One of the myths is how, when companies like Amazon include non-compete agreements in contracts for all employees, they only enforce it for executives. Oh no. Amazon can enforce it for anyone. Like for this L4 software engineer - the lowest level - who tried to join Microsoft:

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Mon, 20 Jun 2022 19:50 +0000

Lots of technical debt occurs because nobody at the time knew how to solve a specific problem or set of related problems. You tend to recognize patterns in a code base or project

Chris Hartjes (@grmpyprogrammer)Mon, 20 Jun 2022 20:05 +0000

Welllll subject to minor corrections, I'm officially Dr. Goodman 😍 Definitely not having an ugly cry with all that release of stress 👀

Dr Tom Goodman 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 (@TauOmicronMu)Thu, 20 Jan 2022 12:33 GMT

Board games taking pride of place at the end of the table 😍

Dr Tom Goodman 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 (@TauOmicronMu)Mon, 20 Jun 2022 19:50 +0000

This is the saddest thing I've ever seen.

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This is a real ad.

Meredith Whittaker (@mer__edith)Mon, 20 Jun 2022 19:54 +0000

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Mon, 20 Jun 2022 20:15 +0000

https://twitter.com/mer__edith/status/1538973607879225344

So odd how she's wearing a lacy, deep-cleavage, spaghetti tank and perfectly blow-dried hair -- and not a 2-week-unwashed sweatshirt w stains on it & a messy topknot, like an actual roommate/friend would.

E.B. Boyd (Liza) (@ebboyd)Mon, 20 Jun 2022 20:04 +0000

https://twitter.com/mer__edith/status/1538974201582866432

"if she's not really sentient, who loves me?"

Meredith Whittaker (@mer__edith)Mon, 20 Jun 2022 20:00 +0000

https://twitter.com/mer__edith/status/1538973607879225344

From sentience to bondage choker in under a week

Meredith Whittaker (@mer__edith)Mon, 20 Jun 2022 19:56 +0000

This is a real ad.

Meredith Whittaker (@mer__edith)Mon, 20 Jun 2022 19:54 +0000

https://twitter.com/simonw/status/1538979287436365824

Tangent to the topic but crypto needs to be reclaimed by Crypto(graphy) instead of Crypto(currency)

positiveblue (@positiveblue2)Mon, 20 Jun 2022 20:39 +0000

She’s a cat???

laura (@freezydorito)Mon, 20 Jun 2022 20:17 +0000

https://twitter.com/freezydorito/status/1538979406089265152

she doesn’t know how to do this should i be concerned

laura (@freezydorito)Mon, 20 Jun 2022 20:23 +0000

https://twitter.com/NickFletcherMP/status/1538898018958725121

You claimed £177,584.00 expenses in year on top of your 80k salary. I'd sit down if I was you.

paul 💙 (@stimmo)Mon, 20 Jun 2022 18:00 +0000

Feels so good to run into a Real forum thread out in the wilds

Endless Dan Moore (@danup)Mon, 20 Jun 2022 05:26 +0000

for father’s day they’re letting all the dads show up to the airport as early as they want. this guy next to me isn’t flying until thursday

Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen)Sun, 19 Jun 2022 21:18 +0000

Trying to use a Mac again properly. It's just so comically bad! A short (though no doubt growing) thread of basic things that Macs can't do. (And, no, I won't be installing random apps to fix Apple's shortcomings.)

Terence Eden (@edent)Mon, 20 Jun 2022 15:43 +0000

Almost every pop star in the 80s and 90s owes their career to Kate Bush because, on her first and only tour in 1979, she and her sound engineer created the first ever live headset out of an old clothes hanger because she needed a way to sing live and dance at the same time.

SHANE REACTION (@imshanereaction)Thu, 16 Jun 2022 09:37 +0000

Once upon a time, I was an heavy practitioner of Conference-Driven Development. I applied to speak at conferences and present technologies I had only prototyped. Again, I'm writing abstracts about tech I'm about to create. I'm thrilled to present this to you in fall.

Matteo Collina (@matteocollina)Mon, 20 Jun 2022 16:04 +0000

https://twitter.com/SethAbramovitch/status/1538533877244841984

fellas is it gay to eat food after breakfast but before lunch?

jv / the house of wills 💰 (@JVeezus)Sun, 19 Jun 2022 14:59 +0000

https://twitter.com/SethAbramovitch/status/1538533877244841984

just how fragile is your masculinity if a meal threatens it

AK Lee 🌈 (@aklee_writes)Sun, 19 Jun 2022 15:13 +0000

https://twitter.com/SethAbramovitch/status/1538533877244841984

This nostalgic throwback to early '80s "Real Men Don't Eat Quiche" style humor has all of Twitter abuzz

James Urbaniak (@JamesUrbaniak)Sun, 19 Jun 2022 17:32 +0000

https://twitter.com/SethAbramovitch/status/1538533877244841984

Hi Seth, I'm the New York Mets beat writer for The Federalist. Can I use your tweet in my article about how some men are insecure with their sexuality to the point that they are afraid of eating food at a certain time? Thanks in advance.

