Loose lips ...

Jen Durbent. (@JenDurbent)Sat, 06 Aug 2022 04:38 +0000

New hobby: prototyping video games in 60 seconds using a combination of GPT-3 and DALL-E Here's "Raccoon Heist"

Simon Willison (@simonw)Fri, 05 Aug 2022 18:45 +0000

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1555807028622270465

unhinged gym people are so funny to me 😂

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Sat, 06 Aug 2022 06:44 +0000

Non cat meme of the day

Memes i wish i could tag my cat in (@memesiwish)Sat, 06 Aug 2022 12:23 +0000

EXCLUSIVE : A video shared with the New Statesman showed Sunak boasting to Conservative Party members that he was prepared to take public money out of “deprived urban areas” to help wealthy towns.

The New Statesman (@NewStatesman)Fri, 05 Aug 2022 08:59 +0000

For one night during the filming of Rogue One, Canary Wharf tube station became part of the Citadel Tower on Scarif. Watch Rogue One on @DisneyPlusUK.

Star Wars UK (@StarWarsUK)Sat, 06 Aug 2022 10:00 +0000

No context UK Facebook (@NoContextFBUK)Fri, 05 Aug 2022 12:53 +0000

By age 30 you should be 30 and gay.

Adelaide Gardner (@ohadelaide)Sat, 06 Aug 2022 05:22 +0000

https://twitter.com/kikipeachywitch/status/1553654973019443200

Say you don’t want to pay artists and go though. Because have you seen the hours and time it takes to render and create cc? It’s not playing a game, it is creating content by choice that people can choose to add to their game. If you want free cc, make it yourself.

KEY❕🥩 (@yoongiblunt)Mon, 01 Aug 2022 05:19 +0000

https://twitter.com/bootyrot/status/1555697062225870849

This or "Autisthiccc" ??

Hazel Weakly (@hazelweakly)Sat, 06 Aug 2022 04:07 +0000

I just had an 80 minute deep tissue massage that was good but not relaxing bc the dude was incredibly hot and talked to me the entire time

rachel (@ohhoe)Fri, 05 Aug 2022 19:31 +0000

https://twitter.com/ohhoe/status/1555637586768666624

like way too hot

rachel (@ohhoe)Fri, 05 Aug 2022 19:33 +0000

Three programmer superpowers that have nothing to do with programming, and everything to do with whether you'd be hired or not. 1. Write well. 2. Do what you say you will - on time. 3. Take ownership of the projects you work on.

Jeffrey Way (@jeffrey_way)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 17:55 +0000

My friend said "Fahrenheit is how people feel. Celcius is how water feels. Kelvin is how the molecules feel." and I can't stop thinking about how much sense this makes

Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 (@kennedytcooper)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 19:06 +0000

I want a cat so bad 😭 whose volunteering?

Izzy💫 E(💊)-girl 🏳️‍⚧️ (@IzzyWinterz)Fri, 05 Aug 2022 13:23 +0000

“gender is what’s between your legs” my gender is your dad

death angel (@angel_0f_deathx)Fri, 05 Aug 2022 00:45 +0000

Every complaining Java developer should switch to NodeJS to start appreciating Java again

Maciej Walkowiak 🍃 (@maciejwalkowiak)Fri, 05 Aug 2022 10:55 +0000

My dad told me to "grow a pair" so i grew tits

Lexi (Lexi Arc) 🏳️‍⚧️ (@Very_Lexi)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 20:53 +0000

Stop doing UNIX. (Is this meme format overdone enough yet?)

David Buchanan (@David3141593)Tue, 02 Mar 2021 17:33 GMT

OMGGGG

prin (@sixinchbeys)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 22:01 +0000

howling at this particular example askamanager.org/2022/08/my-you… I'm 30 and use "boss" and "grandboss" as terms of endearment

kf (@kf)Fri, 05 Aug 2022 03:30 +0000

To celebrate GitLab making the right call on their inactive accounts policy, here are some things that really impress me about them as a company 🧵

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We discussed internally what to do with inactive repositories. We reached a decision to move unused repos to object storage. Once implemented, they will still be accessible but take a bit longer to access after a long period of inactivity.

