https://twitter.com/eddiejaoude/status/1584313444920360960

Beers on a Friday (with no real alternatives for anybody that doesn't drink alcohol) Dogs allowed in the (open plan) office (with no consideration for anybody that might be allergic) And neither is a selling point for people who would work from home

Mark Baker 🇪🇺 (@Mark_Baker)Mon, 24 Oct 2022 00:50 +0000

prime_minister_final_final_FINAL.docx

Max Kashevsky (@MaxKashevsky)Mon, 24 Oct 2022 13:28 +0000

I congratulate Rishi Sunak & welcome colour not being a showstopper to becoming Prime Minister Its wonderful that any privately educated billionaire can aspire to such a position My dream is a child of state education & impoverished working class heritage will one day emulate him

nazir afzal (@nazirafzal)Mon, 24 Oct 2022 13:05 +0000

Rishi Sunak is becoming Prime Minister. His family is loaded so caviar and lobster on the menu for me from tomorrow.

Larry the Cat (@Number10cat)Mon, 24 Oct 2022 13:05 +0000

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 PM Rishi Sunak in buoyant mood after discovering that 90% of the public have forgotten that he received a fixed penalty notice for breaking lockdown restrictions.

Politics For You (@PoliticoForYou)Mon, 24 Oct 2022 17:22 +0000

If you're being interviewed for a job in tech, which questions do you think are good to ask because they will reveal red flags about how the company treats their people and the company's attitude to work?

Stuart Langridge (@sil)Mon, 24 Oct 2022 17:34 +0000

Rishi Sunak has been crowned our third Prime Minister in 7 weeks. Chosen by around 200 Tory MPs - less than 0.0003% of the public - in what became a contest with one candidate. He has no democratic mandate. We need a #GeneralElectionNow

Nadia Whittome MP (@NadiaWhittomeMP)Mon, 24 Oct 2022 13:17 +0000

Rishi Sunak and his wife sit on a fortune of £730,000,000. That’s around twice the estimated wealth of King Charles III. Remember this whenever he talks about making “tough decisions” that working class people will pay for.

Nadia Whittome MP (@NadiaWhittomeMP)Mon, 24 Oct 2022 09:52 +0000

Rishi Sunak as Prime Minister isn’t a win for Asian representation. He’s a multi-millionaire who, as Chancellor, cut taxes on bank profits while overseeing the biggest drop in living standards since 1956. Black, white or Asian: if you work for a living, he is not on your side.

Nadia Whittome MP (@NadiaWhittomeMP)Mon, 24 Oct 2022 13:25 +0000

Says a lot about Eddie Izzard that she's prepared to stand for election despite it requiring her to be flayed alive by the transphobic hysteria coursing through Britain right now. What a warrior she is. Smart and brave. Respect.

Fiona Scott-Norman (@FScottNorman)Sun, 23 Oct 2022 23:14 +0000

Puppy and I are gonna visit a puppy daycare today so that I can go to London for @kcduk_io 👉🏻👈🏻

Anaïs Urlichs ☀️ (@urlichsanais)Mon, 24 Oct 2022 07:50 +0000

https://twitter.com/tomtucka/status/1584474066530226177

Yes, that is def part of it. I leave her alone for up to two hours now while she is sleeping & she is a very independent dog -- it's more about my separation anxiety👉🏻👈🏻🫣

Anaïs Urlichs ☀️ (@urlichsanais)Mon, 24 Oct 2022 10:05 +0000

Calling out racism doesn’t divide your community - it’s just acknowledging your community was divided already.

David Lo Pun-ch Nazis (@helpmeskeletor)Sun, 23 Oct 2022 10:47 +0000

Best update you can do to your blog is to write new content. 📝

Doeke Norg (@doekenorg)Mon, 24 Oct 2022 09:14 +0000

We're just so polarized today. On one side are people who believe that if they don't win, then the election was stolen from them & they are entitled to engage in armed violence to "take back their country." On the other side are people who are trying to win by getting more votes.

