Touching base with my husband and wife

Daniel (@growing_daniel)Sun, 06 Nov 2022 04:38 GMT

https://twitter.com/ReinH/status/1589119919119269888

just let me tweet as him one time

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Sun, 06 Nov 2022 05:04 GMT

for the remaining twitter employees, just know that twitter will fail no matter what you do and elon will blame you no matter what you do so, you know, what do you have to lose

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Sun, 06 Nov 2022 04:58 GMT

in lieu of joining a new platform I will be disappearing into the night sky in a hat carriage pulled by bats

Owl! at the Library 😴🧙‍♀️ (@SketchesbyBoze)Sun, 06 Nov 2022 00:04 GMT

In the middle of moving most of my follows into lists to wean myself from the hellsite, but I guess the twitter API is fighting back

John Hawthorn (@jhawthorn)Sun, 06 Nov 2022 05:23 GMT

Everything happens so much

Horse ebooks (@Horse_ebooks)Thu, 28 Jun 2012 20:23 +0000

I worked at Grindr when they tried to do Grindr for straight people and the men running it were shocked to learn that women didn't want to broadcast their exact location with a "come get me" signal

Shoegaze Dad 🇵🇭 (@yeoldedad)Sat, 05 Nov 2022 03:02 GMT

Um. I was sharing the server I joined on mastodon. How is this harmful @twitter? Ffs

Lauren N. Roth 🇺🇸 (@lauren_n_roth)Sat, 05 Nov 2022 21:44 GMT

"Mastodon won't have any meaningful impact on Twitter." Twitter: Hold my beer Lol

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Um. I was sharing the server I joined on mastodon. How is this harmful @twitter? Ffs

Lauren N. Roth 🇺🇸 (@lauren_n_roth)Sat, 05 Nov 2022 21:44 GMT

David Chartier (@chartier)Sun, 06 Nov 2022 05:23 GMT

https://twitter.com/cherthedev/status/1589130361715707910

yeah, mine has been like this since I enabled that and I hate it. so useless.

Tierney Cyren (@bitandbang)Sun, 06 Nov 2022 05:40 GMT

Twitter is about to go offline. See you soon!

Twitter (@Twitter)Mon, 17 Dec 2007 06:12 GMT

Twitter: “You sign up for Twitter and start tweeting.” Mastodon: “In order to use Mastodon, you must face three challenges. First, is the Path of God: Only the penitent man shall pass. Second, is the Word of God: Only in the footsteps of God, shall he proceed. Third, is the Brea

Frank Pallotta (@frankpallotta)Sun, 06 Nov 2022 01:57 GMT

some girl just told me to join this if twitter dies

laura 🦠 (@ecto_fun)Sat, 05 Nov 2022 19:17 GMT

lots of frustration being directed at elon but it's also pretty weird that the twitter board just hot potato'd the company onto a dude who clearly did not actually want to own it

Law Boy, Esq. (@The_Law_Boy)Sat, 05 Nov 2022 22:54 GMT

If you need the reminder, tonight or tomorrow is a good time to re-oil your wooden spoons and cutting boards.

Sara Fowler (@SaraLFowler)Sun, 06 Nov 2022 03:30 GMT

i remember at an old job we got acquired and the new CEO showed up for a tour and part way through he just unplugged a bunch of datacentre servers without telling anyone because "they weren't doing anything and were using too much power" posting this for no particular reason

emma 🔞 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ (@emmadaboutlife)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 23:39 GMT

the problem with twitter alternatives is they facilitate meaningful discussion when what i want is to feel like an ant surrounded by other terrible little ants

i n n e s (@innesmck)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 13:09 GMT

Multiple sources and Twitter Blind chats now saying that the company has begun to reach out to some people it laid off yesterday asking them to come back. Whoops! 🥴

Casey Newton (@CaseyNewton)Sun, 06 Nov 2022 02:01 GMT

Just to be clear, he *also* fired the team who *built* and *shipped* this. twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

sillyrobin is a fmr Tweep (@SillyRobin)Sat, 05 Nov 2022 21:51 GMT

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1588980906672488453

Works! Followed you :)

Tymscar ⚙️ (@Tymscar)Sat, 05 Nov 2022 20:02 GMT

Do y'all remember that one guy who got rich by investing his family's blood emerald money in one shitty website, shot a car into space, and then lost all the money buying another shitty website?