🦊 GitLab (@gitlab)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 22:50 +0000

Simon Willison (@simonw)Fri, 05 Aug 2022 04:36 +0000

We discussed internally what to do with inactive repositories. We reached a decision to move unused repos to object storage. Once implemented, they will still be accessible but take a bit longer to access after a long period of inactivity.

🦊 GitLab (@gitlab)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 22:50 +0000

when you get so stuck in crypto reply guy mode that your brain short circuits a little

Molly White (@molly0xFFF)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 23:48 +0000

i am not mentally ill, i am an unreliable narrator

jesse null 🖤 (@null_jesse)Fri, 05 Aug 2022 05:03 +0000

(tiktok robot girl voice) sending the prosecution two years worth of incriminating evidence against my client

xanax in a cinnabon (ali) (@xanabon)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 20:35 +0000

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1554905112572723202

This rules

Kelly Ellis is Pro-Abortion (@justkelly_ok)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 02:12 +0000

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1554905112572723202

GOOD FOR HER

Erin Ryan (@morninggloria)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 00:29 +0000

https://twitter.com/DaneDeArmond/status/1554958892504911877

Okay why though? Sex rules and having a lot of it also rules.

I am God (@ThePowerToMelt)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 23:35 +0000

https://twitter.com/Nickidewbear/status/1554959426888650757

Jealous much? shaming other women for having consensual sex outside of a commited relationship does not make you a better woman.

ElisabethNeveuxIllustration (@ElisabethNeveux)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 12:36 +0000

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1554905112572723202

Its always so weird seeing how much hate women get for this but a guy gets respect lmao who the hell cares

Calle (@Calle9900)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 00:02 +0000

https://twitter.com/Nickidewbear/status/1554962973294268422

Totally agree. I would’ve guessed like 400

Registered Voter (@SortaBad)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 23:19 +0000

https://twitter.com/Nickidewbear/status/1554962973294268422

It’s baffling that you don’t understand just how creepy it is to be disappointed that a person you have never met chose to enjoy her fame by having consensual sex with other people you’ve never met

Det. Crashmore (@DavidWeiss9)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 09:17 +0000

https://twitter.com/Nickidewbear/status/1554962973294268422

Why would you be disappointed? Get with the times

gemini ♊️ (@wtfisupworld)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 23:34 +0000

https://twitter.com/Nickidewbear/status/1554962973294268422

Me too. I think she could of pushed it to 300

DayDreamer (@adaydreamerxox)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 23:12 +0000

https://twitter.com/RealDashRiprock/status/1554908864545492992

just a heads up, you’re clearly an incel.

Mother of Metalcore 🐱🕺🏾🐱 (@screamodad)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 23:18 +0000

https://twitter.com/RealDashRiprock/status/1554908864545492992

Crap Brannigan (@SOSIGLINKS)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 13:38 +0000

https://twitter.com/RealDashRiprock/status/1554908864545492992

Op after posting and no one has his back

Cloud Nine - (@Pocketfart)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 18:03 +0000

https://twitter.com/KiaraYui/status/1554989915867418624

I know you retreat to twitter to escape the pains of real life but it is very important you know; everyone in your real life is glad you do this too

tim (@montefisto1313)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 04:55 +0000

https://twitter.com/RealDashRiprock/status/1554908864545492992

Lmao, this screams insecurity lol

greasy spoon (@cocktailrant)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 21:45 +0000

https://twitter.com/RealDashRiprock/status/1554908864545492992

your body count is negative

hot pocket from the crypt (@FatSeanLives)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 20:37 +0000

https://twitter.com/KiaraYui/status/1554989915867418624

Why are you Twitter when you could be working a soup kitchen?

Wampa Stompa (@themillenialfa1)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 12:11 +0000

Jennifer Coolidge: I slept with 200 people thanks to 'American Pie' MILF role trib.al/UaTa7Hq

New York Post (@nypost)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 19:00 +0000