Girls actually text each other like, "I’m meeting a guy allegedly named Brian here📍If he murders me here’s his Bumble pic so he can be brought to justice" and then the reply's like, "You got it girl - have fun tonight! 😘😜"

Mary Kobayashi (@MaryKoCo)Sun, 09 Oct 2022 00:15 +0000

hi im a cis person!!! i have noticed that you look fucking weird so im going to ask you and only you what are your pronouns!!! hope that is the right thing to do and doesnt make u feel targeted!!!!

frog cow boy (｡・//ε//・｡) (@frogmonkey420)Fri, 07 Oct 2022 12:28 +0000

The idea of alpha males is so funny bc guys really made up an upper class and then put themselves in it. Ok if you're an alpha male then I'm a turbo dude. That's one level higher. You wouldn't understand bc you're just an alpha, sorry.

Ron Iver (@ronnui_)Fri, 07 Oct 2022 17:15 +0000

I really wish more millennials would accept that JKR has been like this all along and you just didn't notice because you were kids enjoying a story about boy wizards.

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JKR has never been a feminist or left wing as evidenced by Harry Potter. 1. Slavery is okay. The one character who tries to abolish slavery is mocked for doing so. 2. Women fall into 3 categories: angel in the house, femme fatale or spinster.

Savannah Garcia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🌈🇬🇧 (@CherryxGarcia)Fri, 07 Oct 2022 20:07 +0000

Bodil, all her apes gone (@bodil)Sat, 08 Oct 2022 11:48 +0000

https://twitter.com/CherryxGarcia/status/1578477119495364608

6. The rampant fatphobia 7. Motherhood being held as a woman's ultimate goal 8. Anti semitic characateurs 9. Offensive HIV allegory in the form of Fenrir Greyback 10. Not making dumbledore explicitly gay in CoG and adding a single line in SoD that can be cut

Savannah Garcia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🌈🇬🇧 (@CherryxGarcia)Fri, 07 Oct 2022 20:07 +0000

https://twitter.com/bodil/status/1578713911989133312

And still we have people today telling us Tolkien was actually a devoted anti-racist anarchist who just happened to write books full of reactionary politics, the divine right of kings and skin tone as a reliable indicator of Evil.

Bodil, all her apes gone (@bodil)Sat, 08 Oct 2022 11:48 +0000

JKR has never been a feminist or left wing as evidenced by Harry Potter. 1. Slavery is okay. The one character who tries to abolish slavery is mocked for doing so. 2. Women fall into 3 categories: angel in the house, femme fatale or spinster.

Savannah Garcia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🌈🇬🇧 (@CherryxGarcia)Fri, 07 Oct 2022 20:07 +0000

https://twitter.com/CherryxGarcia/status/1578477117007765506

3. Harry doesn't take a political stance on anything or enact systemic change despite being the main character. In fact, he becomes a wizard cop for a corrupt government. 4. A black character is named Kingsley Shacklebolt... 5. An East Asian character is named Cho Chang...

Savannah Garcia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🌈🇬🇧 (@CherryxGarcia)Fri, 07 Oct 2022 20:07 +0000

https://twitter.com/bodil/status/1578713910051758080

Look, I get it, I used to be just as hard into Tolkien when I was a kid, and lots of people who predate HP are still in denial about how problematic his stuff was. It's OK that you didn't notice as a kid. Not so much as an educated adult.

Bodil, all her apes gone (@bodil)Sat, 08 Oct 2022 11:48 +0000

https://twitter.com/bodil/status/1578713914988466176

I don't even care if you're a Tolkien fan today, as long as you acknowledge those problems. Likewise, you need to stop pretending the Harry Potter books aren't brim full of JKR's assorted bigotries. More so because the people she's persecuting today can hear you loud and clear.

Bodil, all her apes gone (@bodil)Sat, 08 Oct 2022 11:54 +0000

https://twitter.com/CherryxGarcia/status/1578477125815844864

I could go on... the older I've got, the more I realise that HP is just centrist garbage.

