If you sent me a message and I never responded, Just know that I stress about it every single day because I haven’t figured out how to respond so I feel immense guilt every time I see that unanswered message… OR I’ve forgotten that your message (and you) even exist.

ADHD Jesse (@adhdjesse)Sat, 29 Oct 2022 06:07 +0000

A lot of people who say they want "free speech" actually just want to be the one in charge of which speech is free.

Hank Green (@hankgreen)Thu, 27 Oct 2022 16:41 +0000

https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/1586062888690556928

That's the CFO I believe. The CEO, upon being fired during a takeover, is given a payout of $60,000,000. So when someone says "I guess it doesn't PAY to be WOKE" you can say "actually does, and the payout is $60,000,000"

Quinton Reviews🎬 (@Q_Review)Fri, 28 Oct 2022 18:53 +0000

Imagine Elon Musk takes over your job and fires you, not knowing your contract says you get $42,000,000 on the spot if this happens

Quinton Reviews🎬 (@Q_Review)Fri, 28 Oct 2022 18:30 +0000

https://twitter.com/DvnnyyPhantom/status/1586244637294854144

Which one you think is which, says a lot about you.

Brother Sanchez drinks the tea, does not spill it. (@breaking2morrow)Sat, 29 Oct 2022 06:40 +0000

Martin Luther King Jr paying for her birth is still a little known fact that sends me

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Going to see mother today

STOP DONATING TO BLM NATIONAL AND SHAUN KING (@WrittenByHanna)Fri, 21 Oct 2022 18:53 +0000

almost wife like (@turnandstomp)Sat, 22 Oct 2022 00:32 +0000

Today is Julia Roberts birthday! 55 years ago MLK and Coretta Scott King paid for her parents hospital bill after she was born. Can’t stop thinking about this since I read it. Here she is talking about it with @GayleKing

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Martin Luther King Jr paying for her birth is still a little known fact that sends me twitter.com/WrittenByHanna…

almost wife like (@turnandstomp)Sat, 22 Oct 2022 00:32 +0000

Zara Rahim (@ZaraRahim)Fri, 28 Oct 2022 17:01 +0000

victory lap

roon (@tszzl)Sat, 29 Oct 2022 06:06 +0000

Better than the original

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SNOOP DOGG narrating ‘Planet Earth’ is just the best.

Michael Warburton (@MichaelWarbur17)Wed, 26 Oct 2022 19:53 +0000

David Attenborough (@AttenboroughSir)Thu, 27 Oct 2022 10:14 +0000

SNOOP DOGG narrating ‘Planet Earth’ is just the best.

Michael Warburton (@MichaelWarbur17)Wed, 26 Oct 2022 19:53 +0000

I should put a bowl of this Halloween candy in my office in case anyone wants some. -Me, working from home. Alone.

Simon Holland (@simoncholland)Tue, 25 Oct 2022 02:01 +0000

Ok so I’m watching EEAAO for the first time, and…wait a sec…what are those??!

KILL-y Ellis 🔪 (@justkelly_ok)Fri, 28 Oct 2022 21:35 +0000

https://twitter.com/justkelly_ok/status/1586109345346920449

Checkhov’s butt plugs

skeLEton Kendall (@ephant)Fri, 28 Oct 2022 23:17 +0000

https://twitter.com/justkelly_ok/status/1586109345346920449

Oh man Kelly you're in for such a treat

ben | beardyBOO! 👻🎃🍬 (@beardyblue)Fri, 28 Oct 2022 21:35 +0000

https://twitter.com/beardyblue/status/1586109550502912000

Ok sounds like this will be somewhat addressed later, lmao - glad I wasn’t just imagining what those are

KILL-y Ellis 🔪 (@justkelly_ok)Fri, 28 Oct 2022 21:36 +0000

Spot on, and that's not just conjecture: I worked at Reddit. Reddit tried being the free speech platform, and then I and many other people had to spend years cleaning it up just to get women and advertisers to consider coming back.

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Enjoying the hell out of @reckless’ series of predictions (and sharpening my knives.)

