The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden. He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.

mariana Z🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 (@mariana057)Mon, 02 May 2022 01:40 +0000

gender equality does not exist without bodily autonomy. the two are inextricable. there is no such thing as "everything else stays the same except abortion rights." that's not how policy works.

josie duffy rice (@jduffyrice)Tue, 03 May 2022 02:14 +0000

George W. Bush and Donald Trump both lost the popular vote and appointed five of these judges who will shape American life (and, on climate, life on Earth) for decades. Some democracy.

Ben Rhodes (@brhodes)Tue, 03 May 2022 04:50 +0000

Unpopular opinion, but maybe the problem isn’t who did or didn’t vote, or how they did it. Maybe the problem is actually a system that grants nine people the power to decide what the rest of us are allowed to do with our own bodies.

the apocalypse, but make it fashion. ✨ (@ElleArmageddon)Tue, 03 May 2022 05:25 +0000

now would be a good time for the dems we already voted into office to do their damn jobs

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By the way, now would be a good time to register to vote

Josh Gad (@joshgad)Tue, 03 May 2022 01:40 +0000

Ashley Reese (@offbeatorbit)Tue, 03 May 2022 02:18 +0000

This is just one example of why it's imperative that those of us who do not believe in mythical sky wizards speak the gospel of science and humanism, with *at least* as much energy as the organised religions of this world. Apathy will not beat passion. bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-…

Alex Yates (He/Him) (@_AlexYates_)Tue, 03 May 2022 05:37 +0000

https://twitter.com/_AlexYates_/status/1521363414194475008

We need to challenge the this idea of "militant atheism". I've never heard of any war, massacre or other military action carried out in the name of... Nothing. As long as religious institutions lobby for repressive new laws, the rest of us need to lobby harder against them.

Alex Yates (He/Him) (@_AlexYates_)Tue, 03 May 2022 05:49 +0000

I’m a complete atheist but also fully support other’s religious beliefs. I do however, despise, how—particularly in the west—conservative politicians use religion to remove basic rights from fellow humans. This is when I hate religion.

Andy Bell (@hankchizljaw)Tue, 03 May 2022 05:59 +0000

LinkedIn profile views really prove that no one watches you more closely than people who hate your success😎

Stella (@RisuToInu)Tue, 03 May 2022 06:32 +0000

sex workers are workers

Gritty is the Way (@Gritty20202)Sun, 01 May 2022 19:15 +0000

Basically yesterday a load of absolute bros decided I was a trans woman and used their mistake to burn me. The problem they have there is calling a cis woman trans isn't an insult. It's not insulting. All it does is confirm that they in fact CAN'T "always tell".

Sooz Kempner (@SoozUK)Mon, 02 May 2022 08:22 +0000

oh

Doctor Hurdy Gurdy (@NotReallyaDr)Mon, 02 May 2022 17:47 +0000

those are some honkin hot haunted hooters

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https://twitter.com/helenhousandi/status/1521204875698266112

Happy anniversary! Today is 14 years for us.

Will Norris (@willnorris)Mon, 02 May 2022 21:16 +0000

If you're having a bad day here's Patrick Stewart holding a puppy to cheer you up. @StarTrek

David McGeoch (@davidmcgeoch9)Mon, 02 May 2022 10:07 +0000

https://twitter.com/helenhousandi/status/1521204071532797954

Married 12 years this week, this is the real key

Helen 侯-Sandí (@helenhousandi)Mon, 02 May 2022 19:07 +0000

https://twitter.com/cityprxncess/status/1520908630299754497

What the actual fuck am I looking at?

look at this cookie I found (@jet88618994)Mon, 02 May 2022 14:14 +0000

https://twitter.com/gowons/status/1520567543496380416

this lgbt inclusive one always gets me

Roni (@cityprxncess)Sun, 01 May 2022 23:30 +0000

https://twitter.com/lola_veux/status/1521170023389097984

ok but did they confiscate the dildos or are they allowed

owl (@owlyowlnow)Mon, 02 May 2022 16:52 +0000

https://twitter.com/Kristen_Arnett/status/1521153289529831426

Don’t feel bad, I love karaoke too.

👻 Claire (@LilyPinkBaker)Mon, 02 May 2022 18:02 +0000

https://twitter.com/owlyowlnow/status/1521170795187347460

"how dare you, this is a historical medical device for the treatment of mania!"

TV Ketchup (@TehSlan)Mon, 02 May 2022 17:14 +0000

we left the airbnb and this is what the host just sent, i am literally in tears

Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett)Mon, 02 May 2022 15:43 +0000

https://twitter.com/WhiteboardKatie/status/1521158415296475138

Adjacent

🍃 Queen LaQueefa 🎋 (@1tumblrsucks)Mon, 02 May 2022 19:47 +0000

https://twitter.com/1tumblrsucks/status/1521214821013798913

"Clitoris? I haven't heard that name in years..."

