Reunited ❤️ My reason to come home

Laura J Hyatt (@LauraJHyatt)Sat, 21 May 2022 11:30 +0000

https://twitter.com/WillOremus/status/1527790081028894721

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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1527748229470646272

damn dude how many victims are you expecting to come forward

Lena (@banalplay)Fri, 20 May 2022 20:33 +0000

The Meme Guy (@joejaggi)Sat, 21 May 2022 05:54 +0000

Joining @DeborahFW @GuiltFemPod in Newcastle on 16th June will be the star of Netflix’s #Deathto2020 @kemahbob! The show is part comedy, part deep-dive discussion, part activism but this special live show promises to be an entirely great night out! 🎟 bit.ly/TTguilty

Tyne Theatre & Opera House (@TyneOperaHouse)Sat, 21 May 2022 09:36 +0000

USING a wheelchair. USES a wheelchair. just like WEARING glasses, WEARS glasses. not "confined to being behind frames" or "being behind frames" or "lens-bound." a wheelchair is a tool. a good tool. like glasses.

tommy (@tommyinboots)Thu, 15 Mar 2018 06:50 GMT

still cannot wrap my head around the fact that women modify/change their last names after getting married by choice. all that unnecessary paperwork to uphold patriarchal traditions.. ok.

Agatha Srishtie 🌸 (@SrishtyRanjan)Fri, 20 May 2022 07:42 +0000

https://twitter.com/AparnaJai/status/1527606965928886273

Aunty, just because you had no respect for your Father's surname, doesn't mean that we should do the same.

Dipiya Dilawari (@Dipdil)Fri, 20 May 2022 12:42 +0000

"YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE SAYS MALE!" calm your tits, Carol, it also says seven fuckin pounds and a lot has changed since then

discount alanis morissette (@the_meghaning)Fri, 20 May 2022 20:18 +0000

https://twitter.com/benegotherit/status/1527750940006432768

I’m going to delete this obviously so don’t rt but this conversation began with the question, “do you guys think my tongue is like, cold?”

Honey (@benegotherit)Fri, 20 May 2022 21:01 +0000

Amazing to think humanity might eradicate cancer within the next few decades, simply by becoming extinct

Frankie Boyle (@frankieboyle)Fri, 20 May 2022 21:01 +0000

When Mr. "I Am A Super Genius So I Can Do Anything Better Than So-Called Experts" tries his hand at public relations crisis management

WokeMindVirusHat (@Popehat)Thu, 19 May 2022 22:36 +0000

I once did a fun cute little blog about how elon musk follows zero women on Twitter (not even his own mother). I asked SpaceX and Tesla for comment because duh and they (the PR professionals!!!) came back to me with “but he follows more women than men on Instagram.” twitter.com/popehat/status…

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When Mr. "I Am A Super Genius So I Can Do Anything Better Than So-Called Experts" tries his hand at public relations crisis management

WokeMindVirusHat (@Popehat)Thu, 19 May 2022 22:36 +0000

sarah jeong (@sarahjeong)Thu, 19 May 2022 23:35 +0000

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1527748229470646272

tl/dr: Elon is in favor of free speech, but he is also in favor of suing you if he doesn't like what you say.

Grady Booch (@Grady_Booch)Fri, 20 May 2022 20:47 +0000

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1527748229470646272

damn dude how many victims are you expecting to come forward

Lena (@banalplay)Fri, 20 May 2022 20:33 +0000

https://twitter.com/kelseyhightower/status/1527672023370985478

I realized recently that the bulk of my time as a developer is spent on research - if I've done the right research, typing out the code is the least time consuming part of the whole thing So care most about DX efforts that help me there - great docs, great examples, great demos

Simon Willison (@simonw)Fri, 20 May 2022 16:03 +0000

https://twitter.com/ddosguru/status/1527727658141818881

Oh no, companies doing cost reduction? That would be so bad!

Tim Banks is a little pear-shaped thing (@elchefe)Fri, 20 May 2022 19:17 +0000

therapist: you can't speedrun grief me: silly woman I'm a G4M3R RAWR

james (@varjmes)Fri, 20 May 2022 17:08 +0000

Imagine missing the memo from 2021 that says "The internet loves and is thirsty for 9 foot tall women"

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Marvel reportedly requested that #SheHulk be less muscular during VFX development "Apparently she was bigger early on, but the notes kept saying to 'make her smaller'" (via @SeanRuecroft)

Culture Crave 🍿 (@CultureCrave)Fri, 20 May 2022 15:42 +0000

CactusGalactus (@Cactrot)Fri, 20 May 2022 16:45 +0000

our bank rolled back their jamstack site. suspect the skeleton screens with $0 wasn't a popular choice. smh

Brian LeRoux (@brianleroux)Fri, 20 May 2022 18:59 +0000

https://twitter.com/RhiannonNft/status/1527330692329136132

is there a difference

Joe Dillon (@joffocakes)Fri, 20 May 2022 07:44 +0000

Oh no am I going to turn into one of those TikTok thread people

Helen 侯-Sandí (@helenhousandi)Thu, 17 Oct 2019 02:53 +0000

I’m 28 today :) I just keep getting better and better

Emily Kager (@EmilyKager)Fri, 20 May 2022 09:35 +0000

Passwordless #keycloak login via #webauthn with Fingerprint on #android (Pixel5)

Thomas Darimont (@thomasdarimont)Fri, 20 May 2022 05:57 +0000

I still love the fact that Bluetooth was named after the 10th-century Danish King Harald 'Bluetooth' Gormsson, said to have had a dead tooth (or to have loved liquorice). He united the various tribes of Denmark, hence the name choice for a technology that is all about connecting.

