Had a few days away to reset and celebrate getting older. Did a number of my favourite things. It were bloomin' lovely and very much needed. 💕

Jessica White 🦎 (@JessPWhite)Fri, 10 Jun 2022 14:23 +0000

⚡️ Go 1.19 Beta 1 is released! ⚙️ Try it! File bugs! go.dev/issue/new 📣 Announcement: groups.google.com/g/golang-annou… 🚚 Download: go.dev/dl/#go1.19beta1 #golang

Go (@golang)Fri, 10 Jun 2022 17:58 +0000

A young person asked if they could tell me a joke this week and it was so good I had to share our interaction with you. Them: you know how gay people have gaydar - what do gay scientists have? Me: hmm I don't know, what do they have? Them: a gay-ger counter

Sarah Cosgriff 🏳️‍🌈 (@Sarah_Cosgriff)Fri, 10 Jun 2022 17:54 +0000

The criminal in Number 10 gets fined less for partying than women are fined for mourning the rape and murder of Sarah Everard. Just in case you still had doubts about who the system works for under the Tories. metro.co.uk/2022/06/09/lon…

Jo Maugham (@JolyonMaugham)Fri, 10 Jun 2022 07:17 +0000

the explosive growth of CEO pay ratios, when compared with their average employees - 1950s = @ 20:1 - 1980 = @ 42:1 - 2000 = @ 120:1 - 2022 = @ 1000:1 angry yet?

Gritty is the Way (@Gritty20202)Fri, 10 Jun 2022 12:47 +0000

my toxic manager at my last job installed LinearB to analyze our Github activity and the only thing we learned was how to game the metrics twitter.com/gergelyorosz/s…

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I cannot believe companies are using a tool like Pluralsight flow for sw engineers. It measures targets like coding days, lines of code & target impact (whatever that is). It's the definition of micromanagement. Good luck to anyone managed by this software. From an ad they run:

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Fri, 10 Jun 2022 16:00 +0000

jesse null 🖤 (@null_jesse)Fri, 10 Jun 2022 16:36 +0000

https://twitter.com/null_jesse/status/1535299852631875584

we learned that I typically took 6 days between starting a PR and putting it up for review because I was the team lead and got pulled onto a production incident every week but my more junior coworkers were more streamlined and usually took 2 days… groundbreaking stuff

jesse null 🖤 (@null_jesse)Fri, 10 Jun 2022 16:40 +0000

🏳️‍🌈 meme

Zimo (@zimonitrome)Fri, 03 Jun 2022 14:23 +0000

The longer an engineer works in a monolith, the more they yearn to decompose it into micro-services. The longer an engineer works across a ton of micro-services, the more they yearn for the days of working in a monolith. The grass is always greener.

Karthik Hariharan (@hkarthik)Fri, 10 Jun 2022 00:47 +0000

https://twitter.com/arrdem/status/1535263063070240768

how big could a tweet be, michael? 100 bytes?

★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆ but can’t dance off it (@petrillic)Fri, 10 Jun 2022 16:13 +0000

https://twitter.com/arrdem/status/1535263063070240768

the absolute state of a man who knows he's about to get fucked

DreamLANsec (@da_667)Fri, 10 Jun 2022 14:11 +0000

hmmmm

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update: lmao

Reid (@arrdem)Fri, 10 Jun 2022 14:10 +0000

Cara (@caraesten)Fri, 10 Jun 2022 16:58 +0000

Had enough? Too f*ckin' bad, because we'll be back for SEASON 4.

THE BOYS (@TheBoysTV)Fri, 10 Jun 2022 17:03 +0000

https://twitter.com/type__error/status/1535304941853724673

I've gone for "This talk is under construction", a genius suggestion from my husband

Sophie Koonin (@type__error)Fri, 10 Jun 2022 17:09 +0000

it feels insane because when i came out in 2011 virtually no one i talked to knew what a transgender person was. at some point in the last 11 years conservatives figured out we exist and collectively went "oh cool, a new minority group to oppress just dropped"

keffals (@keffals)Thu, 09 Jun 2022 22:03 +0000

It'll never happen, but oh how I wish you could buy a game license once and play it on any platform you own. With shared save would be so nice. I can dream.

Matt Brunt (@Brunty)Fri, 10 Jun 2022 16:23 +0000

A work laptop should be treated as:

Terence Eden (@edent)Thu, 09 Jun 2022 08:46 +0000

https://twitter.com/edent/status/1534819125062680578

Farewell to this ancient MacBook Air. It saw me through 6(?) years of service in GDS, NHSX, CDDO, DSA, & SGS. I've done the KonMari thing and gave it a little hug goodbye before sending it off to be recycled. And now I can begin the hunt for new stickers for its replacement 😄

Terence Eden (@edent)Fri, 10 Jun 2022 12:47 +0000

out of context the office (@officecontexts)Fri, 10 Jun 2022 13:39 +0000

The New York Times running an article this week blaming trans people for the fall of Roe vs Wade and then having "enby" as an answer in the crossword today is just the perfect encapsulation of the state of trans media coverage, no notes

Ari Drennen (@AriDrennen)Thu, 09 Jun 2022 14:48 +0000

Very short jump from banning children from seeing drag shows, to bans on seeing people people crossdressing, to charging trans people with a crime for being seen in public by minors.