Kito likes to draw (@KitoDraws)Mon, 02 May 2022 20:11 +0000

https://twitter.com/Kristen_Arnett/status/1521153289529831426

they offered to keep it for us for our next stay??? five star service

Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett)Mon, 02 May 2022 15:43 +0000

https://twitter.com/chompie1337/status/1521192563465670656

I used to like the home lab question in interviews till someone pointed out how classist and gate keeping of a question it is.

Jeff and Taxes (@Fipples19)Mon, 02 May 2022 19:15 +0000

why when you work in tech everyone expects you to maintain some super complicated home network as a hobby? do u think I wanna be a sysadmin for fun

chompie (@chompie1337)Mon, 02 May 2022 18:19 +0000

https://twitter.com/banalplay/status/1521130676795453440

Come on, give him credit. It only took him 33 years to accept black people enough to be able to put them in a strip mocking the other minority he doesn't like

a tiny, old, manatee (@asmolmanatee)Mon, 02 May 2022 14:23 +0000

https://twitter.com/banalplay/status/1521130676795453440

I love that he wanted credit as a Progressive here

𝔻𝕒𝕟𝕪𝕖𝕝𝕝 𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕥 🪴 (@PersonalGenius)Mon, 02 May 2022 15:55 +0000

https://twitter.com/banalplay/status/1521130676795453440

This is so embarrassing that I can't believe he's actively admitting to it

Jesse (@JesseDoctor)Mon, 02 May 2022 14:21 +0000

https://twitter.com/AerynApoptosis/status/1521151140833898496

Do these folks not realize that the creators of the Matrix are a pair of trans sisters?

🇨🇦 DC 🇺🇦 (@ta06)Mon, 02 May 2022 16:42 +0000

https://twitter.com/agowa338/status/1521164519820701698

it's the same joke every conservative uses against trans folk it's about dehumanizing trans folk

The Great Gario (@TheGreatGario)Mon, 02 May 2022 17:02 +0000

How it feels to be a woman at a tech conference:

Chloe Condon (@ChloeCondon)Mon, 02 May 2022 20:49 +0000

"Dilbert" creator Dilbert introduces first black character in 33-year run, introduced solely to hate trans people

Lena (@banalplay)Mon, 02 May 2022 14:13 +0000

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I hate when men fish for compliments so much, are you a man or not.

L (@Laalaluvsu)Mon, 02 May 2022 20:36 +0000

jacky.wtf/about (@jackyalcine)Mon, 02 May 2022 20:49 +0000

Oof! Just pushed out my first redesign on my site in several years. 🙈 Would love to know what y'all think. 💙 marcusnoble.co.uk

Marcus Noble (@Marcus_Noble_)Mon, 02 May 2022 13:35 +0000

malcolm in the middle context (@OutOfCMalcolm)Sun, 01 May 2022 19:02 +0000

https://twitter.com/KSVesq/status/1520856506572419074

One key to a successful marriage is probably having enough money that the concern is what you're wearing to a gala.

Nick Johnson (@N__J_____)Sun, 01 May 2022 22:53 +0000

Friends don’t let friends invent weird new software licenses.

Matthew Green (@matthew_d_green)Mon, 02 May 2022 17:38 +0000

"One of the Joker's goons revealed to me his plans to poison Gotham's water supply three days before the attack happened. In my new book Behind The Gotham Disaster, I give you inside access to what the Clown Prince of Crime was planning for the first time."

Oliver Willis (@owillis)Mon, 02 May 2022 13:19 +0000

https://twitter.com/benadam11/status/1521159960876388353

Especially in the era of remote. In-person or verbal communication is invaluable but also ephemeral. Writing is long lasting communication.

Kyle Clark (@kyclark)Mon, 02 May 2022 16:40 +0000

https://twitter.com/EddieHinkle/status/1521142506750201856

My to-list today? Untold number of Slack channels and messages 🤯 Shout out to my team and company. I didn’t get a single @-mention over the course of those 6 weeks!

Eddie (@EddieHinkle)Mon, 02 May 2022 15:48 +0000

all my americans are like "if my student loan debt's forgiven i'll be able to apply the money to my medical debts"

Jamison (Travis) Crabtree (@palegreenmist)Mon, 02 May 2022 01:13 +0000

A beast lies on the shores of Storm Point, and IMC Armories have been unearthed, explore and learn more about our monstrous map update.

maybe a controversial take but car headlights are too bright these days. every single SUV is equipped with like military grade halogen retina destroyers. jeep grand cherokee drivin around with the 9/11 memorial spotlights on the front. lighthouse-ass chevy tahoes. grow up

Jack Crosbie (@jscros)Sat, 11 Dec 2021 05:54 GMT