Nandini Jammi (@nandoodles)Fri, 28 Oct 2022 13:28 +0000

Evan Hamilton (@evanhamilton)Fri, 28 Oct 2022 16:08 +0000

Advertisers love 4chan so this should go great for musk washingtonpost.com/technology/202…

Molly Jong-Fast (@MollyJongFast)Fri, 28 Oct 2022 16:54 +0000

doing code review by reading a print out, marking my favorite parts with a highlighter and adding a lil “good job” sticker in the corner

evil maid (@lenazun)Sat, 29 Oct 2022 01:23 +0000

Just setting up my printr 🖨

Katie Jacobs Stanton (@KatieS)Sat, 29 Oct 2022 01:18 +0000

https://twitter.com/CaseyNewton/status/1586084525020323840

Here it is: Twitter engineers were told today to *print out* their last 30 to 60 days of code, so they could show it to Elon Musk himself. Then they were told wait, no, actually, please shred all that code you just printed out. Subscribe to read ➡️ platformer.news/p/elon-takes-o…

Casey Newton (@CaseyNewton)Fri, 28 Oct 2022 22:45 +0000

By me: By buying Twitter, Elon Musk has created his own hilarious nightmare interc.pt/3sGLwc4

Jon Schwarz, Mayor, Arkham MA (@schwarz)Fri, 28 Oct 2022 19:58 +0000

I took today off. Wife and I hung out, saw a movie. Later, I got real sad because tomorrow was Sunday, so weekend is over. Then wife says, “it’s Friday! You got two more days!” WOOT! I recommend this technique to everyone. Forget what day it is and gain a whole day! It’s a gift🥰

Scott Hanselman (@shanselman)Sat, 29 Oct 2022 05:55 +0000

Ya'll said you were gonna stop using github as well 😏

Amit Serper 🇺🇦🌻 (@0xAmit)Fri, 28 Oct 2022 03:44 +0000

https://twitter.com/ashtom/status/1585665455968194561

I wouldn't consider "developer first" the mass stealing of code and implicitly making many people complicit that is copilot.

@javierg@mstdn.social (@javier_guerra_g)Fri, 28 Oct 2022 10:52 +0000

Well @elonmusk now owns this place so here’s a warm welcome to him and his fans

Jessica (Ka) L. Burbank, MPA (@JessicaLBurbank)Fri, 28 Oct 2022 15:12 +0000

https://twitter.com/Amy_Siskind/status/1586134524315856901

That’s not new. If you don’t want your shares tracked, find the ? and delete the code after that. Works on most sites.

Lisbeth Darsh 📚 (@lisbethdarsh)Fri, 28 Oct 2022 23:57 +0000

https://twitter.com/marktyrrelluk/status/1586100915324522501

According to hackernews you could build twitter in an afternoon in Lua

Wes Bos (@wesbos)Fri, 28 Oct 2022 21:03 +0000

https://twitter.com/grant_posell/status/1586108653664604160

Just to give you an idea of how many things Twitter has written code for: Desktop browser, mobile browser/pwa, Android, iOS, support website, blog, cms for those, their font, backend, server/container infra, moderation, HR, advertising, and any custom devtools to make those.

tato (@drewtayto)Fri, 28 Oct 2022 22:00 +0000

https://twitter.com/yjliang_my/status/1586122908346511360

It can be called whatever you want, buddy

Jacob (@Jacob62439298)Sat, 29 Oct 2022 00:06 +0000

https://twitter.com/yjliang_my/status/1586122908346511360

Many companies have switched to using main, man.

D (@blaadeeblaa)Fri, 28 Oct 2022 22:45 +0000

*casually scans 800,000 lines of code* LGTM 👍

Wes Bos (@wesbos)Fri, 28 Oct 2022 20:51 +0000

https://twitter.com/Nikolo_z/status/1586126788740075521

There are two live-streaming engines in the app. Hardly a json parser

Wes Bos (@wesbos)Fri, 28 Oct 2022 22:46 +0000

Twitter laid me off today. If you know of any open positions for project managers and senior software engineers, let me know. I was the PM in charge of that feature that shows you a good tweet before the whole timeline refreshes so you can't find it

🎃 SPOOKY 👻 BRAINED 🧠 (@bantablack)Fri, 28 Oct 2022 19:41 +0000

i would not be surprised in the slightest if "rahul ligma" became the new twitter CEO by the end of next week

Kylie Robison (@kyliebytes)Fri, 28 Oct 2022 19:03 +0000

One thing furries specifically can do is make the word "musk" utterly unsearchable and I believe we can all make this happen

cursed gem (@TheGemAgenda)Fri, 28 Oct 2022 01:26 +0000

We don’t talk enough about the anticipatory grief of watching your parents age.

