https://twitter.com/laplacetransgrl/status/1525710229740015618

AW this one rocks okay so 😇 i always wished i could fly, and i was trapped for so much of my life, just looking up at the clouds. finally i get to be one<3 i get to be free and just seen and sometimes i rain and im not always there and it's terrifying but im not alone<3

Cloudy 🌩️ (estrogen angel) (@oncloud_e)Sun, 15 May 2022 05:37 +0000

my parents: we want grandkids!!! me:

BLACKLIVESSTILLMATTER (@homemade_prozac)Wed, 03 Feb 2021 20:08 GMT

I also think this whole “smart asshole” trope in tech is really played out. And I just refuse to engage with people who make being a jerk their entire brand.

fullsnackdeveloper.eth 🇭🇹 (@notdanilu)Sat, 14 May 2022 20:53 +0000

https://twitter.com/ssridispenser/status/1525239393186942978

sad and solitary (@sadsweetmelita)Sat, 14 May 2022 21:24 +0000

https://twitter.com/ssridispenser/status/1525239393186942978

i am the grandest kid they'll ever have they can deal with it

devin (@sixeyedgojo)Sat, 14 May 2022 21:43 +0000

https://twitter.com/ssridispenser/status/1525239393186942978

this bloodline ends with me

Luna ☽ (@lunarawa)Sat, 14 May 2022 23:23 +0000

“we want grandkids” best i can do is not kiII myseIf

way ☁️ (@ssridispenser)Fri, 13 May 2022 22:19 +0000

https://twitter.com/eatshitcommie/status/1525686891177054208

That mass shooting today must have got you all excited

Alicia Votes Blue! 🇺🇦🇺🇦 (@amday1978)Sun, 15 May 2022 04:15 +0000

https://twitter.com/emrazz/status/1525555607906000898

Anyone who says “not all men” is because they worry they are in the group you actually mean.

Trav Train (@TheTravTrain)Sat, 14 May 2022 21:33 +0000

Feminism never shot up a grocery store.

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https://twitter.com/emrazz/status/1525555607906000898

Feminism is cancer

guntotingpatriot (@eatshitcommie)Sun, 15 May 2022 03:57 +0000

feminist next door (@emrazz)Sun, 15 May 2022 04:12 +0000

Not all men but all men benefit and all men know that’s why few men care.

feminist next door (@emrazz)Sat, 14 May 2022 19:16 +0000

I’m a bisexual with anxiety, I am the gay panic

Katelyn Bowden (@medus4_cdc)Sat, 14 May 2022 18:45 +0000

Every society has extremist crackpots. Every other society denies them firearms

David Frum (@davidfrum)Sat, 14 May 2022 21:25 +0000

Idk which cis person needs to hear this, but stop outting your trans partners, ex’s, and friends. Even if they are “openly trans”, there are plenty of times where some of us may choose not to disclose our transness for safety depending on the situation. It’s not for you to share.

Aaron “Access or Arson” Ansuini 💚🍋🪴🌱 (@AaronLinguini)Sat, 14 May 2022 11:51 +0000

Crypto bros yesterday vs. Crypto bros today #welcomeaboard

Ryanair (@Ryanair)Fri, 13 May 2022 11:58 +0000

https://twitter.com/Ryanair/status/1525083159725056002

POV: Crypto bros, other half trying to book a week Mykonos after today.

Ryanair (@Ryanair)Fri, 13 May 2022 21:40 +0000

https://twitter.com/scootertheworst/status/1525112175202906113

Have them checked for flubber

Eric Wagner (@ProfessorE59)Fri, 13 May 2022 21:55 +0000

https://twitter.com/scootertheworst/status/1525112175202906113

the guy that’s been having sex with my wife just retweeted this

scooter (bottom 1%) (@scootertheworst)Sat, 14 May 2022 04:24 +0000

https://twitter.com/JoshuaOgundu/status/1525543102609428480

Twitter is not real life my friend.

Kimberly Marie Bonner👸🏾 (@bizscalepro)Sat, 14 May 2022 18:27 +0000

https://twitter.com/JoshuaOgundu/status/1525543455144824835

I’m considerably older than you and spent much of my adult life in DC (close to 30 years). If Twitter was a microcosm of real life then Andrew Yang would be President. Twitter is one signal. But it is far from a dispositive one.