Mark Gooden (@TooGooden17)Sun, 19 Jun 2022 16:40 +0000

https://twitter.com/SethAbramovitch/status/1538533877244841984

If you can be emasculated by a meal were you really that manly to start with?

Allison Floyd (@AllisonRFloyd)Sun, 19 Jun 2022 18:49 +0000

Imma tell you like this: If you can be emasculated by eggs Benedict or a stack of pancakes, then just give up now. You weren't going to make it. Surrender to the abyss of *checks notes* femininity, and suffer the eternal pain of *checks notes* enjoying meals with your family.

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Don’t emasculate your dad with “brunch”

Seth Abramovitch (@SethAbramovitch)Sun, 19 Jun 2022 14:47 +0000

Mekka 💉💉💉🎉 *My Mask Protects You* Okereke (@mekkaokereke)Mon, 20 Jun 2022 15:17 +0000

https://twitter.com/mekkaokereke/status/1538903797816209408

Obligatory: masculinity isn't real. It's just a set of made up, contradictory rules that people, usually men, inflict on themselves, preventing themselves from enjoying many of life's joys, giving themselves lasting trauma, and inflicting that pain on everyone else.

Mekka 💉💉💉🎉 *My Mask Protects You* Okereke (@mekkaokereke)Mon, 20 Jun 2022 15:20 +0000

Code isn't poetry. It's more like pottery. Everbody starts with a useless lump of clay and then you keep turning and refining it until it eventually serves its purpose.

Max Böck (@mxbck)Mon, 20 Jun 2022 06:28 +0000

The way they jump on her for every little thing is so chilling.

Michael Hobbes (@RottenInDenmark)Mon, 20 Jun 2022 06:41 +0000

Sometimes mental health comes first

grackles always look like they just saw somebody get slapped at a fancy restaurant

JP (@jpbrammer)Sun, 19 Jun 2022 20:30 +0000

Pleasure to report that unholy week is here. #Herogasm

THE BOYS (@TheBoysTV)Sun, 19 Jun 2022 21:00 +0000

happy father’s day

magne (@paraasites)Sun, 19 Jun 2022 04:04 +0000

https://twitter.com/YvetteHenson/status/1538100320403849217

I’ve got a better one,Stop reading the Daily Fail.

Kestrel7 (@Kestrel7141)Sun, 19 Jun 2022 00:57 +0000

So unrealistic, completely takes me out of the experience

Robin-Yann Storm (@RYStorm)Sat, 18 Jun 2022 22:39 +0000

Free idea for y’all: adopt a bunch of dogs and name them all after cakes/desserts. Best names I can think of so far are lemon drizzle, banoffee, and choux bun 🥹

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Sun, 19 Jun 2022 12:12 +0000

If you’re so embarrassed by one of your speakers (or so afraid of backlash for platforming them) that you feel you have to hide their identities, maybe that’s a sign you shouldn’t be hosting them on your fucking stage.

the apocalypse, but make it fashion. ✨ (@ElleArmageddon)Sat, 18 Jun 2022 23:15 +0000

Hey Jennifer, do us a favor; We won’t delegitimize or diminish how hard you’ve worked for your career if you promise to show the same respect for Creators. You’re welcome to come sit behind my work desk anytime to see what it’s really like.

Daniel Batal (@Daniel_Batal)Sun, 19 Jun 2022 12:21 +0000

Happy birthday X! (X as in X11, as it's been called since 1987) 38 Years. Feel old?

𝚗𝚋𝚕𝚛 (@nblr)Sun, 19 Jun 2022 01:41 +0000

Pride is more than a month. hack.xxx/collections/cr…

HACK.XXX (@hackdotxxx)Sat, 18 Jun 2022 14:37 +0000

My #RSS reader is the only content consumption app that pays dividends in return. - no Doomscrolling - no arguing with people - no ads - no distractions Only healthy, delicious brain food. 🖤

Sara Soueidan (@SaraSoueidan)Sun, 19 Jun 2022 13:14 +0000

https://twitter.com/AidanCTweets/status/1538509312989052928

Here's an example: I think Magdalen Berns was a transphobic hatemonger. @jk_rowling thinks Magdalen Berns was "a great believer in the reality of biological sex." Is it oppressive of me to say that is it terrible to promote a transphobic hatemonger to 14 million people??

Aidan Comerford (@AidanCTweets)Sun, 19 Jun 2022 13:18 +0000

Rejoice! Transphobia, Antisemitism, Racism and homophobia have been solved. We've all learned! Now what we need to do is stop "oppressing" wealthy, white people who have...erm..."different" opinions.

Aidan Comerford (@AidanCTweets)Sun, 19 Jun 2022 13:09 +0000

ZAP needs your help! zaproxy.org/blog/2022-06-1…

Zed Attack Proxy (@zaproxy)Fri, 17 Jun 2022 15:45 +0000

a timeless classic

Mac (@GoodPoliticGuy)Sat, 18 Jun 2022 18:13 +0000