Michael Fulwiler (@MichaelFulwiler)Thu, 27 Oct 2022 22:33 +0000

For those of you who are feeling a bit anti-Semitic right now…

Jimmy Kimmel Live (@JimmyKimmelLive)Fri, 28 Oct 2022 04:36 +0000

I expect Twitter to remain mostly the same under Elon except it’ll somehow get massive federal subsidies and occasionally burst into flames

Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein)Wed, 26 Oct 2022 22:26 +0000

The amount of brainwashing needed to think the richest guy on earth owning Twitter, the second richest guy owning the Washington post, and the fifth richest guy owning Facebook and Instagram could possibly be a good thing is immense.

Read Jackson Rising by @CooperationJXN (@JoshuaPHilll)Fri, 28 Oct 2022 00:26 +0000

we are all Rahul Ligma

Gene Park (@GenePark)Fri, 28 Oct 2022 19:35 +0000

In typical fashion, half the breaking news about what is happening at Twitter, as posted on Twitter, turns out to be false. These are not data engineers: they’re pranksters, pretending to have been fired. It works: I see this tweet quoted as source across my feed.

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It’s happening Entire team of data engineers let go. These are two of them #TwitterTakeover

Deirdre Bosa (@dee_bosa)Fri, 28 Oct 2022 17:09 +0000

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Fri, 28 Oct 2022 18:13 +0000

My friends who are great backend and data engineers have been asked to leave Twitter. Please reach out to Dinesh Sukondeez, Rahul Ligma, Saq Madiq, Mike Rotchburns For any Backend/Data engineering openings

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Friends inside Twitter tell me that Ruhal Ligma’s boss, Dinesh Sukondeez has also been laid off and is walking out of the building now. #TwitterTakeover

yoni rechtman (@yrechtman)Fri, 28 Oct 2022 18:22 +0000

rm -rf * (@Parikshit_K_)Fri, 28 Oct 2022 21:01 +0000

Friends inside Twitter tell me that Ruhal Ligma’s boss, Dinesh Sukondeez has also been laid off and is walking out of the building now. #TwitterTakeover

yoni rechtman (@yrechtman)Fri, 28 Oct 2022 18:22 +0000

I'm creating a list of all my friends who were let go from twitter today in hopes of finding them new jobs. anybody would be lucky to have these amazing people on their team Rahul Ligma Dinesh Sugondeez Anita Rapjalips Yash Kisma Please get in touch for contact info

Wesam (@wesamo__)Fri, 28 Oct 2022 21:18 +0000

Lol. One of the reported Twitter engineers fired was named Rahul Ligma. Ligma.

unusual_whales (@unusual_whales)Fri, 28 Oct 2022 18:45 +0000

Since we're all talking about leaving twitter again can I bring back the idea of migrating to linkedin en masse and just totally destroying the professional vibe over there

Alex Haagaard (they / them) (@alexhaagaard)Thu, 27 Oct 2022 21:46 +0000

Welcome to 𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝗧𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗥 When you receive 𝟰𝟮𝟬 𝗟𝗜𝗞𝗘𝗦 you will earn 𝟭 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗞 𝗕𝗨𝗖𝗞. When you earn 𝟲𝟵 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗞 𝗕𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗦 you can say 𝗔 𝗦𝗟𝗨𝗥

Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen)Fri, 28 Oct 2022 02:05 +0000

took me forever to accept that the ✨big secret✨ to writing is just: 1. write, even if it’s bad 2. that’s it

ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl)Fri, 28 Oct 2022 01:00 +0000