Susie Dent (@susie_dent)Fri, 20 May 2022 10:20 +0000

https://twitter.com/susie_dent/status/1527595124829605888

The Bluetooth logo merges two Scandinavian runes representing the H and B of his name.

Susie Dent (@susie_dent)Fri, 20 May 2022 10:20 +0000

https://twitter.com/KnowNothingTV/status/1527499186056347661

Elon Musk: Free speech! Reporter: here's an article about you Elon Musk: No, not like that.

Thee Illyana 🏳️‍⚧️#RussianWarshipGoFuckYourself (@IllyOfTheValley)Fri, 20 May 2022 05:02 +0000

Before you criticize Elon Musk’s politics, remember he’s the reason we have the hyperloop train that gets you from LA to SF in one hour.

James Hamblin (@jameshamblin)Thu, 19 May 2022 00:52 +0000

https://twitter.com/jameshamblin/status/1527089770547105792

A non-zero percentage of Muskbros will share this tweet unironically.

Baudi (@PickBaudisBrain)Thu, 19 May 2022 16:49 +0000

https://twitter.com/ryanrydr/status/1527117589163417600

Everything he has done is political.

machu pikachu (@_r_o_n_e_)Thu, 19 May 2022 05:26 +0000

cats r so good....they are like “my ears are triangles! i have no responsibilities! meow meow!!”

yam 🍠 endwalker spoilerinos! (@toffee_snail)Fri, 31 Jan 2020 06:07 GMT

Caring about other people is punk as fuck

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https://twitter.com/IanColdwater/status/1527277064688377857

"stay punk" - still wearing a mask 😂😂😂 such a posers

pur3speed (@pur3speed)Thu, 19 May 2022 13:42 +0000

Ian Coldwater @KubeCon 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Thu, 19 May 2022 14:12 +0000

The Rules of the Standards club: 1. Check if you actually need to create one 2. Check you can't use an existing one 3. Take advantage of other standards and practices 4. Put a version number inside documents 5. Provide tools from the start 6. Think extensibility What else?

API Handyman (@apihandyman)Thu, 19 May 2022 08:22 +0000

we used to do this conference thing... all the time? wtf this is exhausting

Ian Coldwater @KubeCon 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Wed, 18 May 2022 17:00 +0000

I can't believe how well this works

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Thu, 19 May 2022 09:23 +0000

https://twitter.com/TobiasZengel/status/1527236606985396224

It’s like in Spider Man. With great power comes great responsibility. He now has great power, but is very much lacking in the responsibility department.

Julian Aßmann (@JulianAssmann)Thu, 19 May 2022 10:43 +0000

https://twitter.com/TobiasZengel/status/1527237938593120256

He is not a god. He is successful, yes, but that does not make him right in every aspect or gives him the right to yield his power without checks and balances. We live in a democracy, not in a plutocracy. The rich are not elected and they lack the democratic legitimacy to lead.

Julian Aßmann (@JulianAssmann)Thu, 19 May 2022 10:48 +0000

Every time I attend a conference I am reminded of how much I squirm and fidget when sitting

Chris Hartjes (@grmpyprogrammer)Thu, 19 May 2022 10:27 +0000

The Orange website in 3 images

Joe is on vacation (@jna_sh)Thu, 19 May 2022 10:30 +0000

Former President George W. Bush: “The decision of one man to launch a wholly unjustified and brutal invasion of Iraq. I mean of Ukraine.”

Sahil Kapur (@sahilkapur)Thu, 19 May 2022 01:01 +0000

You are not your code. If somebody criticizing your code threatens your identity, this is going to be a career filled with extreme anxiety and insecurity.

Ryan Florence (@ryanflorence)Wed, 11 May 2022 13:41 +0000

https://twitter.com/jesslynnrose/status/1526948399404171264

“Mental health benefits” that are actually apps & not like actual therapy coverage

jesSQL ✨ abortion access is necessary health care✨ (@jessingabout)Wed, 18 May 2022 17:19 +0000

Been thinking about anti-perks in tech jobs. What perks *sound* good but are a hard no from you?

Jessica Rose (@jesslynnrose)Wed, 18 May 2022 15:30 +0000

https://twitter.com/jesslynnrose/status/1526948399404171264

hot desking whoever thought that was a good idea is a menace

Lex Lofthouse (@Loftio)Wed, 18 May 2022 15:33 +0000

the paypal cinematic universe has been great at producing super-villains

☠️ buriticá ☠️ (@buritica)Wed, 18 May 2022 19:52 +0000

https://twitter.com/veekorbes/status/1526989364777168896

I learnt yesterday to not network after dinner

Anaïs Urlichs @ KubeCon ☀️ (@urlichsanais)Thu, 19 May 2022 05:29 +0000