Being gay makes these convos so entertaining. We're both the girlfriend but we compete to pay for shit. Maybe y'all are the problem lol

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Travis Kelce's Girlfriend Kayla Nicole Allegedly Broke Up With Him Because He Kept Making Her Pay Half of Everything In The Five Years They Were Dating barstoolsports.com/blog/3419370/t…

Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports)Sat, 28 May 2022 00:15 +0000

j 🌬️ (@silvergelpen)Sat, 28 May 2022 14:43 +0000

Rape culture and gun violence go hand in hand. Toxic masculinity is deadly. We can do better.

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New: The Uvalde gunman had threatened to rape, kill and kidnap girls in online messages before the attack. But teens who reported it were ignored, and some saw his angry misogyny as just “how online is" washingtonpost.com/technology/202… @SilviaElenaFF @Cat_Zakrzewski @NaomiNixWrites

Drew Harwell (@drewharwell)Sat, 28 May 2022 10:21 +0000

Drew Dixon 🇺🇦🌻 (@deardrewdixon)Sat, 28 May 2022 14:55 +0000

New: The Uvalde gunman had threatened to rape, kill and kidnap girls in online messages before the attack. But teens who reported it were ignored, and some saw his angry misogyny as just “how online is" washingtonpost.com/technology/202… @SilviaElenaFF @Cat_Zakrzewski @NaomiNixWrites

Drew Harwell (@drewharwell)Sat, 28 May 2022 10:21 +0000

Writing a framework or library teaches you software architecture. This is more valueable than actually using the framework.

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I created a PHP micro-framework for fun 🎉 No idea why, but it's something I've always wanted to do 🙃

JustSteveKing (@JustSteveKing)Fri, 27 May 2022 15:52 +0000

Paul Dragoonis (@dr4goonis)Sat, 28 May 2022 15:06 +0000

Me graduating from Umass Boston and my dad graduating from Umass Boston with a masters degree 4 years later 🥹💙🤍

Stanzi ❤️‍🔥 (@stanzipotenza)Sat, 28 May 2022 15:06 +0000

https://twitter.com/jcrdandaly/status/1530506006115098624

As most who went to school in the 70s and early 80s will testify, the idea that pupils were being taught about same-sex parents or gay equality at any widespread level is simply untrue. The reality is that homophobia was as much an issue in playgrounds as it was in culture.

Jordan (@jcrdandaly)Sat, 28 May 2022 11:07 +0000

i just KNOW carrie would be so proud of vivien’s portrayal of leia #ObiWan

cass | obi wan spoilers! (@cassianapozzi)Fri, 27 May 2022 06:30 +0000

Grogu move over (temporarily) because it’s Baby Leia’s era now #ObiWan #ObiWanKenobi

Average CBM lover (@based_marvel)Fri, 27 May 2022 04:36 +0000

I said "dominant and submissive genes" instead of "dominant and recessive genes" in my bio lab...please fucking kill me

Clio J. Cotard 🐭 (@ClioCotard)Fri, 16 Jul 2021 00:24 +0000

https://twitter.com/Mmoths_/status/1530334266479022084

Cardboard Hoarder (@KnuckleKeks)Sat, 28 May 2022 07:07 +0000

IM FUCKING SHRIEKING THIS IS SO FUNNY

Mmoths_💙💙💙💙 (@Mmoths_)Fri, 27 May 2022 23:44 +0000

breaking: neurodivergent person finds out task they’ve been putting off for 8 months only took 5 minutes to complete

logan :) (@elaraaofficial)Thu, 26 May 2022 19:18 +0000

This is the most astonishing and painfully honest video I’ve even seen on buying guns. MUST SEE.

Jay Arnold (@jadedcreative)Fri, 27 May 2022 15:23 +0000

Redditor spends years talking about peanut butter being spicy, and sometimes it would be hard to breathe, and none of the people looking at him funny told him it's not normal. If you guessed that said redditor has an anaphylactic allergy, you'd be right. reddit.com/r/tifu/comment…

Kathryn #GoBolts⛈️ Brightbill (@KEBrightbill)Sat, 28 May 2022 05:47 +0000

When mid-sized companies say: "We don't believe in job titles so everyone is a just a software engineer" I hear: "We expect people to be more interested in building our company than building their own careers" Here's why:

Laura Tacho 🌮 (@rhein_wein)Fri, 27 May 2022 13:50 +0000

Learn how to setup and use vale, a syntax-aware prose linter with neovim for technical writing be it personal blogs or technical documentation.

When President Clinton banned assault rifles in 1994, mass shootings dropped by 43%. After Republicans let the ban expire in 2004, they increased by 243% — please don’t tell me bans don’t work, because I don’t want to hear it.

Lakota Man (@LakotaMan1)Fri, 27 May 2022 02:57 +0000

The cops who heroically stayed outside while 20 people were shot?

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Heidi & I are fervently lifting up in prayer the children and families in the horrific shooting in Uvalde. We are in close contact with local officials, but the precise details are still unfolding. Thank you to heroic law enforcement & first responders for acting so swiftly.

Ted Cruz (@tedcruz)Tue, 24 May 2022 19:59 +0000

James S.A. Corey (@JamesSACorey)Fri, 27 May 2022 17:43 +0000

https://twitter.com/transscribe/status/1529908263353040898

What happened to all that gear and military grade equipment they had when they used it against unarmed protesters a few months back?

That Designer Guy (@thtdesignerguy)Thu, 26 May 2022 20:34 +0000

thin blue line feeling thinner and thinner every day innit

matt clawson (@matt_clawson)Fri, 27 May 2022 17:39 +0000

https://twitter.com/transscribe/status/1529908263353040898

This is the perfect test case. Numerous good guys with guns were on site. Good guys with guns could not stop the bad guy with guns from killing 21.

