https://twitter.com/pjayevans/status/1537471408116097024

Just pull out a gun and shoot toad

pj (@pjayevans)Fri, 17 Jun 2022 01:32 +0000

if I told you the leather chair I ordered from Amazon was packaged with a blood collection tube that is...full, would you believe me? because I'm lost for --- words

Jen Begakis (@jenbegakis)Thu, 16 Jun 2022 22:52 +0000

https://twitter.com/jenbegakis/status/1537568738861531136

POV: you’re this tweet and I’m reading you

glennis (@theglennisshow)Thu, 16 Jun 2022 22:59 +0000

https://twitter.com/theglennisshow/status/1537570537764970496

Molly Ruben-Long (@mollyrubenlong)Fri, 17 Jun 2022 00:07 +0000

Weird Dall-E Generations (@weirddalle)Fri, 17 Jun 2022 14:44 +0000

I can't believe someone in South Korea went to the trouble of commissioning a tombstone for Internet Explorer just so they could kill it a second time with the most vicious roast you'll ever see

Cian Maher (@cianmaher0)Fri, 17 Jun 2022 18:36 +0000

"edgineering"

v körbes (@veekorbes)Fri, 17 Jun 2022 19:38 +0000

https://twitter.com/veekorbes/status/1537882517025398785

"it's so close to working"

Bea Hughes (@beajammingh)Fri, 17 Jun 2022 19:57 +0000

https://twitter.com/veekorbes/status/1537882517025398785

I’m not gonna ask for more details 😂

Rich Burroughs (@richburroughs)Fri, 17 Jun 2022 19:44 +0000

did i fucking ASK for your opinion? ... i did? sorry, i have shit short-term memory

Animated Text (@animatedtext)Fri, 17 Jun 2022 19:47 +0000

https://twitter.com/RisuToInu/status/1537854243138330624

Btw I am not saying don’t meet I am saying pls just do things outside or in well spaced areas because getting covid shouldn’t be routine

Stella (@RisuToInu)Fri, 17 Jun 2022 18:09 +0000

https://twitter.com/ChloeCondon/status/1537859006227546113

Remember gentlemen: bewbies does not a friendship make. ✨💁🏼‍♀️

Chloe Condon (@ChloeCondon)Fri, 17 Jun 2022 18:10 +0000

https://twitter.com/ChloeCondon/status/1537857537994674176

I'll never forget, in one of my first all-day 5 hour on-site eng interviews in SF, a guy said "we're actually interviewing another woman after you- I think you'd really get along!". And I asked "oh really? Why?" and he didn't have an answer 😵‍💫

Chloe Condon (@ChloeCondon)Fri, 17 Jun 2022 18:05 +0000

I still can't help but laugh when men try to introduce me to other women in tech based solely on us being the same gender. Like imagine, if every time I met a man in tech I mentioned "I know a man in tech- I think you'd get along great!!" 🤣

Chloe Condon (@ChloeCondon)Fri, 17 Jun 2022 17:59 +0000

https://twitter.com/ralsina/status/1537752086678577153

Why not? I'm currently at 4200-4300 contribs last year, and it's mostly about the way you work. If you work on one huge PR spanning weeks or squash commits, you'll end up with 10% of that max. We try to keep PRs atomic and also the history in place for meaningful annotations.

Lupinity Labs | Freelance Software Dev (@LupinityLabs)Fri, 17 Jun 2022 17:40 +0000

☀️🍦Perks of living outside London — having a garden 🍦☀️

Anaïs Urlichs ☀️ (@urlichsanais)Fri, 17 Jun 2022 16:39 +0000

Do you ever say something to someone/a group of people and then worry it came off the wrong way, so you send an apology for coming off the wrong way and then keep sending more messages because you’re worried everyone hates you now? Just me? Love social anxiety.

Emma Bostian (@EmmaBostian)Fri, 17 Jun 2022 11:17 +0000

I just keep thinking how many SF millionaires probably complain loudly about people "living in tents and doing drugs in the open" and then go to Burning Man.

Erika Hall (@mulegirl)Thu, 16 Jun 2022 13:19 +0000

Now that the market is down it’s time to shift your focus away from things like jets, jpegs, and tables with instagram models and look what what actually makes you happy (lentils, moving back in with your parents)

Eade (@eade_bengard)Thu, 16 Jun 2022 16:41 +0000

God you're all going to spend the day tweeting how you'll simply die in this heat, how you are wilting, oh can't it be autumn lovely big jumpers and drizzle, when will this heat end for I may expire etc etc

Rob Palk (@robpalkwriter)Fri, 17 Jun 2022 06:37 +0000

10 years of gravity falls, NEVER FORGET THIS QUOTE

Hudin - going to TOPIA (@Hudinart)Tue, 14 Jun 2022 17:42 +0000

We've now passed the point where we're have to rely on the "allies" in the fandom to speak to their shitty friends about it (when we know they NEVER will) and the IP itself is just saying, "Nope. We're inclusive. You're wrong. Go cry about it in a galaxy far, far away."

