congrats to every Twitter employee who commits their entire venv/ for avoiding the layoffs. Elon needs allstars like you who can push 200k lines of code in a single merge.

Senior PowerPoint Engineer (@ryxcommar)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 21:28 GMT

https://twitter.com/bj_carter/status/1588699827197837312

Roku's working on it. In the meantime there's VPN (Very Probably No) way to watch it legally. I'm sure you have a TORRENT of other questions, but I have to move along, sorry.

Al Yankovic (@alyankovic)Sat, 05 Nov 2022 02:28 GMT

Weird Al, proletarian polka king

Abe Goldfarb (@AbeGoldfarb)Sun, 06 Nov 2022 00:34 GMT

https://twitter.com/ClatchardCraig/status/1589203286535843841

No the translation is the Conservatives controlling the media and allowing a decent point being taken out of context to make the opposition appear bad

Ryan Vens (@ryan_vens)Sun, 06 Nov 2022 10:35 GMT

you don’t understand, this is my emotional support dying social media platform

Taryn (@_aceinthehole)Sat, 05 Nov 2022 03:25 GMT

I love this image. Saturn's moon Mimas, hanging in space in front of the giant planet's northern hemisphere. The bands across the planet are the shadows of Saturn's rings, which make an appearance at the bottom of the scene.

Paul Byrne (@ThePlanetaryGuy)Sat, 05 Nov 2022 21:56 GMT

https://twitter.com/ladyaeva/status/1589218107717210120

lmao eat shit twitter i'm going to bed

aeva (@ladyaeva)Sun, 06 Nov 2022 11:36 GMT

"Verification" means nothing in a week so shout out to the blue checks facing God and walking backwards into hell.

Matt Boyd (@3PSboyd)Sat, 05 Nov 2022 18:48 GMT

Every time I hear a Tory MP complain about £5 million or £50 million being spent on asylum seekers I remember that they spent £120 million on the Festival of Brexit which included putting an old empty oil rig on display in Weston-super-Mare

Matt Chorley (@MattChorley)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 08:22 GMT

The contradictory Oxford comma use, the missing punctuation, the random insertions of Elon-speak… It’s always immediately noticeable when copy editors get fired

Kat Tenbarge (@kattenbarge)Sat, 05 Nov 2022 20:54 GMT

From a Twitter engineer who was fired on Friday: “We built this already, and the whole product team that created this functionality was fired. Same with the other product ideas Elon is sharing (eg better search).”

twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Sun, 06 Nov 2022 12:14 GMT

saw an article that was like "big butts aren't hot anymore" and that is absolutely not a decision you get to make on my behalf

Cohen is a ghost (@skullmandible)Sat, 05 Nov 2022 15:36 GMT

My 7 yo just asked ME when was his birthdate. I told him his birthday and the exact time of birth. Him: you know too much of my personal business.

Princess| Household Wellness (@themultiplemom)Sat, 05 Nov 2022 16:15 GMT

I am a freedom of speech absolutist and I eat doody for breakfast every day

Elon Musk (@SarahKSilverman)Sun, 06 Nov 2022 00:31 GMT

https://twitter.com/SarahKSilverman/status/1589052710485385216

This is now canon

Fifty Shades of Whey (@davenewworld_2)Sun, 06 Nov 2022 01:35 GMT

No identity verification, & 8 bucks for a verified account? Get ready for the new cyber criminal playbook: use stolen credit card to buy verified Twitter account, impersonate real customer support channels, trick users into handing over account details in DM, account takeover.

twitter.com/rmac18/status/…

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We saw internal docs with more insight into the new Twitter Blue: -Launch on Nov. 7 but only in current markets (US, CA, Aus, NZ) -Check marks for subscribers, no current ID authentication -Some features announced by Musk won't be ready -Euro launch soon nytimes.com/2022/11/03/tec…

Ryan Mac 🙃 (@RMac18)Thu, 03 Nov 2022 22:56 GMT

Rachel Tobac (@RachelTobac)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 03:08 GMT

New "Dear Console,…" script: get all external links as markdown. codepo8.github.io/dearconsole/sc…

Chris Heilmann (@codepo8)Sun, 06 Nov 2022 08:28 GMT

Elon Musk trying to rapidly and without consultation jam the square peg of his libertarian fever dream into the round hole of Twitter like a month after watching the spectacular failure that was Liz Truss trying the same thing with the UK economy. She beta tested for you, man.

