https://twitter.com/LeeHillORM/status/1588618963998621696

He's not the wealthiest man who ever lived. It's pretty damning that you're so insecure that you get defensive on some rich loser's behalf.

biblically accurate uncle (@coolthulu)Sat, 05 Nov 2022 03:36 GMT

There is nothing better than waking up and enjoying a fresh, steaming cup of my own urine. Such a tangy way to start the day, and it’s scientifically proven to help brain cells grow. If you want to be like me, drink your pee.

Elon Musk (@ChrisWarcraft)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 15:37 GMT

No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits)Sat, 05 Nov 2022 08:11 GMT

oh shit

born miserable (@bornmiserable)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 06:30 GMT

This would actually make a journalist more trustworthy for me than a checkmark decided by some obscure team at a tech company with no accountability. r2.do/@ralf/10927340…

Esther (@selfawaresoup)Sat, 05 Nov 2022 10:27 GMT

Elon Musk: Welcome to my Twitter, you can say anything here now! Advertisers: it's kinda sleazy, tho EM: STFU, you WILL like it bitches Advertisers: actually, we're leaving EM: How dare you? Did Lefties tell you to? We'll thermonuclear you!!!!

BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ (@mmpadellan)Sat, 05 Nov 2022 06:00 GMT

What a coincidence: “The layoffs included a number of people who were scheduled to be on call this weekend and early next week to monitor for signs of foreign disinformation, spam and other problematic content around the election” washingtonpost.com/technology/202…

Mark Sumner🌻 (@Devilstower)Sat, 05 Nov 2022 01:09 GMT

how many incidents do you think twitter has in a day, how many do you think they're going to have, how many do you think they have the capacity to respond to now

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Sat, 05 Nov 2022 08:00 GMT

it seems like elon definitely uses his verified notifications tab which is going to make it really funny when anyone can buy their way onto it

eevee ❎ (@eevee)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 21:59 GMT

"If I can login to this computer, I possibly still have a job" is not the way we should be learning about this whims of a megalomaniac

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https://twitter.com/grkn/status/1588641808363716610

I told her "If I can login to this computer, I possibly still have a job". I typed my password, hmm it worked. Then went to my email, ok it seems to still work. Logged out, tried logging in back, ok that's still there.

Gurkan Oluc (@grkn)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 21:18 GMT

bencord0 (@bencord0)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 22:00 GMT

https://twitter.com/MarcusA99023815/status/1588376817605672960

Thor Ragnarok is every reason he should reboot power rangers

Marcus Aguilar (@MarcusA99023815)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 19:31 GMT

Elon Musk (4/2022): “I don’t care about the economics at all” Elon Musk (11/2022): “Let’s charge people for a blue check, paywall videos, and charge people to send DMs to celebrities” Elon Musk (11/2022): “The woke left is why Twitter can’t make money”

Gabe Sanchez  (@iamgabesanchez)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 16:15 GMT

MY GOAT DISSED ANDREW TATE 😭

гг ~ 𖤐 (@tize4PF)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 04:54 GMT

I know a lot about writing comedy, so I bought a giant, unprofitable shoe store. I fired many employees and decided to charge Stephen King $8 a month to come to my store. Things are going badly and I believe it is the fault of a left-leaning powerful clown in upstate NY.

Eugene Mirman (@EugeneMirman)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 17:19 GMT

Me and the homies when we went outt

𝑮𝒊𝒐 🇲🇽 (@Palace_gio)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 03:07 GMT

pug owners: my dog is the cutest thing ever the dog:

PYPER🫐 (@badbbyaera)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 02:43 GMT

The worst part of all this is that, soon, we will have to rely on the @awscloud status page for outage information, which is only slightly less accurate than a stormtrooper.

Tim Banks: expense report edition (@elchefe)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 18:22 GMT

i think it is simply beautiful when a man is able to look past my mental illness and love me for my boobs

a (@aallleeexxxxxx1)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 02:35 GMT

I just saw this removed live on Elon Musk's page! "Readers added context they thought people might want to know" as twitter staff facing layoffs report the surge in advertisers cancelling their ads with Twitter.

Erin Reed (@ErinInTheMorn)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 16:40 GMT

laying off the entire curation team 4 days before incredibly consequential midterm elections in the U.S., just a genius move

Versha Sharma (@versharma)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 14:15 GMT

The init system that everybody loves to hate

When people on Twitter complain about their "free speech" being violated, they're literally only talking about content that harasses and calls for violence on vulnerable people. It's not good faith …

We need better role models in tech. Billionaire white dudes ain’t it.

Heldiney 🇺🇦 (@heldiney)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 19:18 GMT

I thought I looked nice in my sweater but my fiancée said I look like a retired member of the X-Men.

