Now let’s get the T out of there. Who you go to bed AS has nothing to do with who you go to bed WITH. I’m transgender. I know what I said.

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Just saw another LGBTQIA+ thing where the “A” was clarified to mean “Ace/Ally” and I just want to make it clear that while I love my ally friends SO MUCH, ally is nowhere in that acronym.

Treebeard🌿 (@queercryptoid)Tue, 31 May 2022 15:03 +0000

Kris Nóva (@krisnova)Wed, 01 Jun 2022 21:09 +0000

Can I call the Jubilee “Dependence Day” cause there’s a long weekend and BBQs, but you celebrate *still having* a monarch?

𝙴𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚢 𝙶𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚗 (@goutaste)Tue, 31 May 2022 16:26 +0000

Unlike Elon, we don't pretend to know where you'll do your best work. twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

Test Double (@testdouble)Wed, 01 Jun 2022 13:11 +0000

Happy Pride Month! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ This month (and every month) remember to: - fight fascism ✊ - hug a Blahåj 🦈

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Is she...? You know... A friend of Blahåj??

lumen 🌻 (caróg) (@darkrabite)Tue, 31 May 2022 14:40 +0000

Aeva Black will be ➡️ BSidesSF ➡️ RSA ➡️ Hush (@aevavoom)Wed, 01 Jun 2022 15:47 +0000

Is she...? You know... A friend of Blahåj??

lumen 🌻 (caróg) (@darkrabite)Tue, 31 May 2022 14:40 +0000

One of my fav simple pleasures is going for a nice lunch on my own. Today Juno came with and he was (mostly) a good boy 🖤

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Tue, 31 May 2022 14:30 +0000

If you've been programming for a long time, I think it's easy to lose sight of how powerful it is to have an idea and just, make it real.

Sy Brand (@TartanLlama)Sun, 29 May 2022 16:38 +0000

happy pride everyone😌🙏🏼

Onion™ (they/them) (@ASovietOnion)Tue, 31 May 2022 21:41 +0000

🤔How does one "lose land?" Do the farmers just forget where it is? Do they need better maps? Does a sinkhole open up and swallow it? Big "A bullet exited a policeman's gun, and traveled into a Black person, who suddenly died, surprising both him and the officer" type energy.

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Study Finds That Black Farmers Lost Approximately $326 Billion Worth of Land in the 20th Century bit.ly/3GqjBDv via @ebonymag

soulPhoodie (@soulphoodie)Tue, 31 May 2022 15:40 +0000

Mekka 💉💉💉🎉 *My Mask Protects You* Okereke (@mekkaokereke)Wed, 01 Jun 2022 13:22 +0000

Getting Go errors to work well with Sentry is hard. This post explains how we got them playing nicely by deduping stacktraces.

https://twitter.com/Its_Ya_Boy_K/status/1531728777855832064

She isn't Sith. Only Anakin / Vader and Palpatine are Sith at this time. She is a dark side force user. Not the same thing. Dark side dont usually get the orange eyes etc. That's only for Sith.

Matt Mosher (PanocideX) (@panocidex)Tue, 31 May 2022 20:44 +0000

any pride month celebration that does not love, protect, and celebrate our trans siblings is nothing but a wells fargo parade float covered in cops. the discourse this year is going to be unbearable. don't be distracted. stand up for & with trans people.

molly conger (@socialistdogmom)Tue, 31 May 2022 16:35 +0000

Men are not putting their life in danger by dating trans women please shut up

nightskin angel (@MYRACHANEL)Tue, 31 May 2022 01:11 +0000

https://twitter.com/jeremysmiles/status/1531485393782067200

Elon must just scroll through comments looking for someone to back him up, only to find more and more people pointing and laughing at him. Kinda sad, haha. But man I've thoroughly enjoyed Twitter today thanks to you. From like 1.5k+ likes average to 40k+, hell yea dude haha

Cody La (@codylablabcody)Tue, 31 May 2022 05:45 +0000

one of the most influential people on the planet and he is having a public meltdown because i sent him a pic of him bombing on snl. elon it all goes away if you just give me $1 billion twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

Jeremy Kaplowitz (@jeremysmiles)Tue, 31 May 2022 03:59 +0000

https://twitter.com/TechInsider/status/1530140595414568960

Imagine inventing a clock that you can’t read unless you get up and stick your finger into it and seriously thinking you’ve struck gold

Xploshi (@Xploshi)Mon, 30 May 2022 22:38 +0000

https://twitter.com/TechInsider/status/1530140595414568960

jenny_tightpants_ (@halomancer1)Tue, 31 May 2022 01:40 +0000

https://twitter.com/Xploshi/status/1531404630390984704

and it just adds to your electricity bill instead of just using a battery powered clock

cooper (@scoopylump)Mon, 30 May 2022 22:38 +0000

https://twitter.com/TechInsider/status/1530140595414568960

Thank god someone invented the..... *checks notes* a sundial? again?

The Spoopy Gaymer Wolf Dante Kinkade (@Gaymerfurrywolf)Mon, 30 May 2022 18:50 +0000

https://twitter.com/halomancer1/status/1531450407859261440

Oh shit this clocks uses shadows to tell time, too!