Savannah Garcia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🌈🇬🇧 (@CherryxGarcia)Fri, 07 Oct 2022 20:07 +0000

https://twitter.com/CherryxGarcia/status/1578477122485878784

11. Poverty is acceptable in a society with only 3000 people and literal magic I.e the Weasleys 12. Bellatrix can't just be a nazi. She is in love with voldemort. She has to be evil for a man. 13. Snapes love for lily was pure and beautiful not creepy and incel like

Savannah Garcia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🌈🇬🇧 (@CherryxGarcia)Fri, 07 Oct 2022 20:07 +0000

#Bowser for @Pixel_Dailies #pixel_dailies #ドット絵 #pixelart #MarioMovie

Ночь (@hoybhoyb)Fri, 07 Oct 2022 20:41 +0000

Such great advice from @rstephensme #monktoberfest

Sobre Alization (@monkchips)Fri, 07 Oct 2022 15:06 +0000

https://twitter.com/qikipedia/status/1578716843337912320

...or approximately three American meals.

Mike T (@CiderBotherer)Sat, 08 Oct 2022 12:03 +0000

Her final battle. Her deadliest enemies 🔥 The Power of the Doctor, coming 23rd October 2022. #DoctorWho

Doctor Who: The Power of the Doctor 🔥 (@bbcdoctorwho)Sat, 08 Oct 2022 12:13 +0000

I am, how the French say, le tired

Megan @ NYCC Table K15 (@DoodleForFood)Sat, 08 Oct 2022 12:10 +0000

Look there's an edit button. And you can't do anything sneaky because people can view edit history. It shows how many likes and retweets each version got—so if a tweet goes viral and then you edit it to change its meaning, it'll be very obvious to everyone. Very well thought out! twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Tim Urban (@waitbutwhy)Fri, 07 Oct 2022 15:56 +0000

techies are fun to hang out with because you get to find out about decades old rivalries between linux tools named shit like “plonk” and “zslap” that do the exact same thing and how every plonk user genuinely thinks zslap users deserve the death penalty

some missing bit of home (@NONBlNARY)Mon, 03 Oct 2022 18:29 +0000

TW: These images were passed around a WhatsApp group which included serving and retired Met Police officers. They are not a Police family, they are the UK’s biggest gang. They’ll never have my trust. What Newsnight uncovered is just the tip of the iceberg.

Michael Morgan (@mikewhoatv)Fri, 07 Oct 2022 07:17 +0000

https://twitter.com/mikewhoatv/status/1578283276560912385

This is the appalling stuff they try to pass off "as just banter". We'll if this is there idea of banter, or a joke. You can only imagine what the serious stuff would be like. Sickening.

Chris is good (@CmOverdose)Fri, 07 Oct 2022 07:51 +0000

A new perspective on the Tarantula Nebula! 🕷 Thousands of never-before-seen young stars are spotted in this stellar nursery captured by the James Webb Space Telescope.

Canadian Space Agency (@csa_asc)Fri, 07 Oct 2022 11:58 +0000

https://snarfed.org/bridgy_logo.png https://snarfed.org/bridgy_logo.png I’ve added a significant new Bridgy Publish feature: Micropub support! Up until now, Bridgy Publish offered two ways to post to …

https://twitter.com/NotPokket/status/1578493066830581760

Morgan is just as big a man-child as Tate. They're pathetic

Tol Phontos (@TolPhontos)Fri, 07 Oct 2022 21:14 +0000

dressing up as cocaine for halloween so he’ll do me in the bathroom at a party

it's me sally darr (@sallydarr)Fri, 07 Oct 2022 17:35 +0000

I found it. The worst game of fuck marry kill. twitter.com/judiciarygop/s…

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Kanye. Elon. Trump.

House Judiciary GOP (@JudiciaryGOP)Fri, 07 Oct 2022 00:05 +0000

Elizabeth Spiers (@espiers)Fri, 07 Oct 2022 18:38 +0000

Just spoke to someone who was looking at a number of different companies for their next role. 2-3 days in the office was a dealbreaker. Do you know what companies that ruled out? Some of the biggest names in the business. Wonder how that’s going to play out.

Laurie (@laurieontech)Fri, 07 Oct 2022 21:12 +0000

https://twitter.com/laurieontech/status/1578493514869919744

Keep in mind, this is someone who was hired straight out of a top tier CS program into a FAANG role. Worked there for a number of years and moved into a senior position. This is the next generation of talent. And they’re missing out. (Caveat: you can be amazing without that)

Laurie (@laurieontech)Fri, 07 Oct 2022 21:16 +0000

I'm sorry but "non-fungible" will always mean "impossible to turn into a mushroom" to me

Stacy's Flag Means Spooky (@DarkLiterata)Fri, 07 Oct 2022 02:09 +0000

Living my best Twitter life by being the mortal enemy of JK Rowling TERFs, Elon Musk fans, toxic YouTubers and communists who think the smartest move is not voting.

