First they came for the firestarters and I did not speak out, for I was not a twisted firestarter…

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Equality Act 2010: Who is covered by disability law? Regulations specifically exclude the following conditions: • tendencies to set fires

teacup 🇪🇺 (@teacup)Sat, 19 Sep 2015 19:56 +0000

Terence Eden (@edent)Sat, 19 Sep 2015 20:16 +0000

Adult friendships be like “I miss you bro, let's hang out in November".

max〽️ (@Maxthepapi)Sat, 17 Sep 2022 06:25 +0000

Here’s a little reminder in honor of Bi Visibility Week 💕

Amanda ✨ should be revising (@awishwrites)Sat, 17 Sep 2022 15:45 +0000

https://twitter.com/jayforeman/status/1571750017635094528

mobile.twitter.com/iarentspartacu… it's just what she'd have wanted 🤔

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It'll be a difficult wank admittedly....

Rob C (@iarentspartacus)Sat, 17 Sep 2022 13:08 +0000

Kev S (@kevjs1982)Mon, 19 Sep 2022 06:40 +0000

https://twitter.com/iarentspartacus/status/1571124052059881480

An opportunity for the Nation to come together over the Queen.

Steve Morrison (@chopper32)Sun, 18 Sep 2022 09:09 +0000

https://twitter.com/iarentspartacus/status/1571124052059881480

It’s okay, if you click it you’ll see it’s just cosplay of the queen pretending to be “stuck”

Malachi (@cooper12278)Sun, 18 Sep 2022 17:43 +0000

thats called having friends you weirdo

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My best life decision was to build a Personal Board of Advisors. Everyone should have one. Here's my process to get started:

MATT GRAY (@matt_gray_)Sat, 17 Sep 2022 12:09 +0000

0xbee (@bee_sec_san)Sat, 17 Sep 2022 18:21 +0000

It'll be a difficult wank admittedly....

Rob C (@iarentspartacus)Sat, 17 Sep 2022 13:08 +0000

I hate explanations that are like, 'People won't accept new behavioral norms in the name of public health because of centuries-old psychocultural commitments'. Bro, these same people stopped smoking in restaurants in the 90s.

Justin Feldman (@jfeldman_epi)Sun, 18 Sep 2022 14:59 +0000

Society: “autistic people do not understand hierarchies”. Me: *knows that hierarchies exist and understands how they operate, but doesn’t value them and doesn’t believe any human is: a) more important than another; or b) should mistreat/exploit those “lower down” the hierarchy*.

Callum Stephen (He/Him) (@AutisticCallum_)Fri, 16 Sep 2022 16:33 +0000

Personally I am looking forward to tomorrow when we go back to debt, fuel crisis and our international relations disaster and all the thousands who stood in line for hours sit at home saying “nothing we can do to change it “

Stella (@RisuToInu)Mon, 19 Sep 2022 07:45 +0000

Wow. Appreciate the honesty... I think?

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A woman on the news just said that viewing the queen was better than having her children.

The Grit (@theGrit_music)Mon, 19 Sep 2022 07:24 +0000

We are Childfree (@WeareChildfree)Mon, 19 Sep 2022 07:49 +0000

“I think it’s the best thing I’ve ever done in my life, even having my children [who she then names, to ensure maximum damage]”

Tom Williams (@shirleymush)Mon, 19 Sep 2022 07:39 +0000

15 years from now some therapist is gettin’ PAID.

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“I think it’s the best thing I’ve ever done in my life, even having my children [who she then names, to ensure maximum damage]”

Tom Williams (@shirleymush)Mon, 19 Sep 2022 07:39 +0000

Tokyo Sexwhale (@tokyosexwhale)Mon, 19 Sep 2022 07:47 +0000

The governor has declared a state of emergency and asked all Californians to not run `npm install` between 4 PM and 9 PM today in an effort to save energy.

isha (@ikasliwal)Wed, 07 Sep 2022 22:27 +0000

¡GTA 6 LEAKED GAMEPLAY! #GTA6 #gta6leaked #gaming

Jones (@TheAgentJones)Sun, 18 Sep 2022 05:51 +0000

Someone made a first person mod, wow this is amazing

Khamar Sinclair (@KhamarSinclair)Sat, 17 Sep 2022 19:15 +0000

I can do anything, as long as there’s a looming deadline and serious consequences.

Artform. (@LolaSalehu)Tue, 13 Sep 2022 06:48 +0000

JK Rowling furious to hear monarch has transitioned to a man

The Chaser (@chaser)Fri, 09 Sep 2022 00:11 +0000

Australia has declared war on software engineering

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PSA: As of today, Australia has 5 time zones once again. Apologies in advance to our overseas friends trying to make sense of this temporal anarchy.

Maz Jovanovich (@maz_jovanovich)Sun, 03 Oct 2021 04:47 +0000

Adriana Porter Felt (@__apf__)Mon, 04 Oct 2021 01:00 +0000

We do a lot of "pushing through" and "getting to the finish line" and "after this, I can rest" and then we wonder why everyone is so tired and disheartened or burned out and stops loving the things they used to love.

Ada Limón (@adalimon)Fri, 16 Sep 2022 13:38 +0000

:bird: A GitHub action to tweet from a repository. Contribute to twitter-together/action development by creating an account on GitHub.

I’m 31, I have dyslexia, dyspraxia, ADHD, no degree & I work in tech as a DevOps Engineer. Whether you decide to code or not, no matter your uniqueness or identity, there’s a role in tech for you to flourish. Let this be your sign & make the switch! 👩🏾‍💻✨

Jennifer Opal (@_jenniferopal)Wed, 19 Jan 2022 05:52 GMT

Practice your Go movements 🥋. Contribute to jreisinger/gokatas development by creating an account on GitHub.

oh you think your therapist is “helping” you?? the person who financially benefits off your trauma???? i think not!!

