Code isn't poetry. It's more like pottery. Everbody starts with a useless lump of clay and then you keep turning and refining it until it eventually serves its purpose.

Max Böck (@mxbck)Mon, 20 Jun 2022 06:28 +0000

The way they jump on her for every little thing is so chilling.

Michael Hobbes (@RottenInDenmark)Mon, 20 Jun 2022 06:41 +0000

Sometimes mental health comes first

grackles always look like they just saw somebody get slapped at a fancy restaurant

JP (@jpbrammer)Sun, 19 Jun 2022 20:30 +0000

Pleasure to report that unholy week is here. #Herogasm

THE BOYS (@TheBoysTV)Sun, 19 Jun 2022 21:00 +0000

happy father’s day

magne (@paraasites)Sun, 19 Jun 2022 04:04 +0000

https://twitter.com/YvetteHenson/status/1538100320403849217

I’ve got a better one,Stop reading the Daily Fail.

Kestrel7 (@Kestrel7141)Sun, 19 Jun 2022 00:57 +0000

So unrealistic, completely takes me out of the experience

Robin-Yann Storm (@RYStorm)Sat, 18 Jun 2022 22:39 +0000

Free idea for y’all: adopt a bunch of dogs and name them all after cakes/desserts. Best names I can think of so far are lemon drizzle, banoffee, and choux bun 🥹

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Sun, 19 Jun 2022 12:12 +0000

If you’re so embarrassed by one of your speakers (or so afraid of backlash for platforming them) that you feel you have to hide their identities, maybe that’s a sign you shouldn’t be hosting them on your fucking stage.

the apocalypse, but make it fashion. ✨ (@ElleArmageddon)Sat, 18 Jun 2022 23:15 +0000

Hey Jennifer, do us a favor; We won’t delegitimize or diminish how hard you’ve worked for your career if you promise to show the same respect for Creators. You’re welcome to come sit behind my work desk anytime to see what it’s really like.

Daniel Batal (@Daniel_Batal)Sun, 19 Jun 2022 12:21 +0000

Happy birthday X! (X as in X11, as it's been called since 1987) 38 Years. Feel old?

𝚗𝚋𝚕𝚛 (@nblr)Sun, 19 Jun 2022 01:41 +0000

Pride is more than a month. hack.xxx/collections/cr…

HACK.XXX (@hackdotxxx)Sat, 18 Jun 2022 14:37 +0000

My #RSS reader is the only content consumption app that pays dividends in return. - no Doomscrolling - no arguing with people - no ads - no distractions Only healthy, delicious brain food. 🖤

Sara Soueidan (@SaraSoueidan)Sun, 19 Jun 2022 13:14 +0000

https://twitter.com/AidanCTweets/status/1538509312989052928

Here's an example: I think Magdalen Berns was a transphobic hatemonger. @jk_rowling thinks Magdalen Berns was "a great believer in the reality of biological sex." Is it oppressive of me to say that is it terrible to promote a transphobic hatemonger to 14 million people??

Aidan Comerford (@AidanCTweets)Sun, 19 Jun 2022 13:18 +0000

Rejoice! Transphobia, Antisemitism, Racism and homophobia have been solved. We've all learned! Now what we need to do is stop "oppressing" wealthy, white people who have...erm..."different" opinions.

Aidan Comerford (@AidanCTweets)Sun, 19 Jun 2022 13:09 +0000

ZAP needs your help! zaproxy.org/blog/2022-06-1…

Zed Attack Proxy (@zaproxy)Fri, 17 Jun 2022 15:45 +0000

a timeless classic

Mac (@GoodPoliticGuy)Sat, 18 Jun 2022 18:13 +0000

Tomorrow is #Juneteenth, the only federal holiday whose origin cannot be freely taught to schoolchildren in Florida and half a dozen other states.

Bill Prady 🇺🇦 (@billprady)Sat, 18 Jun 2022 17:50 +0000

Let’s say you’re assaulted by your new boyfriend. You get a restraining order and he’s convicted of domestic violence. Because you two weren’t married or living together, federal law says he can go buy a gun the next day. That’s the boyfriend loophole, and we need to close it.

Rep. Gerry Connolly (@GerryConnolly)Fri, 17 Jun 2022 19:07 +0000

Can I see photos of ur cats nose? All colors! I want to draw a little collection of noses.

memes i wish i could tag my cat in (@memesiwish)Sun, 19 Jun 2022 06:13 +0000

Blimp docking on The Shard.

