i’ve only been back on the dating scene for a year after 5 years being out of the game and I have to say how crazy it is that men will be like “im miserable, i hate my job, I hate myself”and then expect me to stick around. why? i already have like 6 jobs, my calendar is full.

jourdain (@judysquirrels)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 14:02 +0000

As an Arab, I have to ask: Is Britain ready for democracy?

Fatima Said (@fatimazsaid)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 12:56 +0000

Regularly rotate your password by using the name of the current UK Prime Minister.

Robert Smallshire (@robsmallshire)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 20:21 +0000

One minister, asked who they want to take over as leader, says: “I don’t give a f*ck anymore. I’m going to find a bar.”

Ben Kentish (@BenKentish)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 18:06 +0000

they call it "single sign on" but they should call it "dozen-flickering-redirects sign on"

Cathode Ray Dude (@crdudeyoutube)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 19:50 +0000

to drop twitter i'm gonna need to do rss feeds again - what's the best google reader revival?

Pumpkin Spice Lindsey (@lindseybieda)Fri, 21 Oct 2022 04:22 +0000

IM IN TEARS THERES NO WAY CHANNEL 4 DID THIS HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAB #LizTruss

spooky!sum 👻 steves sweet ghoul (@moththing97)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 18:59 +0000

Here's the full clip of how Channel 4 News ended this evening. "I've got a blank space baby, and I'll write your name."

Stuart's (@feelinglistless)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 20:39 +0000

lol at the right wing TV channel inviting us on to "discuss" the question "Is it selfish to not have children?" No it's not. What's selfish is coercing people who don't want children to have children, to prop up your capitalist perpetual growth machine

We are Childfree (@WeareChildfree)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 11:34 +0000

https://twitter.com/Loveeve65702806/status/1582942779621396480

Lol, no. Women aren't creating hate communities online to strategize rapes and murders of men while worshipping other mass murderers of men. They aren't inventing dehumanizing lingo. Y'all want so badly to normalize your violent bigotry by suggesting it's a shared position.

The Road Jess Travelled (@JessPected)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 17:35 +0000

https://twitter.com/GhawinRiver/status/1582792284550369281

And this matters, because while being a man in this society is actively damaging to men given that they get conflicting implicit and explicit messages that encourage them to be monstrous and predatory, incels made their own bed on this one. They didn't need to turn out like this.

Q. McLamore (@GhawinRiver)Wed, 19 Oct 2022 17:57 +0000

https://twitter.com/GhawinRiver/status/1582790772260495360

I guarantee you that for every incel out there, there's at least three women who woulda jumped their bones once upon a time, had they not either devalued them for being curvy, rejected them for being sex positive, alienated them with rampant misogyny, or some similar failing.

Q. McLamore (@GhawinRiver)Wed, 19 Oct 2022 17:54 +0000

https://twitter.com/GhawinRiver/status/1582789390580953090

I am short, overweight, have multiple mental disorders, and eat ALL THE SOY I CAN FIT IN MY MOUTH. Yet I've never had any trouble attracting people, and have spent maybe 4 months of my adult live single, cumulatively. It's easy to find sexual partners if you do the bare minimum.

Q. McLamore (@GhawinRiver)Wed, 19 Oct 2022 17:46 +0000

Also I'm just gonna say it: incels don't want sex. If they wanted sex, they'd be having sex. They want the validation of having had sex with a "high value" female, which is very different from actually wanting sex. Sex is not difficult to come by if you're not a creep.

Q. McLamore (@GhawinRiver)Wed, 19 Oct 2022 17:42 +0000

https://twitter.com/GhawinRiver/status/1582790346286981122

Also, while I've never done so, y'all know sex workers exist, right? If it's really just about sex, they'd go hire one. They don't, because they devalue them as humans and resent their professional skills. They want "high value" women to validate their masculinity, not sex.

Q. McLamore (@GhawinRiver)Wed, 19 Oct 2022 17:48 +0000

"i'm not queer" well, david, queer is historically a political position emphasizing solidarity between sexual and gender minorities in resistance to oppression, and you're explicitly more interested into assimilating into straightness. so yeah, we know.

lucky devil (@SatansJacuzzi)Wed, 19 Oct 2022 20:30 +0000

If Liz Truss watched one movie or TV show from the Marvel Cinematic Universe on each day of her tenure as Prime Minister, she wouldn’t have watched it all.

Dermot Ward (@chizmund)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 13:19 +0000

Liz Truss has done some terrible things, but resigning the day after we record the last ever episode of Mock The Week is up there

Angela Barnes (@AngelaBarnes)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 12:36 +0000

If we were recording tonight…

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https://twitter.com/daraobriain/status/1583075799766556673

Marcus Clarke (@_marc_clark_)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 13:20 +0000

Dara Ó Briain (@daraobriain)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 14:21 +0000

Must have IBS to work in IT

shenetworks (@notshenetworks)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 15:35 +0000

The best part of arguing with someone is them writing you a novel and just replying with "I'm not reading all of that. Be blessed."

