ME [seeing a dog helplessly tangled in his leash]: oh, a shibari inu

Robert G. Reeve (@RobertGReeve)Tue, 17 May 2022 15:28 +0000

https://twitter.com/andrewculver/status/1526388973077114880

Funniest part of implementing this was I had to rework the system test suite because it started failing everywhere we were using passwords like "password123". github.com/bullet-train-c…

Andrew Culver (@andrewculver)Tue, 17 May 2022 02:53 +0000

Sophie Alpert (@sophiebits)Tue, 17 May 2022 04:55 +0000

… blogging is great isn’t it? You don’t have to write every week or every day. Just write when you have something you want to write about, and up it pops in RSS feed readers, or posted to Twitter, or whatever. Lovely. — Phil Gyford

Just absolutely atrocious web apps from every HR company I've ever used, why is this? There is no regulatory requirement that says your app should be shit. They have infinity money to hire good people. What am I missing?

Laurie Voss (@seldo)Mon, 16 May 2022 21:39 +0000

https://twitter.com/molly0xFFF/status/1526201427604946947

Next time I fuck up, I’m going to ask myself if I’ve ever turned $1.6 billion into $2,900.

Brianna Wu (@BriannaWu)Mon, 16 May 2022 15:42 +0000

"not much" is glossing over the fact that binance's luna holdings, which were nominally worth $1.6 billion, are now worth $2,900

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https://twitter.com/cz_binance/status/1526129834958770176

2/ Binance received 15,000,000 LUNA (at peak worth $1.6 billion USD, now not much) as part of the original ($3m) invest. 560x return at peak. It still sits on the address we received at 👇. Never moved or sold. Address: finder.terra.money/mainnet/addres…

CZ 🔶 Binance (@cz_binance)Mon, 16 May 2022 09:18 +0000

Molly White (@molly0xFFF)Mon, 16 May 2022 14:02 +0000

https://twitter.com/madatmeagain/status/1526428755207630848

we do our absolute best. we still deserve to live a full life as much as everyone.

Jesse Zook Mann (@zookmann)Tue, 17 May 2022 05:41 +0000

People living with mental illness do our absolute best to heal. We still deserve to live a full life as much as everyone.

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https://twitter.com/zookmann/status/1526424473192177664

The world doesn’t need to change to accommodate your illness. YOU need to fix your illness to get right with the world.

Tacoviva (@madatmeagain)Tue, 17 May 2022 05:05 +0000

Jesse Zook Mann (@zookmann)Tue, 17 May 2022 05:46 +0000

https://twitter.com/MsMelChen/status/1523443329878290432

People with mental illness don't want to be special. We just want a world that works as well for us as it does for people who don't have a mental illness.

Jesse Zook Mann (@zookmann)Tue, 17 May 2022 04:48 +0000

As a veteran of 70s and 80s P.E. classes, I am always prepared for any emergency operations that may require taking temporary shelter under a parachute.

Super 70s Sports (@Super70sSports)Mon, 16 May 2022 14:35 +0000

How are Go developers handling errors in defer statements? I gotta feeling most people are ignoring them, because logging the error feels like noise, especially when there isn't much you can do about it.

Kelsey Hightower (@kelseyhightower)Mon, 16 May 2022 19:46 +0000

https://twitter.com/kelseyhightower/status/1526288016129462272

Either: - Increment a counter we can track. - Push it to sentry. As you say, there isn't much you can do here but gaining visibility into the failures (and how often they happen) is something.

Matt Boyle (@MattJamesBoyle)Mon, 16 May 2022 19:48 +0000

Why are white people so afraid of becoming a minority? Does America treat minorities poorly or something?

Santiago Mayer 🌻 (@santiagomayer_)Sun, 15 May 2022 18:23 +0000

His obsession with getting everyone back in the office makes a lot of sense when in order for your Slack message to reach the minister you have to print it off and put it in his in tray

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No computer clogs up ⁦@Jacob_Rees_Mogg⁩’s neat desk in Whitehall. Just a carriage clock, ‘in’ and ‘out’ trays, some writing paper and a box of Crème Eggs. Old paintings on the wall. This is office life as it should be!

Christopher Hope📝 (@christopherhope)Sat, 14 May 2022 14:00 +0000

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Sun, 15 May 2022 15:08 +0000

I just went to see everything everywhere all at once after patiently awaiting the uk release and it’s sooooo good. Absolutely loved it ☺️ Michelle Yeoh is, as always, iconic.