Brianna Wu (@BriannaWu)Fri, 07 Oct 2022 15:58 +0000

"Most men who want to abuse women don't feel the need to change their gender to do it". @NicolaSturgeon hits back at JK Rowling's claims she's destroying women’s rights telling LBC "abusive men are the risk to women, not trans women" @ginadavidsonlbc | l-bc.co/3V8zyFb

LBC (@LBC)Fri, 07 Oct 2022 15:28 +0000

The far right: *use the idea of protecting children & the family to attack lgbtqia+ lives for literally decades* JK Rowling: what an own goal to compare me to the far right for doing exactly the same thing.

norks (@notCursedE)Fri, 07 Oct 2022 17:57 +0000

RT @__femb0t

Carol ⭐️ (@CarolSaysThings)Fri, 07 Oct 2022 15:34 +0000

https://twitter.com/simonw/status/1578445946626576384

This is a reason of my projects are open source code that people run themselves: that way I can mostly avoid the risk of accidentally losing or leaking user data! Also why I've been taking the responsibility of launching my Datasette Cloud SaaS platform very seriously indeed

Simon Willison (@simonw)Fri, 07 Oct 2022 18:06 +0000

https://twitter.com/simonw/status/1578445744712785922

I've learned this lesson before: the moment you build a side-project with user accounts it stops being a side-project: it's now an unpaid job, with very real responsibilities

Simon Willison (@simonw)Fri, 07 Oct 2022 18:03 +0000

Dear mastodon.technology community, I have sad news that I have decided to shut down the mastodon.technology instance. In accordance with the Mastodon Server Covenant , the server will be shut down no earlier than December 1, 2022. The server is currently having problems with intermittent availability. The cause of…

Some news! This week I joined @snyksec as Product Director for Snyk Container. Feels so good to be back in R&D but OMG I’ve got a lot to learn! Wish me luck!

Hannah Foxwell (@HannahFoxwell)Fri, 07 Oct 2022 15:45 +0000

https://twitter.com/nootle4/status/1578088838735560705

youre not entitled to shit

Lamb Sauce (@LambSauceLctr)Thu, 06 Oct 2022 18:24 +0000

https://twitter.com/nootle4/status/1578088838735560705

The benefit was playing way earlier than everyone else. Seems fair.

Chris (@ChrisRosado95)Thu, 06 Oct 2022 18:27 +0000

https://twitter.com/nootle4/status/1578089977518477313

"oh no, people are disagreeing with me. nvm lol" instead of saying "nvm" realize why what you said made no sense and learn from it

Dav (@DavrK_)Thu, 06 Oct 2022 18:51 +0000

https://twitter.com/nootle4/status/1578088838735560705

I wouldn't say no to an "early adopter" community profile. But other than that.... Out reward really is just having it sooner.

LuciusCaesar (@KainKravitch)Fri, 07 Oct 2022 06:17 +0000

https://twitter.com/LambSauceLctr/status/1578088927847669762

You had the chance to pre order, why would you deserve free stuff?

PandaAssassin (@Matthew_DC_)Thu, 06 Oct 2022 18:26 +0000

https://twitter.com/nootle4/status/1578088838735560705

I bet you're also mad about student credit relief

Felipe Perez Roa (@fperezroa)Thu, 06 Oct 2022 19:25 +0000

https://twitter.com/nootle4/status/1578088838735560705

Why? The people that waited got their shit first. You're witnessing what preordering is. People who preorder get it first... Then the masses...

Derek Oleynik (@KnickOllie)Thu, 06 Oct 2022 19:36 +0000

BIG NEWS today! ✨ Steam Deck is now available without a reservation! Order one, we'll ship it to you: steamdeck.com 📺 The Docking Station is available, too! Connect to peripherals and displays in style: steamdeck.com/dock 💾 Plus, lots of new software features:

Steam Deck (@OnDeck)Thu, 06 Oct 2022 18:23 +0000

https://twitter.com/Ronelle__/status/1578095986638921728

“If I was yt, I’d be sh**ting schools. But I’m black so I’m shooting my shot” go ahead and make a remix out of it :)

𝕂𝕪 𝕓𝕒𝕓𝕪 🇵🇪🥵 (@kyiibaby)Fri, 07 Oct 2022 10:17 +0000