𝐒𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐚🔪 (@tinywienerbabe)Sun, 18 Sep 2022 03:55 +0000

This is what’s ultimately really scary about these tantrums people are throwing. They’re reminders that there’s just so much work left to do and we’re not doing as well as we think.

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Louder for those in back

Jerry James Stone (@jerryjamesstone)Fri, 16 Sep 2022 13:06 +0000

kat (@zkat__)Sun, 18 Sep 2022 04:26 +0000

Louder for those in back

Jerry James Stone (@jerryjamesstone)Fri, 16 Sep 2022 13:06 +0000

Speaking of avengers, I think about how many years of storytelling they did just to have it climax in the 2 minutes of endgame when everyone came back, and Cap called Mjolnir and said “avengers, assemble”. I sobbed in the theater and my eyes will still leak watching it now.

Tim Banks is a little pear-shaped thing (@elchefe)Sun, 18 Sep 2022 00:12 +0000

https://twitter.com/Caleb_Speak/status/1571347008564396032

So QEII has passed and suddenly they find it in their hearts to let people sleep on trains. Why? Because they’re the undeserving poor. The deserving poor though? Those bastards can sleep in the rain and fight for scraps till they’re ready to work.

Caleb Moses (@Caleb_Speak)Sun, 18 Sep 2022 03:57 +0000

I thought they put the queen in a glass coffin for a proper spectacle, but no, people are lining up just to see some old broad's box

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AWARE OF BISEXUAL pleas pet bisexual

Pumpkin Spice Lindsey (@lindseybieda)Sun, 18 Sep 2022 04:48 +0000

it’s bisexual awareness week so everyone be vigilant, they could be lurking anywhere. stay safe

leo thee afro-krakoan (@lefthandedhater)Sat, 17 Sep 2022 20:39 +0000

https://twitter.com/willieb4/status/1571259546798100482

bro missed an unforgettable moment that will never come back to disrupt other countries and ruin poor peoples lives to make a few men more rich than they already are 💀

Biological Chronicle X (@ARGABYON)Sat, 17 Sep 2022 23:45 +0000

life is full of horrors but sometimes you see a baby hummingbird sipping from a raspberry

Owl! at the Library 😴🧙‍♀️ (@SketchesbyBoze)Sat, 17 Sep 2022 16:34 +0000

judge: do you swear to speak the truth and nothing but the truth me: yes judge: who do you like me: omg dare

unintentionelle (@ellewasamistake)Sat, 17 Sep 2022 14:29 +0000

The push to return to normal is also depressing when you consider how counter-revolutionary it is to want a pre 2020 life back instead of viewing the pandemic’s disruption of stasis as a portal into a new world built around keeping all of us safe, fed, housed, cared for, free.

Han Olliver (@hanolliver)Fri, 16 Sep 2022 00:13 +0000

george clooney & julia roberts did more for romcoms and romantic chemistry in this single vanity fair interview than any romcom has done in the last decade

🍍francesca🍍 (@francescaaahhhh)Fri, 16 Sep 2022 00:53 +0000

While today, in Europe and North America, the chattering classes are obsessing over two 'oppressed' rich people called Harry and Meghan, this is the scene at a charity food bank in the capital city of the world's fifth richest country. A queue one mile long.

Ragged Trousered Philanderer (@RaggedTP)Tue, 09 Mar 2021 22:59 GMT

A shark fitted with a GPS tracker drew a shark in the Atlantic.

Jeff Barnaby (@tripgore)Sat, 17 Sep 2022 13:34 +0000

The Church of England will mobilise more resources and extend more effort in two weeks on the death of one individual than they have for the homeless of this country in two decades.

Jimmy the carpenter Ⓥ (@diggerjimmy)Sat, 10 Sep 2022 09:15 +0000

https://twitter.com/MissDSays/status/1571038783818313728

Why do people who have made the conscious decision to join a queue which they know will last at least 20 hours need a blanket? Why would they not have come prepared with their own blankets?

kaycee (@kaycB2805)Sat, 17 Sep 2022 12:19 +0000

https://twitter.com/MissDSays/status/1571038783818313728

Train carriages are being provided so "mourners" can sleep in them if they miss their last train home. It's unconscionable.

Nico Reznick 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇪🇺🌍 (@NicoReznick)Sat, 17 Sep 2022 13:30 +0000

https://twitter.com/MissDSays/status/1571038783818313728

This guy was blocked by the church of England for saying this

AreYouSureAboutThat (@Whirleysloth)Sat, 17 Sep 2022 13:19 +0000

https://twitter.com/MissDSays/status/1571038783818313728

Have you seen the videos of the police moving the homeless along to clean up the streets to prepare for the funeral. It happens before any significant event in London

Oonagh Kelleher 🧡DDSL #Antiracist MCCT 🇮🇪♥️ (@OonaghKelleher)Sat, 17 Sep 2022 10:39 +0000

https://twitter.com/MissDSays/status/1571038783818313728

The saddest thing is that it shows they CAN do it and they have the resources. They just don't/won't. 😣

Phoebe Aisthorpe (@MissA_Teacher)Sat, 17 Sep 2022 07:34 +0000

https://twitter.com/FeelingAntsy/status/1571144080159285249

Your tweet is honestly pathetic. It's ok that ppl are homeless if they sleep on the street in a sleeping bag. Got it! Ppl in the queue should bring their stuff with them! They knew they will be there for hours.

Princess Bunny (@princess7bunny)Sat, 17 Sep 2022 18:08 +0000