if this gets 500 retweets I'll make an even bigger size

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Every year I lead you further from the light. Candy Corn Buttplugs are back.

Funkit Toys (@FunkitToys)Sat, 17 Sep 2022 00:06 +0000

Funkit Toys (@FunkitToys)Sat, 17 Sep 2022 01:30 +0000

https://twitter.com/AlysonMetzger/status/1570907707850493953

Ma'am, this isn't a Wendy's

Asa (@AsaPunished)Fri, 16 Sep 2022 23:32 +0000

https://twitter.com/voxpelli/status/1571209463922565120

I would probably never have explored concepts like “synthwave gothic” or “biopunk brutalism” otherwise, so I guess that’s something good to be said about AI “art”

Pelle Wessman (@voxpelli)Sat, 17 Sep 2022 18:48 +0000

Will not keep spamming these, but must say, instructing an AI to paint means exploring combinations of concepts one might now otherwise have thought of combining. Like “synthwave gothic” here creator.nightcafe.studio/creation/Q6WwJ… #aiart #nightcafe #digitalart ⁦@NightcafeStudio⁩

Pelle Wessman (@voxpelli)Sat, 17 Sep 2022 18:41 +0000

BBC reporting on DPRK (North Korea) overlaid on queen funeral procession

Michael Parenti’s Stache 🚩☭ (@Karl_Was_Right)Thu, 15 Sep 2022 07:33 +0000

https://twitter.com/MineBoomGaming/status/1570673953005514753

@safakvakti1507 maybe read the tweets that you're liking before liking them. I ain't speaking positively about your shit.

MineBoom (@MineBoomGaming)Fri, 16 Sep 2022 07:31 +0000

If you come to me comparing the indie web to Web3, I'm blocking you on the spot. Fuck you, keep that crypto dogshit far away from us.

MineBoom (@MineBoomGaming)Fri, 16 Sep 2022 07:01 +0000

🤖It's a Rescue🤖

Zach | Last Place Comics (@lastplacecomics)Wed, 14 Sep 2022 18:19 +0000

if you can’t handle me at my worst, then same. at least you get to leave

nash flynn, (@itsnashflynn)Tue, 13 Sep 2022 16:03 +0000

trans exclusionary and pro monarchy call that serf and terf

mat jones (@pillowfort)Wed, 14 Sep 2022 13:29 +0000

Its 2023.William is on the throne. The funeral for Elizabeth went on so long Charles died before it ended. The queue to see his body was added to the one to see the queen and starts at Tebay services on the M6. Tmrw marks the 1st anniversary of the center parcs massacre.

alistair green (@mralistairgreen)Thu, 15 Sep 2022 10:18 +0000

https://twitter.com/darylcecile/status/1570364793793429505

juno got mardy at me this week cause i didn’t let him chase a pigeon in the garden

Carol ☔️ (@CarolSaysThings)Thu, 15 Sep 2022 15:53 +0000

The hard truth is that most orgs in the world could be hacked in the exact way Uber was just hacked bc most do not employ the numerous best practices we’re talking about here to reduce the risks we just saw in this attack. This is a learning moment for almost everyone everywhere.

Rachel Tobac (@RachelTobac)Fri, 16 Sep 2022 15:50 +0000

When the individual breached Uber, they sent a slack notification to everyone informing them the company had been breached. Employees thought it was a joke. Photo via @ColtonSeal

vx-underground (@vxunderground)Fri, 16 Sep 2022 04:11 +0000

(shakira at the dispensary) sativa sativa

teryn (@youngtiddy)Thu, 15 Sep 2022 22:00 +0000

The Uber hack looks really bad. Someone posted a bunch of screenshots from what appears to be an account with Admin access to AWS and GCloud, as well as screenshots from the expenses dashboard. Haven't been able to confirm them, but they look legit.