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https://twitter.com/memes123422/status/1537141211819024385

1. Queer characters existing isn’t political 2. Star WARS is literally in our name

Star Wars (@starwars)Wed, 15 Jun 2022 19:16 +0000

Brian Gray 🪩🥂💖 (@urbanbohemian)Fri, 17 Jun 2022 02:25 +0000

https://twitter.com/starwars/status/1537152046956044288

People going 🦇💩 about there being representation, are telling on themselves. "I'm not a bigot, but don't show me anything other than straight white folks"🙄😒🤢

Laura🇺🇦🌻There is no Planet B🦏🌳🌎 (@Laura6T5)Wed, 15 Jun 2022 20:23 +0000

https://twitter.com/starwars/status/1537152046956044288

My brother in christ, they have always been political

Thanos Apologist 🖤 (@bitchxbrigade)Wed, 15 Jun 2022 19:40 +0000

https://twitter.com/memes123422/status/1537141211819024385

1. Queer characters existing isn’t political 2. Star WARS is literally in our name

Star Wars (@starwars)Wed, 15 Jun 2022 19:16 +0000

https://twitter.com/THR/status/1537619164902281216

pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee)Fri, 17 Jun 2022 02:34 +0000

https://twitter.com/THR/status/1537619164902281216

Same energy

Gustavo Bechelli Art (@GustavoBechelli)Fri, 17 Jun 2022 02:18 +0000

https://twitter.com/THR/status/1537619164902281216

Ehhh. If you told me a few years ago I wouldn't care about this at all I wouldn't believe you. But literally have 0 interest in GoT content after the final season.

Axel (@purpleaxel)Fri, 17 Jun 2022 02:25 +0000

please just build a fucking train

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The future is coming...

Figen (@TheFigen)Wed, 15 Jun 2022 18:51 +0000

Rob (@robrousseau)Thu, 16 Jun 2022 15:20 +0000

https://twitter.com/goofxist/status/1537627700004724736

"the solution to depression is anime" -reddit

dominic (@domsbrain1)Fri, 17 Jun 2022 02:47 +0000

https://twitter.com/seopirath/status/1537630365476499458

What idiot called it spite driven development when revengineering was right there?

Jacob Blain Christen (@dweomer)Fri, 17 Jun 2022 03:21 +0000

Safe to say that there is a concern that conservatives are gonna weaponise the Ezra Miller situation against the LGBT community

☕LoZza☕ (@CocoaFox023)Wed, 15 Jun 2022 13:31 +0000

https://twitter.com/goofxist/status/1537627700004724736

Depressed? Have you tried being happy?

lil dungeon goblin ☭ (@exoticnoodlee)Fri, 17 Jun 2022 03:04 +0000

I hate reddit

Goofxist 🇮🇹 (@goofxist)Fri, 17 Jun 2022 02:46 +0000

https://twitter.com/KaiKareCurry/status/1536912740601589760

*leans on my LG 28 cu ft. Smart InstaView® Door-in-Door® Double Freezer Refrigerator with Craft Ice™* hey there fellow sapphics liking my comment.. 😏

+Kare+ (@KaiKareCurry)Wed, 15 Jun 2022 10:42 +0000

happy pride

for sapphics (@forsapphic)Tue, 14 Jun 2022 23:38 +0000

https://twitter.com/SutikyFingas/status/1537156096497840128

Nah, it's great! If the food was bad, what possible other reason would a person have to go to Hooters?

Kecka (@keckmeister)Thu, 16 Jun 2022 09:11 +0000

Excited for this. In the show Jon Snow goes to school because bullies told him "He knows nothing" It's a story of learning, triumph and a picture into a boy's journey growing up in the world. The night king will play the stern but lovable father figure teacher.

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A #GameOfThrones sequel series following Jon Snow is in the works at HBO. Kit Harington is attached to reprise his role. via @THR - bit.ly/3tG8LEc

Rotten Tomatoes (@RottenTomatoes)Fri, 17 Jun 2022 02:26 +0000

David Wells (@DavidWells)Fri, 17 Jun 2022 03:59 +0000

Proposal to stop referring to the pandemic in the past tense and climate change in the future tense.

Dr. Elizabeth Sawin (@bethsawin)Thu, 16 Jun 2022 22:16 +0000

https://twitter.com/SamStatham29/status/1537534553140744192

mel (mel) (@CadenToMyHazel)Fri, 17 Jun 2022 04:48 +0000

I am surprised that more vendors aren’t sponsoring air filtration or masks at events. Maybe just me but I’d respect that and it would speak to you valuing my life as well as my money. Just a thought💫

Stella (@RisuToInu)Fri, 17 Jun 2022 04:24 +0000

every time the pope comes up I remember this happened

k🃏 (@skepticalspice)Thu, 16 Jun 2022 08:37 +0000

https://twitter.com/woman_hattan/status/1537543338492051456

Oof.

John Breen (@_breeeeen_)Thu, 16 Jun 2022 22:49 +0000