This is how they get you! One day you're reporting bugs, and then *boom* it is 10 years later and you're working for them 😂

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Just reported a load of http://alpha.gov.uk/ bugs to @alphagov at http://getsatisfaction.com/alphagov/ suggest you all do the same.

Terence Eden (@edent)Wed, 11 May 2011 11:04 +0000

Terence Eden (@edent)Tue, 11 May 2021 06:50 +0000

my relationship with my hairstylist is just like my relationships in my 20s. I kinda hate her and always leave unhappy, but she’s available and 3 blocks from my apartment

ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl)Tue, 10 May 2022 23:15 +0000

https://twitter.com/TheLunduke/status/1524255032669052928

Sorry, a womans body is not yours to decide. Besides, even your religion specifically allows and supports abortions. Thanks for showing your real face of being a right-wing goon, so much for the Lunduke.

@bastetfurry@mastodon.lol 🏳️‍🌈🤘😈🤘🏳️‍⚧️ (@bastetfurry)Wed, 11 May 2022 06:03 +0000

FYI, I staunchly disagree with Bryan Lunduke's general views. However, I also don't think anyone should be discriminated against on account of ethnicity or religion.

Chris Trottier (@atomicpoet)Tue, 10 May 2022 00:37 +0000

https://twitter.com/christianbute/status/1524127863154388993

It infuriates me every time I see Lunduke make ignorant remarks when it comes to LGBTQ+, racial prejudice, and his own white male privileges. Nevertheless, discrimination on religious beliefs is also wrong and his right to call it out should be protected irregardless.

Javier Cordero (Cuperino) 🇵🇷 (@JCuperino)Tue, 10 May 2022 21:00 +0000

https://twitter.com/JCuperino/status/1523832314555473920

If it wasn't Lunduke, I'd share this.

HalloLad (@HalloLad)Tue, 10 May 2022 14:30 +0000

Looking forward to the wave of bans that'll sweep the people all commenting "COREY." in response to my latest pun.

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Twitter implements new policy to limit visibility of, and even permanently ban, accounts who post duplicative or ‘copypasta’ tweets. This includes “identical or near-identical content Tweeted by an individual account or many accounts.”

Pop Base (@PopBase)Tue, 10 May 2022 18:43 +0000

Corey Quinn (@QuinnyPig)Wed, 11 May 2022 05:08 +0000

https://twitter.com/eddiejaoude/status/1523352300613513220

git add -p is your best friend. Even if you state it all anyway. Oh and git commit -v 🥹

Felipe Sere (@felipesere)Sun, 08 May 2022 22:17 +0000

https://twitter.com/calehoopes/status/1523645589065322496

That's an exaggeration, if you've done `git status` and have seen what would be staged, then `git add .` can be okay, but even then we'd be better recommending `git add -pi`, which allows interactive staging of files; no more committing stuff you didn't mean to.

Emelia 👸🏻 • 💙💛 (@ThisIsMissEm)Mon, 09 May 2022 12:49 +0000

https://twitter.com/nacho0322/status/1523943721317842944

Why should they Morbius is best comic book movie of all time

Impulse (@Impulse785)Tue, 10 May 2022 08:49 +0000

https://twitter.com/MCU_Direct/status/1523888952247472128

Will being joining Morbius as highest box office of all time

Impulse (@Impulse785)Tue, 10 May 2022 04:55 +0000

https://twitter.com/Impulse785/status/1523889511612170240

already has

𝙢𝙧𝙬𝙣 (@mrwnight)Tue, 10 May 2022 06:18 +0000

Always include a complete example on how to reproduce your problem. signed, all your OSS maintainers

Matteo Collina (@matteocollina)Tue, 10 May 2022 16:04 +0000

Daughter told me a boy asked her out in school. Me: What did you say? 8 yo: I said I can speak 3 languages and was the lead in my camp’s play. What can he offer. Me: 😳

