New law: if you deny climate change, fuck off, idiot. That’s it. That’s the law.

Mat Ryer (@matryer)Tue, 19 Jul 2022 07:48 +0000

📣 We're very excited to announce our amazing speaker line-up for #DevOpsDaysLondon 2022 🎉 Come join us for an amazing 2 days of talks and open spaces, tickets here: ti.to/devopsdays-lon… #DevOps

DevOpsDays London (@DevOpsDaysLDN)Tue, 12 Jul 2022 14:04 +0000

everyone in my family except me has now had covid *twice* and have non-trivial lasting effects 🫠 kind of hard not to sit around and get progressively more existentially depressed about the future and health of our communities the way things are going

shelley (@codebytere)Tue, 19 Jul 2022 10:37 +0000

Technical writers and bloggers of the tech world, what's something everybody should do/know to get better? I'm trying to get better here and could use your advice 👀🔥

Lou Creemers (@lovelacecoding)Tue, 19 Jul 2022 06:15 +0000

Watching How to Build A Sex Room and the poly couple says they have an “inordinate amount of toys” and it’s all in one fucking dresser and I AM SCREAMING AT THE TELEVISION

buttplug.io 🍑🔌 - Open Source Sex Tech (@buttplugio)Tue, 19 Jul 2022 03:56 +0000

https://twitter.com/scottcisco/status/1548795680084307968

Absolutely. People can watch and love what they want so long as we can recognize the cognitive dissonance in front of us.

Kim Tran (@but_im_kim_tran)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 22:26 +0000

https://twitter.com/but_im_kim_tran/status/1548794555511611392

I loved Ms. Marvel but I definitely was rolling my eyes at this part.

Scott Gerard 🇵🇭 (@scottcisco)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 22:24 +0000

https://twitter.com/DoubleA1242/status/1548804134303715328

Are you somehow of the belief that showing them in a positive way is NOT a political point or message? Because lol

Janee (@Janeelessthan3)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 23:01 +0000

https://twitter.com/but_im_kim_tran/status/1548794555511611392

With the supervisor trying to call off the raid, it also tries to play the whole thing off as not a problem with the system that's been set up, but with a single flawed individual that ignored orders

Chris K (@Kramburglar)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 23:13 +0000

https://twitter.com/but_im_kim_tran/status/1548794555511611392

ಠಿ_ಠ (@SgtSinical)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 22:48 +0000

I really, really enjoyed Ms. Marvel, but, yes, this, absolutely.

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What is copaganda? It's Disney's Ms. Marvel showing us the NYPD protecting a Pakistani girl when in reality the NYPD settled a suit in 2018 because it surveilled 20 mosques, 14 restaurants, 11 stores, two schools and two Muslim student groups in New Jersey alone.

Kim Tran (@but_im_kim_tran)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 22:19 +0000

Greg van Eekhout (@gregvaneekhout)Mon, 18 Jul 2022 19:24 +0000

What is copaganda? It's Disney's Ms. Marvel showing us the NYPD protecting a Pakistani girl when in reality the NYPD settled a suit in 2018 because it surveilled 20 mosques, 14 restaurants, 11 stores, two schools and two Muslim student groups in New Jersey alone.

Kim Tran (@but_im_kim_tran)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 22:19 +0000

OMG our offer just got accepted on a house. 🥹 On Brody’s birthday! A garden for Brody for his birthday! 😭

Cassie Evans (@cassiecodes)Mon, 18 Jul 2022 17:48 +0000

…I just got an unsolicited snack pic. I am confused, but I mean, it’s better than the unsolicited pics I usually get.

Katelyn Bowden (@medus4_cdc)Mon, 18 Jul 2022 17:55 +0000

Well some of us go out to build apps that are much easier to manage and maintain to *try* to avoid legacy. This gets us in to trouble with people who think that the important thing is "going fast" which means they invariably "break things". Unfortunately, they often "break me".

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https://twitter.com/holly_cummins/status/1549050309787500549

"No one ever sets out to build legacy apps." -@ags313 #JBCNConf

Holly Cummins (@holly_cummins)Mon, 18 Jul 2022 15:21 +0000

Paul Johnston - trying to be civil (as a service) (@PaulDJohnston)Mon, 18 Jul 2022 15:23 +0000

[Not googling their campaign contributions] Wow cool

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Following the overturning of Roe v. Wade, Netflix, Disney, Paramount, and Comcast vow to cover travel costs for employees wishing to abort but live in a state where abortion is banned.

Pop Base (@PopBase)Fri, 24 Jun 2022 16:35 +0000

Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein)Sun, 26 Jun 2022 14:56 +0000

if i see one more mf tweet thread that amounts to "here is how i got [new job|raise|promotion] and you can too but actually no because 3/4 of these tips don't work once you exist on >1 or often even 1 axis of marginalization!" i will Lose It

shelley (@codebytere)Thu, 14 Jul 2022 07:51 +0000

I super don't think anyone should be registering themselves as nonbinary with the state, tbh, and I think generally our activism for all issues around gender should shift from "correct gender on identification" to "no gender on identification"

Damianne, tweetin (@DamianneTweets)Sat, 02 Jul 2022 16:08 +0000

Company: "competitive salary" The salary: 1/5 of your current salary

Alistair Hey (@alistair_hey)Mon, 18 Jul 2022 15:34 +0000

relatedly, I will never not enjoy the fact I can just hit a lil json endpoint on my home network to get this info instantly

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Already generated 20kWh on the solar panels today. Internet reckons the average fan left running 24/7 uses just about 1kWh. TIME TO BLAST EM

Joe (@jna_sh)Mon, 18 Jul 2022 15:32 +0000

Joe (@jna_sh)Mon, 18 Jul 2022 15:35 +0000

https://twitter.com/jna_sh/status/1549055350300721153

doubly so because that is not documented by the device manufacturer, who will sell you premium access to their API, so I can pay for the same data once it's sent from my home to their cloud.

