Whilst I agree wholeheartedly this ship has now sailed. DevOps should be viewed like agile. You don't see agile engineers, you implement agile principals and practices! Hiring a "DevOps engineer" won't suddenly solve all your problems or make you able to deploy 10x a day

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The new sysadmin or the evolution of the sysadmin role. DevOps is not a job title. It is not something one person does or a team does. Following lean and agile principles that allow them to deliver high-quality software, systems in a stable and continuous way.

Michael Cade (@MichaelCade1)Tue, 05 Jul 2022 04:56 +0000

Alistair Hey (@alistair_hey)Tue, 05 Jul 2022 05:14 +0000

If Wolf not friend THEN WHY WOLF DO THING WHEN BELLY RUBS @KnabeWolf

🚑KaiMana™ 👑Lord of the Roark, King of the Leggy (@CertifiedLeggi)Mon, 04 Jul 2022 15:17 +0000

You supported anti-abortion billionaire Rick Caruso for mayor

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“Baby you’re a firework” is a 10 but women in the US have fewer rights than an actual sparkler smh

KATY PERRY (@katyperry)Mon, 04 Jul 2022 09:44 +0000

People’s City Council - Los Angeles (@PplsCityCouncil)Mon, 04 Jul 2022 19:17 +0000

If your company uses Kubernetes, you are likely expending energy on something that doesn't take you towards your mission.

TIL about `which --all`, and thusly I will never be burdened by python environment shenanigans ever again 🙏🏽

kai (they) (@coilysiren)Mon, 04 Jul 2022 23:23 +0000

Nobody will remember: - Your salary - Your fancy title - How ‘busy’ you were - How stressed you were - How many hours you worked People will remember: - Your name - Your works - Your shattered visage - Your trunkless legs

Pavel A. Samsonov (@PavelASamsonov)Sat, 02 Jul 2022 23:48 +0000

Nobody will remember: - Your salary - Your fancy title - How ‘busy’ you were - How stressed you were - How many hours you worked People will remember: - The giant monoliths you have erected to your own majesty - Poems about the monoliths, or at least a few of the good lines

Tim Carmody (@tcarmody)Tue, 05 Jul 2022 01:44 +0000

VividVivka (@VividVivka)Tue, 05 Jul 2022 01:00 +0000

You 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 it's 𝒸𝓊𝓉ℯ to 𝘄𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲 your tweets and usernames 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖜𝖆𝖞. But have you 𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙚𝙙 to what it 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 with assistive technologies like 𝓥𝓸𝓲𝓬𝓮𝓞𝓿𝓮𝓻?

Kent C. Dodds 💿 (@kentcdodds)Wed, 09 Jan 2019 18:49 GMT

Retweeting this again , since I am once again seeing many names with symbols, or tweets with fancy symbols. And I’m actively depressed enough not to care to just ask nicely in DMs.

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You 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 it's 𝒸𝓊𝓉ℯ to 𝘄𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲 your tweets and usernames 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖜𝖆𝖞. But have you 𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙚𝙙 to what it 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 with assistive technologies like 𝓥𝓸𝓲𝓬𝓮𝓞𝓿𝓮𝓻?

Kent C. Dodds 💿 (@kentcdodds)Wed, 09 Jan 2019 18:49 GMT

Cynthia (@MythraWasTaken)Tue, 05 Jul 2022 05:47 +0000

is there a more American phrase than “mass shooting at a July 4th parade”

ya girl (@goldengateblond)Mon, 04 Jul 2022 17:53 +0000

In many ways, this moment of the pandemic feels lonelier than the first two years put together. Virtual options to attend events are largely gone, masks are gone, social distancing is gone. Everyone around me is acting like the pandemic is over, while I'm on year 3 of isolation.

Karl Knights (@Inadarkwood)Sat, 02 Jul 2022 15:11 +0000

I'll say this to anyone not happy with Keir Starmer's stance on Brexit. Some of us don't have the luxury of holding out for a return to the single market or rejoining the EU. Some of us have to choose between heating our homes or feeding our kids. We need a Labour government.

