Whenever I re-jig my website, I wait with bated breath for @JamieTanna to break it in some way. 🤣

Jessica White 🦎 🎃 (@JessPWhite)Tue, 11 Oct 2022 16:22 +0000

https://twitter.com/JessPWhite/status/1579869946280284160

P.s. @JamieTanna you are a super star 🌟 and I heard a rumour that you also have a blog...?

Jessica White 🦎 🎃 (@JessPWhite)Tue, 11 Oct 2022 21:29 +0000

From my tenure as a stand up comic. #IndigenousPeoplesDay

Mueller, She Wrote (@MuellerSheWrote)Mon, 10 Oct 2022 18:58 +0000

https://twitter.com/JustinMcElroy/status/1579671667336699904

Know anyone who would like to collaborate with me on my liquid shits?

a thousand pounds of horse meat (@SesockChris)Tue, 11 Oct 2022 10:42 +0000

BREAKING: Asked if she regrets her choice of words in saying she "detests the Tories", First Minister Nicola Sturgeon has said: "No."

The National (@ScotNational)Sun, 09 Oct 2022 15:54 +0000

be safe out there

Daniel Feldman (@d_feldman)Fri, 07 Oct 2022 14:03 +0000

It’s #WorldMentalHealthDay! Please take care of your mental health. This year I had a breakdown on the hottest day on record and it was one of the worst days of my life. Talking about it with friends and family really helped, as did going for walks & petting dogs.

Sophie Koonin (@type__error)Mon, 10 Oct 2022 21:22 +0000

me in high school wishing i could wear skirts twitter.com/realsardonicus…

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Sardonicus (@RealSardonicus)Mon, 10 Oct 2022 08:20 +0000

𝐒𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐚 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 (@M0MMYBlGDICK)Mon, 10 Oct 2022 15:08 +0000

The bad thing about ADHD ia that i forgot I have the simple plan concert on wendsday The good thing about ADHD is that i just remembered and i am excited all over again

Sara Vieira (@NikkitaFTW)Mon, 10 Oct 2022 15:19 +0000

It's Columbus Day 💁‍♀️📆

Chloe Condon (@ChloeCondon)Mon, 10 Oct 2022 15:21 +0000

https://twitter.com/monkchips/status/1579488460343488512

👩‍🚀🔫👩‍🚀 A big mistake made by many, including past me, is to not have an owner who runs it like Production. A bigger mistake is everybody owning it. The worst mistake is throwing a collection of CI tools over the wall to another team with a note attached saying “Your problem now”

AndyBold (@AndyBoldEsq)Mon, 10 Oct 2022 15:16 +0000

all of this. CI is a production environment.

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https://twitter.com/monkchips/status/1579488460343488512

👩‍🚀🔫👩‍🚀 A big mistake made by many, including past me, is to not have an owner who runs it like Production. A bigger mistake is everybody owning it. The worst mistake is throwing a collection of CI tools over the wall to another team with a note attached saying “Your problem now”

AndyBold (@AndyBoldEsq)Mon, 10 Oct 2022 15:16 +0000

Buck Eleven (@monkchips)Mon, 10 Oct 2022 15:19 +0000

https://twitter.com/DisabledJess/status/1579382286319255552

Also:

Jess O'Thomson ♿️ (@DisabledJess)Mon, 10 Oct 2022 08:11 +0000

This bit in a Guardian article where the lady wants her trans partner to be sterile ASAP as punishment, is a shocking thing to be printing in the national press Imagine that in literally any other context

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https://twitter.com/DisabledJess/status/1579382286319255552

Also:

Jess O'Thomson ♿️ (@DisabledJess)Mon, 10 Oct 2022 08:11 +0000

Ciaran McNulty (@CiaranMcNulty)Mon, 10 Oct 2022 08:20 +0000

hey quick question… do adults actually wear pajama sets to bed? like the matching shirt and pants that’s specifically for sleeping in? or is that only in TV shows? just trying to take inventory of how incorrectly i’ve been living before i turn 32 in a couple weeks thanks

Jade Van Kley (@BacklineNurse)Sun, 09 Oct 2022 04:49 +0000

https://twitter.com/KCMiller1225/status/1579132480975941633

I’m sorry were you under the impression that HRT would automatically make you attractive

Brand Yakubian (@DahliaZahava)Mon, 10 Oct 2022 00:27 +0000

https://twitter.com/KCMiller1225/status/1579132480975941633

So you're mad that testosterone does the exact same thing it does in cis men? And you're acting like you were surprised about this?

Venus Evelyn (@QueerGang2)Sun, 09 Oct 2022 22:27 +0000

https://twitter.com/KCMiller1225/status/1579132480975941633

"this is what happens when you give a woman testosterone for five years" you mean the INTENDED MASCULINIZING EFFECTS? of taking testosterone that countless of trans men literally need for their quality of life? what a shocker, truly !!!!!! nobody could have expected this !!!!

dara (@Daramgaria)Mon, 10 Oct 2022 00:16 +0000

https://twitter.com/KCMiller1225/status/1579132480975941633

Sweetie, either detransition or get on minoxidil, or finasteride, or microneedling or wear a cap like other bald men. But don't sit here pretending like you didn't know testosterone would make you look and sound like a man 😩 That's on YOU not on hormone provision

annoying poof (@itsjacksonbbz)Mon, 10 Oct 2022 00:46 +0000

Seeing people post such nasty and attacking things towards someone like @MartinSLewis who’s done more to educate the public on the energy crisis than the government has is sad. I guess with the Govt hiding behind policy the public want someone to direct their anger towards.

