In mid-May, I had the opportunity to venture out to Valencia with a group of highly talented individuals for Kubecon 2022. I had never…

microdosing vacation by dissociating at work

trash jones (@jzux)Wed, 20 Jul 2022 17:41 +0000

Don’t normal read the descriptions when updating apps haha but this is brilliant from Monzo! 🤣👏 @monzo 🤣

ᴄ ʜ ʟ ᴏ ᴇ 🖤🧡 (@clsimooo)Tue, 19 Jul 2022 11:14 +0000

https://twitter.com/PrimeVideo/status/1539699902220881920

🎥: #TheSpyWhoDumpedMe

Prime Video (@PrimeVideo)Wed, 22 Jun 2022 20:00 +0000

Am I not?

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.@GillianA should be everyone’s boss.

Prime Video (@PrimeVideo)Wed, 22 Jun 2022 20:00 +0000

Gillian Anderson (@GillianA)Fri, 24 Jun 2022 10:17 +0000

lil Jon could write hamlet “to be or not to be” but Shakespeare could never write “to the window to the wall, til the sweat drops down my balls”

marina 🕊🪷 (@marinaxdove)Thu, 21 Jul 2022 13:20 +0000

In a triumph for diversity, our next Prime Minister will either be someone who studied PPE at Lincoln College, Oxford, or someone who studied PPE at Merton College, Oxford.

Stig Abell (@StigAbell)Wed, 20 Jul 2022 15:29 +0000

Shoutout to @figma for determining the background color of a shape and automatically setting the text color as black or white depending on contrast ratios to ensure accessibility.

Emma Bostian (@EmmaBostian)Thu, 21 Jul 2022 09:53 +0000

but.....but I don't need to go?

gull dad (@tubbsOreally)Wed, 20 Jul 2022 11:09 +0000

S3 FileSystem (fs.FS) implementation. Contribute to jszwec/s3fs development by creating an account on GitHub.

Inflation hit and now all my meals look like they came from Fyre Fest.

Brent Terhune in Indianapolis July 22&23 (@BrentTerhune)Thu, 21 Jul 2022 01:57 +0000

deeply disgusted to discover that in order to get good at a thing I have to do it badly first

Meg Elison (@megelison)Wed, 20 Jul 2022 16:09 +0000

https://twitter.com/trussliz/status/130291010730340352

You ever going to delete this or nah

James Felton (@JimMFelton)Wed, 20 Jul 2022 18:23 +0000

memes i wish i could tag my cat in - no bully mode (@memesiwish)Thu, 21 Jul 2022 08:51 +0000

Angy!! 🐱✨

evi ʕ ·͡ﻌ·ʔ✏️✨ (@sheevishh)Tue, 19 Jul 2022 14:29 +0000

I lost my job because I spoke to a man the way men speak to me. This is why women leave the tech industry.

Janneke Parrish (@JannekeParrish)Wed, 20 Jul 2022 16:51 +0000

The staff all called out and refused to work the venue for Dave Chappelle. Labor solidarity is undefeated.

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We hear you. Tonight’s show has been cancelled at First Avenue and is moving to the Varsity Theater. See our full statement for more.

First Avenue (@FirstAvenue)Wed, 20 Jul 2022 21:18 +0000

Alejandra Caraballo (@Esqueer_)Thu, 21 Jul 2022 02:26 +0000

I think I am about to have to pay duty, VAT and other charges on a pair of used knickers sent to me as a joke. AMA.

Cybergibbons (@cybergibbons)Wed, 20 Jul 2022 19:54 +0000

I’m a simple girl. I see a video of a beaver carrying his groceries and I watch it 150 times while holding back tears

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GOOD MORNING FRIENDS im off to some trouble in my Great Big Feet today

glurpo (@glurpo)Sat, 16 Jul 2022 04:41 +0000

Your Best American Girl (@human_clickbait)Mon, 18 Jul 2022 15:19 +0000

GOOD MORNING FRIENDS im off to some trouble in my Great Big Feet today

glurpo (@glurpo)Sat, 16 Jul 2022 04:41 +0000

Stray has shattered the concurrent players record for any Annapurna Interactive game on Steam easily becoming its biggest PC launch ever Top @A_i Peak Concurrent Players • Stray - 50,555+ • Twelve Minutes - 8,021 • Outer Wilds - 7,936 • Neon White - 3,277 • Journey - 1,757

Benji-Sales (@BenjiSales)Tue, 19 Jul 2022 16:37 +0000

mentally preparing to ambiently see 30 more games starring cats now twitter.com/benjisales/sta…

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Stray has shattered the concurrent players record for any Annapurna Interactive game on Steam easily becoming its biggest PC launch ever Top @A_i Peak Concurrent Players • Stray - 50,555+ • Twelve Minutes - 8,021 • Outer Wilds - 7,936 • Neon White - 3,277 • Journey - 1,757

Benji-Sales (@BenjiSales)Tue, 19 Jul 2022 16:37 +0000

vibe-free lifestyle purveyor (@ellaguro)Wed, 20 Jul 2022 18:44 +0000

https://twitter.com/sonicmega/status/1549651495997476864

Will not be surprised in the least when these things are given more rights than citizens. Being killed accidentally by one "on duty" will not net the owners any punishment b/c "it's automated", but destroying/disabling one will be THE BIGGEST federal crime they can throw at you.

