Also I'm just gonna say it: incels don't want sex. If they wanted sex, they'd be having sex. They want the validation of having had sex with a "high value" female, which is very different from actually wanting sex. Sex is not difficult to come by if you're not a creep.

Q. McLamore (@GhawinRiver)Wed, 19 Oct 2022 17:42 +0000

https://twitter.com/GhawinRiver/status/1582790346286981122

Also, while I've never done so, y'all know sex workers exist, right? If it's really just about sex, they'd go hire one. They don't, because they devalue them as humans and resent their professional skills. They want "high value" women to validate their masculinity, not sex.

Q. McLamore (@GhawinRiver)Wed, 19 Oct 2022 17:48 +0000

"i'm not queer" well, david, queer is historically a political position emphasizing solidarity between sexual and gender minorities in resistance to oppression, and you're explicitly more interested into assimilating into straightness. so yeah, we know.

lucky devil (@SatansJacuzzi)Wed, 19 Oct 2022 20:30 +0000

If Liz Truss watched one movie or TV show from the Marvel Cinematic Universe on each day of her tenure as Prime Minister, she wouldn’t have watched it all.

Dermot Ward (@chizmund)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 13:19 +0000

Liz Truss has done some terrible things, but resigning the day after we record the last ever episode of Mock The Week is up there

Angela Barnes (@AngelaBarnes)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 12:36 +0000

If we were recording tonight…

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https://twitter.com/daraobriain/status/1583075799766556673

Marcus Clarke (@_marc_clark_)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 13:20 +0000

Dara Ó Briain (@daraobriain)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 14:21 +0000

Must have IBS to work in IT

shenetworks (@notshenetworks)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 15:35 +0000

The best part of arguing with someone is them writing you a novel and just replying with "I'm not reading all of that. Be blessed."

Sailor Ghoul 👻 (@javavvitch)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 20:56 +0000

whatever you think of liz truss, it takes real courage to come out and deliver a resignation speech like this with the eyes of the entire country on you

Stan's Account (@tristandross)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 13:17 +0000

https://twitter.com/demarionunn/status/1583081420872101888

BREAKING: King Charles is stuck in the Suez Canal

Rick 👻BOO👻tita (@RickBetita)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 13:19 +0000

https://twitter.com/ParikPatelCFA/status/1583208264128266240

to like your tweets

Max Sharpe (@MaxSharpe1990)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 21:27 +0000

https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1583207339834081280

And this is why you want to form a union folks.

Ricardo Gutiérrez (@icaito)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 21:25 +0000

Alright Britishians. I have heard all of your appeals for help and have decided to take action. I have met with the rest of the West African delegation, and after careful consultation, we shall convene a new stabilization mission to rescue your troubled little island. Stay tuned.

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BBC Breaking News (@BBCBreaking)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 12:35 +0000

Chris O. Ògúnmọ́dẹdé (@Illustrious_Cee)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 12:53 +0000

https://twitter.com/Illustrious_Cee/status/1583078996686024716

Please don't forget to put the mission forces under the control of a trading company.

Barry Dorrans (@blowdart)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 17:05 +0000

We recorded the final Mock the Week last night. Jesus, she can’t even get that right. twitter.com/skynews/status…

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Sky News (@SkyNews)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 12:31 +0000

Dara Ó Briain (@daraobriain)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 12:40 +0000

It's not just a general election we need. It's a complete democratic makeover. It should begin with getting the money out of politics, and full financial transparency for everyone in public life.

George Monbiot (@GeorgeMonbiot)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 13:06 +0000

. @trussliz omg just heard there’s a leadership election nxt week????? u shud run babe youd be perfect!!! 💝💫💥

Joe Lycett (@joelycett)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 13:30 +0000

Puppies learning how to swim for the first time...

B&S (@____B_S____)Wed, 19 Oct 2022 22:07 +0000

Time to reload. Next lettuce is on the way, @DailyStar 🥬

Deliveroo (@Deliveroo)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 13:28 +0000

[unfolding a sheet of paper and looking into your eyes] In these wedding vows, the key words "MUST", "MUST NOT", "REQUIRED", "SHALL", "SHALL NOT", "SHOULD", "SHOULD NOT", "RECOMMENDED", "MAY", and "OPTIONAL" are to be interpreted as described in RFC 2119.

Reuven Lazarus (@rlazarus)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 21:03 +0000

My son has lived through four chancellors, three home secretaries, two prime ministers and two monarchs. He's four months old.

