https://twitter.com/KiaraYui/status/1554989915867418624

All this time you spend on twitter. Should’ve been out helping the poor, homeless or the environment

Rafay (@RafayNawaz)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 05:03 +0000

https://twitter.com/jwsal/status/1555101116337094658

And how do you know they weren't poor, homeless or the environment?

Royal Stag Films (@RoyalStagFilms1)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 13:35 +0000

https://twitter.com/KiaraYui/status/1554989915867418624

Wow I can’t believe you care more about judging strangers than going out and doing something for the poor

Kelly Ellis is Pro-Abortion (@justkelly_ok)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 04:48 +0000

https://twitter.com/KiaraYui/status/1554989915867418624

There you go caring for the poor, homeless, and environment . . . Meanwhile you care nothing for illegal cockfighting, elder abuse, and taking those labels off mattresses!

Brain Moistener (@moisterbr)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 01:45 +0000

Big role: Chief Technology Officer for UK Gov! civilservicejobs.service.gov.uk/csr/jobs.cgi?j…

Prof. Tom Crick (@ProfTomCrick)Fri, 05 Aug 2022 05:39 +0000

this is a huge reason why I’m so aggressive about defending projects owning their own online presence. having it be managed by others or leaving it to die is a really good way to erode trust.

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Trust(*) is the currency of #opensource communities — not money or power. (* also stickers, swag, and coffee)

Aeva Black 🖤 (@aevavoom)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 19:23 +0000

tierney cyren (@bitandbang)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 21:09 +0000

Trust(*) is the currency of #opensource communities — not money or power. (* also stickers, swag, and coffee)

Aeva Black 🖤 (@aevavoom)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 19:23 +0000

https://twitter.com/mitsuhiko/status/1555194736465543169

Quite a few of my repos that people actually download libraries regularly are not touched in a year. Last update 2019 (github.com/mitsuhiko/migh…). It’s a stable library used by sentry every day.

Armin Ronacher (@mitsuhiko)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 14:15 +0000

https://twitter.com/CartaMonir/status/1555303127259160576

If by "sex changes for minors" you mean "allowing trans teens to use the correct bathroom in school," or "allowing trans teens access to puberty blockers which have been in use since the 1980s with no ill effect" ... maybe you should say that

Carta Monir (@CartaMonir)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 21:25 +0000

https://twitter.com/simonw/status/1555300681329692672

Suggestion: auto-archive projects instead: code is still available, issues etc are flattened to read-only static copies. Have a "reactivate project" button the user can click to re-inflate their project back to live status Not trivial to build, but SO MUCH better than deletion

Simon Willison (@simonw)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 21:15 +0000

everything OK babe? you’ve barely touched the newest JS framework

Madison Kanna (@Madisonkanna)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 03:32 +0000

All I’ll say about film piracy is that there are so many wonderful pieces of art that would’ve been entirely lost to time if those methods didn’t exist

sophia (@autumnnsonata)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 23:56 +0000

The Batgirl/ HBO Max situation is why I spent my last day on set of Dickinson calling an exec at apple and *begging* for a physical recording of my show…they actually gave me one, I have the ONLY copy…. People said I was crazy but dude, that’s ten years of my life 🎞📽📼📀

Alena Smith (@internetalena)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 23:55 +0000

movie pirate to film preservationist pipeline

Jared (@jgoresy)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 23:45 +0000

people who talk in their sleep trip me out. Tf u mean “hes here” 😭😭😭

brian (@10inchbrian)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 02:37 +0000

Next presentation: Shipping services more quickly with design-first OpenAPI contracts #deliveroo ⁦@Deliveroo⁩

Gustavo A. Rodríguez Suárez (@gstrod)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 18:36 +0000

My kind of place #deliveroo

Gustavo A. Rodríguez Suárez (@gstrod)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 18:15 +0000

Documents enable efficient decision making 👏 That’s why I love writing documentation #deliveroo

Gustavo A. Rodríguez Suárez (@gstrod)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 17:32 +0000

Today, we’ll be reporting from Deliveroo Summer Tech Event 🥳🥳 @Deliveroo

Merve Arslan 💙🦄 (@arslannmrv)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 16:40 +0000

First time attending a conference with someone laying in a mattress in the middle of the room, that’s awesome #deliveroo

Gustavo A. Rodríguez Suárez (@gstrod)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 17:12 +0000

https://twitter.com/cassiecodes/status/1555154932017336320

I consider it a good metric at this point. If I'm annoying people like this then the content is probably nice and friendly and accessible for the people I actually care about.