Dmitry Grozoubinski (@DmitryOpines)Sat, 05 Nov 2022 08:40 GMT

https://twitter.com/philsturgeon/status/1588844128003305472

Underrated use of a password manager

Hugh Wells (@crablabuk)Sun, 06 Nov 2022 09:46 GMT

If you're thinking "I don't want to make another account on Mastodon" take this oppertunity to clear out all the other random shit accounts you don't need and balance it out. I am rampaging through 1Password closing everything. JetBlue, British Airways, Carta, Mancrates(?!).

Tree Sturgeon 🚵🔥🌍 (@philsturgeon)Sat, 05 Nov 2022 10:42 GMT

https://twitter.com/joinmastodon/status/1588959499708432384

...because the point of verification should be about actually verifying who you are, not about paying for fancy badge and utilizing an algorithm to artificially inflate your social media clout. 📈

Mastodon (@joinmastodon)Sat, 05 Nov 2022 18:22 GMT

The state can't fix all your problems. We don't have time because we are far too busy causing most of them.

Parody Rishi Sunak (@Parody_PM)Sat, 05 Nov 2022 19:05 GMT

There’s a lot of talk about me not being cool. Erm, I’ll just leave this here.

Mat Ryer (@matryer)Sun, 06 Nov 2022 09:57 GMT

Musk firing half of the workers at Twitter while complaining that the woke left is ruining the platform is the perfect summary of the current conservatives movement. Get power, make things worse, play the victim.

Read Jackson Rising by @CooperationJXN (@JoshuaPHilll)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 16:24 GMT

Gen X is tired. We know we need to vote, just quietly leave a pamphlet and let us alone. One of the nicest things about being a hermit whose driveway looks like nobody lives here is that no goddamned door knockers show up. No Mormons, no JWs, no political ones, nobody.

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Hot take: I have knocked thousands of doors, and here are the generations ranked by friendliness. 1.) Millennials 2.) Boomers 3.) Silent/Greatest Generation … 100.) Gen X

C.M. Lewis (@thehousered)Sat, 05 Nov 2022 01:01 GMT

Shepherd (@NeolithicSheep)Sun, 06 Nov 2022 05:23 GMT

https://twitter.com/NeolithicSheep/status/1589126331404808192

We now acknowledge that it is rude to randomly call people on the phone, but somehow showing up in person and expecting someone to stop what they are doing and talk to you about about topic not of their choice is fine. How!?!!

Dawn F as in (@obi_dawn)Sun, 06 Nov 2022 05:33 GMT

https://twitter.com/markwright26/status/1588669872938311680

Satire is literally part of the free speech that everyone is screeching about.

Dr. Harold Finch (@DaDocFinch)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 23:17 GMT

https://twitter.com/TinaDesireeBerg/status/1588653330670444544

good thing i’ve got this huh

baja blastoise (@ScoootTM)Sat, 05 Nov 2022 08:51 GMT

https://twitter.com/markwright26/status/1588669872938311680

Parody is free speech and is protected by the First Amendment.

Adult Human Annalise (@ActualAnnalise)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 23:18 GMT

https://twitter.com/TinaDesireeBerg/status/1588653330670444544

This account needs to be reinstated stat.

Notorious TDB is not paying to keep her blue check (@TinaDesireeBerg)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 22:21 GMT

https://twitter.com/TinaDesireeBerg/status/1588657942148317184

Elon we get it. You don’t want free speech you want to control speech.

Notorious TDB is not paying to keep her blue check (@TinaDesireeBerg)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 22:23 GMT

Stop glamorizing overwork! It’s like a fairytale that ends with a wedding. You don’t see what happens after.