Marcus Hutchins (@MalwareTechBlog)Fri, 16 Sep 2022 02:26 +0000

https://twitter.com/NobCrypto69/status/1570733644079337473

No if he was autistic he would probably reply with an insightful, logical analysis or response. Unlike your pathetic attempt to falsely stereotype.

Jonny Mac (@maccelari)Fri, 16 Sep 2022 11:35 +0000

https://twitter.com/David_desJ/status/1570637780283453441

You certainly cared enough to reply to the tweet instead of scrolling past like any normal person

Marcus Hutchins (@MalwareTechBlog)Fri, 16 Sep 2022 05:36 +0000

Uber, what you need to know, the thread. 1)

Kevin Beaumont (@GossiTheDog)Fri, 16 Sep 2022 10:15 +0000

https://twitter.com/vxunderground/status/1570595933641113601

Update: A Threat Actor claims to have completely compromised Uber - they have posted screenshots of their AWS instance, HackerOne administration panel, and more. They are openly taunting and mocking @Uber.

vx-underground (@vxunderground)Fri, 16 Sep 2022 02:16 +0000

I can’t 😂😂 #HouseOfTheDragon

House of the Dragon News 🔥 (@HOTDNewsHBO)Thu, 15 Sep 2022 03:20 +0000

https://twitter.com/Getthebagcoach/status/1570402026021961728

Ostrich like "get yall fuccing child she choking me"

Rah The Uncoupled Pod!!! (@dakiddpryme)Thu, 15 Sep 2022 17:32 +0000

https://twitter.com/THEREALESMITTY/status/1570483022545227776

This ain’t beautiful most animals HATE being hugged and turn aggressive when put in situations like this including dogs. Don’t get your child’s face bitten off bc they wanted to hug an animal

Mr. Bitches (@tecboiyy)Thu, 15 Sep 2022 19:38 +0000

Queue is such a great word. The actual important letter, and then four more silently waiting behind it in a line.

Ben Rathe (@benrathe)Wed, 14 Sep 2022 22:42 +0000

Posted on 2022-09-12

The gap between “goth” and “clown” is so small… So fragile… This is why Batman wars with the Joker

WHAT DREAD HAND CASTS THE LIGHTNING (@rhidaneelolivaw)Wed, 14 Sep 2022 17:57 +0000

If you’re autistic, you might have ADHD (and vice versa); studies indicate that up to 80% of autists may meet the criteria for ADHD. If you’re wondering how your doctor could’ve missed one but not the other, prior to late 2013 the DSM didn’t permit dual autism and ADHD diagnoses.

Callum Stephen (He/Him) (@AutisticCallum_)Wed, 14 Sep 2022 16:39 +0000

WHAT? Thousands of people not getting the help they need cos a bunch of old white guys decided you weren't allowed more than one neurodivergency? 😡

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If you’re autistic, you might have ADHD (and vice versa); studies indicate that up to 80% of autists may meet the criteria for ADHD. If you’re wondering how your doctor could’ve missed one but not the other, prior to late 2013 the DSM didn’t permit dual autism and ADHD diagnoses.

Callum Stephen (He/Him) (@AutisticCallum_)Wed, 14 Sep 2022 16:39 +0000

Rachel Morgan-Trimmer (@rachelmtrimmer)Thu, 15 Sep 2022 07:56 +0000

How ‘The Queue’ isn't called the Elizabeth Line is beyond me.

Michelle Chai 蔡詠兒 (@winyeemichelle)Wed, 14 Sep 2022 18:56 +0000

After using AWS for ~14 years, I've internalised a handful of design patterns that I try to apply to my own software. I'm keen to know if it's the same for other folks. Roughly: tags, IDs (thrice), limits, pagination. (I'm not going to use the thread emoji)

Aidan W Steele (@__steele)Thu, 15 Sep 2022 00:29 +0000

EvilMog (@Evil_Mog)Wed, 14 Sep 2022 19:33 +0000

Is anyone ready to talk about the fact that Paddington is literally an illegal immigrant, and his story is about the importance of welcoming people who come from a different place than you, look different from you, and don't necessarily 'fit in' with your cultural behaviours?