Cassie Evans (@cassiecodes)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 11:46 +0000

https://twitter.com/heypresents/status/1555129139165892612

Best comment so far:

Jake Archibald (@jaffathecake)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 10:21 +0000

Whoops. I annoyed the serious tech men with my personality again.

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https://twitter.com/heypresents/status/1555129139165892612

Best comment so far:

Jake Archibald (@jaffathecake)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 10:21 +0000

Cassie Evans (@cassiecodes)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 11:33 +0000

https://twitter.com/jaffathecake/status/1555136779002515459

ooooh 'cutesy'. Ah I love it. Big 'man who doesn't like women' red flags here. I bet you and Surma chatting never got referred to as cutesy.

Cassie Evans (@cassiecodes)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 11:20 +0000

https://twitter.com/cube_drone/status/1555128419112759296

The reason that they luck through all of the various situations is because they’re all unfailable, staged by competent aliens who are, like, 10/10 in to cosplay

cube drone (@cube_drone)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 09:49 +0000

https://twitter.com/cube_drone/status/1555076789025705984

Look, what’s more likely - that a bunch of actors learned how to use highly advanced space equipment right away because it was built after watching them pretend to operate it OR an alien race with a hyper advanced sense of humour wanted to torture the Tool Man for a bit

cube drone (@cube_drone)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 09:48 +0000

there's a reading of Galaxy Quest where the aliens are playing an incredibly elaborate prank on Tim Allen which is also quite good

cube drone (@cube_drone)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 06:22 +0000

The most recommended tech book in the history

Maciej Walkowiak 🍃 (@maciejwalkowiak)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 06:11 +0000

https://twitter.com/ibuildthecloud/status/1555074318446387200

Just add the following to your ~/.gitconfig [format] signOff = true git-scm.com/docs/git-confi…

tommoulard (@tom_moulard)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 08:22 +0000

the sad truth about having a thick juicy pixar mom dumptruck ass is that sometimes you sit down on your bed and it breaks send me a king sized platform bed frame pls

j̴̢͘҉i̸̢͞z̛̛̀҉͞z̡͞w̶̵̢͜͞i̡͘t̸͝͝c̸͝h̀͏ (@fingerbIaster)Thu, 28 Jul 2022 02:24 +0000

for the past 4 days I've been practicing orgasm control for magical purposes and it has led me to this conclusion: people who participate in no nut November are absolute maniacs and menaces to society

j̴̢͘҉i̸̢͞z̛̛̀҉͞z̡͞w̶̵̢͜͞i̡͘t̸͝͝c̸͝h̀͏ (@fingerbIaster)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 21:12 +0000

i had the idea to do this one first but it felt stupid to not do one with james and his pokemon

Kiana Mai (@kianamaiart)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 17:58 +0000

https://twitter.com/ellehardy/status/1554633881252515841

Sadly fake: snopes.com/fact-check/jac…

Julia Kite-Laidlaw (@juliakite)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 02:10 +0000

Easily the greatest paragraph in the history of the English language

elle hardy (@ellehardy)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 01:02 +0000

(At war) You guys mind if I leave a bit early today?

pj (@pjayevans)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 02:20 +0000

https://twitter.com/pjayevans/status/1554653410913406976

antediluvian zach (@young_boy20)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 17:11 +0000

https://twitter.com/LiviaBellona/status/1554888223750488066

Hi, tech here. I don't know what was sent but for context, in just text, the King James Bible takes just over 4MB. For comparison, I took a photo of my leftover curry two nights ago. It is 5.5MB in size, in the original.

Just me (@skzcartoons)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 18:22 +0000

The moment Alex Jones finds out his incompetent lawyers sent Sandy Hook parents’ lawyers all his emails and texts is incredible

Wu-Tang Is For The Children (@WUTangKids)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 17:10 +0000

https://twitter.com/_breeeeen_/status/1554665624047058945

of course! this code isn't going to steal itself! literally!

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 03:09 +0000

https://twitter.com/ReinH/status/1554665231439126530

Of course it’s opt-out 😤

John Breen (@_breeeeen_)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 03:09 +0000

https://twitter.com/RReverser/status/1554923810876522498

I don't want it to exist at all lmao, it's an ethical clusterfuck

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 20:18 +0000

https://twitter.com/RockyLhotka/status/1554703811624706050

it's stolen code

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 05:42 +0000

buried in github's settings (Settings -> Code Pilot) is this opt-out that y'all should probably click

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 03:07 +0000