every time the pope comes up I remember this happened

k🃏 (@skepticalspice)Thu, 16 Jun 2022 08:37 +0000

https://twitter.com/woman_hattan/status/1537543338492051456

Oof.

John Breen (@_breeeeen_)Thu, 16 Jun 2022 22:49 +0000

Underneath my ex boyfriend’s car there was a tiny BABY

worms cited (@christapeterso)Thu, 16 Jun 2022 01:53 +0000

https://twitter.com/RohitGulam/status/1536794037256359936

What's stopping you?

Kirti Lodha (@Kirti_Lodha_)Wed, 15 Jun 2022 04:27 +0000

https://twitter.com/bimbomarxistt/status/1536825183528488960

when i was younger i assumed they must have thought i was an adult but now i know better

ember ☭ (@bimbomarxistt)Tue, 14 Jun 2022 21:38 +0000

https://twitter.com/bimbomarxistt/status/1536825181699710977

it’s like yes catcalling slowed down and then you realize why and feel icky

ember ☭ (@bimbomarxistt)Tue, 14 Jun 2022 21:37 +0000

https://twitter.com/bimbomarxistt/status/1536825457177464836

catcalling is not just whistling but that doesn’t make it okay either. I pray the men being funny about this in the quotes never have children and non of your kids get followed, cornered while coming home by a grown ass adult man three times your size while verbal harassing you

ember ☭ (@bimbomarxistt)Wed, 15 Jun 2022 05:26 +0000

the psychological damage that comes from being catcalled as a child, growing up and realizing that you got catcalled more as a child

ember ☭ (@bimbomarxistt)Tue, 14 Jun 2022 21:37 +0000

I've done a lot of stupid shit in my life but I never put my plan for a coup in an email

Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich)Thu, 16 Jun 2022 17:38 +0000

sick man i also want to zoom past the multiple vehicle traffic collision on the 100 person capacity 1980s novelty revolving restaurant train twitter.com/thefigen/statu…

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The future is coming...

Figen (@TheFigen)Wed, 15 Jun 2022 18:51 +0000

michael wave (@SzMarsupial)Thu, 16 Jun 2022 20:16 +0000

https://twitter.com/Brommselbitch/status/1537094810699452419

Effective thing I learned in my dog trainer years: don't reinforce attention-seeking behavior with attention 😬

Mirjam Aulbach (@mirjam_diala)Wed, 15 Jun 2022 16:03 +0000

https://twitter.com/GeorgeKaplan_G/status/1537532094649454592

Your opinion has no place in modern society my dude. Nobody needs to respect sexist garbage.

danielle 🏳️‍🌈 (@endocrimes)Thu, 16 Jun 2022 20:43 +0000

https://twitter.com/no_goblins/status/1537529297963032580

Theonewhocums (@Theonewhocums_)Thu, 16 Jun 2022 20:25 +0000

https://twitter.com/GeorgeKaplan_G/status/1537538359773515778

And he can lick grass. Women do express interest in engineering, but spend entire lives being put down and talked out of STEM. When we end up in industry it’s then just death by a million papercuts of being told we don’t belong by fuckwits like you.

danielle 🏳️‍🌈 (@endocrimes)Thu, 16 Jun 2022 20:54 +0000

https://twitter.com/GeorgeKaplan_G/status/1537486643409608704

That is incorrect. Women started this industry, and tons of women are still interested. It’s often sexism and toxic cultures that drives them away.

Amber Weinberg Jones ✊🏿🏳️‍🌈💉 (@amberweinberg)Thu, 16 Jun 2022 18:53 +0000

https://twitter.com/sophiebits/status/1537531673591459840

talk to your child about sanitizing inputs before someone else does

jesse null 🖤 (@null_jesse)Thu, 16 Jun 2022 20:43 +0000

when I was a child, no one taught me how to escape characters properly in bash

Sophie Alpert (@sophiebits)Thu, 16 Jun 2022 20:24 +0000

pro tip. check which account you’re tweeting to in the future. very carefully

maisie 💖🏳️‍⚧️ (@hiMaisie)Thu, 16 Jun 2022 20:40 +0000

https://twitter.com/IanColdwater/status/1537537777805496326

There can be a thousand reasons why someone might be struggling with getting things done. Maybe they're overwhelmed with a big project and don't know where to start. Maybe they took on too much and don't know how to balance it all. Maybe they don't understand the instructions

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Thu, 16 Jun 2022 20:54 +0000

*logs on and sees ableist tweet* yeah, no thank you *logs back off*

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Thu, 16 Jun 2022 20:43 +0000

https://twitter.com/IanColdwater/status/1537536488371634176

I'm sure working with ADHD people can be frustrating. I get frustrated with myself! I promise shaming them is not helping

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Thu, 16 Jun 2022 20:49 +0000

so you're telling me you could free up over 600 million dollars worth of real estate and the only people negatively affected would be the small crowd of men at this hotel bar haha that's so crazy that's so interesting twitter.com/TikTokInvestor…

Jack Saint (@lackingsaint)Wed, 15 Jun 2022 21:44 +0000

idk i just think that's neat :3

Cloudy ⛅ (estrogen angel) (@oncloud_e)Thu, 16 Jun 2022 20:54 +0000

Highly recommend taking the day off after an overwhelming conference and having a little treat by the water ✨

Carolyn Stransky (@carolstran)Thu, 16 Jun 2022 18:55 +0000

https://twitter.com/QuinnyPig/status/1537497477166686208

OpenSesame.

