Thankfully gas prices can never go above $9.99 since most of the signs only have three digits

greg (@greg16676935420)Tue, 21 Jun 2022 17:17 +0000

My unpopular skin scare opinion is that “clear skin” is an unrealistic beauty standard. We are not babies who survive on milk and don’t suffer hormonal imbalances. Our skin is not meant to be spotless 100% of the time. Spots and blemishes is perfectly normal skin.

Feminist Witch🌙 (@DonCorleANN)Mon, 20 Jun 2022 13:42 +0000

therapist: a lot of my clients are feeling that way right now me: ok rank us

Alex Dragicevich (@alexdrag_)Thu, 18 Feb 2021 21:29 GMT

https://twitter.com/BDaveWalters/status/1539312542379429888

Maybe they’re being coy and saying “well that wasn’t exactly THE Kang.” It feels like they’re planting a whole lot of seeds right now and maybe they don’t even know who the ultimate villain is yet.

Robert G. Reeve (@RobertGReeve)Tue, 21 Jun 2022 19:02 +0000

how are people not understanding that the entire point of a strike is to be extremely inconvenient so as to make the value of your work apparent

𝖊𝖌𝖌 (@emmaggarland)Tue, 21 Jun 2022 11:20 +0000

"Everything is normal again!" the ableds say as they complain about gas prices, inflation, cost of living, supply chain crises, workforce shortages, canceled flights & that cough they can't shake

Mx. Charis Hill ♿🏳️‍⚧️ (they/them) (@BeingCharisBlog)Mon, 20 Jun 2022 13:37 +0000

https://twitter.com/PippaCrerar/status/1539292523327373314

is it normal to bounce back that quickly after an operation involving general anaesthetic?

Sarah 🇮🇹🌹#WearAMask (@sazmeister88)Tue, 21 Jun 2022 17:06 +0000

I’m still trying to get my head around the idea that @BorisJohnson🤡 had a general anaesthetic early in the morning, and yet somehow was up to two parties late the same night. I had a GA last year. I just can’t square this with my experience at all.

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https://twitter.com/PippaCrerar/status/1539291851630444553

Not one party but two 👀 Just hours after PM had minor op on sinuses under general anaesthetic he gave a "short and funny" speech to donors at the posh V&A bash. He was later spotted, along with much of the Cabinet, at Rupert Murdoch's summer party at the Serpentine Gallery.

Pippa Crerar (@PippaCrerar)Tue, 21 Jun 2022 17:01 +0000

Stuart Herbert 🖤🇪🇺💉💉🎸 (@stuherbert)Tue, 21 Jun 2022 18:49 +0000

https://twitter.com/sazmeister88/status/1539293687808770048

and even drink ? thought that was a no no due to risk of adverse reactions . he just wanted a day/night off i reckon

susanaspergers (@suzannewhelan44)Tue, 21 Jun 2022 17:12 +0000

This is genius

Sara Warf (@SaraBWarf)Sun, 19 Jun 2022 21:36 +0000

Fixing strikes is Labour's job Fixing Brexit is the EU's job Fixing inflation is Putin's job Fixing cost of living is workers' job Fixing housing is immigrants' job And fixing immigration is Rwanda's job But we have to keep Boris, cos he gets things done.

Russ Jones (@RussInCheshire)Tue, 21 Jun 2022 14:56 +0000

A Cloudflare outage knocked off a good part of the internet. This outage reminds me in impact when Facebook's SDK started crashing, breaking all mobile apps that used this SDK (which was a large number of mobile apps). Next up: how to mitigate when Cloudflare is down?

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List of services that are down atm: #internetdown 2K Games League of Legends Minecraft Steam Amazon Web Services Discord DoorDash Gitlab Shopify Skype UPS Cloudflare DigitalOcean Udemy Coinbase Valorant Crunchyroll Patreon Legends of Runeterra Americas Cardroom eToro Betfair

icon jen (@iconjen)Tue, 21 Jun 2022 06:52 +0000

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Tue, 21 Jun 2022 07:58 +0000

Number of children sexually assaulted by Catholic priests: 4,228 Number of children sexually assaulted in the Boy Scouts: 82,000 Number of children sexually assaulted by drag queens during library story time: 0

Sir Arthur Streeb-Greebling, DVE 🌹📽️📺📻 (@tdoyleft)Fri, 17 Jun 2022 20:17 +0000

https://twitter.com/GossiTheDog/status/1402209866337472516

If you didn’t know, about four companies proxy almost every website 😂

Kevin Beaumont (@GossiTheDog)Tue, 08 Jun 2021 10:44 +0000

A reminder for reporters covering the (very brief) Cloudflare outage.