Alan McGuinness (@Alan_McGuinness)Wed, 19 Oct 2022 17:07 +0000

What you are seeing here is a pre-roll ad in the video of a promoted tweet. Twitter's adverts have adverts 🤯

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Wed, 19 Oct 2022 21:18 +0000

chaos! in the government

Carol ⭐️ (@CarolSaysThings)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 07:49 +0000

RT @youwouldknow Me getting my clothes caught on a door handle when I’m already in a bad mood

Carol ⭐️ (@CarolSaysThings)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 10:44 +0000

Aspen hoped she could protect others from the man who had abused her as a child. She didn’t realise how slowly the case would move, or how many intrusive questions she would have to answer

“When I was 25, I was excited by the idea of running my own Kubernetes cluster. Now that I’m in my thirties, I want to deploy my software and just have it work.”

Maya Kaczorowski (@MayaKaczorowski)Wed, 19 Oct 2022 01:09 +0000

A massive chunk of ice extending far below the water's surface - known as a ‘Shooter’ - detaches itself from a glacier in Alaska and launches itself over 200ft into the air.

Michael Warburton (@MichaelWarbur17)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 01:22 +0000

my t-shirt saying > The key words "MUST", "MUST NOT", "REQUIRED", "SHALL", "SHALL NOT", "SHOULD", "SHOULD NOT", "RECOMMENDED", "MAY", and "OPTIONAL" on this t-shirt are to be interpreted as described in RFC 2119 is raising a lot of questions fully specified by the shirt

/plæd•fɪnʧ/ is (somewhat) offline 🌙 (@plaidfinch)Wed, 19 Oct 2022 17:58 +0000

Contribute to awslabs/duvet development by creating an account on GitHub.

Duvet is an #OpenSource tool from developers at AWS that extracts RFC 2119 requirements from IETF specifications, then generates a report on each requirement, where it is honored in source code, as well as how that code is tested. Neat! github.com/awslabs/duvet

Matt 'msw' Wilson (@_msw_)Thu, 13 Oct 2022 21:20 +0000

when harry potter said"i solemnly swear to blow up this monsters penis w/ a fire ball" i had to put the book down & bow my head for a moment

wint (@dril)Mon, 10 Oct 2022 03:20 +0000

Billy Ray Cyrus is engaged to a girl who is one year younger than Miley who he allegedly met on the set of Hannah Montana I literally want to puke and die. Also their FaceTune use is so weird what is even going on.

eevee 🕸 (@eeveepacini)Wed, 19 Oct 2022 03:27 +0000

See, I told you there'd be more of these! Man, this glaze is just so good.

Leslie Levings (@LeslieLevings)Wed, 08 Jun 2022 20:40 +0000

https://twitter.com/burgerdrome/status/1582917396649517056

same energy

swinging skulls (@Xythar)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 02:13 +0000

https://twitter.com/burgerdrome/status/1582917396649517056

the nature of silicon valley is that highly paid tech dinguses reinvent things that already exist and are perfectly serviceable. in this case, someone has reinvented the "are we the baddies?" sketch and appears not to have noticed

timb (@burgerdrome)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 02:13 +0000

completely obsessed with this post from Activision Blizzard HR. will be thinking about this all day

timb (@burgerdrome)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 02:11 +0000

The M1 mac battery life though...

Kris Nóva (@krisnova)Wed, 19 Oct 2022 18:59 +0000

I don’t know how bigger accounts handle notifications, I had one tweet go mini viral while I slept and my Twitter app just gave up 🐦

Patricia Aas 🐢🏳️‍🌈 (@pati_gallardo)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 06:04 +0000

Alien vs predator

beetle moses (@beetlemoses)Sat, 15 Oct 2022 15:30 +0000

https://twitter.com/gossipbabies/status/1582634029529985029

People big mad in the comments on here .. you know there’s places to get a pint besides Harrods mate !! Best of luck

cancela lansbury (@gossipbabies)Wed, 19 Oct 2022 23:23 +0000

London is wildly cheap. Every Uber is $8. A pint in $3. Dinner for two w wine and tip included is $40. Cover at the cheesiest gay club is $2.50 and a *pitcher* of Aperol Spritz is $14. This is the Des Moines of Europe

cancela lansbury (@gossipbabies)Wed, 19 Oct 2022 07:25 +0000

https://twitter.com/JEazy0/status/1582925942044864515

Considering the currency conversions nowadays, about the same /s

Steven Shea🇺🇦🎃👻 (@stevenlsjr)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 03:20 +0000

https://twitter.com/gossipbabies/status/1582634029529985029

Girl, I know you want engagement, but this is gaslighting.

👑 KING OF EDGING 👑 (@king_of_edging)Wed, 19 Oct 2022 16:48 +0000

King Charles I: Dissolved Parliament King Charles II: Dissolved Parliament King Charles III: 👀

Shaglom (@Shaglom)Thu, 08 Sep 2022 22:56 +0000