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two weeks after 19 kids were slaughtered in a texas elementary school, texas lawmakers are finally banning *checks notes* drag queens

matt (@mattxiv)Mon, 06 Jun 2022 18:36 +0000

Brynn Tannehill (@BrynnTannehill)Mon, 06 Jun 2022 23:54 +0000

Big news for short links! gcs.civilservice.gov.uk/blog/link-shor… I'm so happy to have contributed to this excellent guidance on why Government communications shouldn't use 3rd party link shortening services. A few highlights...

Terence Eden (@edent)Thu, 10 Jun 2021 14:44 +0000

I’m off on holiday. In a bit 👋 Make sure you behave and try not to become the main character while I’m gone 🥰

Andy Bell (@hankchizljaw)Fri, 10 Jun 2022 07:12 +0000

No way to prevent catastrophic financial hacks, says only platform where catastrophic financial hacks regularly happen. bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

Stephen Diehl (@smdiehl)Fri, 10 Jun 2022 07:07 +0000

Coco Chanel’s advice to look in the mirror and remove one accessory before you leave the house, except it’s me carefully choosing which exclamation point to change into a period before I send a work email.

Moira Donegan (@MoiraDonegan)Wed, 08 Jun 2022 21:59 +0000

You shouldn't miss a good meal for a good time. That’s why this Pride, we've teamed up with @DrEvanGoldstein and @smartthrob to create the world’s first Bottom-Friendly Menu (yup, it’s real). #EatWithPride

@postmates (@Postmates)Thu, 09 Jun 2022 15:51 +0000

https://twitter.com/SundaeDivine/status/1534619372735631362

Weird how someone had the same experience in 2018

Mimi (@AmeliaStuart18)Thu, 09 Jun 2022 12:42 +0000

I was riding in an Uber with a gay male colleague when his Grindr app notification went off on his phone. The female Uber driver said, "I know that sound - my husband plays that game all the time."

@𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕚𝕣𝕝 (@SundaeDivine)Wed, 08 Jun 2022 19:32 +0000

am I depressed or am I just reacting appropriately to the world being very bad

Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_)Wed, 08 Jun 2022 18:03 +0000

You lead a horse to the docs, but you cant make 'em read 📖🐴

Kadi Kraman 💚 (@kadikraman)Thu, 09 Jun 2022 14:50 +0000

It’s wild to be back at a JavaScript conference because I’m so… out of the loop. Wtf is remix? Is Svelte still a thing? Why are these perfectly reasonable looking components code crimes? Where is everyone even working now? I’m like 3 jobs behind.

Carolyn Stransky (@carolstran)Thu, 09 Jun 2022 13:29 +0000

https://twitter.com/carolstran/status/1534890342469750785

Anyway if someone wants to chat about like… common security flaws found in IoT sex toys or the top sex doll brothels in Europe, I’m your girl 💓

Carolyn Stransky (@carolstran)Thu, 09 Jun 2022 13:29 +0000

Why is everything in crypto so extremely stupid

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Crypto bros discover physical cash

Concoda 🌻 (@concodanomics)Wed, 08 Jun 2022 16:36 +0000

Laurie Voss (@seldo)Thu, 09 Jun 2022 01:05 +0000

How much salt are you even meant to put in a dishwasher, it’s never been clear to me

Joe (@jna_sh)Mon, 06 Jun 2022 08:26 +0000

Crypto bros discover physical cash

Concoda 🌻 (@concodanomics)Wed, 08 Jun 2022 16:36 +0000

cashier at mcdonalds: alright that's 8 dollars guy who hacked his 3DS last night: its actually really easy to hack your 3DS anyone can do it

yuuko from nichijou (@headfallsoff)Wed, 08 Jun 2022 04:21 +0000

https://twitter.com/NinGalacto/status/1534438607989227520

you can upload free roms from the internet onto an r4 3DS game cartridge and play any game for free. you don't even need a ds to do this you can just play Pokemon on your computer!

Cher (@CherieTheClown)Wed, 08 Jun 2022 10:38 +0000

https://twitter.com/RWolfface/status/1534461631870160896

If you stare too long into the abyss, the abyss says "you suck" back at you.

Tigh Tiefenbach (@bach_tigh)Wed, 08 Jun 2022 13:17 +0000

https://twitter.com/RWolfface/status/1534461631870160896

Dude can't handle two women having a conversation lmao

Milo Z-B (@SergeantSmilo)Wed, 08 Jun 2022 16:37 +0000

https://twitter.com/RWolfface/status/1534461631870160896

Fellas, is it gay to like a movie where 2 women have a conversation?

Piotr K. (@APoundOfHam)Wed, 08 Jun 2022 19:10 +0000

https://twitter.com/RWolfface/status/1534461631870160896

Sorry, just to clarify — if a movie has more than one woman in it, and the women talk to each other about something other than a man, it automatically sucks? That’s how you feel?

Alexandra Kopko (@alexwideeyes)Wed, 08 Jun 2022 21:36 +0000

Yeah I would kill myself after this

Bruh (@Bruhtaro_2131)Wed, 08 Jun 2022 01:37 +0000

a tech interview where they wake you up at 2 AM to figure out why the cluster isn’t autoscaling

jesse null 🖤 (@null_jesse)Wed, 08 Jun 2022 22:58 +0000

Laying out the goals & principles for my site