The rare Simpsons joke where the punchline involves Homer’s nominal expertise as a safety inspector twitter.com/simpsons_dg/st…

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Wait a minute. There's something bothering me about this place... #lesbianvisability

Simpsons Daily Glavins (@simpsons_DG)Thu, 28 Apr 2022 05:33 +0000

Valondar (@VK_HM)Fri, 29 Apr 2022 00:06 +0000

Wait a minute. There's something bothering me about this place... #lesbianvisability

Simpsons Daily Glavins (@simpsons_DG)Thu, 28 Apr 2022 05:33 +0000

She would've loved that joke!

Nate Bargatze (@natebargatze)Thu, 28 Apr 2022 22:11 +0000

i love elon’s idea to charge people to embed tweets - not because the idea is good, but that it displays how he’s no more tech savvy and inventive than any other metrosexual uncle who finds out you “know computers” and has an idea for an app

jenn (@jennschiffer)Fri, 29 Apr 2022 17:00 +0000

• QA Testers are devs • QA is integral too getting a game released • Game dev is not defined by who can “change the story” • There is a lot more to games than what you can see with your eye balls. • Demeaning their position because they “just test” is a bad take. stop it.

Liz • is 3 Trash Gnomes in a Trench Coat 🧙 (@LizagnaNoodles)Thu, 28 Apr 2022 16:59 +0000

QA is actually really difficult and requires a boatload of critical thinking skills, and good QA is rare and incredibly valuable. -person who has worked as a software engineer with multiple QA departments and has also worked in QA (me)

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• QA Testers are devs • QA is integral too getting a game released • Game dev is not defined by who can “change the story” • There is a lot more to games than what you can see with your eye balls. • Demeaning their position because they “just test” is a bad take. stop it.

Liz • is 3 Trash Gnomes in a Trench Coat 🧙 (@LizagnaNoodles)Thu, 28 Apr 2022 16:59 +0000

autogynephagia (@retronouns)Fri, 29 Apr 2022 14:07 +0000

My hot take is that QA is harder than SWE. SWE: model a solution to some problem. QA: model the problem, model the solution, model the interactions between those models and identify whether something about it is "wrong" and also how and why it's wrong.

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QA is actually really difficult and requires a boatload of critical thinking skills, and good QA is rare and incredibly valuable. -person who has worked as a software engineer with multiple QA departments and has also worked in QA (me)

twitter.com/LizagnaNoodles…

autogynephagia (@retronouns)Fri, 29 Apr 2022 14:07 +0000

Jenniferplusplus (@jennplusplus)Fri, 29 Apr 2022 16:30 +0000

As a developer who studied mathematics there is one fact I use above all else. !(x || y) === !x & !y

Laurie (@laurieontech)Fri, 29 Apr 2022 17:07 +0000

https://twitter.com/mooreds/status/1520040915909283841

As far as I've seen, nobody really wants to answer it.

Marco Rogers (@polotek)Fri, 29 Apr 2022 15:09 +0000

Airbnb has announced a blueprint for a large tech company working entirely remotely. Notable features: there is one pay tier per country, regardless of where you live -- SF and Jackson pay the same. I think this is where everyone is going to end up.

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Airbnb just announced its new remote work policy for its employees. As someone who has lived in airbnbs the last two years, here are the lines that stood out to me the most… 🧵 news.airbnb.com/airbnbs-design…

Allie K. Miller - in Paris (@alliekmiller)Fri, 29 Apr 2022 01:31 +0000

Laurie Voss (@seldo)Fri, 29 Apr 2022 04:57 +0000

https://twitter.com/seldo/status/1519903638436544512

Do you think most companies will eventually settle on the SF rate or the Jackson rate?

Marco Rogers (@polotek)Fri, 29 Apr 2022 13:42 +0000

This is the million dollar question. Or, actually, given how much income is at stake, the multi-million dollar question.

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https://twitter.com/seldo/status/1519903638436544512

Do you think most companies will eventually settle on the SF rate or the Jackson rate?

Marco Rogers (@polotek)Fri, 29 Apr 2022 13:42 +0000

Dan Moore (@mooreds)Fri, 29 Apr 2022 14:02 +0000

Depends on what hardware I’m testing. Lying down is also an option.

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Q. Do you code sitting or standing?

Eddie Jaoude | GitHub Star (@eddiejaoude)Fri, 29 Apr 2022 10:54 +0000

buttplug.io 🍑🔌 - Open Source Sex Tech (@buttplugio)Fri, 29 Apr 2022 17:12 +0000

https://twitter.com/buttplugio/status/1520088628122116098

are you really even a programmer if you haven't coded while reverse cowboy

buttplug.io 🍑🔌 - Open Source Sex Tech (@buttplugio)Fri, 29 Apr 2022 17:14 +0000

https://twitter.com/BevIsGuilty/status/1520069076365856770

Yah apparently some Ukrainian vlogger recorded himself eating a bit of a dead body he found in a smoldering tank. I’m fully going to jump into a ditch

marina 🕊🪷 (@marinaxdove)Fri, 29 Apr 2022 15:55 +0000

I've been using Bitwarden for years. It generates a unique password for every website I visit. There's only been one small problem - I want a unique username for each website. Let me explain. …

interesting how jokes about staff/principal/distinguished engineer titles became popular once non-men started earning them

bletchley punk (@alicegoldfuss)Fri, 29 Apr 2022 02:37 +0000

Can someone please arrange a fight between me and this dude? twitter.com/paulg/status/1…

Tim Banks is a little pear-shaped thing (@elchefe)Fri, 29 Apr 2022 14:48 +0000

https://twitter.com/elchefe/status/1520051644586733572

So, like real talk: do you actually get paid to be smart? Because, if so, I’ve not seen a single shred of evidence to suggest that you’re not overpaid.

