Excelente masajeador...o no?

Google Bizarro (@google_bizarro)Sat, 29 Oct 2022 21:59 +0000

Baby!!!

Cat Society (@coolcatsociety)Fri, 07 Oct 2022 16:41 +0000

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Uma fato curioso do depoimento de Carla Zambelli na delegacia hj: Ela estava sozinha. Não tinha nenhum bolsonarista ali apoiando, dando qualquer tipo de suporte. Nenhum camisa verde amarela além dela própria. Abriram mão dela muito mais rápido do que largaram o Roberto Jefferson.

Sheila de Carvalho (@she_carvalho)Sun, 30 Oct 2022 04:17 GMT

mikannn (@mikannn)Sun, 30 Oct 2022 11:07 GMT

I saw this shared in a LinkedIn software testing/QA group. If you're a tester and agree with this image, you should reevaluate your role because this just means you're a poor coworker.

Dev Tester (@DevTesterBlog)Sun, 30 Oct 2022 06:23 GMT

Someone asked in my recent keynote “how do we get devs to care about quality?” Stop joking that they’re the enemy. Words have power and every time you joke that you make dev cry or break things, you’re setting up an adversarial, unhealthy relationship.

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I saw this shared in a LinkedIn software testing/QA group. If you're a tester and agree with this image, you should reevaluate your role because this just means you're a poor coworker.

Dev Tester (@DevTesterBlog)Sun, 30 Oct 2022 06:23 GMT

Jenny Bramble (@jennydoesthings)Sun, 30 Oct 2022 11:55 GMT

I do not understand the impulse to expose yourself without consent. I don’t even want to show my body to people who want to see it.

Morgan Murphy (@morgan_murphy)Sat, 29 Oct 2022 23:43 +0000

seeing so many people being ariel for halloween makes me cry 😭💕✨

Halle (@HalleBailey)Sat, 29 Oct 2022 23:03 +0000

https://twitter.com/thegirlcoder/status/1586342790010908672

Woow, this blowing up, to be clear I thought this to be an obvious joke , have seen so many variations of it myself but it clearly wasn’t. Didn’t mean to come off as insensitive to the folks that actually lost their jobs, I will be muting this tweet now🙏🏽

𝐋𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐚 (@thegirlcoder)Sun, 30 Oct 2022 09:25 GMT

When I say “heheheh” this is what I mean

PYPER🫐 (@badbbyaera)Sat, 29 Oct 2022 18:14 +0000

Come on lets see it 😛✨

Blobby and Friends (@blobbynfriends)Sat, 29 Oct 2022 18:35 +0000

Woke means anti-racist. If you're anti-woke, you're pro-racist. It's as simple as that, Torygraph. #ToriesOut115 #SackBraverman

🏛️GOV2.UK (@GOV2UK)Sun, 30 Oct 2022 11:31 GMT

Obama: I’m getting old and gray. Black lady: You fine than a mfer.

Renee (@PettyLupone)Sat, 29 Oct 2022 18:51 +0000

https://twitter.com/ResNeXtGuesser/status/1586515748352012288

5465 🏳️‍⚧️ Team Water 💧 (@546five)Sun, 30 Oct 2022 00:32 +0000

Image prediction: cheeseburger Confidence: 67.49% Submission by @PugNeon

neural net guesses memes (@ResNeXtGuesser)Sun, 30 Oct 2022 00:30 +0000

Yes, of course - there weren’t any code sharing sites before GitHub #damnkids

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Code sharing before github (published in 1988):

Russ Poldrack (@russpoldrack)Sat, 29 Oct 2022 14:39 +0000

Sam Newman (@samnewman)Sun, 30 Oct 2022 09:10 GMT

“I’ve never been sexually assaulted in a drag show, but I have been in church. Twice.” twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Keith Edwards (@keithedwards)Sat, 29 Oct 2022 03:40 +0000

https://twitter.com/antonioguterres/status/1586402493315121154

And to the older generations, please finally start to act responsibly, act like grown ups and don’t put it to the young people to take care of your mess

