7 days turned 18 days in London almost turned me into a Londoner. *Almost*.

Pauline P. Narvas ⭐️ (@paulienuh)Wed, 20 Jul 2022 09:51 +0000

https://twitter.com/paulienuh/status/1549693421140549634

did you tut at someone for not standing on the right on an escalator? That's the point you know you are now a Londoner

Zachary Powell 🥑 (@devwithzachary)Wed, 20 Jul 2022 09:55 +0000

https://twitter.com/devwithzachary/status/1549694457464881152

OHHH that's why people were giving me dirty looks

Pauline P. Narvas ⭐️ (@paulienuh)Wed, 20 Jul 2022 09:56 +0000

it sucks that there are no child-centric, non-monetized areas online anymore. when i was young there were dozens of sites that just had games and quizzes and dolls and it was all free. the disney channel website had 100 flash games and i spent days and days on neopets

cait (@punished_cait)Mon, 18 Jul 2022 13:59 +0000

Working on some attack patterns and using my dog as a reference👽

Erik Skog (@erikskog_)Tue, 19 Jul 2022 22:25 +0000

Elon Musk is Immortan Joe Likes cars Worshiped as a God by fanatics who also like cars Hoards wealth Mistreats subordinates Has a bunch of kids with women he has control over Has a weird pale body

fmafra (@fmafra)Wed, 20 Jul 2022 08:39 +0000

Two devastating questions from the five year old today: “Are cats made of meat?” and “Why do things exist?”

Hank Green (@hankgreen)Mon, 18 Jul 2022 01:13 +0000

Mixed laterality since 1968

I’m leaving my role as the Product Lead for the Go Language at Google. I’m super proud of everything the Go team has accomplished in the last six years, and I’ve never been more excited for Go’s future. Read on if you’re interested in what led me to my decision, what I’ll be doing next, and what I’ll miss about my time at Google. Go has been my passion for the past 10 years Ten years ago, I used Go for the first time.

https://twitter.com/taylor_atx/status/1549405390605017088

when I get on a stage, it is a known thing that a portion of the audience will take what I say next at less value than the dude before me. sharing my background is important. (and we wonder why I don’t really want to keep speaking as much as I used to…)

Taylor Barnett (@taylor_atx)Tue, 19 Jul 2022 14:48 +0000

tell me you are a male tech speaker without telling me you are a male tech speaker

Taylor Barnett (@taylor_atx)Tue, 19 Jul 2022 14:46 +0000

if you’re hot, they’re hot. bring them inside

🌙 𝚗𝚘 𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚑 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚓𝚞𝚞𝚕 (@alohacatss)Tue, 19 Jul 2022 04:51 +0000

The slow motion disaster of monkeypox is being greatly increased in irony by the fact that we are still in the middle of the previous total failure of public health policy. twitter.com/peoplesoracle/…

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CDC.gov says that clothing of monkeypox infected people should be laundered separately from the rest of the household. And that if you don't have in-house private laundry you should contact your public health officials for how to clean your clothes. 🤔

The People's Oracle (@PeoplesOracle)Tue, 19 Jul 2022 15:51 +0000

Laurie Voss (@seldo)Wed, 20 Jul 2022 04:06 +0000

Never let anyone ruin your day. Ruin theirs first.

juan (@jaynizaay)Tue, 19 Jul 2022 17:18 +0000

I'm gonna tell late night twitter two secrets: 1) Good speakers practice a lot. A lot. Sitting, standing, with their remote. Without their remote. With a timer. A lot. 2) I don't know a single tech conference speaker who doesn't get nervous.

Aja ❤️💜💙 (@the_thagomizer)Wed, 20 Jul 2022 05:32 +0000

i hope they keep doing what they are doing

best of the boys (@archivetheboys)Tue, 19 Jul 2022 14:31 +0000

https://twitter.com/thinkerjquaid/status/1549402642077679617

It's a different trio in every pic

Yoda Bro (@Jx2John)Tue, 19 Jul 2022 20:30 +0000

https://twitter.com/archivetheboys/status/1549401441596473346

I like how hughie progressively looks less and less concerned with each shot

jamo_jnr (@half_enginee)Tue, 19 Jul 2022 15:54 +0000

Word of the Day: FORWALLOWED (adj.) worn out from a restless night’s sleep

Haggard Hawks 🦅 (@HaggardHawks)Wed, 20 Jul 2022 06:00 +0000

theboystv admin big prediction for S4 is that there will be a trunk shot

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i hope they keep doing what they are doing

best of the boys (@archivetheboys)Tue, 19 Jul 2022 14:31 +0000

THE BOYS (@TheBoysTV)Wed, 20 Jul 2022 06:06 +0000

Someone on Tinder asked what I was looking for, and I said the six opossums I’ve been feeding need a father figure, and I think he thinks I’m kidding about the opossums part but I’m actually kidding about the father figure part. 😅

the apocalypse, but make it fashion. ✨ (@ElleArmageddon)Wed, 20 Jul 2022 06:31 +0000

Ouch (@ou1ch)Tue, 19 Jul 2022 04:04 +0000

I put on Lego Movie 2 for our kids yesterday and my two oldest have done nothing but build creatively since then. 10/10. Would do again.