Tim Banks is a little pear-shaped thing (@elchefe)Fri, 29 Apr 2022 14:46 +0000

https://twitter.com/elchefe/status/1520051188456173568

These are literally two of the strongest men in the world.

Tim Banks is a little pear-shaped thing (@elchefe)Fri, 29 Apr 2022 14:45 +0000

https://twitter.com/paulg/status/1519797851357917185

I’m a world class Brazilian jiu-jitsu competitor. I train jiujitsu & lift weights daily. My cardio lets me grapple for an hour or more nonstop. My resting heart rate is in the mid 50s bpm. Yet, I’m still shaped like this. Feel free to come to my gym & tell me how sedentary I am.

Tim Banks is a little pear-shaped thing (@elchefe)Fri, 29 Apr 2022 14:43 +0000

Some personal news: today is my last day at @Microsoft. It’s been really great and I’ve had some absolutely amazing opportunities, but it’s time. I’ll be taking a ~month and a half off to just relax a bit before starting my next role on June 13th 🎉

tierney cyren (@bitandbang)Fri, 29 Apr 2022 14:35 +0000

Episode 148 | If You Can’t Stop Getting Bullied On It, Buy It

The Pocket Report (@ThePocketReport)Fri, 29 Apr 2022 01:05 +0000

we shouldn’t call our daughters “good girls.” that language is antiquated, and harmful. we should call them what they really are! little assholes

ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl)Fri, 29 Apr 2022 13:11 +0000

I am doing a project about elderly programmers. If you are a programmer and over 25 please DM

🪡 (@infinitsummer)Thu, 28 Apr 2022 17:57 +0000

Y'all @foxshaped is a keeper. She's fucking amazing and I love her.

Matt Brunt (@Brunty)Fri, 29 Apr 2022 11:16 +0000

🤔 What is a #TechLead role? 🤔 What does it look like in practice? 🤔 Is it the right role for me or my organisation? Join our lunch + learn to find out! ➡️ 12.30, Tues 10th May 2022 ➡️ Grab your space via us02web.zoom.us/meeting/regist… #TechJobs

Collaborative Future (@collab_future)Fri, 29 Apr 2022 10:18 +0000

Getting 0 likes on a tweet means I had a thought so original no one could relate

Ahmad | Meha Stan (@coverofmagazine)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 06:34 +0000

I don’t think it’s possible to overestimate how everyone is… not okay? Like, not a single person is managing to cope with life at the moment. Not a single one. We are all, en masse, very much not all right

Elisabeth Flett (@essaflett)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 19:54 +0000

https://twitter.com/aral/status/1519971783377625088

Funny how we used to tweet in the old days when Tweets started with your name: Aral … is something, something.

Aral Balkan (@aral)Fri, 29 Apr 2022 09:49 +0000

In Arab culture when guests are leaving your home you insist that they stay no matter how late it is, but guests know it’s just a courtesy. I’ve learned the hard way not to do this with non-Arab friends because they WILL take you literally😭

S🧚‍♀️ (@sxrsar)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 17:36 +0000

Shaving those OpenAPI yaks. - Writing a blog post for OAI - Notice oai.github.io/Documentation/ has been launched - Spot a bunch of things to improve - Oh how do I run it locally... *Starts install gems on Eurostar WiFi...* PR done. Back to blog post! 😅 github.com/OAI/Documentat…

Wandering Woodsman 🔥🌍🇺🇦 (@philsturgeon)Fri, 29 Apr 2022 06:29 +0000

cats being weird little guys (@weirdlilguys)Thu, 28 Apr 2022 19:44 +0000

Reminder that @instagram will delete a sex worker account THE SECOND someone files a phony “solicitation” report and yet when you alert them about Nazis, you get:

Gustavo Turner (@GustavoTurnerX)Thu, 28 Apr 2022 14:46 +0000

https://twitter.com/TannerOnTwitta/status/1519442466356703232

That’s a movie and not real.

Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 23:32 +0000

When she just shaved and u getting pricked by that cactussy😩😩😩

𝓗𝓮𝓷𝓷𝔂🪐 (@ilyhndrxx)Thu, 28 Apr 2022 01:55 +0000

when you pass out from a tarantula or scorpion bite in animal crossing, do you think the tarantula or scorpion carries you to the front of your house as an apology and that's why you wake up there

diana 🐰 (@dianahorizons)Thu, 28 Apr 2022 00:21 +0000

i used to draw tf outta that sun in the corner of the paper when i was a kid

Zar ✰ (@Zarinacar)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 23:42 +0000

A few of the reasons why Elon Musk can be expected to scrap plans to acquire Twitter: he has never done anything he said he was going to, and why would he start now

BooDoo (@BooDooPerson)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 21:49 +0000