Panagis Galiatsatos, MD, MHS (@panagis21)Tue, 10 May 2022 00:31 +0000

https://twitter.com/StvBurns/status/1523682758521892865

Hes OBSESSED with these non-existent Subway Barbecues. Remember when he first got elected and was like, “no more doing Barbecues in the subway station” and the entire city wanted to know where it was happening bc no one has ever seen it but wanted to stop by

Tammy Faye Bakker Acted 🌻 (@MomtifaN)Mon, 09 May 2022 19:25 +0000

If you are working on a large JS project run $> npx unimported It will tell you what dependencies are not being used in your code. In my case I found 5 npm modules and over 20 React components that were no longer part of the UI 🤯

Jorge 💻 (@ja_codes)Tue, 10 May 2022 11:00 +0000

Tech conferences are something that I will never understand. I usually lose the speaker in the first 2 minutes and spend the rest bored. In general I don't think presentations are a good way of conveying technical ideas. I find live coding in particular super confusing.

Kieran McHugh (@kieranmch)Tue, 10 May 2022 20:26 +0000

good thing our humor isn’t based on near replication with small variation twitter.com/popbase/status…

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Twitter implements new policy to limit visibility of, and even permanently ban, accounts who post duplicative or ‘copypasta’ tweets. This includes “identical or near-identical content Tweeted by an individual account or many accounts.”

Pop Base (@PopBase)Tue, 10 May 2022 18:43 +0000

Amy (@lolennui)Tue, 10 May 2022 20:15 +0000

my prediction is trump back on twitter and then the run up to 2024 is identical to 2016. for my part idk I’ll probably be on ketamine.

Amy-Leigh Gemstone (lolennui@mas.to) (@lolennui)Mon, 25 Apr 2022 19:14 +0000

If Starmer resigns, Ed Miliband should become caretaker leader and immediately hold a TV press conference where he just eats a bacon sandwich and the background is a huge poster of that Cameron tweet.

Metatone (@Metatone2)Tue, 10 May 2022 07:11 +0000

i simply would have made this announcement from any other room, wearing any other outfit

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Prince Charles announces the government's top priority is to "help ease the cost-of-living for families," with a promise to "level up opportunity in all parts of the country" bloom.bg/3srLLZ0

Bloomberg UK (@BloombergUK)Tue, 10 May 2022 10:43 +0000

rax ‘leads with her crotch’ king (@RaxKingIsDead)Tue, 10 May 2022 18:53 +0000

being accused of trolling zoomers when I try to explain the most popular website was literally called “expertsexchange” twitter.com/ademoyejohn/st…

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What did the developers of old use before Stackoverflow?

John ✨ (@AdemoyeJohn)Mon, 09 May 2022 06:00 +0000

emilia ✨ (@lazerwalker)Mon, 09 May 2022 23:29 +0000

oh, a major stablecoin lost its peg? shoulda used a flared base.

Amy Hoy (@amyhoy)Tue, 10 May 2022 00:48 +0000

*sigh* 🥃

Jason Kikta 🌻 (@kikta)Mon, 09 May 2022 17:29 +0000

it’s-a-me, depression

Adam (@adamgreattweet)Mon, 09 May 2022 18:39 +0000

Trying out a little something, inspired by @genmon

Tom Critchlow (@tomcritchlow)Tue, 10 May 2022 15:46 +0000

If you're a senior person dealing with someone junior always always ALWAYS go into the interaction thinking "how do I be the senior that I would've needed as a junior?"

ewan green (@ohnorobot)Tue, 10 May 2022 14:24 +0000

The Queen’s Speech needs to announce a new law stating that if you can afford £1100 a month for rent for twelve months in a row, banks must acknowledge that you can afford a mortgage of £750 a month, mainly because £1100 is more than £750.

Simon Harris - #LovelyBitOfSquirrel (@simonharris_mbd)Tue, 10 May 2022 09:02 +0000

https://twitter.com/TommmyBear/status/1523687675714174976

American Gov: The rich are now legally allowed to hunt you for sport American People: I'll be rich someday so this is fine

Henrik Magnusson (@maestromorte)Tue, 10 May 2022 01:09 +0000

https://twitter.com/human_not_bees/status/1523733006057230337

I don’t need to promote a sex toy but many do. Rich countries shouldn’t have poor people.