Julia Suzanne 🕷️🍷🌹🇬🇧 (@juliasuzanne76)Mon, 04 Jul 2022 19:22 +0000

being a feminist in 2022 be like

no context Modern Family🌈 (@nocontextmofy)Mon, 04 Jul 2022 20:14 +0000

Sexist hate should not be my, or any woman’s problem. So while I’m on the field my EE #HopeUnited teammate @Daniel_James_97 has pledged to have my back. Let’s make sexist hate #NotHerProblem Check out ee.co.uk/hopeunited

Ellen White (@ellsbells89)Mon, 04 Jul 2022 20:23 +0000

Standup comedians be like "we can't be funny without being racist or transphobic". Meanwhile, this single image is funnier than 12 hours of Dave Chappelle.

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I will never be this funny.

Matthew @SwordsComic (@_mjwills)Sun, 03 Jul 2022 09:43 +0000

matty @ MEGALOS!! | am both shark and goblin (@Gahostan)Mon, 04 Jul 2022 04:16 +0000

Still blows my mind that Elmo, Grover and Kermit were all legitimate, relatively common names before the muppets made it impossible to name your child that. There was a president named Grover! Theodore Roosevelt's son was named Kermit! Now that's truly leaving a mark on culture

SUEDE (@SuedeBlade)Sun, 03 Jul 2022 23:33 +0000

I wish I had a degradation kink because it would’ve made my doctor appointments today so much more bearable

Stanzi ❤️‍🔥 (@stanzipotenza)Thu, 30 Jun 2022 16:04 +0000

one of the big unspoken issues underlying "kink at pride" discourse seems to be that a lot of people assume "kink" is an objective category, and anyone engaging in a "kink" is therefore horny at all times and basically fucking right in front of you

eevee (@eevee)Sun, 23 May 2021 09:37 +0000

Wow, kink shaming is a new low for @peta

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Your dog wouldn’t do this to you—don’t do it to them.

PETA (@peta)Mon, 14 Mar 2022 21:02 GMT

ʝօɦռռʏӼʍǟֆ (@J0hnnyXm4s)Wed, 29 Jun 2022 23:20 +0000

you know your week is gonna be fun after a reorg when you get a bunch of "do you still work on x?" DMs and the best response you can give is "... uhh i think so?"

danielle 🏳️‍🌈 (@endocrimes)Mon, 04 Jul 2022 17:30 +0000

Happy “Independence” Day from me and my reproductive rights.

Jessica Chastain (@jes_chastain)Mon, 04 Jul 2022 14:52 +0000

in the rest of the world we celebrate the day will smith saved the world from aliens

evil maid (@lenazun)Mon, 04 Jul 2022 17:34 +0000

America. Where our freedom to carry guns trumps our freedom to celebrate our freedom.

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Authorities say shooter is still at large -- so neighboring cities are cancelling 4th of July events. twitter.com/BrianEntin/sta…

Brian Entin (@BrianEntin)Mon, 04 Jul 2022 16:59 +0000

Yechiel (@yechielk)Mon, 04 Jul 2022 17:36 +0000

This can be an alternative to fireworks (that is more sustainable and pet-friendly). twitter.com/todd_spence/st…

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Drones creating the Star Trek Enterprise. Insane.

SPENCE, TODD (@Todd_Spence)Sun, 03 Jul 2022 23:44 +0000

Light bulbs (@light_bulbs_net)Mon, 04 Jul 2022 07:41 +0000

Oddly satisfying to rework #Java code to make use of record types. Removed code is good code, I guess 💪. #kcctl🐻 github.com/kcctl/kcctl/co…

Gunnar Morling 🌍 (@gunnarmorling)Mon, 04 Jul 2022 10:42 +0000

Having a wistful cuppa in memory of all that tea that got wasted by being thrown into the sea

Stuart Langridge (@sil)Mon, 04 Jul 2022 14:27 +0000

a lot of adults are really in their feelings because they see a new generation of children being treated with the kindness and respect that they were denied in their own childhoods. it can trigger a “how come they deserve it and i didn’t” reaction, even unconsciously.