Terence Eden (@edent)Tue, 19 Jun 2012 17:33 +0000

Just read: I Should Be Able To Mute America gawker.com/culture/i-shou… A lot of nodding from me and belly laughing too. Fav quotes: Instead, we caused the tweet to go viral and before we realized what was happening it drifted over to that foulest of pl… andy-bell.co.uk/just-read-i-sh…

Andy Bell (@hankchizljaw)Sun, 19 Jun 2022 09:08 +0000

A dear old friend came over yesterday. She’s had Covid twice, last time in Jan. Asked her if she knew anyone w #LongCovid, apart fr me, she said ’no’. Then she went on to tell me she’s got insomnia for the 1st time in her life, fatigue, tingling in her legs and tinnitus. 🤔

Nwiss 🇸🇪🇪🇸🇺🇸🇬🇧 (@Gronnet)Fri, 17 Jun 2022 13:40 +0000

WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme)Fri, 17 Jun 2022 22:59 +0000

https://twitter.com/krisnova/status/1538082686434254849

economic meltdown speedrun lfg

Emily 🌦 (@emilyst)Sat, 18 Jun 2022 08:59 +0000

"Sabertooth? Is that fuzzy prick still terrorizing the streets of beautiful Ontario, Canada? I'm going for a whizz, but when I get back I want the quinjet ready to take me to pound town. Population: that silly bastard."

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On the topic of recasting Wolverine, hear me out here, but what about Matt Berry?

PleasantKenobi (@PleasantKenobi)Thu, 16 Jun 2022 20:49 +0000

Spice☭Rack (@Spice8Rack)Fri, 17 Jun 2022 08:12 +0000

Hippos can’t technically swim The perfect combination of buoyancy and bone density allows them to “fly” thorough water at speeds of 5mph, (8 kph) propelling themselves using intermittent ground contact, like astronauts on a moon walk

Science girl (@gunsnrosesgirl3)Fri, 17 Jun 2022 13:11 +0000

all this talk about "bi erasure" but not enough talk about "bionicle erasure"

Violet Valentine (@slutpilled)Sat, 18 Jun 2022 05:07 +0000

Before she left the house Coco Chanel would look in the mirror and take one thing off, then she'd kiss her Nazi boyfriend goodbye and head off to her job as a Nazi spy.

Erin Biba (@erinbiba)Fri, 17 Jun 2022 00:41 +0000

Nureen D’Souza, leader of CapitalOne’s Open Source Program Office, discusses why strengthening the software supply chain is essential.

Honestly if cops are going to be embarrassed and distressed by release of docs in their possession, automatically that should be public interest grounds to release them.

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SCOOP: Uvalde and Uvalde Police have hired a private law firm to fight against being required to release body camera footage and other records related to school shooting Files could be 'highly embarrassing,' involve 'emotional/mental distress,' it argues vice.com/en/article/88q…

Jason Koebler (@jason_koebler)Fri, 17 Jun 2022 16:33 +0000

Naomi Sayers, Ozaawaagiizis’okwe, KweenKwe 💕 👑 (@kwetoday)Sat, 18 Jun 2022 03:40 +0000

https://twitter.com/urlichsanais/status/1538050812307550209

If it’s not obvious — this tweet is not about me justifying my avocado consumption (~2 a week) but to state that Veganism is the only thing that makes any fucking difference on a personal scale when we are talking about climate change.

Anaïs Urlichs ☀️ (@urlichsanais)Sat, 18 Jun 2022 06:47 +0000

Meat production requires a lot of water. They are likely wasted lives and can’t be used for meat production now Save 219 000 gallons of water per year going vegan 1 gallon of milk takes 1000 gallons of water An avocado takes 60 gallons. Tell me again avocados are unsustainable

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Kansas in the US is currently experiencing extreme heat, and it’s having a severe impact on the state’s cows. So far, around 2,000 of the animals have died. Read more on our website here - plantbasednews.org/culture/ethics…

Plant Based News (@PlantBasedNews)Fri, 17 Jun 2022 10:00 +0000

Anaïs Urlichs ☀️ (@urlichsanais)Sat, 18 Jun 2022 06:47 +0000

Check out the newsstand cover (L) and subscriber-exclusive cover (R) of the #ThorLoveAndThunder @TotalFilm issue, on sale June 23 👀

Marvel Studios (@MarvelStudios)Fri, 17 Jun 2022 15:00 +0000

me: I don't want to think about computers or open source. I'm going to go shop for a dishwasher the dishwasher company: here is a 266-page PDF with a list of software packages and a printout of the GPL

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Thu, 16 Jun 2022 21:39 +0000

https://twitter.com/pjayevans/status/1537609068801449984

Let him drown

pj (@pjayevans)Fri, 17 Jun 2022 02:17 +0000

You should be able to kill someone in Mario Kart

pj (@pjayevans)Thu, 16 Jun 2022 16:25 +0000

https://twitter.com/pjayevans/status/1537471408116097024

Just pull out a gun and shoot toad

pj (@pjayevans)Fri, 17 Jun 2022 01:32 +0000