesten)Sat, 07 May 2022 03:23 +0000

https://twitter.com/desoprotocol/status/1522598715671810055

Completely unnecessary

Arthur Sparks (@arthur__sparks)Sat, 07 May 2022 04:11 +0000

https://twitter.com/OldunCow/status/1522709334739673088

I know one or two things.

Grady Booch (@Grady_Booch)Fri, 06 May 2022 23:31 +0000

https://twitter.com/2021_Chacon/status/1522712137843429376

Because his intention for owning it is dubious and self serving

AmericanMirror (@american_mirror)Sat, 07 May 2022 02:06 +0000

BREAKING: Elon Musk has just been sued by Twitter shareholders to block his $44 billion purchase. Who else f*cking loves this?

Jo 🌻 (@JoJoFromJerz)Fri, 06 May 2022 18:37 +0000

https://twitter.com/ariadneconill/status/1522767825374531586

hahahahahaha what the fuck crossposter

Ariadne Conill (@ariadneconill)Sat, 07 May 2022 02:41 +0000

Not Wordle just the speaker list at a tech conference. ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️

Josie (@javavvitch)Fri, 28 Jan 2022 01:50 GMT

Batman The Animated Series and Batman Beyond reminds us every handful of episodes how manipulative, self serving and problematic Batman is with all his child sidekicks.

@fly00gemini8712@mastodon.online (@DawnWagesSays)Sat, 07 May 2022 02:54 +0000

a 16-year-old trans girl from tennessee was denied an education because she wasn't allowed to use the correct washroom. the state decided she was truant. while playing minecraft, cops busted her bedroom door down and before dragging her into foster care asked "are you winning"

keffals (@keffals)Fri, 06 May 2022 21:06 +0000

Single funniest x men panel ever. It's not even close.

Jay Jurden Just Jokes... Again 5/21/22 (@JayJurden)Thu, 05 May 2022 01:12 +0000

https://twitter.com/keffals/status/1522684337497456640

i really hate it here

Violet Valentine (@slutpilled)Fri, 06 May 2022 21:17 +0000

If your newsletter doesn't have an RSS feed, I don't care for your newsletter.

rusingh.com (@MaybeThisIsRu)Fri, 06 May 2022 18:23 +0000

I'm very bad at Go. I feel I barely know what I'm doing. I miss some of the convenience Ruby and Elixir give me. But if you wanna be good at something you have to be comfortable being bad at it for a while.

Brian P. Hogan (@bphogan)Fri, 06 May 2022 18:22 +0000

Easy to use OpenID Connect client and server library written for Go and certified by the OpenID Foundation - GitHub - zitadel/oidc: Easy to use OpenID Connect client and server library written for ...

Given that women’s right to enter into contracts was also not clearly established at the founding, I shall no longer be paying my student loans

Anna (@AnnaLovesVoting)Thu, 05 May 2022 17:13 +0000

in 2012, macklemore exploded from out of nowhere to tell us he shops at goodwill and thought he was gay in elementary school, and then he disappeared forever. each of us gets only one shout into the wind

soul nate (@MNateShyamalan)Fri, 06 May 2022 12:57 +0000

he looks so angy for what twitter.com/jessekellydc/s…

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My sons are certainly growing up in a different country than the one I’ve known.

Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC)Mon, 02 May 2022 16:24 +0000

Stanzi ❤️‍🔥 (@stanzipotenza)Fri, 06 May 2022 18:48 +0000

Ultimate irony that the Supreme Court is asking for privacy during a difficult time so they can make a choice...

The Feral Lady Doctor Says | تقول الطبيبة | 🇮🇶 (@LadyDoctorSays)Fri, 06 May 2022 00:23 +0000

Developer tools friends who like leading teams or would be up for it, @inrupt would love to interview you and hopefully hire you! Come work with me and many other amazing folks. inrupt.com/careers

Emelia 👸🏻 • 💙💛 (@ThisIsMissEm)Fri, 06 May 2022 16:38 +0000

There is no cat in this image (@Thereisnocat_)Fri, 06 May 2022 15:43 +0000

HR: everybody back to the office, now! …. one month pass … HR: why is everybody sick with COVID now?

Matteo Collina (@matteocollina)Fri, 06 May 2022 16:04 +0000

due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late

stoned cold fox (@roastmalone_)Tue, 03 May 2022 19:31 +0000

When a programmer wants to start a new blog 😉

Ankur💻🎧💪 (@TheAnkurTyagi)Fri, 06 May 2022 06:27 +0000

https://twitter.com/Maaikees/status/1522514651640119296

I don't recognize myself in this! I'd use Headless-CMS JAMStack Edge Functions SvelteKit SSR Atomic CSS TypeScript Webmention PWA that's completely different

Oliver (@oliverver)Fri, 06 May 2022 10:07 +0000

https://twitter.com/Lord_Sugar/status/1522279099280113668

I mean scientific research shows the opposite, people are demotivated in the office due too the long hours no abiity for a true brake and especially travel, its not a 9-5 its a 7-6, at home it is a 9-5 with more time for@personal things

Peter (@Kingadventure31)Thu, 05 May 2022 18:20 +0000

https://twitter.com/Marwood_PostLib/status/1522284043655696384

Please show the data - I work much better and much longer without the constant social chats every half hour!

Jacqueline 💙 (@Jacquerbie)Thu, 05 May 2022 18:54 +0000

https://twitter.com/Lord_Sugar/status/1522279099280113668

I get far less done in the office than I do at home. I also miss out on a ton of stuff that makes my life a lot better, time with my son and wife. The happier I am the better I am at work. Not that hard to understand.

Paul Turner (@PaulRT92)Thu, 05 May 2022 18:22 +0000

That explains why I like it! Solidarity with other traps!

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GraphQL is a trap

Jeff Hodges (@jmhodges)Thu, 05 May 2022 18:31 +0000

Emelia 👸🏻 • 💙💛 (@ThisIsMissEm)Fri, 06 May 2022 11:28 +0000

Google has confirmed to us the presence of a bug that crashes Google Docs as soon as you type... "And. And. And. And. And." into the doc and refresh. There's no way left then to easily re-access the doc as the crash would trigger as soon as you reopen it. bleepingcomputer.com/news/technolog…

Ax Sharma (@Ax_Sharma)Fri, 06 May 2022 06:13 +0000

Please check out this excellent breakfast I’m having 😏 (can you tell I don’t have instagram? 😅)

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Fri, 06 May 2022 07:22 +0000