I'm imagining an alternate world where Zoom was called "Co-Vid" and when they both became famous at the same time, the virus had to pick a different name

Erika Hammerschmidt (@earthtoerika)Mon, 09 Aug 2021 21:58 +0000

This is wild, i want to try it!

🥀_Imposter_🕸️ (@Imposter_Edits)Tue, 24 May 2022 00:01 +0000

Do you ever think about all the little tasks you have to do just to keep your life functional and together and how they are never ending and easier then ever because of modern convenience and still oppressively overwhelming

Pumpkin Spice Lindsey (@lindseybieda)Tue, 24 May 2022 05:47 +0000

I want to make something very clear about the whole “no cops at SF Pride” thing: It (sadly) isn’t even a ban on cops. It was a request that, if they attend, they not do so in clothing with the literal blood of our community on it. That was it. That’s what the tantrum is about.

the apocalypse, but make it fashion. ✨ (@ElleArmageddon)Tue, 24 May 2022 06:21 +0000

https://twitter.com/ElleArmageddon/status/1528984408660684801

“Please don’t wear the same uniform you wear when you beat us at protests, and shoot our neighbors, to this celebration. If you are going to attend, please pick a different outfit.” That’s what they’re flipping out over. Aren’t you glad they’re armed, and by your tax dollars?

the apocalypse, but make it fashion. ✨ (@ElleArmageddon)Tue, 24 May 2022 06:32 +0000

I feel like I've been completely out of the web scene for two years now (entirely pandemic related). I've been working web, but just don't have any conversations about it (plus feel like I've lost my voice, see blog for proof!). Got to scrape my way back to finding people again.

THAT @REM SHOW (@rem)Mon, 23 May 2022 21:18 +0000

https://twitter.com/typesfast/status/1527690318857981953

So, you’re saying using marijuana illegally is the key?

Tim Banks is a little pear-shaped thing (@elchefe)Fri, 20 May 2022 17:46 +0000

https://twitter.com/typesfast/status/1527690318857981953

Are marijuana smokers less productive than those who drink alcohol? Honest question. I don’t smoke and drink almost never and have worked from home for 22 years.

Wes Schaeffer (@SalesWhisperer)Fri, 20 May 2022 20:47 +0000

https://twitter.com/typesfast/status/1527690318857981953

Hey Ryan, good tweet! Still offering beer on tap at the office? builtinla.com/company/flexpo…

Brandon West (@bwest)Sat, 21 May 2022 02:38 +0000

https://twitter.com/bwest/status/1527841210039009280

Brutal 😂

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Mon, 23 May 2022 22:25 +0000

gon eat every time

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What's the single best line reading you've ever heard in a movie or TV show?

Sean T. Collins (@theseantcollins)Sat, 21 May 2022 18:55 +0000

jaki! (@jakihatesyou)Sun, 22 May 2022 22:39 +0000

Ok this immediately comes to mind

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What's the single best line reading you've ever heard in a movie or TV show?

Sean T. Collins (@theseantcollins)Sat, 21 May 2022 18:55 +0000

Alex (@alexrmaz)Sun, 22 May 2022 23:51 +0000

Every browser wants to be your default browser, and I think they should stop being so clingy and trying to put labels on things.

Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman)Mon, 23 May 2022 13:17 +0000

https://twitter.com/skarchomp/status/1528226009731825664

Everything I've ever heard about John Mulaney secondhand prior to this comedy night disaster has the scent of "the bravado we all wish we had, for the price of the arrogrance we know we shouldn't." Uninhibited easy going dudes are easily charismatic, until they step on others.

