https://twitter.com/Brunty/status/1520870533914673153

Knowing about incognito mode doesn't make you a nerd

Ciaran McNulty (@CiaranMcNulty)Sun, 01 May 2022 21:01 +0000

Anyone who uses the phrase "gender ideology" is a transphobe, in the same way that anyone who uses the phrase "gay agenda" is a homophobe. People being gay is not an agenda. People being trans is not an ideology.

Aidan Comerford (@AidanCTweets)Sun, 01 May 2022 21:02 +0000

Tell me you're a nerd without telling me you're a nerd.

Matt Brunt (@Brunty)Sun, 01 May 2022 20:59 +0000

Lesbian awareness week is coming to an end, but I REFUSE to stop thinking about lesbians and how good they are.

☠ Devi ☠ (@DoctorKraft)Sun, 01 May 2022 20:57 +0000

fuuuuuuuck

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the ND tech career arch: - exploited Hyperfocus to success - burn out - sustained focus breaks your brain - hope success has landed you in a spot where doing quick proof of concepts and pairing with others is enough because actually doing feature work is now impossible

_.just._ 🏳️‍🌈 ✨🔥 kink at pride 🔥✨ Jesus (@evan_just_evan)Fri, 29 Apr 2022 11:42 +0000

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Sun, 01 May 2022 12:47 +0000

the ND tech career arch: - exploited Hyperfocus to success - burn out - sustained focus breaks your brain - hope success has landed you in a spot where doing quick proof of concepts and pairing with others is enough because actually doing feature work is now impossible

_.just._ 🏳️‍🌈 ✨🔥 kink at pride 🔥✨ Jesus (@evan_just_evan)Fri, 29 Apr 2022 11:42 +0000

I mean, no? I can't sneeze on someone with a cold and make them well but they can make me sick. This may be the dumbest thing you've ever said.

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If a human bites a Vampire then shouldn’t the Vampire turn back into a human? And while we’re at it, if a human bites a Zombie shouldn’t it cure the Zombie too?

Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson)Sun, 01 May 2022 05:03 +0000

👾Rani Timekey Baker, Noise Channel $400C-$400F (@destroyed4com4t)Sun, 01 May 2022 08:20 +0000

boy dogs are so embarrassinnngggg!!! like why is your peepee out rn i’m trynna take a picture 😭

Ivyprofen 💊✨ (@IvyKungu)Sun, 01 May 2022 00:55 +0000

Squirrel tastes almonds for the first time.. 😅

Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden)Sat, 30 Apr 2022 16:50 +0000

The hand on her hand

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Squirrel tastes almonds for the first time.. 😅

Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden)Sat, 30 Apr 2022 16:50 +0000

Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman)Sun, 01 May 2022 13:09 +0000

its may day

hotep quark (@borgposting)Sun, 01 May 2022 09:37 +0000

Hey @Wikipedia I've been wiped from your pages. Deemed not notable enough. Despite having created one of the most popular web animations ever, directing music videos for famous artists, voice acting in hit TV series and games like GTA V, releasing music on an established label..

David Firth (Salad Fingers) (@DAVID_FIRTH)Sat, 30 Apr 2022 20:48 +0000

https://twitter.com/LizardGaming715/status/1520564673589960711

Funnily enough, this is a question his Wikipedia article could have answered

A-A-RON (@doubleAWilson)Sun, 01 May 2022 02:02 +0000

Just a reminder: Starbucks could give every one of its 383,000 employees a $5000 bonus check and still keep $1,893,500,000 in net income this year. That’s without raising prices. And yet they’re going to raise prices and are actively firing people for wanting to unionize.

Fuck You I Quit (@fuckyouiquit)Tue, 15 Feb 2022 15:15 GMT

https://twitter.com/andrewdoyle_com/status/1520784829679349760

A trans friend asking you to refer to them as their new gender identity isn't really the same as the state compelling speech in this way e.g. Canada and to a lesser extent UK. IMO it would be unfriendly to use the unpreferred pronouns with a friend (except like ze/zir etc.)

YouAreGoosed (@YouAreGoosed)Sun, 01 May 2022 15:23 +0000

https://twitter.com/andrewdoyle_com/status/1520784829679349760

If I am friends with someone I will call them whatever they want. You would only refuse if your a terrible friend.

PolitcalGaming (@OMacMan)Sun, 01 May 2022 15:23 +0000

Thinking once again about the Japanese promotional event in 2017 where the ghosts from "The Ring" and "The Grudge" film franchises played baseball against each other

Zefyr Rose "Read Scenes of Subjection" Lisowski (@zefrrrrrrr)Fri, 29 Apr 2022 15:21 +0000

I’ve always respected @Trevornoah so much but this closing speech from the White House correspondents’ dinner is particularly spectacular.

Mike Birbiglia (@birbigs)Sun, 01 May 2022 04:51 +0000

I’m doing a project on elderly twitter users. If you are a twitter user and over 25 please DM me.

erika (@erikanmack)Fri, 29 Apr 2022 23:26 +0000

twitter.com/i/spaces/1ZkKz…

finnuh (@finnuhdoit)Sat, 30 Apr 2022 22:06 +0000

Creating a good culture at work is a lot to do with *not* micromanaging and *not* making work a place where you are "friends" or "family".