Katie Richards (@KJRichards)Sat, 16 Jul 2022 20:58 +0000

i be checkin my phone like someone care bout me lol

CHRIS 🏂 (@morechriis)Tue, 19 Jul 2022 01:48 +0000

MAN ITS TIME!!!

Caramel skin ass dude! (@deep_dab)Mon, 18 Jul 2022 23:17 +0000

https://twitter.com/kylekinane/status/1549461975448821760

Comedians stop crying 'I'm being canceled' any time someone criticizes you challenge

Steve Hofmann (@TheHof24)Tue, 19 Jul 2022 19:48 +0000

Depression and anxiety are friends of ADHD. And let me tell you, they’re unkind. #DevOpsDays #MentalHealth

Chris Short 🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@ChrisShort)Tue, 19 Jul 2022 18:23 +0000

The Dark Knight hit theaters 14 years ago today. Harvey Dent not knowing who the Joker is until he took of his mask is iconic @LightsCameraPod

Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports)Mon, 18 Jul 2022 16:10 +0000

Me everytime the Joker say a sentence so he won’t kill me 😂

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If rent in Gotham was 300 a month for a 3 bedroom would u move there?

ً (@hellfiresbyers)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 18:31 +0000

KaRon 🙏🏾 (@Dat_Dude_Graham)Tue, 19 Jul 2022 12:23 +0000

https://twitter.com/hellfiresbyers/status/1548737138681909249

Donyarus Gray (@suraynod)Mon, 18 Jul 2022 18:19 +0000

https://twitter.com/jon_negron_/status/1549226663141163009

Imagine not being able to go out for a late night swim

8/24 MAMBAFOREVER (@manu_11663)Tue, 19 Jul 2022 16:09 +0000

https://twitter.com/hellfiresbyers/status/1548737138681909249

jønathan ‎✪ (@jon_negron_)Tue, 19 Jul 2022 02:56 +0000

https://twitter.com/cjayjanaye/status/1549051092113436673

🤣🤣 imagine u getting ready for bed and Joker blowing shit up on a Wednesday night

क 🅽🅻🅾🆅🅴 (@vlonekai_)Mon, 18 Jul 2022 15:42 +0000

https://twitter.com/hellfiresbyers/status/1548737138681909249

renter insurance gone be out the ass cause you gotta worry about batman throwing a mf through the living room window every other week

lil love. (@cjayjanaye)Mon, 18 Jul 2022 15:18 +0000

https://twitter.com/hellfiresbyers/status/1548737138681909249

Fuck no, I smoke pot. I’ll be thinking I’m scoring some good pot and end up with a broken back, bleeding out in an alley because some militarized rich dude and his child soldiers refuses to get therapy

i agree with gaydicks420 (@HotdogWaterDunn)Mon, 18 Jul 2022 04:08 +0000

If rent in Gotham was 300 a month for a 3 bedroom would u move there?

ً (@hellfiresbyers)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 18:31 +0000

Me gassin up the Joker’s corny lines when he takes my job hostage so he lets me go

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Weezy F Baby and the F is for Ford F-150 (@justin_time_95)Tue, 19 Jul 2022 10:41 +0000

Me after Batman breaks both my legs for sharing my Netflix password but let’s The Joker live after blowing up a hospital

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ً (@hellfiresbyers)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 18:31 +0000

Tiger Style P (@Indiana_GP)Tue, 19 Jul 2022 03:21 +0000

me in the mailroom with the joker so he don’t fuck my shit up

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Hipless Romantic🇹🇹 (@thechub_b_w)Tue, 19 Jul 2022 02:26 +0000

When Batman falls into one of Joker’s traps again but idgaf cause I got work in the morning:

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ً (@hellfiresbyers)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 18:31 +0000

⚜️ △⃒⃘ (@imsoshive_)Tue, 19 Jul 2022 02:07 +0000

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1549316951272554496

🙊

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Tue, 19 Jul 2022 08:55 +0000