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https://twitter.com/GossiTheDog/status/1402209866337472516

If you didn’t know, about four companies proxy almost every website 😂

Kevin Beaumont (@GossiTheDog)Tue, 08 Jun 2021 10:44 +0000

Kevin Beaumont (@GossiTheDog)Tue, 21 Jun 2022 07:56 +0000

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congratulations to them

d🦕n (@javroar)Mon, 20 Jun 2022 14:55 +0000

Jan Lehnardt (@janl)Tue, 21 Jun 2022 06:55 +0000

the bread from the mcdonald’s summer menu burger looks more expensive than the whole restaurant omg

laura (@freezydorito)Mon, 20 Jun 2022 19:46 +0000

https://twitter.com/GergelyOrosz/status/1538972677628624897

Full article here: businessinsider.com/amazon-noncomp… I said this before, and will say it again: if you join Amazon, negotiate a higher package so you can pay if they invoke the 18-month non-compete with no pay. Or maybe pass joining, if they don't remove it. twitter.com/GergelyOrosz/s…

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Now that Microsoft is getting rid of their non-compete agreements, it’s worth remembering that Amazon *will* enforce theirs. Anyone taking a job there - esp if a senior one - should budget to get paid above the market to cover 6-12 months of unpaid vacation after leaving Amazon.

twitter.com/Werner/status/…

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Thu, 09 Jun 2022 20:49 +0000

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Mon, 20 Jun 2022 19:52 +0000

One of the myths is how, when companies like Amazon include non-compete agreements in contracts for all employees, they only enforce it for executives. Oh no. Amazon can enforce it for anyone. Like for this L4 software engineer - the lowest level - who tried to join Microsoft:

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Mon, 20 Jun 2022 19:50 +0000

Lots of technical debt occurs because nobody at the time knew how to solve a specific problem or set of related problems. You tend to recognize patterns in a code base or project

Chris Hartjes (@grmpyprogrammer)Mon, 20 Jun 2022 20:05 +0000

Welllll subject to minor corrections, I'm officially Dr. Goodman 😍 Definitely not having an ugly cry with all that release of stress 👀

Dr Tom Goodman 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 (@TauOmicronMu)Thu, 20 Jan 2022 12:33 GMT

Board games taking pride of place at the end of the table 😍

Dr Tom Goodman 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 (@TauOmicronMu)Mon, 20 Jun 2022 19:50 +0000

This is the saddest thing I've ever seen.

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This is a real ad.

Meredith Whittaker (@mer__edith)Mon, 20 Jun 2022 19:54 +0000

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Mon, 20 Jun 2022 20:15 +0000

https://twitter.com/mer__edith/status/1538973607879225344

So odd how she's wearing a lacy, deep-cleavage, spaghetti tank and perfectly blow-dried hair -- and not a 2-week-unwashed sweatshirt w stains on it & a messy topknot, like an actual roommate/friend would.

E.B. Boyd (Liza) (@ebboyd)Mon, 20 Jun 2022 20:04 +0000

https://twitter.com/mer__edith/status/1538974201582866432

"if she's not really sentient, who loves me?"

Meredith Whittaker (@mer__edith)Mon, 20 Jun 2022 20:00 +0000

https://twitter.com/mer__edith/status/1538973607879225344

From sentience to bondage choker in under a week

Meredith Whittaker (@mer__edith)Mon, 20 Jun 2022 19:56 +0000

This is a real ad.

