https://twitter.com/ScribblingOn/status/1575425772210331649

Is she completely detached from reality? Who is advising her? This is genuinely baffling despite ALL the proof in hard data about disastrous their policies already are. I’m genuinely at a loss of words at this point.

Shubheksha ✨ (@ScribblingOn)Thu, 29 Sep 2022 12:43 +0000

My parents being absolute jokers with this birthday card customisation 😂

Lex Lofthouse (@Loftio)Thu, 29 Sep 2022 09:06 +0000

https://twitter.com/Robbiepierce/status/1575313983996715008

I'm sorry but if you teach your kids to hate I'm going to teach them to disobey you.

Robbie 🌮🦝🥾 (@Robbiepierce)Thu, 29 Sep 2022 02:38 +0000

A random unattended 7yo at the park told me and my son that gay people are the devil and are going to hell. My son scoffed, but the boy said it was true because God said so. I told him parents made up God to make their kids do what they want. His eyes got so big.

Robbie 🌮🦝🥾 (@Robbiepierce)Thu, 29 Sep 2022 02:38 +0000

https://twitter.com/Robbiepierce/status/1575313983996715008

Costco used to have these hardcover books for kids on the Greek, Egyptian, and I think Celtic mythologies. It helped my son make sense of it when he asked me what church was, and I told him it was where adults went to play make-believe.

Cranthemius Gilderthorpe (he/him) (@gilderthorpe)Thu, 29 Sep 2022 03:02 +0000

babe are you ok? you’ve barely touched the dashboard you claimed was mission critical

Gwen (@DataGwen)Wed, 28 Sep 2022 12:23 +0000

https://twitter.com/jamesglynn/status/1575077174746705920

I literally tweeted this two years ago too, but guess what?! It’s still relevant.

J Λ M Ξ S (@jamesglynn)Wed, 28 Sep 2022 11:32 +0000

i'm in a really bad place right now. not mentally, i’m just in the UK. x

J Λ M Ξ S (@jamesglynn)Wed, 28 Sep 2022 10:57 +0000

ok but also mentally 😌

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i'm in a really bad place right now. not mentally, i’m just in the UK. x

J Λ M Ξ S (@jamesglynn)Wed, 28 Sep 2022 10:57 +0000

Carol ☔️ (@CarolSaysThings)Thu, 29 Sep 2022 07:32 +0000

RT @aWildSalem tattoos should make you more employable because they show you can sit in place for hours while tiny needles are jammed into your skin and that’s what every corporate meeting I’ve ever been in has felt like

Carol ☔️ (@CarolSaysThings)Thu, 29 Sep 2022 06:52 +0000

Quick explainer video that tackles… 1)    Timeline questions 2)    Logan canon 3)    MCU FAQ 4)    Whether we can do this all day or not

Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds)Wed, 28 Sep 2022 12:35 +0000

Star Trek Minus Context (@NoContextTrek)Wed, 28 Sep 2022 23:47 +0000

This time of year ...

Gemma Correll (@gemmacorrell)Wed, 28 Sep 2022 18:18 +0000

Earlier this year we announced a pilot scheme ​​where participating employers list salary details on job adverts and stop asking about…

Let's be honest. How often does this happen to you?

TheDungeonMistress (@TheeRogueDM)Tue, 27 Sep 2022 17:27 +0000

Most intense weather broadcast ever 😳

Daily Loud (@DailyLoud)Tue, 27 Sep 2022 18:18 +0000

The Free Navy Press Release: Um, @NASA , that asteroid wasn’t even aimed at you. Bless their hearts. At least they’re sticking to what they’re good at: crashing things. - #xoProtoMarco #xoMarco #TheExpanse #ScreamingFirehawks @TheExpanseWR twitter.com/i/events/15745…

Keon Alexander (@keonmalexander)Tue, 27 Sep 2022 17:16 +0000

BREAKING: the pound is now going to be named, the ounce

Andy Bell (@hankchizljaw)Wed, 28 Sep 2022 12:20 +0000

You are driving a German car to an Italian coffeeshop to drink Brazilian coffee and then going home buying Chinese takeaway to sit on a Swedish sofa in front of a Korean TV to watch U.S. shows and all the while being complain your neighbor is an immigrant. Pull yourself together.