🕷️Eris Murakami💀 (@ifxel)Sun, 22 May 2022 23:13 +0000

do you think john mulaney really understands the ramifications and consequences of cutting himself off from the support of young queer people on tumblr who paste his jokes over anime characters

the joker for dinosaurs (KO-FI SKETCHES CLOSED) (@skarchomp)Sun, 22 May 2022 04:07 +0000

you know what else is a crime twitter.com/variety/status…

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Roman Polanski's producer says France is icing the filmmaker out, as it's almost impossible to get the director's new film sold in his adopted country: “If this film doesn’t get released in France, it’s a crime.” variety.com/2022/film/news…

Variety (@Variety)Sun, 22 May 2022 18:05 +0000

Julie Klausner (@julieklausner)Sun, 22 May 2022 19:37 +0000

https://twitter.com/kf/status/1528815502776143872

“why don’t you own the tools for this” until recently I didn’t own kitchen plates, see

kf (@kf)Mon, 23 May 2022 19:10 +0000

Let’s cancel the idea that “strong people” are stoic and uncaring. The strongest people I know are those who haven’t allowed hardship or trauma to extinguish their sense of wonder, their capacity for hope or their ability to love.

Owl! at the Library 😴🧙‍♀️ (@SketchesbyBoze)Mon, 23 May 2022 02:34 +0000

https://twitter.com/madimarmalade/status/1528350401325588481

The first question you have to ask yourself is why would that fact about you make him uncomfortable?

RumpleStillSkin (@Money_GT)Sun, 22 May 2022 18:11 +0000

https://twitter.com/qadirahx/status/1528030961442635777

If you don’t wanna date a bi man bc he’s bi or you assume he’s been w/ a man/will cheat on you, that’s biphobic. Acting like str8 men aren’t gonna do the same thing to you bc you assume every guy you is str8.

🌈🌧 𝘀𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗵𝗶𝗰 𝗯𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗰𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 (@rxynebow)Sun, 22 May 2022 15:37 +0000

https://twitter.com/qadirahx/status/1528030961442635777

No one is saying you have to date a bi sexual man, but it comes down to this... if he is faithful/loyal, treats you correctly, and you are attracted to them in every way and your only disdain is that he is also attracted to men that is homophobic

TheLovaticOracle 🇭🇹 (@TellMeYouLove_5)Mon, 23 May 2022 03:06 +0000

As someone who got promoted while keeping perfect work/life balance gotta say you can always make your own path folks 👏 twitter.com/vicvijayakumar…

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https://twitter.com/VicVijayakumar/status/1528725178582278144

Studying your craft after hours is a controversial one. There are people with PERFECT work life balance who can’t seem to get promoted for meeting expectations. If that’s you and you’re content, great! But that’s not good advice for someone asking how to climb the ranks.

Vic 🌮 (@VicVijayakumar)Mon, 23 May 2022 13:18 +0000

Piece of Cake 💫 (@kefimochi)Mon, 23 May 2022 14:17 +0000

Liquid oxygen sticks between the poles of a strong magnet until it boils away into its gas state. 🧲

Royal Institution (@Ri_Science)Mon, 23 May 2022 12:35 +0000

no, this isn't an april fools' joke. if you're using YAML and you wished there was a proper media type for it on the internet, the wait is (almost) over: "application/yaml" to the rescue! and there even is a "+yaml" structured syntax suffix as a bonus... github.com/ietf-wg-httpap…

Erik Wilde (@dret)Mon, 23 May 2022 08:19 +0000

Actually yes please, then you can serve up both @OpenApiSpec HTML and YAML on the same URL with content negotiation

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no, this isn't an april fools' joke. if you're using YAML and you wished there was a proper media type for it on the internet, the wait is (almost) over: "application/yaml" to the rescue! and there even is a "+yaml" structured syntax suffix as a bonus... github.com/ietf-wg-httpap…

Erik Wilde (@dret)Mon, 23 May 2022 08:19 +0000

Hardcore Software Engineer (@tanepiper)Mon, 23 May 2022 08:36 +0000

There is no "best" architecture, just as there's no "best" technology, nor any "best" practice. There's only ever what you hope is best in your context.