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y’all hear “gentle parenting” and think it’s talking to a child in a baby voice until they’re 20 years old, nah bruh just don’t rock bottom Man Man cuz he spilled the Welch’s on the kitchen counter

yeah idc (@itsnotpap)Sun, 03 Jul 2022 13:11 +0000

king crissle (@crissles)Sun, 03 Jul 2022 18:09 +0000

https://twitter.com/POTUS/status/1543949133031084032

I’m so sorry but after decisions of scotus, I can’t celebrate the 4th. I am so terribly sad and afraid for our country. PLEASE do something.

Susan Groenenboom (@pacersq)Mon, 04 Jul 2022 13:27 +0000

https://twitter.com/POTUS/status/1543949133031084032

50% of us just got our rights taken away. Forgive me, but I’m not feeling it. At all. Yeah nothing says sacred better than being told your life is forfeit to a collection of cells. Yeah that screams freedom. 😑

EnragedCyborgSlaveofSatan😂 (@LaCyndee)Mon, 04 Jul 2022 13:30 +0000

The fact that telegram and signal have opposite swipe directions for replies fucks me up every single day 🫠

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Mon, 04 Jul 2022 14:56 +0000

“the only nation on Earth founded based on an idea: that all people are created equal.” Thats such bull shit..So just ignore Haiti?🇭🇹 They were actually founded on equality and anti slavery. I will celebrate them instead💅🏾 twitter.com/potus/status/1…

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The Fourth of July is a sacred day in our country – it's a time to celebrate the goodness of our nation, the only nation on Earth founded based on an idea: that all people are created equal. Make no mistake, our best days still lie ahead.

President Biden (@POTUS)Mon, 04 Jul 2022 13:25 +0000

USSR was 1st to Legalize Abortion (@ComradeKimDawn)Mon, 04 Jul 2022 14:56 +0000

Men just take up a lotta space huh

america's tweetheart (@kalehummus)Mon, 04 Jul 2022 03:55 +0000

If The Deep can be respectful, so can you.

Prime Video (@PrimeVideo)Sun, 03 Jul 2022 18:00 +0000

i just watched a regular show episode chopped into 15 parts on tiktok and the realization that this is the modern age version of watching anime in 20 parts in 240p on youtube got to me so bad just now i got nauseated

☆ lay ☆ (@shiamuz)Sun, 03 Jul 2022 19:16 +0000

dog owners: their name is buddy cat owners: their name is cool ranch dorito

Adam (@adamgreattweet)Sun, 03 Jul 2022 19:02 +0000

https://twitter.com/eddiejaoude/status/1543497248478298113

I don't know if TTCon is a smart or dumb name. It reminds me of chest area's 😆

Lou Creemers (@lovelacecoding)Sun, 03 Jul 2022 20:13 +0000

This last week and a bit we were on holiday in Majorca, staying at the Protur Bonaire in Cala Bona. Because of Covid restrictions, it was to be the boys’ first time outside the UK, their first flights …

A Lithuanian company has created a for-profit training company called Turing College. The word "College" isn't a protected term in most of Europe. Unlike, for example, "University", anyone can call …

I will never be this funny.

Matthew @SwordsComic (@_mjwills)Sun, 03 Jul 2022 09:43 +0000

my main problem with the Bible is I typically don't read fiction written by men

Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_)Sat, 02 Jul 2022 23:49 +0000

https://twitter.com/cperciva/status/1543788720976846852

Corey Quinn (@QuinnyPig)Mon, 04 Jul 2022 02:53 +0000

https://twitter.com/colmmacc/status/1543788359033663489

I wonder what would happen if you started redirecting the bots to HTTPS.

Colin Percival (@cperciva)Mon, 04 Jul 2022 02:48 +0000