Susan “Sedition has consequences” (@susanscorgis2)Thu, 26 May 2022 21:16 +0000

https://twitter.com/matt_clawson/status/1530242362273943553

if your cops can't step up to the plate when they're needed, why do they think adding more cowards and more guns is going to help?

matt clawson (@matt_clawson)Fri, 27 May 2022 17:41 +0000

If a weapon is so dangerous that a squad of police officers are too afraid to confront a single person wielding it, that weapon should be banned.

Katelyn Burns (@transscribe)Thu, 26 May 2022 19:32 +0000

https://twitter.com/matt_clawson/status/1530242852638318595

maybe this is just some new age homeopathic policing. less action is more! bold!

matt clawson (@matt_clawson)Fri, 27 May 2022 17:46 +0000

Remembering my friend Christopher Lee who would have been 100 today.

Tony Iommi (@tonyiommi)Fri, 27 May 2022 15:30 +0000

Basically the Tories have just given back the money they took away from universal credit last year. It’s the same Tory trick as with police numbers. First they cut them by 20,000 and then expect praise for 13,000 “new” officers. They take us for fools.

Chris Bryant (@RhonddaBryant)Fri, 27 May 2022 06:58 +0000

Did you know in Texas, seggs toys are more regulated than guns?! It is illegal to own more than 6 seggs toys but there is no limit to the number of guns you can own…

Cliterally The Best ™ (@cliterallytheb)Fri, 27 May 2022 15:13 +0000

https://twitter.com/SmnLlyd5/status/1529918427514736640

Seriously though, great video this. I know it’s probably intentional but proper Caesar-like

Si Lloyd (@SmnLlyd5)Thu, 26 May 2022 20:37 +0000

Their stadium looks knackered

Si Lloyd (@SmnLlyd5)Thu, 26 May 2022 20:12 +0000

Guys it’s not funny anymore, they’re going to make a second movie if we keep this up twitter.com/comicbook/stat…

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The Summer of #Morbius continues as Morbin trends for the 3rd straight day comicbook.com/marvel/news/mo…

ComicBook.com (@ComicBook)Thu, 26 May 2022 13:43 +0000

Kasey-Wan Kenobi (@RawbertBeef)Fri, 27 May 2022 01:39 +0000

Wise words from a friend today: "There's a selfishness that the pandemic has exposed that I can never unsee"

chantzy (@chantz_y)Thu, 26 May 2022 19:52 +0000

Vatican investigates possible miracle as UK government inexplicably finds £10bn for energy bills just 24 hours after the Sue Gray report.

Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews)Thu, 26 May 2022 13:30 +0000

It’s not that cops are bad at their jobs, it’s that their job isn’t to protect you.

Read Wobblies and Zapatistas (@JoshuaPotash)Thu, 26 May 2022 13:19 +0000

Proud of this girl. She just gave CPR to a man having a heart attack at STS airport and potentially saved his life. He left with the EMTs and still had a pulse. She’s an incredible human. @cathrinmachin

Ian Lauer (@ianlauerastro)Thu, 26 May 2022 20:27 +0000

Republicans passed anti-CRT laws IMMEDIATELY. Republicans passed anti-trans laws IMMEDIATELY. Republicans passed book bans IMMEDIATELY. Republicans act IMMEDIATELY when they say something poses a threat. If they WANTED to fix these shootings, they would. They're CHOOSING not to.

Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen)Wed, 25 May 2022 00:37 +0000

I’m shaking 😭 he made it 60yo man en route to his sons wedding, spoke to his son who is overseas everyone should be trained how to do CPR and use a defib

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Proud of this girl. She just gave CPR to a man having a heart attack at STS airport and potentially saved his life. He left with the EMTs and still had a pulse. She’s an incredible human. @cathrinmachin

Ian Lauer (@ianlauerastro)Thu, 26 May 2022 20:27 +0000

Cathrin Machin Space ₳rt (@Cathrinmachin)Thu, 26 May 2022 20:39 +0000

ask not what your country can do for you. they literally won’t do it

trash jones (@jzux)Thu, 26 May 2022 12:51 +0000

The fact that this UK Sky News reporter’s questioning of Cruz is going viral is another reminder to all of us that the public wants tough, informed, challenging questioning from reporters and anchors.

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Excellent, persistent interviewing from @Stone_SkyNews. This is how it's done.

Barry Malone (@malonebarry)Thu, 26 May 2022 11:20 +0000

Mehdi Hasan (@mehdirhasan)Thu, 26 May 2022 16:10 +0000

Excellent, persistent interviewing from @Stone_SkyNews. This is how it's done.

Barry Malone (@malonebarry)Thu, 26 May 2022 11:20 +0000

this joke is four years old and sadly won’t be irrelevant anytime soon.

Kyle Kinane (Charlotte NC 6/2-4) (@kylekinane)Thu, 26 May 2022 19:18 +0000

Here it is… Broadcom to Acquire VMware for Approximately $61 Billion in Cash and Stock Broadcom (formerly Avago) will rename to VMware. VMware has time to “go shop” for other offers. Both boards and Michael Dell support it. End of an era. $VMW investors.broadcom.com/news-releases/…

Stuart Miniman (@stu)Thu, 26 May 2022 11:14 +0000

https://twitter.com/stu/status/1529783022022803456

"Broadcom Software Group will rebrand and operate as VMware" Not quite the same, broadcom will still be it's own brand, but I understand that things like CA and Symantec will role into VMware brand

Jurgen Kubernetes Klopp (@saintdle)Thu, 26 May 2022 11:34 +0000