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Take 34 seconds to watch Saturn appear from behind the Moon. And marvel at the fact that we live in a remarkable and beautiful planetary system. Video source: bit.ly/3fCWTci

Paul Byrne (@ThePlanetaryGuy)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 23:12 +0000

Behold, everyone, a “real developer”, unlike all you fakers in devrel!

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https://twitter.com/mattstratton/status/1532863533385658369

What is a developer advocate? People are right to snicker. It comes across as a "can't cut it, moving to marketing" position—and high paying! Kind of like real scientists vs people who speak professionally about it but do no formal research. Your image is about science.

Mike Britton (@mbritton)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 18:45 +0000

matty stratton, jewish prank dinosaur 🇺🇦 💜 (@mattstratton)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 19:11 +0000

It’s a misconception that dev advocacy is the place to go if u don’t like coding. It’s a really skilled role though. Imagine being able to code AND explain it well AND be relatable AND reach a lot of ppl. Harder than it looks. Most devs can’t explain code well imo

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https://twitter.com/mattstratton/status/1532863533385658369

What is a developer advocate? People are right to snicker. It comes across as a "can't cut it, moving to marketing" position—and high paying! Kind of like real scientists vs people who speak professionally about it but do no formal research. Your image is about science.

Mike Britton (@mbritton)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 18:45 +0000

Rizèl Scarlett 🇦🇬🇬🇾 (@blackgirlbytes)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 19:21 +0000

https://twitter.com/mbritton/status/1533158136034611200

this is way more than four words! talk about failing the prompt

Iris (@rainbowmessengr)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 19:13 +0000

https://twitter.com/mbritton/status/1533158136034611200

You remind me of all the developers I ever worked with who said I wasn’t a “real” engineer because I was in devops / SRE, but who always needed my help to pull their nuts out of the fire when their code brought down production

heathers (@HeddaMeow)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 21:00 +0000

https://twitter.com/mbritton/status/1533158136034611200

This is like the "those who can't do, teach" takes from people who can't teach.

Jamie Gaskins, your pickle friend (@jamie_gaskins)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 20:50 +0000

https://twitter.com/mbritton/status/1533158136034611200

this is at least 40 words, sweaty

jenn (@jennschiffer)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 19:24 +0000

https://twitter.com/mbritton/status/1533158136034611200

Hi there! Go fuck yourself.

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 19:21 +0000

https://twitter.com/mbritton/status/1533158136034611200

Wow, did you wake up this morning and say “you know what? I think I’ll be a jerk on the internet?”

matty stratton, jewish prank dinosaur 🇺🇦 💜 (@mattstratton)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 19:10 +0000

Here I thought I was a weirdo making my men do this. 💀 twitter.com/andallthatjass…

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Men be tellin women to smother them with they thighs and I literally just want a nigga to put his whole body weight on me and press me like a fuckin panini

The Plump Nigga Whisperer (@AndallthatjASS)Fri, 03 Jun 2022 14:50 +0000

Josie (@javavvitch)Sun, 05 Jun 2022 05:10 +0000

https://twitter.com/polotek/status/988438246597185537

Also, if you're a white person who wants to embrace diversity as a way forward, that's great. But you should understand that you can never be fully embraced by other ethnicities while white supremacy is still rampant. You will be forever caught in that gap in-between.

Marco Rogers (@polotek)Mon, 23 Apr 2018 15:26 +0000

Men be tellin women to smother them with they thighs and I literally just want a nigga to put his whole body weight on me and press me like a fuckin panini

The Plump Nigga Whisperer (@AndallthatjASS)Fri, 03 Jun 2022 14:50 +0000

https://twitter.com/kyliebytes/status/1533315197481279488

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Kylie Robison (@kyliebytes)Sun, 05 Jun 2022 05:13 +0000

I like having a black cat because he always looks like he’s haunting me

Kylie Robison (@kyliebytes)Sun, 05 Jun 2022 05:10 +0000

https://twitter.com/m_ott/status/1533331145147949056

“Would I send a Terminator back to the web standards meetings circa 1994 to eliminate the <form> element? I don’t know. If anything could defeat a Terminator, it’s attending a web standards meeting.” 😂

Matthias Ott (@m_ott)Sun, 05 Jun 2022 06:13 +0000

When ranting that I can’t find a 1 bed flat *on a doctor’s salary* that won’t financially ruin me, please don’t tell me to “just get some housemates”. I’m 31, I’ve had housemates for a LONG time. I should be able to afford to live alone as a doctor.

Joanna (@JoannaMelville)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 14:53 +0000

Enjoy!!!

THE BOYS (@TheBoysTV)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 19:01 +0000

You're right. We hear you. Please help us do better. If you're available to help us improve, please get in contact: inclusion@emfcamp.org

Electromagnetic Field (@emfcamp)Fri, 03 Jun 2022 10:21 +0000

Going to watch it the minute it's available.

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#EverythingEverywhereAllAtOnce, A24’s genre-bending dark comedy that people can’t stop talking about, hits streaming next week. variety.com/shop/how-to-wa…

Variety (@Variety)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 20:00 +0000

jalcine (@jackyalcine)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 20:23 +0000

Therapy isn't enough, I need all my friends to sign a document to say they're not secretly mad at me.