Hendrikje Reich (@HendrikjeReich)Sat, 29 Oct 2022 18:00 +0000

So if you like trans representation with a trans voice actor, this is for you as well. A hispanic trans person who just *is* and it's not even a plot point? A trans person with other defining features and interests? A movie that shows in passing that deadnaming sucks? Watch it💜

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OMG! Thank you for the reminder! twitter.com/dansensolsens/…

Kevin Petker - Princess World👑 (@KevinPetker)Fri, 28 Oct 2022 17:39 +0000

Cleo Elanor 🎃🏳️‍⚧️ (@cleo_thorn)Sat, 29 Oct 2022 03:29 +0000

https://twitter.com/PopBase/status/1586509826456100864

this is what he means btw for those who didn’t bother to open and read the article before wildly leaping to a false conclusion

evan peters gifs (@evanpgif)Sun, 30 Oct 2022 00:42 +0000

https://twitter.com/PopBase/status/1586509826456100864

what do you mean by that? like to what extent

Solana Imani Rowes Publicist (@livingforsolana)Sun, 30 Oct 2022 00:26 +0000

This Halloween I’m going as a duvet cover fresh out of the dryer but your sheets and pillowcases are still wet, all balled up and twisted inside, and it’s 11PM and you just wanna go to sleep

Reuven Perlman (@ReuvenPerlman)Sat, 29 Oct 2022 14:12 +0000

The humans are still weird but Amsterdam looks amazing in #CallofDutyModernWarfareII #XboxShare

Scott Hanselman (@shanselman)Sun, 30 Oct 2022 06:54 GMT

https://twitter.com/conrad_mearns/status/1586420897946415104

Well, RSS never went away. Some sites don't offer it any more, but I still use it every day. Lots of readers out there. But *something* doesn't work for folks. Not sure what that is, exactly. And not sure it could be fixed in a way that doesn't just produce another twitter

Les Orchard 🎃💀👻🐈‍⬛🦇 (@lmorchard)Sat, 29 Oct 2022 19:13 +0000

https://twitter.com/maggiepint/status/1586418602647113728

I mean there's a reason I'm tweeting about it rather than doing it

Laurie Voss (@seldo)Sat, 29 Oct 2022 18:05 +0000

Matthias Ott is an independent user experience designer and developer from Stuttgart, Germany. Besides design practice he teaches Interface Prototyping at the Muthesius Academy of Fine Arts and Design, Kiel.

https://twitter.com/mattstratton/status/1586334278941478913

um. so best case scenario, she got so much harassment that she deleted it herself? cause it would take a lot for a blue check to delete imo

shelby reliability engineer (@shelbyspees)Sat, 29 Oct 2022 14:35 +0000

https://twitter.com/byron_miller/status/1586346145638481920

(I also do not like the elongated muskrat, but freedom of speech does not mean you get to say whatever you want without consequence; private companies and individuals are still allowed to ban you or tell you to shut up)

Kat Cosgrove (Corporate Arc) (@Dixie3Flatline)Sat, 29 Oct 2022 14:44 +0000

And 8 hours later, this account has been removed.

Matty Stratton (@mattstratton)Sat, 29 Oct 2022 12:28 +0000

https://twitter.com/shuvlyluv/status/1586506695630794753

How do u know how many millions of dollars this person has are u their accountant

Problematic Fave Sinko (@TDTimeBaby)Sun, 30 Oct 2022 02:20 GMT

Told my roommate that megamillions was up to $825 million and she said, “yeah but that’s only $400 million after taxes”. Our kitchen is in our living room.

Hanna Dickinson (@hansdickie)Sat, 29 Oct 2022 23:07 +0000

https://twitter.com/hansdickie/status/1586494841504292864

I was playing a scratcher on my lunch break (100,000/yr for life if you win). My boss came in, asked what I was doing. I told her I'm about to quit my job🤣. She replied with "100,000/yr isn't enough to live on". I asked how much she thought she paid me. She left without a word.

