∃ a house ∈ New Orleans

Homie O'Morphism (@hayden_wlog)Thu, 27 Oct 2022 20:26 +0000

wish haunted houses had like a "chicken night" where you could walk through but nothing would jump scare you. all the monsters would be there but they'd just say hi and explain their little room's lore.

Big Spoopy Tim 🎃 (@bigmoneytim)Thu, 27 Oct 2022 15:12 +0000

The aim training modes have really been paying off

VT Kabe (@fpsKabe)Thu, 27 Oct 2022 17:14 +0000

parents will be like “omg remember that time something traumatic happened in your childhood and you responded like a CRAZY PERSON?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”

ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl)Thu, 27 Oct 2022 22:42 +0000

I didn’t know Kanye was Italian

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I will never make a diss record

ye (@kanyewest)Fri, 14 Dec 2018 03:46 GMT

Miri Hexeira 👻🎃🍄 (@AllegedlyMiri)Wed, 13 Jan 2021 02:43 GMT

How is Meta's VR division - not the entire company, but one division - losing a billon dollars a month? Staggering expenses for a division that theoretically has been selling products for money for years

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My words on Meta's current problems, which happen when you have an expensive solution in search of a problem. patreon.com/posts/current-…

M.H. Williams (@AutomaticZen)Fri, 28 Oct 2022 04:27 +0000

Katelyn Gadd (@antumbral)Fri, 28 Oct 2022 04:36 +0000

Unpopular opinion: If you think the industry is overstaffed, you are not carrying the pager enough. The industry is disproportionately staffed.

Jaana Dogan ヤナ ドガン (@rakyll)Thu, 27 Oct 2022 18:35 +0000

https://twitter.com/_Kelborn/status/1514824603125878784

genuine free speech like being openly homophobic/transphobic, saying the n-word and spreading dangerous misinfo without getting banned. Can't wait!

George V. (@georgvelis)Fri, 15 Apr 2022 10:37 +0000

https://twitter.com/_Kelborn/status/1514920007343521803

then please explain how your free speech is being violated. Because it seems like you are the one in the bubble who thinks twitter is out to get them constantly or something

George V. (@georgvelis)Fri, 15 Apr 2022 11:00 +0000

Here is a full minute of Francie ASMR. You look like you need it.

Cats of Yore (@CatsOfYore)Fri, 21 Oct 2022 22:48 +0000

🔥 TypeScript's `never` is great for making sure you hit every scenario when coding an if/else or switch statement

Wes Bos (@wesbos)Thu, 27 Oct 2022 14:35 +0000

Halloween costume idea. #ScarletWitch

alias (@itsjustanx)Thu, 27 Oct 2022 00:49 +0000

https://twitter.com/devongovett/status/1585463496354865153

It is my strong belief that VC-backed OSS creates perverse incentives that are fundamentally at odds with the open source ethos. It promotes competition over collaboration, lock-in over flexibility, marketing over innovation, and eventually, monetization.

Devon Govett (@devongovett)Thu, 27 Oct 2022 02:49 +0000

who the hell needs enemies when you got friends like these 😭

brando uchiha  (@imhighkeycool)Thu, 27 Oct 2022 00:12 +0000

John Oliver: “I am glad Kai is advocating for herself. But if I child has to be an activist, we have already failed that child. Because she should just get to be a kid and enjoy her life.” #LastWeekTonight #TransRightsAreHumanRights

Garin Pirnia (@gpirnia)Mon, 17 Oct 2022 04:01 +0000

y’all ain’t ready for the birate

Chaos Goddess she/her (@yourbirdgirl)Thu, 27 Oct 2022 20:42 +0000

Suella Braverman might become the shortest-serving Home Secretary in British history, beating Suella Braverman’s record

Toby Earle 🇺🇦 (@TobyonTV)Thu, 27 Oct 2022 07:38 +0000

it's always time to BeReal and never time to BeRailed 😔

hatsune mitski (zeph) (@zephanijong)Wed, 26 Oct 2022 22:26 +0000

t-shirt idea: CRYPTO means BASE64

george costanza (@veekorbes)Thu, 27 Oct 2022 10:37 +0000

Okay everybody it's Zero Hour for this website, post your favorite tweets and give them a little kiss goodbye.

Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__)Thu, 27 Oct 2022 02:11 +0000

One of the first things you'll notice as you enter are these arcade machines 🕹️🎮 Excited to see who gets the high scores... #dcldn22

Ed Holloway-George 🍝 (@Sp4ghettiCode)Thu, 27 Oct 2022 06:26 +0000

Kemi Badenoch could have used her first appearance as Women & Equalities Minister to ban conversion therapy, demand better trans healthcare and condemn the rise in LGBT+ hate crimes. Instead, she attacked the CEO of @PinkNews. The entire LGBT+ community have my full support.