Paul Johnston - trying to be civil (as a service) (@PaulDJohnston)Sun, 01 May 2022 14:15 +0000

What’s a quote from one of your mutuals that lives rent-free in your head? I’ll start: @sarah_edo once told a group of us not to donate time to for-profit conferences because “you can die of exposure” 💀💀💀

Jason Lengstorf (@jlengstorf)Sun, 01 May 2022 14:10 +0000

Regardless of how you feel about what Will did, the fact that one of the biggest black actors in the world can lose work after smacking another grown man while Woody Allen had avid defenders for decades is pretty messed up.

Jennie, of the Librarian Horde (@angrybooklady)Sun, 01 May 2022 12:47 +0000

Now I don't normally post on LinkedIn, never mind pushing job adverts. But during a 400 mile round trip in the car with Houman Brinjcargorabi on the weekend... 12 comments on LinkedIn

Well shit.

Olivia A. Cole (@RantingOwl)Fri, 29 Apr 2022 16:05 +0000

Not white folks dragging these fools too💀💀💀

Ke’Andra (@Thats_KeAndra)Sat, 30 Apr 2022 12:48 +0000

https://twitter.com/MikkelsenPads/status/1520477133314969601

Just say you ain't loyal and move on

Meat Show (@sadboisadlife65)Sat, 30 Apr 2022 22:27 +0000

Ernest Hemingway packing him up lmaooooooo twitter.com/thats_keandra/…

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Not white folks dragging these fools too💀💀💀

Ke’Andra (@Thats_KeAndra)Sat, 30 Apr 2022 12:48 +0000

Eva (@EtherealEva07)Sat, 30 Apr 2022 14:54 +0000

https://twitter.com/danny_manny23/status/1520508991520051201

No we don’t

James 🖤 (@flashyjay4)Sat, 30 Apr 2022 22:46 +0000

when i was a child i didn't drink coffee and i was never tired. now i'm an adult who drinks coffee constantly and am always tired. the culprit for my fatigue is obvious: the iraq war

Andrea More (@amore_orless)Sat, 30 Apr 2022 18:34 +0000

https://twitter.com/Dixie3Flatline/status/1518622613978845184

See how easy it is to not delete a tweet and instead admit that you were wrong in public

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Mon, 25 Apr 2022 16:36 +0000

First time seeing a student loan fund on a wedding registry and honestly? Genius

Carolyn Stransky (@carolstran)Sun, 01 May 2022 10:38 +0000

😩 Went to make a small change to my blog, realised everything is super outdated. Now considering completely rebuilding it. 🙈

Marcus Noble (@Marcus_Noble_)Sun, 01 May 2022 10:30 +0000

Top story: @AutomationPanda: 'At #PyConUS2022 ' , see more tweetedtimes.com/kaushall_shah?…

Kaushal (@kaushall_shah)Sun, 01 May 2022 05:39 +0000

When most of your job is writing pipelines and configuration.

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Top story: @AutomationPanda: 'At #PyConUS2022 ' , see more tweetedtimes.com/kaushall_shah?…

Kaushal (@kaushall_shah)Sun, 01 May 2022 05:39 +0000

Tane Piper (@tanepiper)Sun, 01 May 2022 07:20 +0000

Workplace culture is so hard for everyone but especially neurodivergent people How many times have YOU heard “just play the game”? Too much of getting ahead is actually making powerful people feel ok with being mediocre unpleasant unempathetic humans

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Workplace culture explained - P2 🧵 1. It’s considered rude to decline work social events, even if you have a good excuse. A diplomatic way to avoid them is to agree to go, then cancel at the last minute. People care more about you seeming keen to go than you actually attending.

Callum Stephen (He/Him) (@AutisticCallum_)Fri, 29 Apr 2022 15:53 +0000

Stella (@RisuToInu)Sun, 01 May 2022 07:41 +0000

https://twitter.com/stanzipotenza/status/1520594017343451138

They know that people who are not straight can also have kids, right?

🎈SavageLucy42🎈 (@SavageLucy42)Sun, 01 May 2022 02:41 +0000

https://twitter.com/stanzipotenza/status/1520594017343451138

I personally am past thinking I owe any straight person respect they don't return

Phil Nefler, Power Condiment (@molassennaise)Sun, 01 May 2022 03:32 +0000

I didn’t ask to be born

Stanzi ❤️‍🔥 (@stanzipotenza)Sun, 01 May 2022 02:40 +0000

https://twitter.com/grmpyprogrammer/status/1520563589853196289

Do not silence the part of yourself that is cringe, silence the part that cringes

Zach Rose (@djairportpanini)Sun, 01 May 2022 01:40 +0000

At some point I learned this lesson and it was made all the other wonderful things since possible.

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https://twitter.com/grmpyprogrammer/status/1520563589853196289

Do not silence the part of yourself that is cringe, silence the part that cringes

Zach Rose (@djairportpanini)Sun, 01 May 2022 01:40 +0000

brian wisti (@brianwisti)Sun, 01 May 2022 02:42 +0000

https://twitter.com/thearkansasleft/status/1514593174362206216

"I don't want the gay homeless man to die because he's gay, I want him to die because he's homeless."

Davis (@Saxomopho)Thu, 14 Apr 2022 17:00 +0000