Seth Cotlar (@SethCotlar)Sun, 23 Oct 2022 16:01 +0000

https://twitter.com/mipsytipsy/status/1580370688728174592

And just to end on a petty/ridiculous note ... there were a couple times this year that Liz wasn't allowed to be on stage for some event because "only VPs and C-levels" were allowed. Eyeroll. Whatever. #therewefixedit Congrats, Liz. 🥰

Charity Majors (@mipsytipsy)Thu, 13 Oct 2022 01:35 +0000

I am so incredibly happy to share that @lizthegrey is now our Field CTO. We try to handle promotions as confirmation of a job already being well done, and that is definitely the case here. Liz is an excellent developer advocate, but never "just" that. honeycomb.io/blog/honeycomb…

Charity Majors (@mipsytipsy)Thu, 13 Oct 2022 01:19 +0000

I don’t watch the dragon show but love how fired up the tweets are. Go off babes! Tell me what Viagra Targaryen did!!

Amy (@lolennui)Mon, 17 Oct 2022 02:53 +0000

https://twitter.com/dustinmoris/status/1584234673664065536

Nothing like telling people they are insane for trying to stop community spread and avoid making this pandemic worse We're still killing one ~9/11's worth of people a week, sorry that basic public health measures are so inconvenient for you, manbaby theatlantic.com/health/archive…

nicholdayve of the dead (@nicholdav)Sun, 23 Oct 2022 18:54 +0000

https://twitter.com/dustinmoris/status/1584234673664065536

If you are still insecure and fearing insanity about wearing a simple piece of cloth in front of your mouth, you might benefit from therapy.

quassy 🧡 🚲 🏳️‍🌈 (@quassy7)Sun, 23 Oct 2022 23:25 +0000

https://twitter.com/dustinmoris/status/1584234673664065536

Dustin, this is a really, really bad take. 1) you follow me. My family includes immunocompromised people. We still avoid most things and mask whenever indoors. 2) "living life again" means people I love could be hurt.

Sean Killeen 🇺🇦 (@sjkilleen)Sun, 23 Oct 2022 19:14 +0000

extremely disappointed that @github changed the mask policy from “required” to “optional” for GitHub Universe 3 weeks before the event. that kind of bait and switch isn’t okay. twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

tyranny siren 🧜🏻 (@bitandbang)Sun, 23 Oct 2022 09:35 +0000

https://twitter.com/dustinmoris/status/1584234673664065536

so you’re ableist and hope immunocomprimized people die, got it.

tyranny siren 🧜🏻 (@bitandbang)Sun, 23 Oct 2022 17:27 +0000

obligatory black hole sun

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Astronomers have recently discovered a black hole closer to the Sun than any other known black hole, at a distance of only 1550 light-years!!! Astronomically speaking, this black hole is “practically in our backyard”🕳️🌌 Image credit: Sloan Digital Sky Survey/Chakrabart et al.

JAS-per the friendly 👻 (@astro_jaz)Mon, 24 Oct 2022 02:27 +0000

EricaJoy (@EricaJoy)Mon, 24 Oct 2022 04:58 +0000

gf googled “mega man” and i asked why she did that and she said “i just wanted to see him”

sorrel "the mummy" kerr-jung🎃 (@sorrelkj)Sun, 23 Oct 2022 01:57 +0000

If you’ve already seen a piglet balancing itself on a rolling ball today, just keep scrolling. 🐷

TG (@TG22110)Sun, 23 Oct 2022 21:15 +0000

https://twitter.com/JeffreyEvans1/status/1584320566520999936

next I activate this ratio

Stanzi ❤️‍🔥 (@stanzipotenza)Mon, 24 Oct 2022 05:33 +0000

https://twitter.com/stanzipotenza/status/1584412662393294848

this is funnier when u realize that a lotta dudes that act like this have a super boring desk job. like ur not captain america bc u wear the uniform, you work in HR

📝 | sev misses yoongi 💜 (@heauxoh)Mon, 24 Oct 2022 05:35 +0000

https://twitter.com/stanzipotenza/status/1584417857487523842

**wait, a ratio?? b-but, but how?? they’ve already lost!! no one can take on the us army all by themselves!! there’s no way they’ll-** *RATIO = 100%+!!* **woah… that ratio… the army didn’t stand a chance!! i need to train even harder so i can become strong, just like them!!**