Kimberly Marie Bonner👸🏾 (@bizscalepro)Sat, 14 May 2022 18:30 +0000

I’m officially a US citizen, WOO!! ✨

Piece of Cake 💫 (@kefimochi)Sat, 14 May 2022 17:43 +0000

🚩🚩🚩

Dustin Moskovitz (@moskov)Sat, 14 May 2022 02:19 +0000

https://twitter.com/moskov/status/1525299641083785217

Idk, I think this is the best tweet he's ever posted that shows how much of an ignorant confident idiot he is.

Javi #BlackLivesMatter (@Javi)Sat, 14 May 2022 02:37 +0000

At Cadman plaza for a massive pro choice rally. Atleast a thousand people here so far. #BansOffOurBodies #RoeVWade #abortionrights #prochoice

thizzL🧪 (@thizzl_)Sat, 14 May 2022 16:43 +0000

I'm so bloody excited about what's to come y'all. 😭 <- happy tears.

Stephanie Stimac 🔮 Web Witch (@seaotta)Sat, 14 May 2022 18:11 +0000

Why does this sound like a ransom demand. Just missing the "unless" clause.

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Fifty refugees to be sent to Rwanda in a fortnight, says Boris Johnson theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/m…

The Guardian (@guardian)Sat, 14 May 2022 13:20 +0000

Simon Phipps (@webmink)Sat, 14 May 2022 18:15 +0000

Imagine going back to his and finding out he has a juvet and jillows

Raf (@rafayagha)Fri, 13 May 2022 09:40 +0000

the point of the "cars" trilogy is that a world where there are no human beings, where every urban planning choice is made for the sole benefit of cars and nothing else, is just an unchanged version of contemporary america

kungsluk kungsluk (@BotuIist)Fri, 06 May 2022 12:16 +0000

https://twitter.com/BotuIist/status/1522550822986473472

Funny that a screenshot of this got 13k upvotes on reddit so far, and just over 100 on twitter. reddit.com/r/fuckcars/com…

Ingolf Sjøberg (@IngolfSjoberg)Sat, 07 May 2022 18:19 +0000

Barely Sociable (@SociableBarely)Sat, 14 May 2022 04:05 +0000

women: i'm entering my villain era their villain era: speaking up for their their wants and needs

sunbeam saleem (@angbe3n)Thu, 12 May 2022 16:32 +0000

https://twitter.com/Matt_Severn/status/1525476813438345216

No wonder he doesn't understand how people can work from home effectively tbh.

Chris Hopkins (@ChrisHopkins99)Sat, 14 May 2022 14:05 +0000

https://twitter.com/christopherhope/status/1525476112737964032

I'm not surprised he doesn't need a computer. His only job is to troll the country by being as inefficient and old-fashioned as possible.

Tom Bacon (@TomABacon)Sat, 14 May 2022 14:35 +0000

https://twitter.com/christopherhope/status/1525476112737964032

So he can’t access his emails himself? He employs someone to operate the computer for him?

Matt Severn (@Matt_Severn)Sat, 14 May 2022 14:03 +0000

Get him a computer and I guess one of those 91,000 civil servants won’t have to print out his emails?

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No computer clogs up ⁦@Jacob_Rees_Mogg⁩’s neat desk in Whitehall. Just a carriage clock, ‘in’ and ‘out’ trays, some writing paper and a box of Crème Eggs. Old paintings on the wall. This is office life as it should be!

Christopher Hope📝 (@christopherhope)Sat, 14 May 2022 14:00 +0000

Prof. Tom Crick (@ProfTomCrick)Sat, 14 May 2022 15:08 +0000

https://twitter.com/christopherhope/status/1525476112737964032

As Minister for Brexit Opportunities he doesn’t even need the in tray

JPC (@jpxan71)Sat, 14 May 2022 14:10 +0000

https://twitter.com/pati_gallardo/status/1525434925146578945

Patricia Aas 🐢🇺🇦 (@pati_gallardo)Sat, 14 May 2022 11:34 +0000

The portraits were created by Reddit user lettuceown in Artbreeder.

happy anniversary to this post, NEVER let a man tell u he’s too big

Lyka (@lykachu_)Fri, 13 May 2022 03:47 +0000

TFW you finally complete the task that you'd left a slack mention unread for a week to remind you of.

Dan Moore (@mooreds)Fri, 13 May 2022 21:26 +0000