Sailor Ghoul 👻 (@javavvitch)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 20:56 +0000

whatever you think of liz truss, it takes real courage to come out and deliver a resignation speech like this with the eyes of the entire country on you

Stan's Account (@tristandross)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 13:17 +0000

https://twitter.com/demarionunn/status/1583081420872101888

BREAKING: King Charles is stuck in the Suez Canal

Rick 👻BOO👻tita (@RickBetita)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 13:19 +0000

https://twitter.com/ParikPatelCFA/status/1583208264128266240

to like your tweets

Max Sharpe (@MaxSharpe1990)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 21:27 +0000

https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1583207339834081280

And this is why you want to form a union folks.

Ricardo Gutiérrez (@icaito)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 21:25 +0000

Alright Britishians. I have heard all of your appeals for help and have decided to take action. I have met with the rest of the West African delegation, and after careful consultation, we shall convene a new stabilization mission to rescue your troubled little island. Stay tuned.

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Liz Truss to resign as UK prime minister after 45 days in office bbc.in/3TCLYDH

BBC Breaking News (@BBCBreaking)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 12:35 +0000

Chris O. Ògúnmọ́dẹdé (@Illustrious_Cee)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 12:53 +0000

https://twitter.com/Illustrious_Cee/status/1583078996686024716

Please don't forget to put the mission forces under the control of a trading company.

Barry Dorrans (@blowdart)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 17:05 +0000

We recorded the final Mock the Week last night. Jesus, she can’t even get that right. twitter.com/skynews/status…

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Sky News (@SkyNews)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 12:31 +0000

Dara Ó Briain (@daraobriain)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 12:40 +0000

It's not just a general election we need. It's a complete democratic makeover. It should begin with getting the money out of politics, and full financial transparency for everyone in public life.

George Monbiot (@GeorgeMonbiot)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 13:06 +0000

. @trussliz omg just heard there’s a leadership election nxt week????? u shud run babe youd be perfect!!! 💝💫💥

Joe Lycett (@joelycett)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 13:30 +0000

Puppies learning how to swim for the first time...

B&S (@____B_S____)Wed, 19 Oct 2022 22:07 +0000

Time to reload. Next lettuce is on the way, @DailyStar 🥬

Deliveroo (@Deliveroo)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 13:28 +0000

[unfolding a sheet of paper and looking into your eyes] In these wedding vows, the key words "MUST", "MUST NOT", "REQUIRED", "SHALL", "SHALL NOT", "SHOULD", "SHOULD NOT", "RECOMMENDED", "MAY", and "OPTIONAL" are to be interpreted as described in RFC 2119.

Reuven Lazarus (@rlazarus)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 21:03 +0000

My son has lived through four chancellors, three home secretaries, two prime ministers and two monarchs. He's four months old.

Alan McGuinness (@Alan_McGuinness)Wed, 19 Oct 2022 17:07 +0000

What you are seeing here is a pre-roll ad in the video of a promoted tweet. Twitter's adverts have adverts 🤯

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Wed, 19 Oct 2022 21:18 +0000

chaos! in the government

Carol ⭐️ (@CarolSaysThings)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 07:49 +0000

RT @youwouldknow Me getting my clothes caught on a door handle when I’m already in a bad mood

Carol ⭐️ (@CarolSaysThings)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 10:44 +0000

Aspen hoped she could protect others from the man who had abused her as a child. She didn’t realise how slowly the case would move, or how many intrusive questions she would have to answer

“When I was 25, I was excited by the idea of running my own Kubernetes cluster. Now that I’m in my thirties, I want to deploy my software and just have it work.”

Maya Kaczorowski (@MayaKaczorowski)Wed, 19 Oct 2022 01:09 +0000

A massive chunk of ice extending far below the water's surface - known as a ‘Shooter’ - detaches itself from a glacier in Alaska and launches itself over 200ft into the air.

Michael Warburton (@MichaelWarbur17)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 01:22 +0000

my t-shirt saying > The key words "MUST", "MUST NOT", "REQUIRED", "SHALL", "SHALL NOT", "SHOULD", "SHOULD NOT", "RECOMMENDED", "MAY", and "OPTIONAL" on this t-shirt are to be interpreted as described in RFC 2119 is raising a lot of questions fully specified by the shirt

/plæd•fɪnʧ/ is (somewhat) offline 🌙 (@plaidfinch)Wed, 19 Oct 2022 17:58 +0000

Contribute to awslabs/duvet development by creating an account on GitHub.

Duvet is an #OpenSource tool from developers at AWS that extracts RFC 2119 requirements from IETF specifications, then generates a report on each requirement, where it is honored in source code, as well as how that code is tested. Neat! github.com/awslabs/duvet

Matt 'msw' Wilson (@_msw_)Thu, 13 Oct 2022 21:20 +0000

when harry potter said"i solemnly swear to blow up this monsters penis w/ a fire ball" i had to put the book down & bow my head for a moment

wint (@dril)Mon, 10 Oct 2022 03:20 +0000