Scotti 🏳️‍⚧️ (@Watchman_5)Tue, 31 May 2022 01:55 +0000

oh good, tech bros invented the sundial twitter.com/techinsider/st…

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This clock uses shadows to tell time

Tech Insider (@TechInsider)Fri, 27 May 2022 10:55 +0000

the thicc husband & father (@lukeisamazing)Mon, 30 May 2022 11:26 +0000

Why did we have an empire? Because we were better at stealing things than others. Why do some people have inherited wealth? Because their ancestors were better at stealing things than others.

Marcus Chown (@marcuschown)Wed, 01 Jun 2022 06:08 +0000

i have just discovered that there is a boat in amsterdam where you are served bottomless pancakes as you tour the waterways. please observe her name and title

supper mario griff (@griffski)Mon, 30 May 2022 10:50 +0000

Her cousin

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What was the Queen doing when you were born and in every year of her life? Find out here 👇 trib.al/dvLwyXI

Sky News (@SkyNews)Wed, 01 Jun 2022 06:18 +0000

DJB (@DJ_Barc)Wed, 01 Jun 2022 06:20 +0000

all the Elizabeth Line trains should have her face on the front like Thomas the Tank Engine

Toby Earle 🇺🇦 (@TobyonTV)Tue, 31 May 2022 11:27 +0000

Suicidal client in immigration detention has been told they are unable to provide counselling and instead has been sent a trauma handout pack in English (language he cannot understand). Suggestions include ‘try a new haircut’ and ‘play an instrument.’ Thanks Home Office!

G (@ginaskandari)Tue, 31 May 2022 16:44 +0000

Well, Nick if you listen to the interview I’m calling MYSELF out as well — there were a lot of us doing ironic “racism” back in the aughts, and it led to some bad shit. But it made a better headline for them, I guess. But it’s the opposite of what I say in the interview. twitter.com/nickdipaolo/st…

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What an elitist dickwad! A stand up “comedian” for censorship! There’s your irony you fuckin little garden gnome. Who the fuck are you to be the moral arbiter? @pattonoswalt #censorship #comedy

Nick DiPaolo (@NickDiPaolo)Wed, 01 Jun 2022 01:29 +0000

Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt)Wed, 01 Jun 2022 02:51 +0000

https://twitter.com/caseyJsalengo/status/1531658475788451844

Bo’s a weird example of a guy who has been idolized despite spending half his career telling people to stop idolizing celebrities, including himself.

Nick aka Kenny aka Red Beard (@RedHeaded_Kid)Tue, 31 May 2022 20:14 +0000

https://twitter.com/RedHeaded_Kid/status/1531730935162478596

Caroline Smyth (@carolineasmyth)Wed, 01 Jun 2022 00:56 +0000

just want u to know

Celeste (@celeste_game)Tue, 31 May 2022 22:26 +0000

Bill Phillips (@billjings)Tue, 31 May 2022 17:47 +0000

me: I need to buy a train ticket employee: window or aisle me: *suddenly nervous* or you'll what

Adam Cerious (@Browtweaten)Tue, 31 May 2022 13:30 +0000

The stupid TikTok/IG Reels trend where influencers show off SiLlY and qUiRkY texts from their husbands and significant others has me about to vomit

Taylor Lorenz (@TaylorLorenz)Wed, 01 Jun 2022 03:02 +0000

https://twitter.com/TaylorLorenz/status/1531834036468887555

All the goofy 🤪 texts from their husbands are literally just completely normal texts. There’s nothing funny about them. Stop subjecting us to this trend please I beg! (no hate)

Taylor Lorenz (@TaylorLorenz)Wed, 01 Jun 2022 03:05 +0000

what's your favorite album of all time and why is it hybrid theory by linkin park

aubri (@aubrionna)Wed, 01 Jun 2022 04:07 +0000

https://twitter.com/lindseybieda/status/1520249945697128449

Same thing

Pumpkin Spice Lindsey (@lindseybieda)Sat, 30 Apr 2022 03:53 +0000

doing a phd is so embarrassing imagine thinking "gotta finish this paper!" while ur friends r putting a down payment on a home

hater (@gayofbengal)Tue, 31 May 2022 04:50 +0000

Thinking about Dr. George Tiller today, who was murdered because of his work providing abortion care on this day 13 years ago. It’s vital to realize that the movement against abortion access has long existed & has long been extreme.

Kimya كيميا (@kimyaf)Tue, 31 May 2022 11:32 +0000

https://twitter.com/KatyMontgomerie/status/1531714894881603585

"Gender Critical" transphobes can NEVER resist drawing trans women with hairy legs and cis women without. Wonder why that is

Katy Montgomerie 🦖🦕 (@KatyMontgomerie)Tue, 31 May 2022 19:14 +0000

What I picture in my head whenever someone says "key stakeholders":

Chloe Condon (@ChloeCondon)Wed, 01 Jun 2022 00:40 +0000

happy pride month, rt this to scare a terf

𝐒𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐚🔪 (@tinywienerbabe)Wed, 01 Jun 2022 04:44 +0000

Stay safe in #stormeunice everyone. A trampoline has blown into my garden and smashed two of my gnomes very upset

Carol McGee (@carolmcgee70)Fri, 18 Feb 2022 14:34 GMT

I had a dream that I had a literal container garden and set up a certificate for the flowerpot 😳 the containers had to have the right keys for the soil, or the plants in them would die

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Wed, 01 Jun 2022 05:41 +0000