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Is the 'best' software architecture always the most useful one for your client? Thoughtworkers Aleix Vérges and Jorge Agudo give us their thoughts: thght.works/3wAS8dB #software #architecture

Thoughtworks (@thoughtworks)Mon, 23 May 2022 08:00 +0000

Simon Brunning (@brunns)Mon, 23 May 2022 08:23 +0000

Did I buy another keyboard I didn’t need? Yes 😌

katie walker (@KatCodes)Sat, 21 May 2022 19:26 +0000

"i still got it, baby." i say as i press Send Tweet on a post with nothing but the word 'cum' for the 30th time this year

Violet Valentine (OF Sale) (@slutpilled)Mon, 23 May 2022 04:17 +0000

https://twitter.com/pati_gallardo/status/1528590860761325568

RedBearded Buddha (@RedbeardedB)Mon, 23 May 2022 04:19 +0000

https://twitter.com/BuzzFeed/status/1528499707194101770

The Kate McKinnon/Aidy Bryant/Kyle Mooney/Pete Davidson era of Saturday Night Live has ended. Kate and Aidy have both been on the show for 10 years, Kyle for 9, and Pete for 8. Kate is also the first cast member to win an acting Emmy on the show, and she has two of 'em.

BuzzFeed (@BuzzFeed)Sun, 22 May 2022 23:25 +0000

There are two types of people at the conference, those who have covid and those who don’t know it yet.

Anaïs Urlichs ☀️ (@urlichsanais)Fri, 20 May 2022 07:02 +0000

memes i wish i could tag my cat in (@memesiwish)Mon, 23 May 2022 05:03 +0000

the number one streaming show in the world for like two months was a gay pirate romance and netflix is over here releasing more transphobic 'comedy' shows and wondering why their business model is dying

Calvin Wong Tze Loon 黃子倫 🇲🇾 (@ithayla)Sun, 22 May 2022 20:52 +0000

https://twitter.com/thesolarcoffee/status/1528408930745032704

Uh, it was called “Mrs. Albert Hannaday”

Chris Aytes (@ChrisAytes)Mon, 23 May 2022 02:56 +0000

https://twitter.com/ChrisAytes/status/1528570413898272768

vimeo.com/377715555

Chris Aytes (@ChrisAytes)Mon, 23 May 2022 03:01 +0000

I want women to feel confident getting into code and having/starting a family. If you don’t feel support, are scared, or need someone to talk to, please DM me. I’m here for you. And to the companies/individuals who don’t support that, you are missing out on amazing talent.

Kap 🔥 (@kapehe_ok)Sun, 22 May 2022 16:19 +0000

https://twitter.com/urlichsanais/status/1528623249432752128

PS. I’m vegan, if I call you honey, you overstepped a line.

Anaïs Urlichs ☀️ (@urlichsanais)Mon, 23 May 2022 06:28 +0000

It really surprises me how some people identifying as he/him get offended by MY tweets. Honey, try being a woman in tech; there is not enough time to file a complaint about every rude comment I receive.

Anaïs Urlichs ☀️ (@urlichsanais)Mon, 23 May 2022 06:25 +0000

“Then I thought…OH! I’m gonna bring up…Dave CHAPPELLE. And then I DID! For TWELVE THOUSAND people. And I realized…OH! He’s gonna do…more trans jokes! And he’s gonna BOMB. BADLY. And he DID. For TWENTY STRAIGHT MINUTES. And I realized…OH! It’s because..he’s not funny! And—”

Robin Tran 🏳️‍⚧️ (@robintran04)Sat, 21 May 2022 08:38 +0000

https://twitter.com/robintran04/status/1527931779876696064

Listen, how did I just read a perfect John Mulaney impression that someone TYPED

Riane Konc (@theillustrious)Sun, 22 May 2022 01:52 +0000

While I’m disappointed in John Mulaney, I’m not surprised. It speaks to how normalized transphobia is in comedy & how cis dudes don’t have to care about it, so they won’t. My sympathy lies with trans folks in the audience who wanted a fun night & got a reminder of hate instead.

Jessie Earl (@jessiegender)Sun, 22 May 2022 08:29 +0000

https://twitter.com/argyleink/status/1528448088502718464

These are not mutually exclusive concepts. A runtime crash is an accessibility concern for sure.

Simo Nurmi (@NurmiSimo)Sun, 22 May 2022 19:13 +0000

normalize telling friends you love them

Shantini (@shantinix)Sun, 22 May 2022 16:36 +0000