The school district for Robb Elementary has its own police department with 5 cops and 1 security guard. The city of Uvalde's police department recieved just under 40% of the entire city's budget for the year and got a 500k grant from the state. Neither stopped today's massacre.

Muffuletta Matzo Man (@NeeNeinNyetNo)Tue, 24 May 2022 22:00 +0000

Window envelopes are such an annoyance of plastic waste in the middle of otherwise recyclable paper. Perhaps, like carrier bags, they should be phased out. Companies and marketers can adapt their processes.

Paul (@threedaymonk)Mon, 23 May 2022 10:12 +0000

https://twitter.com/SandraTayler/status/1529488732079828992

The "Politics" section might be even better:

Boone Dryden | Open for Editing & Map Work (@artlawadvocate)Wed, 25 May 2022 17:43 +0000

https://twitter.com/artlawadvocate/status/1529518569406578689

this isn't funny don't laughter this isn't funny don't laugh this isn't funny dont—

Kami ♓ (@kammi_boo)Wed, 25 May 2022 20:03 +0000

The Onion is not playing today.

Sandra Tayler (@SandraTayler)Wed, 25 May 2022 15:45 +0000

NOT NOW, UNDERWATER VOLCANO TEEMING WITH MUTANT SHARKS

Joe McNally (@GaspardWinckler)Wed, 25 May 2022 15:54 +0000

There is no such thing as being “pro-life” while supporting laws that let children be shot in their schools, elders in grocery stores, worshippers in their houses of faith, survivors by abusers, or anyone in a crowded place. It is an idolatry of violence. And it must end.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC)Tue, 24 May 2022 23:10 +0000

I've been seeing more and more layoffs and hiring freezes in tech... feels like the tide is changing

Pumpkin Spice Lindsey (@lindseybieda)Wed, 25 May 2022 21:26 +0000

https://twitter.com/lindseybieda/status/1529574531723014144

I don't say this to scare anyone. It's just something to keep in mind when you're making job decisions right now.

Pumpkin Spice Lindsey (@lindseybieda)Wed, 25 May 2022 21:26 +0000

Awesome, we had 8 people at my dad’s funeral and I wasn’t allowed to hug my own mother. twitter.com/skynews/status…

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The PM says some events identified in Sue Gray's report were held for the purpose of "saying goodbye to valued colleagues". He adds that "some people will think it was wrong even to do that" but "I respectfully disagree." Live: trib.al/DkRY0kS 📺 Sky 501 and YouTube

Sky News (@SkyNews)Wed, 25 May 2022 15:11 +0000

Newham’s hottest 45 year old (@laurabygaslight)Wed, 25 May 2022 21:31 +0000

Because cops never shoot children.

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Ted Cruz proposes armed cops in elementary schools to deter school shootings

Aaron Rupar (@atrupar)Wed, 25 May 2022 00:00 +0000

James S.A. Corey (@JamesSACorey)Wed, 25 May 2022 21:17 +0000

https://twitter.com/Independent/status/1528977426562301952

Toxic Little Trouble Maker (@jamiecraggs)Tue, 24 May 2022 11:22 +0000

https://twitter.com/rpetty/status/1529257813595328515

Soooo, what happened then? 18+ people didn’t just die horribly from lack of gun control?

fred (@faileral)Wed, 25 May 2022 04:01 +0000

https://twitter.com/HunterDisturbed/status/1529329814267731969

They definitely did die from a psycho. But what do the majority of civilian-based mass killing events in America have in common…? A gun. What do other countries not have because they have strict gun laws? They don’t have 200+ civilian-based mass killing events done by guns.

fred (@faileral)Wed, 25 May 2022 05:58 +0000

Still baffled Marvel had a near perfect introduction to Black Panther & Spider-Man and naturally evolving Iron Man’s character arc all while telling a story that at its core is pure Captain America. Civil War is truly one of Marvel’s best

Lunwi (@Lunwi88)Wed, 25 May 2022 01:54 +0000

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1529250100949688320

“18 children were shot dead at an elementary school this afternoon. This is the only country where such mass shootings regularly occur” is not an ‘unflattering characterization’ it’s plain fact.

Paul E Williams (@PEWilliams_)Wed, 25 May 2022 00:11 +0000

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1529250100949688320

Matty, that's not what your original tweet said, nor my question. To quote you, "contemporary United States of America is one of the best places to live in all of human history." Considering this is what you said, what do you think makes it worth the mass shootings?

Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker)Tue, 24 May 2022 23:59 +0000

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1529234787579355136

"You may be scared that your children will be murdered at school in a mass shooting, but have you considered that in this country you can buy frozen mango all year?"

Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker)Tue, 24 May 2022 23:16 +0000

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1529244995739426817

I apologize for the ill comparison. Can you tell me which parts of America make mass shootings worth it?

Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker)Tue, 24 May 2022 23:41 +0000

Supporting The OpenAPI Specification (fka. Swagger Specification) format when creating Web API tools is a must-have. Not for the sake of the format itself but rather because of the benefits you’ll get from it. But those benefits will come only if OpenAPI is used the right way.

After years of orgasm-free sex, it surprised me to learn that I could teach my body new tricks despite my ADHD brain. Read more.

it’s always “stop women from killing fetuses” and not “stop men from shooting literally anyone”

Kate Arden McMullen (@KateAMcMullen)Tue, 24 May 2022 21:06 +0000

https://twitter.com/DDenouncement/status/1528659799428186113

Oh dear. How sad. Never mind.

Nick Simon #StandWithUkraine (@NickSim95845648)Mon, 23 May 2022 09:38 +0000

https://twitter.com/andrewdoyle_com/status/1527580169275318272

Interesting subtitle, when did justice (social or otherwise) become a religion, and by association with puritanism, oppressive?

Nick Simon #StandWithUkraine (@NickSim95845648)Sat, 21 May 2022 14:37 +0000

why would anyone choose to go big when the alternative is getting to go home

stoned cold fox (@roastmalone_)Sun, 22 May 2022 18:14 +0000

Kind reminder to never advertise or buy from StickerMule, there are better alternatives out there I promise 💛

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Incase anyone hasn’t heard, the CEO of @stickermule is a Trump supporter AND donates to anti-LGBTQ+ associations. I won’t be buying from them anymore, and neither should you!!!

Art by Madeleine Paris ♡ (@artbymadeleine)Mon, 24 Jun 2019 22:21 +0000

Piece of Cake 💫 (@kefimochi)Tue, 24 May 2022 20:57 +0000

Incase anyone hasn’t heard, the CEO of @stickermule is a Trump supporter AND donates to anti-LGBTQ+ associations. I won’t be buying from them anymore, and neither should you!!!

Art by Madeleine Paris ♡ (@artbymadeleine)Mon, 24 Jun 2019 22:21 +0000

I’m pretty sure that at least 50% of my job is to be efficient at context switching 😅

Laurie (@laurieontech)Tue, 24 May 2022 16:42 +0000

Is it coincidence that a lightning storm started in London exactly as I started watching the latest Thor trailer? Probably. But I like to believe Odinson smiles upon my YouTube viewings ⚡️🔨

Sean M. Tracey (@seanmtracey)Tue, 24 May 2022 12:00 +0000

Alexander Brown (@AlexofBrown)Mon, 23 May 2022 15:22 +0000