Mohamad Safa (@mhdksafa)Tue, 27 Sep 2022 19:12 +0000

https://twitter.com/journosaunders/status/1575098568825720832

Dude, you work for the Sun, the Mail, and the Express, you're not a journalist.

petesmeat (@PeteSmeat)Wed, 28 Sep 2022 12:25 +0000

https://twitter.com/drjenwolkin/status/1574799191410413576

If we understand our mind-body-brain is just trying to cope, we can perhaps STOP gaslighting ourselves into the narrative we are lazy. The shut-down/freeze part wants to feel seen, and needs our compassion. Gentle, Gentle, Gentle.

Dr. Jen Wolkin | ADHD + Trauma + Anxiety Info (@drjenwolkin)Tue, 27 Sep 2022 16:35 +0000

I don’t know who needs to here this but Procrastination isn’t laziness. It’s. A. Trauma. Response.

Dr. Jen Wolkin | ADHD + Trauma + Anxiety Info (@drjenwolkin)Tue, 27 Sep 2022 16:18 +0000

https://twitter.com/drjenwolkin/status/1574795724419653636

When we are overstimulated, even if we are perceiving over-stimulation, we can go into what’s called our Freeze Response. When we are overwhelmed and stressed, instead of action, we SHUT DOWN.

Dr. Jen Wolkin | ADHD + Trauma + Anxiety Info (@drjenwolkin)Tue, 27 Sep 2022 16:32 +0000

https://twitter.com/drjenwolkin/status/1574799910746161156

We don’t need caffeine to cyclically get us out of our freeze state. We need compassion!

Dr. Jen Wolkin | ADHD + Trauma + Anxiety Info (@drjenwolkin)Tue, 27 Sep 2022 16:37 +0000

I’ve been lucky enough to be bumped up to first class a couple times recently and my main take away is that it’s not extremely luxurious, it’s just how a normal person should be treated. That’s it. For $3,000 they’ll give you a human sized chair and not be actively mean to you.

Alex Falcone (@alex_falcone)Tue, 27 Sep 2022 16:43 +0000

tbh as a tall, fat, queer person who works in tech I've made my employers buy me tickets in first just so I don't get actively harassed in coach it has always been an extra $1-2k per trip but worth it so I wouldn't get screamed at during cross-country flights the bar is so low

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I’ve been lucky enough to be bumped up to first class a couple times recently and my main take away is that it’s not extremely luxurious, it’s just how a normal person should be treated. That’s it. For $3,000 they’ll give you a human sized chair and not be actively mean to you.

Alex Falcone (@alex_falcone)Tue, 27 Sep 2022 16:43 +0000

kf (@kf)Wed, 28 Sep 2022 05:46 +0000

test if u see this i have implemented indieauth and can now do stuff

bro your milk is only at 1% do you want me to plug it in

Hana Kim • 김하나 (@_hanatwothree)Tue, 27 Sep 2022 20:51 +0000

In case you’re curious: total knee replacement has a 30% regret rate. Cisgender breast augmentation? 30% regret rate. Affirming surgeries have about a 1-2% regret rate.

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I had top surgery 13 years ago. There is not a day that goes by that I don’t think about how it was the best thing I have ever done for my survival. I also had orthopedic knee surgery at 14 and often regret it. But no NYTs pieces about orthopedic regret I see.

