LMFAO, Elon Musk claimed "comedy is now legal on Twitter" but now he's suspending accounts that parody him, fucking snowflake

BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ (@mmpadellan)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 23:50 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1589414958508691456

i know I speak for my fellow conservatives who care about free speech when i say you are CRUSHING it. Please ignore the haters who keep pointing out how close you were with epstein and that your hair is fake

eve6 (@Eve6)Mon, 07 Nov 2022 04:46 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1589414958508691456

Favorite movie lines (@TitlesInMedia)Mon, 07 Nov 2022 02:28 GMT

https://twitter.com/Esqueer_/status/1589421611043938305

The guy who tweeted out conspiracy theory about Paul Pelosi after a conspiracy theorist bashed in his head is concerned with direct personal safety risks

Argle-Bargler (@ABargler)Mon, 07 Nov 2022 01:03 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1589414958508691456

Is that because flying everywhere is contributing to the death of this planet through CO2 emissions and will ultimately kill us all? x

Parody Laura Kuenssberg (@LKTranslator)Mon, 07 Nov 2022 11:21 GMT

We are here, on this website at this specific moment, to witness the most dunked-upon person in human history.

r/LegalAdvice.txt (@legaladvice_txt)Mon, 07 Nov 2022 02:28 GMT

Poorly Aged Things (@PoorlyAgedStuff)Mon, 07 Nov 2022 11:34 GMT

https://twitter.com/legaladvice_txt/status/1589444686347108353

Commemorate it with Oreos

Michael T. Rose (@MikeTRose)Mon, 07 Nov 2022 02:36 GMT

My thoughts and experiences in the world of software and technology

I think it would be very funny if Twitter used Stripe for payment processing, instead of Jack’s company.

the apocalypse, but make it fashion. ✨ (@ElleArmageddon)Mon, 07 Nov 2022 09:47 GMT

https://twitter.com/ElleArmageddon/status/1589555158287290369

I think it would be a very different kind of funny if Twitter tried to handle its own payment processing. 🙃

the apocalypse, but make it fashion. ✨ (@ElleArmageddon)Mon, 07 Nov 2022 09:52 GMT

As requested by the owner of this website, I have added ‘parody’ to my name so that no one ever gets confused and so he doesn’t cancel Me. It is so nice that comedy is legal again. I, for one, welcome our new insect overlord.

God Parody Account ⚡️ (@thegoodgodabove)Mon, 07 Nov 2022 00:17 GMT

I think we called it Star Wars

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Star Wars Culture (@SWCulture)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 13:50 GMT

🕷️miri's island✡️ (@DykescoSpider)Sat, 05 Nov 2022 22:49 GMT

https://twitter.com/type__error/status/1589557919015530497

nickrw (@nickrw)Mon, 07 Nov 2022 10:01 GMT

The pager schedule updated and I'm on call today, for a bunch of systems which I've only heard the names of before. The true experts in them are no longer here.

nickrw (@nickrw)Mon, 07 Nov 2022 09:49 GMT

When it came time to reckon with social media’s failings, nobody ran to the “web3” platforms. Nobody asked “can I get paid per message”? Nobody asked about the blockchain. The community of people …

https://twitter.com/natfriedman/status/1589051044369420288

This perpetuates a fundamentally bad idea: that you need to sacrifice health and friends etc to succeed in sv tech. Of course that’s not true and it sets young people on the wrong path.

Rasmus Andersson (@rsms)Sun, 06 Nov 2022 05:16 GMT

https://twitter.com/natfriedman/status/1589051044369420288

Nat, no. 1) this feature is no “great new thing. Let’s not pretend it is 2) there’s a huge difference between working hard because you’re personally motivated by the mission vs a culture of fear 3) you know how many people do their best work when they’re burnt out? None.

Sarah Drasner (@sarah_edo)Sun, 06 Nov 2022 12:54 GMT

What's the point of building 10 features that are destined to fail and waste your company's money?

Jaana Dogan ヤナ ドガン (@rakyll)Mon, 07 Nov 2022 06:15 GMT

https://twitter.com/rakyll/status/1589501860389728257

An engineer stopping a $10M mistake is doing more work than an engineer grinding for years. How do you award that?

Jaana Dogan ヤナ ドガン (@rakyll)Mon, 07 Nov 2022 06:18 GMT

Memo to the media: Please don't say inflation is at a 40-year high without also mentioning that corporate profits are at a 70-year high. Give the people the full picture.

Robert Reich (@RBReich)Thu, 03 Nov 2022 18:26 GMT

[reading the bible but getting impressed by the wrong parts] woah this guy had 12 friends in his 30’s

soul nate (@MNateShyamalan)Tue, 18 Oct 2022 21:22 +0000

When you're trying to enter the bios menu after booting

José M Sánchez 🤔 (@Josemas)Sun, 06 Nov 2022 10:26 GMT

https://twitter.com/callmekitto/status/1589407148462964736

also the iceberg got its start with apartheid emerald money and its wife left it

🌻✨️Lauren Dombrowski🏴‍☠️🍊 (@callmekitto)Mon, 07 Nov 2022 00:01 GMT

being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the titanic except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad

🌻✨️Lauren Dombrowski🏴‍☠️🍊 (@callmekitto)Sun, 06 Nov 2022 23:59 GMT

how it started vs how it’s going

taha (@KhanStopMe)Sun, 06 Nov 2022 23:14 GMT

https://twitter.com/Appyg99/status/1588917038881595392

In my experience most valuable engineers with in-out knowledge of complex domains & large codebases are too valuable to write code. Instead they act as leverage doing design, code reviews & PoCs. If they grew in the same company, their past LoC will be v high but not recent LoC.