Richy Craven (@RichyCraven)Fri, 03 Jun 2022 13:30 +0000

Garrett Gilchrist (@TygerbugGarrett)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 05:18 +0000

howdy y'all, we fucking did it 🥹✊ first unionized starbucks in the lone star state!!! @sbwuatx45lamar

morgan💫 (@mo_el_le)Fri, 03 Jun 2022 20:17 +0000

Happy pride month! You can’t be an ally while dating someone homophobic or transphobic :)

Samantha Lux (@_samanthalux)Thu, 02 Jun 2022 18:34 +0000

“I need an AR-15 in case I need to hijack a plane to fly my son to a country with socialized healthcare”, is currently my favorite take on gun ownership. twitter.com/jessekellydc/s…

Jules Suzdaltsev 🇺🇦 (@jules_su)Thu, 26 Apr 2018 14:26 +0000

I wonder if RMS anticipated that 37 years after he founded FSF, Mercedes would be shipping these mini CDs with its vehicles to fulfill GPL requirements

Andreas Ehn (@ehn)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 09:25 +0000

https://twitter.com/voting_hopeless/status/1532748581513400321

Intentional but also other things from the same ….artist

Liquidex⚗️ (@LiquidusMex)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 02:59 +0000

https://twitter.com/papagarbagel/status/1532594376764928000

Oh no wow. It took me nearly a minute to figure out what that was actually intended to mean.

Julie Powell (@licjulie)Fri, 03 Jun 2022 22:50 +0000

https://twitter.com/papagarbagel/status/1532594376764928000

It’s just a stupid sticker

t.m. randolph (@voting_hopeless)Fri, 03 Jun 2022 15:38 +0000

the internet has ruined me

garbagio (@papagarbagel)Fri, 03 Jun 2022 05:25 +0000

Sicily, italy

Jules 🍃 (@Outrojules)Fri, 03 Jun 2022 14:33 +0000

https://twitter.com/babadookspinoza/status/1532471908305887244

I was sitting in the chair the other day, and my dog came in the room, all playful, so I got down on the floor to play with him and he stole my chair! That’s his “what are you doing down there?” look.

Dan (@itscoffeyagain)Fri, 03 Jun 2022 15:30 +0000

10yo has subscribed to my open-source repos on GitHub, so he tells me when someone opens up a pull request and asks why I haven't gotten to it yet. Great.

Ben Adida (@benadida)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 00:57 +0000

NASA just revealed a heaven-like planet where you can drink a beer at the lake. And they’re calling it Earth.

❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ (@tonyhawktruther)Fri, 03 Jun 2022 13:21 +0000

https://twitter.com/abefromanofchi/status/1532844507758305283

What the fuck?

Matt 😄 (@Atomic_Mittens)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 08:47 +0000

“No, sir, they’re saying Boo-ris! Boo-ris!” twitter.com/nadinedorries/…

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There were far, far more cheers, but that doesn’t make a good headline does it. Queen’s thanksgiving service: Boos and jeers for Boris Johnson outside St Paul’s thetimes.co.uk/article/f096c3…

Nadine Dorries (@NadineDorries)Fri, 03 Jun 2022 17:37 +0000

Sophie Koonin (@type__error)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 08:51 +0000

So this is that free speech I keep hearing Elon talk about constantly

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Tesla reportedly paid a PR firm to monitor its employees online, focusing on labor organizers trib.al/tpRRYHj

The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast)Fri, 03 Jun 2022 10:46 +0000

Justin Baragona (@justinbaragona)Fri, 03 Jun 2022 12:26 +0000

https://twitter.com/thetimes/status/1532791697884823553

Was Boris Johnson greeted with booing or cheering?

The Times (@thetimes)Fri, 03 Jun 2022 18:32 +0000

https://twitter.com/NadineDorries/status/1532778456072732672

The facts are, and I was there, the boos were very loud indeed. No escaping that. Reporters are there to report. Not make stuff up.

Chris Ship (@chrisshipitv)Fri, 03 Jun 2022 23:03 +0000

🎥 WATCH: Boris and Carrie Johnson booed before thanksgiving service 🔗: thetimes.co.uk/article/harry-…

The Times (@thetimes)Fri, 03 Jun 2022 11:32 +0000

https://twitter.com/NadineDorries/status/1532778456072732672

Genuine question; are you aware of the fact that other people can hear sounds

James Felton (@JimMFelton)Fri, 03 Jun 2022 18:08 +0000

https://twitter.com/corprteUnicorn/status/1532881818013339648

I hate to say it but I think you’ve officially peaked 😂🤷🏼‍♀️ I’m not sure how one gets any better than Queer Recruiter. Sounds like elite status, honestly 🥳🌈

Lexa | The Avocado Toast Budget (@avotoastbudget)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 02:18 +0000

https://twitter.com/lewis_goodall/status/1531327841039798272

Which will then be replaced by consultancies charging three times the amount and giving kickbacks to the Tory Party. It’s how the mob works

Jon Hannah #FBCoalition2024 (@JCHannah77)Mon, 30 May 2022 17:47 +0000

NEW: This letter has been sent from Rishi Sunak and Steve Barclay to Cabinet ministers, asking for plans to reduce the civil service headcount by 20%. The centre wants these headcount plans by the autumn. The letter says that’s equivalent to around 91,000 jobs.

Lewis Goodall (@lewis_goodall)Mon, 30 May 2022 17:33 +0000