POPSTAR, AND KLAWMACHIN ALSO (PRON. CLAW MACHINE) (@klawmachin)Mon, 24 Oct 2022 06:20 +0000

finally, someone took the bait

Stanzi ❤️‍🔥 (@stanzipotenza)Mon, 24 Oct 2022 05:13 +0000

https://twitter.com/ohhoe/status/1584419644437188608

fr though

rachell (@ohhoe)Mon, 24 Oct 2022 05:42 +0000

last week somebody suggested 9 am to me as a meeting time and i laughed out loud. this is not the NAVY bitch. 9 am is still snug as a bug in a rug hours. please be serious.

caleb hearon (@calebsaysthings)Mon, 24 Oct 2022 05:34 +0000

never speak so rudely

Dont Show Your Cat (@DontShowYourCat)Mon, 08 Aug 2022 13:32 +0000

https://twitter.com/KingLibertarian/status/1584220923921858566

Mark_Ruffalo_VEVO (@MarkRuffaloVEVO)Sun, 23 Oct 2022 16:37 +0000

why do people read opinion pieces?? i barely care what i myself think

Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein)Mon, 24 Oct 2022 00:26 +0000

https://twitter.com/dvarets/status/1581207662548484097

If I may be so bold your Imperial Highness, that is sort of the point of the show

Mock The Week (@MockTheWeek)Sat, 15 Oct 2022 09:02 +0000

@MrEdByrne is always gonna be a real People Pleaser Bravo!

Kevin Wardrop (@kevinwardrop)Sat, 15 Oct 2022 02:05 +0000

https://twitter.com/changelog/status/1584281176650358784

1️⃣ Changelog News with @jerodsanto 🗞 We revisit last week's @harmonai_org story, @JamieTanna on posting his salary history publicly, @sytses' @OpenCoreVenture fund, @lzsthw thinks Stripe is like Paypal in 2010 & the Helix Editor 🦀 🎧 changelog.fm/news-2022-10-17

Changelog (@changelog)Sun, 23 Oct 2022 20:30 +0000

The maskless in-person conferences are an effective reinforcer of groupthink. More than one person that avoided infections until now telling me they got infected when attending because they ceded to the pressure of their peers.

Diego Bassani, PhD (@DGBassani)Sun, 23 Oct 2022 20:49 +0000

If I had a nickel for every great 2020 game where you have a gun that's more an idea than a gun and you're fighting interdimensional enemies while collecting floppy disks in a dreamlike world, I'd have 10 cents. Which isn't a lot but it's still weird it happened twice.

foone🏳️‍⚧️ (@Foone)Mon, 17 Oct 2022 12:49 +0000

https://twitter.com/coherentstates/status/1583936007849668609

Are these “lonely men” willing to be stay-at-home dads? Are they great at housework? Are they feminists? Do they have something to offer to modern career women who reject patriarchal gender roles? No? Then many of them are *voluntarily* celibate.

Icona 📚 (@iconawrites)Sun, 23 Oct 2022 13:45 +0000

https://twitter.com/coherentstates/status/1583936007849668609

Socially alienated men should get into healthy hobbies like having cats instead of doing mass shootings.

jon (@fellatravels)Sat, 22 Oct 2022 22:04 +0000

https://twitter.com/coherentstates/status/1583936007849668609

The fear has always been that if women were okay with being single, they would no longer settle for horrible men. Men no longer able to have sex without improving themselves has always been the worst case scenario for them.

The Lion Man (@WriterBen01)Sun, 23 Oct 2022 07:21 +0000

https://twitter.com/SandtheB/status/1583955242722291712

do you think the women's depression in this case doesn't matter or what

Allergic to my own Swag (@coherentstates)Sat, 22 Oct 2022 22:59 +0000

https://twitter.com/SandtheB/status/1583956987091378176

It absolutely is a problem that men are dying. But men are the ones that have virtually all of the power, wealth, and privilege in society. Perhaps they should use it to help one another rather than crying about women not being there to care for them.

jess (@jesstheunstill)Sun, 23 Oct 2022 04:01 +0000