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Sat, 14 May 2022 20:12 +0000

This is an absolutely OUTSTANDING use of alt text

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a gay pirate show made rhys darby and taika waititi become sex symbols to a bunch of queer youths with daddy issues, good for them, what a time to be alive

AJ 🍊 (@stebedonnet)Sat, 14 May 2022 03:14 +0000

Rosiee Thor (@RosieeThor)Sun, 15 May 2022 05:35 +0000

a gay pirate show made rhys darby and taika waititi become sex symbols to a bunch of queer youths with daddy issues, good for them, what a time to be alive

AJ 🍊 (@stebedonnet)Sat, 14 May 2022 03:14 +0000

y’all out here pegging stablecoins but nobody wants to peg me 😞

milf twink (@SamAllenX)Mon, 16 May 2022 15:19 +0000

#workingfromhome: I have larger monitors. I work later because I don't need to travel. I work while sick and contaminate no one. I'm more rested as no commute. I can concentrate. Productivity is better. Only some of these benefit me more than my employer.

Rosie (@rosiedoes)Mon, 16 May 2022 08:34 +0000

I first heard the term “decompression walk” used by Sarah Stremming on her Cog-Dog Radio podcast. I remember finding myself exclaiming “yes” over and over and over again as I listened to her describe it. Up until that moment, I never considered that what I had been doing with my dog, and what comp

Caught Sideshow Bob out driving today.

David Bussell (@Busselling)Sat, 14 May 2022 18:37 +0000

https://twitter.com/JohnnaCrider1/status/1525617982847832065

He's not looking to solve the bot problem. He's looking for a way to save face and exit the twitter deal without paying the termination fee because Tesla stock has taken a dive and he can't come up with the money.

M.D. Lafrance (@MD_Lafrance)Sun, 15 May 2022 00:46 +0000

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1525615849167589380

After your response to my tweet last night I now have 50% bot followers. Literally doubled overnight. Woke up to this:

Coffee Table Tesla (☕️ ┬─┬ 🚗🔋⚡️) (@coffeetabletsla)Sun, 15 May 2022 01:33 +0000

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1525615849167589380

So, Twitter Legal just called you about breaking the NDA you agreed to, and your first thought was to tweet about it? Smart.

Elon Duck, King of Quacker (@Phender)Sun, 15 May 2022 00:26 +0000

Maybe it is a not a common usecase, but I've just had need to know the content type of a bare byte[ ]. After been searching the whole Internet and ...

A casual reminder that Kylie Minogue, Paul Rudd, Thom Yorke and Mariah Carey are all older than Jacob Rees-Mogg.

David Benedict 🏳️‍🌈🕎 (@eggsbened)Sun, 15 May 2022 09:49 +0000

Me: "Oh, json, sweet, I can use jq(1), because jq(1) is awesome!" Also me: jq '.field' jq '.[] | .field' jq '.[].element.field' jq '.element.field | .[]' jq '.element.[] | .field' jq '.element | .select(field)' jq '.element | [].field' jq '.element | .[].field' Every. Time.

Jan Schaumann (@jschauma)Fri, 06 May 2022 20:18 +0000

Trans People Ratioing JK Rowling (@TransRatioJKR)Sun, 15 May 2022 11:59 +0000

https://twitter.com/marinaxdove/status/1525931451752951808

Come feast my horny little pets

marina 🕊🪷 (@marinaxdove)Sun, 15 May 2022 20:09 +0000

SRE is cloud native sysadmin

Justin Garrison @ KubeconEU (@rothgar)Sun, 15 May 2022 19:00 +0000

https://twitter.com/maybeayes/status/1525930313280393216

Sysadmin without root access

Rodrigo (@rdgovieira25)Sun, 15 May 2022 21:27 +0000

A man tweeted to me that I’m not funny so I replied ‘Your mum’ ( thank you @caitlinmoran ) and he instantly blocked me and sorry but that IS objectively funny.

Rosie Holt (@RosieisaHolt)Sun, 15 May 2022 12:03 +0000

Y'all probably know this already, but the lunar eclipse is red because the light passes through the Earth's atmosphere. From the Moon, you would see the Earth's sky glowing red all around like a halo, or like a sunset engirthing the whole world.

Emily 🌦 (@emilyst)Sun, 15 May 2022 20:23 +0000

https://twitter.com/hellianne/status/1525869317316874241

The shooter in Buffalo is absolutely a terrorist. But so are all the GOP pols and others with big platforms who spouted white supremacism. Understand that they used that language with the intent to inspire killings like this one. 2/3

Hellianne (@hellianne)Sun, 15 May 2022 16:02 +0000

https://twitter.com/hellianne/status/1525869318986207233

Did they know it would be *this* guy who followed through? No. But they knew it would be *somebody*. That’s the horrible beauty of stochastic terrorism: tell your audience to kill, then claim it was just a metaphor. Don’t let them get away with it. The GOP are terrorists. 3/3

Hellianne (@hellianne)Sun, 15 May 2022 16:02 +0000