Nitish (नितिश) (@nitish)Sat, 05 Nov 2022 15:51 GMT

https://twitter.com/Appyg99/status/1588917038881595392

At lots of Big Tech, during promotions, a frequent reason to deny promotions to senior and the next level (eg staff) is not frequent enough coding. They might not tell you this upfront btw. There’s the expectation that up to staff+ levels, you lead by example w coding output.

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Sun, 06 Nov 2022 09:40 GMT

Literally stupid. If I write a function, and EVERYONE uses that function over & over & over because it’s so incredibly useful, do I get LOC credit for every where it’s used? I swear, I’m gonna die whilst yelling “Goodhart’s law! They didn’t listen to Goodhart’s law!”

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Here is a big co secret (esp engineers whose main job is to code) — People will look at lines of code written to decide if you’re in or out. You can cry all about how it’s gameable, it’s not efficient etc. But that’s a metric all big cos use to assess poor performers.

Apoorva Govind (@Appyg99)Sat, 05 Nov 2022 15:31 GMT

Kyle Shevlin (@kyleshevlin)Mon, 07 Nov 2022 06:53 GMT

https://twitter.com/Appyg99/status/1588917038881595392

It’s actually not a metric the big companies use at all. Nor does it indicate poor performance. People working on the hardest problems write less code, because the work isn’t in the coding, it’s in solving the problem. This shows you don’t understand software development.

Kelly Ellis (@justkelly_ok)Sun, 06 Nov 2022 20:48 GMT

Naren is looking for next project (@DudeWhoCode)Mon, 07 Nov 2022 06:56 GMT

The dichotomy of a girl in sweat pants truly comfy boarding this plane and then also with a face full of makeup … truly wild to me.

reba t (@rebajesse)Mon, 07 Nov 2022 00:59 GMT

Who among us has not both fucked around and found out?

Hank Green is Changing his Name While He Can (@hankgreen)Sun, 06 Nov 2022 23:20 GMT

Forbidden frankfurters

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Hi there, to round out your weekend, you've officially been notified that there's endemic Mexican maize that has aerial roots that use bacterial colonies to fix nitrogen from the atmosphere. It looks like this. You needed to know that.

Planthropology Podcast🌵 (@Planthropology_)Sun, 06 Nov 2022 22:39 GMT

genecluck (@genehack)Mon, 07 Nov 2022 07:23 GMT

In my early 20s, I thought sleeping only for four hours a day and working 80+ hours a week was fine. I have two chronic diseases and I rely on meds now. Don’t compromise your sleep and health for a job even if you’re the founder.

Jaana Dogan ヤナ ドガン (@rakyll)Mon, 07 Nov 2022 07:39 GMT

anyway my favorite part of all this is watching musk try to follow the age-old internet advice of Post Thru It, but he is terminally incapable of Posting so it's just a bunch of weirdly unfunny stale memes. he wants so badly to be a poster but even in times of crisis, he is not

Kat Cosgrove (Rat Arc) 🐀 (@Dixie3Flatline)Sun, 06 Nov 2022 21:36 GMT

This wouldn’t be a problem if I could pay for a blue tick

Troy Hunt (@troyhunt)Sun, 06 Nov 2022 21:17 GMT

Advice for any tech worker who's been laid off: if your former employer comes running back to you asking for you to save their bacon, you can and should quote your "fuck off" consulting rates. Also, if it won't buy a house those rates are almost certainly not high enough.

Ada Worcester 🏳️‍⚧️ (@pikhq)Sun, 06 Nov 2022 02:19 GMT

https://twitter.com/pikhq/status/1589080024808062981

In the case of Twitter, y'all are negotiating with the richest man on the planet who just yesterday was claiming you were dead weight, and has spent the past week abusing you and your coworkers. _Think big_.

Ada Worcester 🏳️‍⚧️ (@pikhq)Sun, 06 Nov 2022 02:22 GMT

I can’t shake the feeling that some folks are licking their lips at the market downturn, hoping that the boundaries workers have set up to not be exploited are gone. They aren’t.

Sarah Drasner (@sarah_edo)Sun, 06 Nov 2022 20:39 GMT

https://twitter.com/sarah_edo/status/1589356737228079107

It feels like some CEOs want to ignore what we've learned about burnout culture. Folks are free to grind if that's their choice (often isn't, but should be). You can otherwise still get your best work done within business hours - healthy orgs don't leave you drained.

Addy Osmani (@addyosmani)Sun, 06 Nov 2022 20:49 GMT