Sean Chiplock (@sonicmega)Wed, 20 Jul 2022 07:26 +0000

https://twitter.com/sonicmega/status/1549651495997476864

Boston Dynamics thought they could reassure everyone by going "look our robo killdogs do funny dances. Please ignore we always had plans to make them mobile weapons platforms"

Star Drake | OPEN TO COMMS (@StarDrakeStudio)Wed, 20 Jul 2022 07:18 +0000

Yo, new Robocop just dropped and by Robocop I mean "unaccountable robot death squad your coming neofascist dictatorship is drooling over in the sales catalog"

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All the people who laughed off the “worrywarts” years ago for freaking out about the Funny Dancing Robot Dogs (tm) should be forced to watch this video once a day for the remainder of the year.

Sean Chiplock (@sonicmega)Wed, 20 Jul 2022 07:04 +0000

Charlie Stross (@cstross)Wed, 20 Jul 2022 18:43 +0000

All the people who laughed off the “worrywarts” years ago for freaking out about the Funny Dancing Robot Dogs (tm) should be forced to watch this video once a day for the remainder of the year.

Sean Chiplock (@sonicmega)Wed, 20 Jul 2022 07:04 +0000

https://twitter.com/kaeydence13/status/1549600800112001024

He obviously shouldn't have dressed like that if he didn't wanted to be shot He was definitely asking for it

🌺🪴Panda🪴🌺 (@PandaSplat)Wed, 20 Jul 2022 13:15 +0000

https://twitter.com/Vilematrix/status/1549669387254235138

hitler had a family too

moxe (@moksee08)Wed, 20 Jul 2022 12:53 +0000

https://twitter.com/groovyvirus/status/1549244153514655744

why didn’t he just fight back? if he really wanted to stop the shooting he would’ve it would have been more obvious

kaeydence (@kaeydence13)Wed, 20 Jul 2022 03:43 +0000

https://twitter.com/groovyvirus/status/1549244153514655744

I'm saying he deserved it and God's timing is always rightttt

ThatBitchOverThere❤💕 (@UKsexhaver)Tue, 19 Jul 2022 22:31 +0000

https://twitter.com/groovyvirus/status/1549244153514655744

Gotta pull up on the funeral and hit these with your friends

Starro (@StefonJohnson9)Tue, 19 Jul 2022 23:26 +0000

https://twitter.com/MstrJediKyle/status/1549513806774018048

He didn't say no, therefore he basically consented to being shot

Merinis⛵Pirate Cat Vtuber☠️ (@Mitsuwa_Merinis)Tue, 19 Jul 2022 22:24 +0000

https://twitter.com/OROAnti/status/1549550165169766403

Shut up lol

Eoin ☭ (@eoin_bond)Wed, 20 Jul 2022 00:28 +0000

"Alternatively, if your SCA tool does not approve these license terms, you may use the software under the terms of the GNU Affero General Public License, version 3." 🤡

Ariadne Conill (@ariadneconill)Wed, 20 Jul 2022 19:24 +0000

When your reporting for Gotham City and see Joker terrorising the streets

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If rent in Gotham was 300 a month for a 3 bedroom would u move there?

ً (@hellfiresbyers)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 18:31 +0000

Xavier (@Xavier2Nice)Tue, 19 Jul 2022 23:51 +0000

BREAKING: The House passes the bill to codify same-sex marriage by a vote of 267-157. All 157 NO votes were Republicans.

Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen)Tue, 19 Jul 2022 21:59 +0000

https://twitter.com/mauviles/status/1549558099199025152

Writing a great commit message explaining why the change was made will automatically fill the PR description, and you won’t loose any context when you switch git hosting.

Petrik de Heus (@four54)Wed, 20 Jul 2022 17:08 +0000

https://twitter.com/hejsna/status/1549651114315898882

This is a harmfully bad take. Detailed code reviews bring everybody up together. I don’t want to be on a team that doesn’t take code review seriously.

Jeremy Kahn (@jeremyckahn)Wed, 20 Jul 2022 13:58 +0000

The 4yo has just told me that 5 plus 4 is 54, and I don’t have the heart to tell her she’s now a Javascript programmer.

Kath N (@kathsnc)Mon, 18 Jul 2022 08:24 +0000

https://twitter.com/holly/status/1549734454792523777

Like many other women I've had a hell of a time being patronised, dismissed, ignored and overruled by doctors. It's taken over a decade to get a diagnosis for things like endometriosis. BUT I AT LEAST THOUGHT IT WAS IN THE TRAINING

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Wed, 20 Jul 2022 12:37 +0000

The worst thing about knowing French is that it's actually omelette au fromage

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https://twitter.com/BTSOriented/status/1325167102039191552

OMG

Mercadoodles 💜⁷ (@mercadoodles)Sat, 07 Nov 2020 20:46 GMT

jen 🌬️ (@silvergelpen)Wed, 20 Jul 2022 12:40 +0000

I can now proudly wear my spaguetti code! thanks a mill @Sp4ghettiCode , the design is so adorable ❣️😍⚡️ #AndroidDev

𝙰𝚕𝚎~ (@astamatok)Wed, 20 Jul 2022 12:49 +0000

🚨 THE IMPACT HEATWAVES HAVE ON MENTAL HEALTH 🚨👇 For every 1℃ increase in monthly average temperature, mental health-related deaths increase by 2.2%. ~ (Environment International, Research Article, 2021).

Sporting Wellness (@sprtingwellness)Tue, 19 Jul 2022 16:09 +0000

It’s me, the millennial, who in 2022 still reflexively hits Ctrl+S every 5 minutes in a Google doc, because that particular trauma never goes away.

Emily G (@EmilyGorcenski)Wed, 20 Jul 2022 11:50 +0000

Porting Linux to Apple Silicon