Beës  (@human_not_bees)Tue, 10 May 2022 09:41 +0000

https://twitter.com/Drjoelpittaway/status/1523750602777395201

I think it’s about being able to just go to work and be respected and be seen as a fellow physician and not a sex object. You might expect to be hit on at a bar, but it would be nice if work was a hit free zone.

Dyan Doc Believer (@DocOzzieOsborne)Mon, 09 May 2022 21:07 +0000

I'll never get tired of pushing to prod being so easy :)

Eddie (@EddieHinkle)Mon, 09 May 2022 20:50 +0000

I bet he didn't need a letter of approval from a therapist or psychologist for this gender affirming surgery.

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https://twitter.com/KosmeticKrys/status/1443955784564584450

This jawline transformation INSANE! Wow 😍😍

PLASTIC SURGERY CONSULTANT (@KosmeticKrys)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 16:47 +0000

♕ Devin-Norelle (ze/zim/zis) (@DevinNorelle)Mon, 09 May 2022 17:09 +0000

https://twitter.com/KosmeticKrys/status/1509935384251224070

Gender affirming care

Madman Moe's New Acct (plz re follow) (@barf_sounds)Tue, 10 May 2022 00:59 +0000

“Sorry for the slow reply” is a symptom of unrealistic demands in an always-on culture. If you didn’t commit to a response deadline, stop apologizing and drop the guilt—you’re not late. A healthier message is gratitude for reasonable expectations: “Thanks for your patience.”

Adam Grant (@AdamMGrant)Mon, 09 May 2022 13:28 +0000

So anyway, “wholesome” is not the opposite of sexual. Sex, including queer sex, can be lovely & wholesome & affirming & good. The purity culture idea that leads people to describe sex on tv as if it is antithetical to anything “wholesome” and more akin to violence…don’t like it.

Jackie 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️📺 (@janitor_jackie)Sun, 08 May 2022 15:14 +0000

As a very lonely, gay, British teenager, the portrayal of Seven of Nine in #startrekvoyager got me through. To watch the character come full circle and sit in her rightful chair in #startrekpicard was cathartic and utterly magnificent. Thank you so much, Captain @JeriLRyan.

PrestonTopLad (@Prestonboi83)Fri, 06 May 2022 20:19 +0000

I'm inspired to make an "integration bingo" card for anyone integrating with 3rd party services to mark off when they hit certain issues. I feel like I've already completed it all though.

Matt Brunt (@Brunty)Tue, 10 May 2022 08:05 +0000

Can we normalize communicating to a job applicant (whom has taken the time to interview) that you're not going to proceed with them, instead of ghosting them? I understand we're all busy but it's rude to leave people hanging when they've taken time to meet with you.

Emma Bostian (@EmmaBostian)Tue, 10 May 2022 08:11 +0000

Protesting in front of judges’ homes *is* the peaceful, civil response.

Ian Ager, Ouphe Collector (@IanAger)Sun, 08 May 2022 19:42 +0000

View source anywhere.

How awesome is nature! This dandelion makes a protective air bubble round its precious seeds when submerged. It means when pulled out of a glass of water the head of the dandelion is completely dry 😲😲

Paul Tyler 🔬🔭📡 (@Glazgow)Mon, 09 May 2022 18:38 +0000

Bitfinex’ed 🔥 Κασσάνδρα 🏺 (@Bitfinexed)Mon, 09 May 2022 00:59 +0000

https://twitter.com/lovelacecoding/status/1523755430660304897

I’m partial to hanselminutes.com, 840 episodes over the last 14 years and encompassing fresh faces and fresh talk about inclusive tech.

Scott Hanselman 🇺🇦 (@shanselman)Mon, 09 May 2022 20:25 +0000