Chase Strangio (@chasestrangio)Mon, 26 Sep 2022 12:04 +0000

Rook Bartz, superhero 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 (@thattraumanurse)Mon, 26 Sep 2022 16:59 +0000

Hard keeping my mouth sewn shut about this one. ⚔️

Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds)Tue, 27 Sep 2022 20:55 +0000

A fast domain and typosquatting discovery tool

Peak adulting is running out of your house because you hear the truck approaching, and still manage to get your garbage bins to the curb in time.

Lock Down Your Life - I Hunt Stalkers (@lockdownurlife)Tue, 27 Sep 2022 11:54 +0000

https://twitter.com/ThePrimalDino/status/1574568591512330241

More fun fact: they’d be nothing without NASA and massive 🇺🇸 taxpayer subsidies Sad fact: SpaceX would’ve been better if nationalized instead of the vanity project of Elon “bachelor of arts in engineering” Musk

Evon (@knowmiun)Tue, 27 Sep 2022 01:29 +0000

Why is Disney remaking its old cartoons as live-action movies when it could be remaking them as Muppet movies?

David H. Montgomery (@dhmontgomery)Mon, 26 Sep 2022 18:48 +0000

Lol Musk is upset because NASA just pulled off hitting an asteroid, while all his products ever hit are pedestrians. twitter.com/spacex/status/…

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https://twitter.com/NASA/status/1574539270987173903

Congratulations on successfully crashing a spacecraft into an asteroid!

SpaceX (@SpaceX)Mon, 26 Sep 2022 23:30 +0000

Read Class Struggle Unionism by Joe Burns (@JoshuaPotash)Mon, 26 Sep 2022 23:56 +0000

https://twitter.com/SpaceX/status/1574541890120081409

did you guys think you had the monopoly on crashing spacecraft

bedroom wall has framed poster of cool car (@fart)Mon, 26 Sep 2022 23:55 +0000

Word of the day is ‘mulligrubs’ (16th century): a state of despondency or sense of doom.

Susie Dent (@susie_dent)Tue, 27 Sep 2022 08:59 +0000

A Nintendo Switch case will hold two Costco Belgian waffles and 4 Justin's Peanut Butter pouches. Follow me for more travel tips.

Jeff Ferris (@trackzero)Sun, 18 Sep 2022 22:12 +0000

“We’re like a startup inside a big company” Translation: We’ve the limited resources of a startup combined with the bureaucracy of a large company.

Eren Bali (@erenbali)Mon, 19 Sep 2022 15:19 +0000

Would be an incredible achievement to be elected leader of your party, become Prime Minister, kill the queen, tank the pound and get fired all within one menstrual cycle. Unreal girlbossing. twitter.com/scotnational/s…

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BREAKING: Letters of no confidence in Liz Truss are already coming in, according to reports

The National (@ScotNational)Mon, 26 Sep 2022 10:14 +0000

Sister Birkin (@judeinlondon2)Mon, 26 Sep 2022 11:19 +0000

https://twitter.com/ElleArmageddon/status/1574622024311267329

btw I use arch

kat (@zkat__)Tue, 27 Sep 2022 06:12 +0000

Slowly but surely learning the difference between a database and an AWS serverless cluster v2. The former holds data, while the latter mainly serves to impress people at tech gatherings. I'm kidding of course. Whoever heard of a tech gathering?!

brian wisti (@brianwisti)Tue, 27 Sep 2022 06:25 +0000

This is Frankly. He overheard someone start talking about crypto. Would like to be airlifted out of this conversation immediately. 13/10

WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates)Mon, 26 Sep 2022 16:11 +0000

Why does “calling in sick” feel like a crime? 😭😭

chan🍒 (@chanfrfr)Sun, 25 Sep 2022 02:22 +0000

You're conditioned since k12 to have perfect attendance that's why.

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Why does “calling in sick” feel like a crime? 😭😭

chan🍒 (@chanfrfr)Sun, 25 Sep 2022 02:22 +0000

diamond | ig @pulchraiaspis (@pulchraiaspis)Sun, 25 Sep 2022 12:36 +0000