Jeremy Corbyn (@jeremycorbyn)Wed, 26 Oct 2022 15:59 +0000

no idea how much longer this account will continue to exist, so i’ll just note that i have a website you can use to keep in touch with me with, like, rss and email and bookmarks and stuff 🦊 → ethanmarcotte.com

Ethan Marcotte (@beep)Wed, 26 Oct 2022 21:20 +0000

Fun that one of the kids who would spill onto the street from Boroughmuir High School in the afternoons exactly when I lived down the road from it is now the new Doctor Who.

Regardless of what happens after the Elon Musk acquisition (if it even still goes through!), I’ve been thinking a lot about the effect social media - and particular, Twitter - has had on me, and how …

Not all level mappings are created equal ⚖️ If you’re looking to make a move to a new company in another industry, compare their organizations level mapping using our level mapping tool! levels.fyi/?compare=Googl…

Levels.fyi (@Levelsfyi)Wed, 26 Oct 2022 19:38 +0000

https://twitter.com/miketaylor16481/status/1585299334899564544

And Jacob Rees-Mogg is a disgusting excuse for a MP and a human being. Do you even realise its a parody account 😂😂😂 honestly

MERLOT#FBPE#BLM 3.5% (@sharonwllms48)Wed, 26 Oct 2022 16:02 +0000

https://twitter.com/miketaylor16481/status/1585299334899564544

Criticising someone’s vocabulary when you yourself don’t know the difference between your and you’re is not a great look, Mike.

JJ (@jaymiz64)Wed, 26 Oct 2022 16:08 +0000

https://twitter.com/miketaylor16481/status/1585299334899564544

Who’s going to tell him?

Jane Newman (@jcnewman8)Wed, 26 Oct 2022 15:59 +0000

BREAKING: We must sadly say goodbye to Jacob Rees-Mogg who has returned to his crypt in Transylvania circa 1856 😭

Laura Kuenssberg Translator (@LKTranslator)Tue, 25 Oct 2022 15:13 +0000

"Getting caught out by your own emotions" or "there's an unexpected item in your baggage area"

danee, goddess of dinosaurs 🦖 (@itsdaneesaur)Wed, 26 Oct 2022 15:25 +0000

married w children, but make it queer

ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl)Wed, 26 Oct 2022 16:05 +0000

https://twitter.com/WaltzInExile/status/1585234584136220679

it’s a common phrase / notion that you die twice, first when you stop breathing and second when someone mentions your name for the last time

sami (◡‿◡✿) (@samiwittwer)Wed, 26 Oct 2022 12:32 +0000

https://twitter.com/cottoncandaddy/status/1585103216651685889

Hugh Nguyen, the enemy of pronounced letters

Chris(tina) (@nosweeterinnoce)Wed, 26 Oct 2022 09:43 +0000

https://twitter.com/nosweeterinnoce/status/1585205401469202432

I applaud them for having a silent G in two languages

An (@apnuyen)Wed, 26 Oct 2022 14:10 +0000

https://twitter.com/cottoncandaddy/status/1585103216651685889

This makes me think of 'the last time your name is said on earth' idea. And how people truly never know who they are to other people out there in the world.

janedra (@jane_dra)Wed, 26 Oct 2022 10:52 +0000

sometimes when we’re working through an argument david and I will cite the specific city hall worker who officiated our ceremony from his desk like “we promised hugh nguyen we’d stick through this”

sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) (@cottoncandaddy)Wed, 26 Oct 2022 02:57 +0000

The devil on my left shoulder: the kids won’t notice if you just eat some of the good candy. The worse devil on my right: establish dominance and eat it all right in front of their faces.

Ousa Medusa (@MedusaOusa)Wed, 26 Oct 2022 13:21 +0000

You could cancel your Netflix account or the government could #MakeHousingMoreAffordable – tell us what you'd prefer:

Shelter (@Shelter)Thu, 13 Oct 2022 05:00 +0000

My posts are often shared on Reddit, Hacker News and other sites. Hooray for more post views! But also NOT yay 💀 So I started an experiment. What if I could show people a friendly message on my site based on the site they came from? 🤔

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Using @Netlify Edge Functions to show banners based on the HTTP referer request header 👀

⚡️ Salma | whitep4nth3r (@whitep4nth3r)Mon, 17 Oct 2022 11:48 +0000

⚡️ Salma | whitep4nth3r (@whitep4nth3r)Wed, 26 Oct 2022 10:40 +0000

RT @reduct_rs REPORT: Temporary Hack You Made to Get a Feature Out to Become Permanent Part of Codebase

Carol ⭐️ (@CarolSaysThings)Wed, 26 Oct 2022 06:09 +0000