Matt Brunt (@Brunty)Mon, 10 Oct 2022 06:18 +0000

And these are…distinct categories in your mind? 🤔 twitter.com/mikeloychik/st…

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Two things we KNOW can reduce crime: 1. More cops 2. Good guys with guns Democrats are opposed to both.

Rep. Mike Loychik (@MikeLoychik)Fri, 07 Oct 2022 14:09 +0000

Scott Hanselman (@shanselman)Mon, 10 Oct 2022 05:55 +0000

https://twitter.com/KCMiller1225/status/1579132480975941633

you also have to take into account your genetics…like do da men in your family bald? there has to be some introspection goin on it can’t just be hrt

butch fem queen 🇳🇬 (@SAINTLILITHHH)Mon, 10 Oct 2022 00:07 +0000

almost gagged on my food

Lindsey Kuper (@lindsey)Mon, 10 Oct 2022 03:06 +0000

https://twitter.com/lindsey/status/1579307242545115136

this is a local place, their salt and pepper tofu is to die for, but I don't much feel like ordering from them again until they stop this nonsense

Lindsey Kuper (@lindsey)Mon, 10 Oct 2022 03:07 +0000

Nottingham's Goose Fair is due to run for 10 days - the longest period in its centuries-old history.

Fine, don't keep your secrets

Having a loved one come out to you can be confusing and disorientating. There still isn't enough support for trans partners out there, and they often get utterly forgotten. Writing a tell-all for The Guardian that misgenders someone you love does nothing to fix that.

Katie Fenn (@katie_fenn)Sun, 09 Oct 2022 11:01 +0000

https://twitter.com/katie_fenn/status/1579064492167946242

One more note: if the tables were turned and a trans woman wrote of her cis partner "I dearly wanted her babies", there would be an absolute shitstorm.

Katie Fenn (@katie_fenn)Sun, 09 Oct 2022 11:08 +0000

https://twitter.com/katie_fenn/status/1579064489454239744

That must've been some of the most grossly self-centred pieces of writing I've ever read. To think that the Guardian can't bring themselves to publish anything positive by trans people, yet will put shameful cis hand-wringing in their "transgender" section is repugnant.

Katie Fenn (@katie_fenn)Sun, 09 Oct 2022 11:01 +0000

shirts that go hard (@shirtsthtgohard)Sat, 08 Oct 2022 17:05 +0000

I think Sisyphus would be much happier if they had a big number at the top of the mountain that incremented with each successful rock push, and also if they let him spend those points on fun stickers for the rock

socialite (@w3ll_adjusted)Thu, 29 Apr 2021 22:21 +0000

https://twitter.com/Addict0fHorror/status/1578719192488218624

For people in the comments who haven't seen the trailer to Halloween Ends, this is what the bottom screenshot looks like. I don't know why the original tweet had it heavily saturated

ً (@Benogus2)Sun, 09 Oct 2022 04:54 +0000

yeah the fucken death of the art of film lighting lol twitter.com/Addict0fHorror…

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These two images were taken 44 years apart. Can you spot the difference? 👀 #Halloween #HalloweenEnds

Hᴏʀʀᴏʀ🩸Aᴅᴅɪᴄᴛ (@Addict0fHorror)Sat, 08 Oct 2022 12:09 +0000

Bront (@bmrow)Sun, 09 Oct 2022 03:07 +0000

https://twitter.com/Benogus2/status/1578972123041009664

That’s still terrible compared to the original

Monglin (@Panzer1939)Sun, 09 Oct 2022 04:59 +0000

after ordering a sandwich to go, the guy asked me if I wanted some "walking bacon." this was three strips of bacon separate from the sandwich, for me to eat while I walked away with the wrapped sandwich in my other hand. this is genius. all stores need walking bacon

Adriana Porter Felt (@__apf__)Fri, 07 Oct 2022 03:43 +0000

Minecraft player builds an entire universe within the game

Latest in space (@latestinspace)Sun, 09 Oct 2022 03:10 +0000

I set my alarms extra early to make sure i have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.

max〽️ (@Maxthepapi)Tue, 27 Sep 2022 08:06 +0000

Sorry I robbed that bank I had the zoomies

Beth May (@HeyBethMay)Sun, 09 Oct 2022 02:49 +0000

William Shatner on his Blue Origin flight to space: "It was among the strongest feelings of grief I have ever encountered." variety.com/2022/tv/news/w…

graham starr (@GrahamStarr)Sun, 09 Oct 2022 02:27 +0000

I feel like a lot of people don't understand how long and hard we fought for decent version control systems. It's so hard to lose code today. We worked to make deleting code cheap and easy to recover from. Go nuts.

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Be confident about deleting shit code

jide.omekam(ScM) 🐇🏃🏿‍♂️ (@code_jide)Sat, 08 Oct 2022 13:44 +0000

Marco Rogers (@polotek)Sun, 09 Oct 2022 00:01 +0000