Josie (@javavvitch)Thu, 16 Jun 2022 18:09 +0000

https://twitter.com/codeability/status/1537490839747719168

Recruiter from @OpenSesame :)

Josie (@javavvitch)Thu, 16 Jun 2022 17:43 +0000

BREAKING: @elonmusk sued for $258 BILLION over alleged $DOGE 'Pyramid Scheme'

BNN Newsroom (@BNNBreaking)Thu, 16 Jun 2022 16:57 +0000

https://twitter.com/kristlucky13/status/1537210706524782592

Thanks hadn’t thought of that

gauche prolétarienne (@sans_laurent)Thu, 16 Jun 2022 13:09 +0000

https://twitter.com/PoisonArrowFrog/status/1537212000329252864

because if the government gets slave labour for free every time it incarcerates someone it has an incentive to incarcerate innocent people which is why they do that btw

Felix Pisecker (@FelixPisecker)Thu, 16 Jun 2022 17:34 +0000

https://twitter.com/chenweihua/status/1537512257646694402

You might want to sit this one out bro

Brick Top aka Mr. Pulford 🐢 (@Eradicator_NYC)Thu, 16 Jun 2022 19:09 +0000

That is called slavery

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US prison workers produce $11 billion worth of goods and services for "little to no pay at all" trib.al/n8Ml5cK

The Hill (@thehill)Wed, 15 Jun 2022 23:05 +0000

salin rubiao ali (@nukedwest)Thu, 16 Jun 2022 13:13 +0000

I'm tired of not naming and shaming companies and their shitty hiring practices. Burning a bridge logic is fallacy.

Josie (@javavvitch)Thu, 16 Jun 2022 19:07 +0000

https://twitter.com/javavvitch/status/1537512264022081538

It keeps URMs from talking publicly about the direspect that they've endured at these companies and to only be open about it in whisper networks. Fuck a whisper network.

Josie (@javavvitch)Thu, 16 Jun 2022 19:09 +0000

https://twitter.com/RohitGulam/status/1536661166969298944

Isn't this your GH profile github.com/rohitgulam?

Matt Scholta (@visormatt)Tue, 14 Jun 2022 17:12 +0000

nightcrawler remake but with true crime podcast girls

anna livia (@not_a_heather)Wed, 15 Jun 2022 23:22 +0000

Next 2 stickers I’ll be working on 😉✨

Piece of Cake 💫 (@kefimochi)Thu, 16 Jun 2022 00:36 +0000

Introduce gravitas into your everyday parenting by replacing the pedestrian, "Let me hold the baby" with a baritone "Bring the child to me."

Edward Snowden (@Snowden)Thu, 16 Jun 2022 09:46 +0000

https://twitter.com/Hakaiizer/status/1537266821270851584

Yes, that's how AI works. It's called training it

Autumn / Ohana  🔜 Your Mom (@NatiRivers)Thu, 16 Jun 2022 03:02 +0000

https://twitter.com/blgtylr/status/1537045158700666883

Hot take: the guilt should come NOT from a feeling that reality TV is “lower class,” but from a feeing that enjoying others’ misfortunes, bad behavior, and petty status competions rewards impulses we ought to be restraining

Grad Student Burner (@GradStdntBurner)Wed, 15 Jun 2022 13:31 +0000

https://twitter.com/GradStdntBurner/status/1537276887818452993

too puritanical a take for me - we enjoy it because tension is curious and heightened stakes make for good entertainment

zaccary.eth (@maneszjt)Thu, 16 Jun 2022 03:34 +0000

interviewer: why do you want this job? me: this is the last thing i want but i will not make it in the wild

slate (@PleaseBeGneiss)Tue, 14 Jun 2022 18:42 +0000

"What traits do you see in the most successful devs?" It's June 2019. On the day of my graduation, nervously contemplating life beyond, I asked this question to my bootcamp operations manager. He'd seen hundreds of devs go through the program. I never forgot what he said:

Annie🦄⚡ (@anniebombanie_)Wed, 15 Jun 2022 13:19 +0000

people in 2007 really understood the objectively correct way to use twitter I think

c: (@herridot)Tue, 14 Jun 2022 15:08 +0000

someone just told me my "communist empire is falling to pieces" and i cannot emphasize enough that when you try to insult someone, it is crucial to not accidentally make them sound way cooler or more powerful than they actually are

Molly White (@molly0xFFF)Wed, 15 Jun 2022 21:00 +0000

“What? You and me? No, we’re totally different. Our pain is tragic and everyone loves hearing about it. Plus, we’re the main event.” happy ❤️P🧡R💛I💚D💙E💜 month to Seven and Raffi and everyone who celebrates! #StarTrekPicard #Saffi #StarTrek @JeriLRyan @ItsMichelleHurd #Pride

Andrada (@AndryPresh)Wed, 15 Jun 2022 16:27 +0000