Jason Mantzoukas is Mr. D / Dionysus In #PercyJackson & The Olympians ⚡️ “Self-described as “100% Greek,” Jason is the perfect guy to inhabit everyone’s favorite grumpy wine god and head of camp, Dionysus. He’s also an accomplished jazz drummer!” - Rick Riordan.

Percy Jackson News 🔱 (@updatespercy)Thu, 02 Jun 2022 18:07 +0000

Gotta say, Mantzoukas as Dionysus is an incredible casting for this series.

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Jason Mantzoukas is Mr. D / Dionysus In #PercyJackson & The Olympians ⚡️ “Self-described as “100% Greek,” Jason is the perfect guy to inhabit everyone’s favorite grumpy wine god and head of camp, Dionysus. He’s also an accomplished jazz drummer!” - Rick Riordan.

Percy Jackson News 🔱 (@updatespercy)Thu, 02 Jun 2022 18:07 +0000

Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens (@CSMFHT)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 07:27 GMT

BREAKING: Twitter just laid off 90% of their indexes. Sources confirm the remaining SQL queries just have to be more hardcore

Lukas Eder (@lukaseder)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 07:43 GMT

I used to use Goodreads for tracking/reviewing books I’ve read. Then Amazon bought them and I decided to move all that stuff to my own blog. This is how I did it! #indieweb #ownyourdata

i mean it’s one flight to sf, michael. what could it cost, $10?

parker lyons  (@tweetsbyparker)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 17:31 GMT

memes that i saved on my 256gb phone (@256GBMemes)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 02:25 GMT

now that the security team's gone? you misspelled "freedom of breach"

Ian Coldwater (@IanColdwater)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 21:48 GMT

"goodbye forever twitter / you're all over reacting" is the new glass half empty / half full

Amy Doherty (@amyloudoherty)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 17:00 GMT

https://twitter.com/kchironis/status/1593461585644642304

using mastodon makes me feel like i was inducted into somebody's polycule and they have Rules

Katie Chironis (@kchironis)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 04:32 GMT

a second swiftie has just struck the ticketmaster corporate offices

chase. (@cfree94)Thu, 17 Nov 2022 20:17 GMT

https://twitter.com/fifteeenswift/status/1593430476424978432

You forgot about trump announcing his run yesterday, this is a week of pure hell

Molly is not seeing Taylor (@burtn2thistaylr)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 03:36 GMT

why the fuck did a random thursday in november illicit the downfall of ticketmaster, twitter, nancy pelosi, and greys anatomy

l(abby)rinth (@fifteeenswift)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 02:26 GMT

https://twitter.com/fifteeenswift/status/1593430476424978432

wait what happened to greys

madison//mastermind💘🪴 (@folklorewhore13)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 02:57 GMT

You're laughing. Instagram accounts that gained hundreds of thousands of followers entirely by posting twitter screenshots are losing the source of their livelihood and you're laughing.

G. L. (@gldivittorio)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 01:25 GMT

loving how clear it is none of us understand what it takes for a website to actually break

steph mccann (@steph_mcca)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 01:21 GMT

Imagine people who died on the titanic finding out we compared that to this

gianmarco (@GianmarcoSoresi)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 01:09 GMT

Screw you guys, I’m going home

South Park (@SouthPark)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 04:29 GMT

https://twitter.com/GianmarcoSoresi/status/1593411151035092998

this is way worse

gianmarco (@GianmarcoSoresi)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 01:16 GMT

One last Emoji Mashup. Thank you for the ride!! 💙

Emoji Mashup Bot (@EmojiMashupBot)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 03:16 GMT

each time the TL refresh hesitates a second longer than usual

herald of alien superstar (@Steph_I_Will)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 00:43 GMT

✨The future is here ✨ Ncuti Gatwa and Millie Gibson are the next TARDIS team 💙💙 Welcome Millie #DoctorWho

Safe Space Who (@SafeSpaceDrWho)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 20:40 GMT

Millie Gibson joins the cast of #DoctorWho as the Doctor's companion, Ruby Sunday ❤️❤️➕♦️ Read more here ➡️ bbc.in/3OlxExX

Doctor Who (@bbcdoctorwho)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 20:40 GMT

Currently happening in space right now x #DoctorWho #RIPTwitter

Safe Space Who (@SafeSpaceDrWho)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 02:17 GMT

https://twitter.com/irin/status/1593632795162730497

There’s never been a better time to witness the sheer unimpressiveness of so many white men with cult followings.

Irin Carmon (@irin)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 15:56 GMT

I was space Karen first, dammit.

Dr. Karen James (@kejames)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 06:54 GMT

If only we had taxed the rich maybe none of this would have happened

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 02:09 GMT

https://twitter.com/qDot/status/1593718583577583617

I am now seeing several journalists asking for Current Friends to contact them via Signal to talk about these policies. Any Friend found to be leaking privileged information may face a reduction in benefits from our Friends With Benefits™ program, or possible termination.

qdot (@qDot)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 21:57 GMT

Ok since everyone else is posting contact info... To everyone who wants to contact me elsewhere: Due to economic and market conditions, I am no longer accepting new friendships or acquaintances at this time.

qdot (@qDot)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 21:03 GMT

https://twitter.com/qDot/status/1593711501281329152

For current friends and acquaintances, please keep performance and delivery up. Relationship reductions may be required in the future, guided by the Friendship Stack Ranking system, as laid out in the handbook you should've received during Relationship Onboarding.

qdot (@qDot)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 21:30 GMT

https://twitter.com/qDot/status/1593718302404009984

For the sake of morale, I ask that you do not contact media about this internal relationship matter. Any questions on this matter can be directed to your Personal Friendship Representative.

qdot (@qDot)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 21:31 GMT

https://twitter.com/qkate/status/1593439892415352832

ok so the bad news is, according to ex-bf, "she doesn't date girls, yet" (lol whatever that means) but the good news is she texted me and maybe I have a new friend!