Alexis Pereira (@MrAlexisPereira)Thu, 03 Nov 2022 17:44 GMT

https://twitter.com/barry/status/1588547525392437251

At least give her credit.

Dr Meredith ‘Land Back’ Warren (@DrMJCWarren)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 15:31 GMT

If a dude can be CEO of three companies at the same time that just says to me CEO isn't a very demanding or important job.

Barry Petchesky (@barry)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 15:03 GMT

https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1588378772129992704

Considering where the rest of the money is coming from and the timing of everything, it’s undoubtedly malicious. Think about how valuable destroying a major tool of communication is to those who wish to end the powerful democracy currently teetering on a knife’s edge.

Megan Sutherlin (@MeganSutherlin)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 06:11 GMT

you know the terrible truth is the most obvious replacement for Twitter would actually be Tumblr, the dashboard is basically a good timeline, you can reblog stuff and add your own comments, you can build communities but still be part of a wider whole website, etc etc

Marie Le Conte (@youngvulgarian)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 19:03 GMT

Can confirm this is the real Elon. Any bad things posted from this account are directly attributable to Elon’s verified account. twitter.com/ejwillingham/s…

Twіtter API (@fake_api)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 15:56 GMT

Using email to notify employees of their termination is cowardly, spineless, and callous. twitter.com/tarajfrank/sta…

Vinciane de Pape (@vincianedepape)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 14:57 GMT

twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

Bird Website API (@fake_api)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 16:03 GMT

Elon Musk firing half of Twitter by email because he overpaid for the company and has no credible idea what to do with it is insane

Jason Knight (@onejasonknight)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 08:19 GMT

twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

🇺🇦 Ingvar Stepanyan (@RReverser)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 14:58 GMT

The new guy at Twitter dissolved all ERGs. No more Twitter Women or Blackbirds. This is so unbelievably wild to watch.

isa watson (@isadwatson)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 13:30 GMT

wont get to Tweet it, but here it is - the last @Twitter Tweet from my team and I Love y’all and thank you for the honor of a lifetime #OneTeam

Phonz (@Phonz)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 08:20 GMT

I really thought the latest tweet from The New Owner was from a verified satire account 🫢

Monica (@indigitalcolor)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 15:02 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1588538640401018880

Paris Marx (@parismarx)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 14:36 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1588538640401018880

Twitter is a private company and First Amendment protections do not apply to it. The same goes for advertisers who vote with their money. In order to fix an issue, you need to understand its parameters. You clearly do not.

Andrew C Laufer, Esq (@lauferlaw)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 14:55 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1588538640401018880

Wait a second, advertisers exercising their free speech by choosing not to spend money on your site and pressuring you to ensure moderation is kept is destroying free speech? Sounds like you are trying to destroy theirs.

Alejandra Caraballo 🐀 (@Esqueer_)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 14:54 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1588538640401018880

No, Elon - Twitter has a massive drop in revenue because of PEOPLE EXERCISING THEIR FREE SPEECH about you joining the company, trolling the Pelosi family, talking about ‘free speech absolutism’ and there being a 500% increase in racial slurs in days after you arrived.

Tom Coates (@tomcoates)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 14:29 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1588538640401018880

You tweeted a conspiracy theory from a website less credible than the National Enquirer like four days ago. We all need to look inward as well as outward.

Hank Green (@hankgreen)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 14:56 GMT

do any other tech reporters just feel like

shoshana wodinsky (she/her) (@swodinsky)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 12:01 GMT

Imagine living in a Mars colony with this management style

Jon Christian (@Jon_Christian)Wed, 02 Nov 2022 17:05 GMT

Imagine firing half the company a week after you bought it and being confident that you made good decisions twitter.com/carnage4life/s…

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By 9AM Pacific/Noon Eastern time tomorrow, Twitter employees will know if they're laid off or not depending on whether they get an email at their work (still have a job) or personal (fired) email. This approach is likely because everyone laid off will lose access to work email.

Dare Obasanjo 🐀 (@Carnage4Life)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 01:21 GMT

Simon Willison (@simonw)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 01:51 GMT

I got the email... I still have a job but I stayed up last night watching hard-working, talented, caring people get logged out one by one and I don't know what to say. Tweeps, you are remarkable. #OneTeam #TwitterLayoffs (My colleague captured it perfectly)

eli schutze🫡 (@elibelly)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 10:49 GMT

It is done. I’m incredibly proud of the @TwitterDev team(s), and the folks I’ve worked with across nearly 9 years to keep the API and developer platform vibrant. To those in our developer community: thank you. It was my honour to serve you.

Andy Piper (@andypiper)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 08:48 GMT