Joe (@jna_sh)Mon, 18 Jul 2022 15:36 +0000

https://twitter.com/hankchizljaw/status/1548937962628546560

Buy my ebook, “hit your goals in the heat”, which I wrote and published this morning, for £9.99

Andy Bell (@hankchizljaw)Mon, 18 Jul 2022 08:47 +0000

grifters today be like: #Heat is just a hurdle for your hustle. Don’t let it jostle with your journey 🫠🤩🥰 14 tips for devs who sweat 🧵👇

Andy Bell (@hankchizljaw)Mon, 18 Jul 2022 07:45 +0000

https://twitter.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/1548731332766961665

So almost 400 "good guys with guns" were unwilling to even try to stop him, but arming a single teacher in a classroom is going to solve the problem. This has gone beyond psychosis.

🐝JustPam (@genteelhart)Mon, 18 Jul 2022 01:18 +0000

I first learned about the Tulsa massacre watching Watchmen. I first learned about the Partition watching Ms. Marvel. Both were major events in the last 100 years. It’s sad and a little embarrassing that television had to fill in for the shortcomings of my history textbooks.

Chris Hicks (@WriteChrisWrite)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 15:04 +0000

I see "regulated" as an excuse for bad process entirely too often. I've worked in regulated environments. Auditors were perfectly happy with TDD tests as specs & git logs as an audit trail. You don't need bureaucratic process & artifacts & heavyweight surveillance tools like Jira

Allen Holub (@allenholub)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 19:53 +0000

marvel fans when their girlfriend has a crossover with another woman in the bedroom

penis genious (@starfader)Mon, 18 Jul 2022 04:08 +0000

https://twitter.com/starfader/status/1548882438188781568

How many postcoital scenes are in this one?

Mało znany Żanklod Gundam (@The_Siemek)Mon, 18 Jul 2022 06:45 +0000

https://twitter.com/MayoIsSpicyy/status/1548705689601654785

Anyone who uses "woke" as an insult is likely a bigot.

Grae Hall (@HallGrae)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 16:34 +0000

Being woke is the opposite of being an asshole.

Mayo 🌻 (@MayoIsSpicyy)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 16:26 +0000

The crazy thing about Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez getting married is that the wife of a Supreme Court Justice participated in a coup with a former president and neither have been arrested for seditious conspiracy yet

Danica (@skubydoo25)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 18:43 +0000

U see this??? @Sethrogen

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Play as Homelander in this GTA V mod 🔥 🎮 JulioNIB

GAMINGbible (@gamingbible)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 14:00 +0000

The Chosen One : I 💖 YOU FRESHIE 4EVER (@KiDCuDi)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 17:26 +0000

Play as Homelander in this GTA V mod 🔥 🎮 JulioNIB

GAMINGbible (@gamingbible)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 14:00 +0000

in love with antony starr’s facial expressions as homelander. the talent…

kaz (@myvillaneve)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 19:25 +0000

disorienting times

Matt Buechele (@mattbooshell)Fri, 15 Jul 2022 15:27 +0000

what. in the world. is happening here

Ada Powers is hirable (@mspowahs)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 09:51 +0000

In more “country totally prepared for hot weather” news: Blackpool Victoria Hospital has propped its doors open to keep the building cool, but now the hospital is full of seagulls 🏥🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦

Hannah Al-Othman (@HannahAlOthman)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 19:33 +0000

AWS is not about paying for what you use, it’s about paying for what you forgot to turn off.

Michael Krakovskiy (@deadprogrammer)Wed, 24 Apr 2019 04:26 +0000

https://twitter.com/tamalama67/status/1548491907101126656

My common response is “because I work with COVID patients and I’m trying to protect you”

Pro Bodily Autonomy Stinky Baby Toes (@mother_runner5)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 04:27 +0000

Angry woman asked me why I'm "wearing that piece of garbage on my face" and I said "because I love you and want you to be ok". It turns out telling angry strangers you love them makes them quiet. Mental note to self.

Tammy (@tamalama67)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 02:16 +0000

me: when I was your age a paperclip named Clippy would help me write letters to my friends kid: sure grandpa let’s get u to bed

Josh Trebach, MD (@jtrebach)Sat, 16 Jul 2022 04:45 +0000

Passengers: Why is this airplane wifi is so slow? The engineer in Seat 22D: rm -rf node_modules && npm install

Kelly Vaughn (@kvlly)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 14:35 +0000

Security friends: what’s the best method to scan a network to check for devices? worried about potential undisclosed cameras. I downloaded an app called “Fing”, but wonder if there are any other better simpler solutions. Planned on going to any unnamed ip’s to check for gateways

rachel (@ohhoe)Sat, 16 Jul 2022 18:29 +0000

THE 7 SECRETS OF HIGHLY SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE 1. Private school 2. Legacy Ivy admission 3. Nepotism hire 4. Seed capital from family 5. Family network 6. Personal assistance 7. Strong belief they're 'self-made'

Ethics in Bricks (@EthicsInBricks)Mon, 18 Jul 2022 06:10 +0000