Kate Violette (@qkate)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 21:59 GMT

guy I wrote to on Hinge replied and said we probably wouldn't be a good match because his previous partner was also immunocompromised and that was "one third of [their] issues" so I asked him if he'd give my number to his ex-gf too bold?

Kate Violette (@qkate)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 02:53 GMT

To all the press reaching out in my DMs: No, I will not speculate on distributed systems failure modes for you, for two reasons: 1. There are many highly qualified, publicly available people you can, and should reach out to. 2. I am a 20-sided die on a hellsite.

DM of Engineering 🎲 (@dmofengineering)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 21:41 GMT

https://twitter.com/dmofengineering/status/1593721166522634241

But, if you're wondering how it's going...

DM of Engineering 🎲 (@dmofengineering)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 22:00 GMT

Captain Elon: "With Picard captured and probably being tortured by the Cardassians, we're going to have to be a little more hardcore. So we're going to a one-shift rotation, everyone working all the time. Also get rid of the replicators and jettison the warp core."

Sean Kelly (@StorySlug)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 17:25 GMT

Highly unlikely to leave Twitter, but I grabbed my handle on other socials in case you do! Mastodon: mastodon.online/@carolstran Cohost: cohost.org/carolstran Discord: carolstran#9826 👋🏼💖

Carolyn Stransky (@carolstran)Tue, 08 Nov 2022 03:38 GMT

https://twitter.com/carolstran/status/1593718598832267265

Last thing but if we’re mutuals or have met irl and you’re going to a platform I haven’t listed or just want to exchange info, message me! Genuinely!

Carolyn Stransky (@carolstran)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 22:03 GMT

https://twitter.com/carolstran/status/1593718067451858944

Oh but rest assured, I *will* keep tweeting until this hell site throws a 500 🤡

Carolyn Stransky (@carolstran)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 21:31 GMT

https://twitter.com/carolstran/status/1593718061512921088

I'll be very, very sad when that day comes tho. Twitter has played such a huge role in my career. I've gotten to share my writing with thousands of people and travel the world speaking at confs. Beyond that, I've found genuine friendship and support here. I'll miss it dearly.

Carolyn Stransky (@carolstran)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 21:29 GMT

You are a fucking psychopath @elonmusk "If possible, I would appreciate it if you could fly to SF to be present in person. I will be at Twitter HQ until midnight and then back again tomorrow morning."

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Read Elon Musk’s Friday emails to Twitter engineers asking them to come to the office cnb.cx/3EoD5I5

CNBC (@CNBC)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 21:49 GMT

tim cappasskey (@timcappalli)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 22:04 GMT

https://twitter.com/marinaxdove/status/1593725311224627206

honestly the funniest shit ever they kept sending it thru the scanner like where is this LARGE LIQUID WE CANNOT FIND IT BUT WE KNOW ITS HUGE and when I hollered at them it was my dildo they’re like omg u didn’t need to say that like u just told the whole airport my pussy big

marina 🌿 (@marinaxdove)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 22:02 GMT

https://twitter.com/marinaxdove/status/1593677173130375169

For them not for me… I post my butthole to 6x more people than my home town you can’t make me feel shame

marina 🌿 (@marinaxdove)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 21:58 GMT

Pushshift is already seeing a larger number of server side errors coming back from Twitter's API. Approximately 25-30% of all API requests are now failing. Generally we see a failure rate well under 1%. Error rates have been increasing steadily since Nov 16.

jasonbaumgartner@infosec.exchange (Mastodon) (@jasonbaumgartne)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 11:55 GMT

they made me take out my tentacle dildo at the Toronto airport I’m screaming why did they tell me to have fun LSMSKDMAMAMMA

marina 🌿 (@marinaxdove)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 18:45 GMT

https://twitter.com/marinaxdove/status/1593676899376578560

Agent was like “wow I thought this was a water bottle good for you” 💀💀💀 LMDKAMSAKAKAM MORTIFYING

marina 🌿 (@marinaxdove)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 18:47 GMT

no context sitcoms ☮︎ (@oocsitcoms)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 04:02 GMT

banks in 1929: well look at how many people want to visit our banks right now

Ken Cheng twitch.tv/kenchengcomedy (@kenchengcomedy)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 10:07 GMT

Paying my respects to a gay icon on her big day!!

Casey Newton (@CaseyNewton)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 22:12 GMT

https://twitter.com/CaseyNewton/status/1593728885677588480

Feel free to send jokes, I’ve just been walking around saying “it’s time to call the market bottom”

Casey Newton (@CaseyNewton)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 22:12 GMT