Phoenixsnot (@phoenixsnot2)Sun, 30 Oct 2022 02:00 GMT

https://twitter.com/phoenixsnot2/status/1586538591957577728

100k isn’t enough to live on?? In what universe??

spooky nintendo ds lite (@garrisondinsmo1)Sun, 30 Oct 2022 02:51 GMT

Rishi Sunak wants to end 'woke policing' and crack down on crime and that's literally all they have now - ridiculous slogans and yesterday's policies.

TheBossRoss 🇪🇺 🧶 ❄ 📷 4x💉 (@BettinaSRoss1)Sun, 30 Oct 2022 06:50 GMT

For anyone trying to make sense of Musk having Twitter engineers print out their code and show it to Tesla engineers… my view is we don’t need to look far to see what is happening. Elon doesn’t like to pay severance. From my coverage in Tesla’s secret layoffs in @Pragmatic_Eng:

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Sun, 30 Oct 2022 07:09 GMT

https://twitter.com/PokeUrmom1/status/1586271804255080448

Are u ok

Rokiah (@beWORKKK)Sat, 29 Oct 2022 08:45 +0000

For the past week, I've been going crazy rebuilding a *better* version of an AWS service. Something that I had in mind for over 2 years. If it works, I'll open source it. If not, I had a lot of fun. The ability to build is magic, and the freedom to build is a bless.

Mohamed Said (@themsaid)Sat, 29 Oct 2022 09:39 +0000

would u love me if i were a worm

The Notorious J.O.V. (@whotfisjovana)Sat, 29 Oct 2022 00:06 +0000

Men be like “she’s just a friend” and then end up with her when you break up

Nッ (@Noorthevirgo)Sat, 29 Oct 2022 05:25 +0000

Sisyphus: *pushes rock to the top of a hill* The rock:

Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens (@CSMFHT)Sat, 29 Oct 2022 13:11 +0000

This is it. This is the one.

G. Willow Wilson (@GWillowWilson)Fri, 28 Oct 2022 23:02 +0000

Last week, Musk tweeted out a picture of a meme with him and Kanye teaming up. Any surprise that antisemitism is ramping up on Twitter and the trolls on 4chan organizing it are praising Kanye? twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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Antisemitic campaign tries to capitalize on Elon Musk’s Twitter takeover. nytimes.com/2022/10/28/tec…

Oren Segal (@orensegal)Sat, 29 Oct 2022 12:35 +0000

Alejandra Caraballo (@Esqueer_)Sat, 29 Oct 2022 13:07 +0000

I came to the conclusion leaving makes no sense. Because watching him try to navigate this hellscape calls for popcorn and petty. Congrats dude, you are now a content moderator putting out flame wars. 🤣🤣🤣😭😭Everyone here will hate you.

Lock Down Your Life (@lockdownurlife)Sat, 29 Oct 2022 14:15 +0000

Journalists - my name is Ignor Bugs, a Senior Knowledge Automator, and today I was fired by Elon Musk himself at Twitter HQ. He claims he wants the quality of Twitter to be on par with Tesla.

Richard Bradshaw 🇺🇦 (@FriendlyTester)Sat, 29 Oct 2022 14:30 +0000

https://twitter.com/amcool247/status/1586278745689952258

How old were you when you realized that you were an underachiever?

Jim Campbell (@60degree)Sat, 29 Oct 2022 14:50 +0000

https://twitter.com/amcool247/status/1586278745689952258

I think you're confused about that twitter account being 1. Comedy 2. Parody 3. British politics Perhaps it time to look a little outwards

James S. Góral 🇬🇧 🇵🇱 🔻 #NAFO (@James_S_Goral)Sat, 29 Oct 2022 14:49 +0000

BREAKING: Economists have confirmed Elon musk could have solved world hunger for just $6 billion and given me the change. This would have been much better because there would be no more world hunger, Elon Musk wouldn't own Twitter and I'd have $38 billion x

Laura Kuenssberg Translator (@LKTranslator)Sat, 29 Oct 2022 08:34 +0000