Laurie (@laurieontech)Sun, 06 Nov 2022 01:31 GMT

Tweeps are just hanging out in Slack saying nice things to each other until their access is cut off. I’ve never seen anything like it. Some really incredible people leaving Twitter tonight. We are all worse off without them there

Casey Newton (@CaseyNewton)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 04:16 GMT

tell me you hang out with tories without telling me you hang out with tories twitter.com/eva_b89/status…

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Did you know that when a British person wants you to pour the tea, they say "will you be mother?" because I didn't and the first time it happened I was convinced I was in a haunted doll possession scenario.

Dr Eva Burke (@Eva_B89)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 17:25 GMT

Andy Bell (@piccalilli_)Sun, 06 Nov 2022 08:14 GMT

https://twitter.com/anammostarac/status/1587087379168636928

Pointing out that your sound good, hustle-culture compatible tweet is not factually true, and is promoting toxic work culture prime for burn out is not getting mad.

Bogdan Buduroiu (@bruvduroiu)Tue, 01 Nov 2022 01:34 GMT

https://twitter.com/anammostarac/status/1586682257682882561

I didn't destroy as much value as Elon did this week, that's for sure

Eric23332 (@eric23332)Mon, 31 Oct 2022 16:35 GMT

https://twitter.com/Storm4Congress/status/1588671555860848640

You mean after you refused a direct order to keep other service members safe from a pandemic that could harm the army if left unchecked? Seems pretty selfish and un-patriotic to me, I don't think you should have receive any compensation.

Eli871 (@Eli871)Sat, 05 Nov 2022 00:15 GMT

https://twitter.com/Storm4Congress/status/1588671555860848640

Just 1 jab? So.. you were just never in then? because you get pumped full of them in basic.

Penelope Says… (@divapbitz)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 23:26 GMT

Apparently @elonmusk has a limit to what is acceptable free speech.

Notorious TDB is not paying to keep her blue check (@TinaDesireeBerg)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 22:04 GMT

Four day work weeks should be the norm. But no: even now, CEOs have to work multiple jobs to stay afloat.

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Today, the global economic output (productivity) per person is 4.4 times larger than in 1950, even after accounting for inflation. Now, we produce more while working less.

Peter H. Diamandis, MD (@PeterDiamandis)Sat, 05 Nov 2022 20:05 GMT

Grady Booch (@Grady_Booch)Sun, 06 Nov 2022 07:54 GMT

https://twitter.com/esthercrawford/status/1587709705488830464

When you work in a toxic workplace. #SleepWhereYouWork

Grady Booch (@Grady_Booch)Sun, 06 Nov 2022 00:57 GMT

https://twitter.com/natfriedman/status/1589051044369420288

At Xamarin I left every day at 5pm and I prioritized a healthy life/work balance - and hope I lead my people that way. I think that asking people to work extra hours just give you low quality output. And in the context of these layoffs is crass.

Miguel de Icaza 🐀 (@migueldeicaza)Sun, 06 Nov 2022 01:45 GMT

https://twitter.com/esthercrawford/status/1587709705488830464

what the actual fuck

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Wed, 02 Nov 2022 21:55 GMT

if i have a contentious software opinion, it's that you can build a great product on time without resorting to human sacrifice which doesn't sound that contentious, but wait until you tell a founder slash ceo that you're not a fan of sleep deprivation and unpaid overtime

tef (tired) (@tef_ebooks)Sun, 06 Nov 2022 01:33 GMT

new terf tactic: if they misgender you, ask what theirs is. when they reply, say “prove it.” dismiss everything they provide, anything they say. pressure them on proving it I’ve tried this multiple times and it always works

Miss Gender (@girldrawsghosts)Sun, 06 Nov 2022 02:26 GMT

Some joker impersonating me said I drink my own urine every morning. This is false. I drink it at various times of the day

Elon Musk (@jephjacques)Sat, 05 Nov 2022 16:52 GMT

Proof that humans will feverishly leverage their dopamine circuits — for the provider, not the self. Look familiar? twitter.com/the_gilp/statu…

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Optimizing dopamine loops

Gilp (@The_Gilp)Sat, 05 Nov 2022 23:19 GMT

Andrew D. Huberman, Ph.D. (@hubermanlab)Sun, 06 Nov 2022 03:36 GMT