Erin Ekins (she/her) (@QueerlyAutistic)Wed, 14 Sep 2022 19:44 +0000

https://twitter.com/QueerlyAutistic/status/1570136464205250560

Like, if Paddington was real, he would literally screw up this whole mourning period so badly, he'd try his best, but he'd absolutely do it wrong and probably end up making a mess, and the tabloids would absolutely rinse him for it.

Erin Ekins (she/her) (@QueerlyAutistic)Wed, 14 Sep 2022 19:50 +0000

Friendly warning, DO NOT set your iPad's language to British English or it will go into mourning mode for the next couple of days.

🧛morbastian🦈 (@Basti564)Mon, 12 Sep 2022 22:08 +0000

Why are you walking with a crutch? Early 30s: I jumped off a DJ booth and partied all night on a sprained ankle. Late 30s: I sat down too long.

Jo (@ThisIsJoFrank)Thu, 15 Sep 2022 08:20 +0000

https://twitter.com/SnowmanSgt1/status/1570034909078589440

But I love that Twitter aint worked it out ... like when they labeled George Gallaways state affilliated media ... but Russian. The ex British MP ... he's still pissed about it even now LMAO.

ꓘՈ ʎn⅁ ʎɹɐuᴉpɹO 🧑‍💻🏗🏘+🚛🚚 if like, pls FOLLOW (@OrdinaryGuyUK)Wed, 14 Sep 2022 18:27 +0000

Hearing someone describing BBC News coverage as Mourn Hub has made my day.

chrisbates (@christhemarxist)Wed, 14 Sep 2022 08:47 +0000

https://twitter.com/bloodyfasterTV/status/1570165299869290496

It just reminds me of this pic. No, you don’t get to ask why I have this saved on my phone. 😚😳🤣

Magic: The Fathering (@MFathering)Thu, 15 Sep 2022 02:59 +0000

https://twitter.com/AngelicBadboy1/status/1570204382058393601

1 Follower.

Freshley (@blackheartJV)Thu, 15 Sep 2022 03:29 +0000

my new favorite shirt

bloodyfaster (@bloodyfasterTV)Wed, 14 Sep 2022 21:39 +0000

A Clockwork Orange for the kids.

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Every Brit in the UK (children included) should be obligated to watch the Queens funeral as it will forever be a huge part of British history and further education! As sad as Queen Elizabeth II passing is, it has really united the people which I thought was an impossible task 👏🏼 twitter.com/nigel_farage/s…

Ant Middleton (@antmiddleton)Wed, 14 Sep 2022 15:49 +0000

Aidan Comerford (@AidanCTweets)Thu, 15 Sep 2022 09:20 +0000

https://twitter.com/antmiddleton/status/1570077270454272001

Obligated? Why? Think you’ll have a hard job forcing the working class and proper people to agree to that

Mark (Junior) Brown (@markbrown1986)Wed, 14 Sep 2022 15:57 +0000

https://twitter.com/antmiddleton/status/1570077270454272001

I don't have the words to express how utterly and laughably ridiculous this is

Phil Bloomfield (@PhilBloomfield3)Wed, 14 Sep 2022 20:36 +0000

https://twitter.com/1TAPK1/status/1570098145559973889

Gord I’m not against people commemorating the Queen’s death but when you talk about Brits you know the Queen’s family going back a few generations were German and only changed their name to Windsor in 1917 and Prince Phillip was Greek? How does that fit in?

James Brown (@jamesjamesbrown)Wed, 14 Sep 2022 19:41 +0000

The cat who was completely obsessed with my bump when I was pregnant is quite uninterested in the baby now that she's out. It's a weird way to find out that my cat is a Republican.

Dr. Dana Ménard (@Shufflersunite)Wed, 14 Sep 2022 19:55 +0000