Meredith Whittaker (@mer__edith)Mon, 20 Jun 2022 19:54 +0000

https://twitter.com/simonw/status/1538979287436365824

Tangent to the topic but crypto needs to be reclaimed by Crypto(graphy) instead of Crypto(currency)

positiveblue (@positiveblue2)Mon, 20 Jun 2022 20:39 +0000

She’s a cat???

laura (@freezydorito)Mon, 20 Jun 2022 20:17 +0000

https://twitter.com/freezydorito/status/1538979406089265152

she doesn’t know how to do this should i be concerned

laura (@freezydorito)Mon, 20 Jun 2022 20:23 +0000

https://twitter.com/NickFletcherMP/status/1538898018958725121

You claimed £177,584.00 expenses in year on top of your 80k salary. I'd sit down if I was you.

paul 💙 (@stimmo)Mon, 20 Jun 2022 18:00 +0000

Feels so good to run into a Real forum thread out in the wilds

Endless Dan Moore (@danup)Mon, 20 Jun 2022 05:26 +0000

for father’s day they’re letting all the dads show up to the airport as early as they want. this guy next to me isn’t flying until thursday

Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen)Sun, 19 Jun 2022 21:18 +0000

Trying to use a Mac again properly. It's just so comically bad! A short (though no doubt growing) thread of basic things that Macs can't do. (And, no, I won't be installing random apps to fix Apple's shortcomings.)

Terence Eden (@edent)Mon, 20 Jun 2022 15:43 +0000

Almost every pop star in the 80s and 90s owes their career to Kate Bush because, on her first and only tour in 1979, she and her sound engineer created the first ever live headset out of an old clothes hanger because she needed a way to sing live and dance at the same time.

SHANE REACTION (@imshanereaction)Thu, 16 Jun 2022 09:37 +0000

Once upon a time, I was an heavy practitioner of Conference-Driven Development. I applied to speak at conferences and present technologies I had only prototyped. Again, I'm writing abstracts about tech I'm about to create. I'm thrilled to present this to you in fall.

Matteo Collina (@matteocollina)Mon, 20 Jun 2022 16:04 +0000

https://twitter.com/SethAbramovitch/status/1538533877244841984

fellas is it gay to eat food after breakfast but before lunch?

jv / the house of wills 💰 (@JVeezus)Sun, 19 Jun 2022 14:59 +0000

https://twitter.com/SethAbramovitch/status/1538533877244841984

just how fragile is your masculinity if a meal threatens it

AK Lee 🌈 (@aklee_writes)Sun, 19 Jun 2022 15:13 +0000

https://twitter.com/SethAbramovitch/status/1538533877244841984

This nostalgic throwback to early '80s "Real Men Don't Eat Quiche" style humor has all of Twitter abuzz

James Urbaniak (@JamesUrbaniak)Sun, 19 Jun 2022 17:32 +0000

https://twitter.com/SethAbramovitch/status/1538533877244841984

Hi Seth, I'm the New York Mets beat writer for The Federalist. Can I use your tweet in my article about how some men are insecure with their sexuality to the point that they are afraid of eating food at a certain time? Thanks in advance.

Mark Gooden (@TooGooden17)Sun, 19 Jun 2022 16:40 +0000

https://twitter.com/SethAbramovitch/status/1538533877244841984

If you can be emasculated by a meal were you really that manly to start with?

Allison Floyd (@AllisonRFloyd)Sun, 19 Jun 2022 18:49 +0000

Imma tell you like this: If you can be emasculated by eggs Benedict or a stack of pancakes, then just give up now. You weren't going to make it. Surrender to the abyss of *checks notes* femininity, and suffer the eternal pain of *checks notes* enjoying meals with your family.

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Don’t emasculate your dad with “brunch”

Seth Abramovitch (@SethAbramovitch)Sun, 19 Jun 2022 14:47 +0000

Mekka 💉💉💉🎉 *My Mask Protects You* Okereke (@mekkaokereke)Mon, 20 Jun 2022 15:17 +0000

https://twitter.com/mekkaokereke/status/1538903797816209408

Obligatory: masculinity isn't real. It's just a set of made up, contradictory rules that people, usually men, inflict on themselves, preventing themselves from enjoying many of life's joys, giving themselves lasting trauma, and inflicting that pain on everyone else.

Mekka 💉💉💉🎉 *My Mask Protects You* Okereke (@mekkaokereke)Mon, 20 Jun 2022 15:20 +0000