Welcome to the 22 new users to this instance TONIGHT, and & for many of you, welcome to the #Mastodon & the #Fediverse. Promise this will be different than Twitter for those of you migrating on the …

acquired C A T. You put the C A T in your K E Y I T E M S pocket.

ⓒⓐⓣⓢⓣⓨ (@blastycats)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 16:37 GMT

https://twitter.com/blastycats/status/1588571209482252295

TheOnyxGuy (@TheOnyxGuy)Sat, 05 Nov 2022 03:31 GMT

https://twitter.com/YoderSecreto/status/1588724639181967361

I didn’t lose my job mate but enjoy running around the internet being mean to people. Interesting life choice.

Cassie Evans (@cassiecodes)Sat, 05 Nov 2022 08:53 GMT

https://twitter.com/trostcodes/status/1588557779736096768

Someone remix this meme to be on fire

Cassie Evans (@cassiecodes)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 16:00 GMT

https://twitter.com/JorgeEscobar/status/1588620301419835392

It sounds like you've never actually refactor a system, let alone rebuilt an entire platform without downtime 🙄

Lincoln W Daniel (@LincolnWDaniel)Sat, 05 Nov 2022 03:06 GMT

Ok, I’ve joined #Mastodon but also this

Sinéad Crowley (@SineadCrowley)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 22:37 GMT

Man there’s really an xkcd for everything

Cassie Evans (@cassiecodes)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 14:00 GMT

https://twitter.com/themaxburns/status/1588682677330522115

"Sir, the advertisers are nervous about your unpredictability." "Have we tried turning a digital lynch mob against them?"

Max Burns (@themaxburns)Sat, 05 Nov 2022 00:01 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1588676939463946241

"Advertise on Twitter or I will unleash my followers on your brand" is a pretty wild bizdev strategy!

Max Burns (@themaxburns)Sat, 05 Nov 2022 00:00 GMT

For Christmas this year, I’m going to splurge and give everyone in my family blue checks on Twitter.

Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 22:20 GMT

holy fucking shit, Elon Musk is teaching a master class in how not to run a business and I am so fucking here for it. pass the popcorn

Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 18:40 GMT

the best part of elon musk posting through his troubles owning this website is that it’s clearly bothering him how much pushback he’s getting. he has let us know his weakness and that bullying gets to him

transgender marx (@JUNlPER)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 21:42 GMT

truly never a better time to make yourself a horrible little website. get a domain and put some words on it. plaintext is IN

everest (@everestpipkin)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 20:56 GMT

It’s impossible to tell the stories of the Arab Spring, Black Lives Matter, MeToo - but also the Trump Presidency and Jan 6 - without Twitter. I wonder how history books will describe it, and how …

What I've been working on today morning: Maven Central setup automation for @ASFMavenProject, @jreleaser and Github Actions - guides through the process - checks TXT record - creates GPG keys and exports them to GH secrets - creates jreleaser config and github action

Maciej Walkowiak 🍃 (@maciejwalkowiak)Sat, 05 Nov 2022 10:00 GMT

https://twitter.com/LeeHillORM/status/1588618963998621696

He's not the wealthiest man who ever lived. It's pretty damning that you're so insecure that you get defensive on some rich loser's behalf.

biblically accurate uncle (@coolthulu)Sat, 05 Nov 2022 03:36 GMT

There is nothing better than waking up and enjoying a fresh, steaming cup of my own urine. Such a tangy way to start the day, and it’s scientifically proven to help brain cells grow. If you want to be like me, drink your pee.

Elon Musk (@ChrisWarcraft)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 15:37 GMT

No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits)Sat, 05 Nov 2022 08:11 GMT

oh shit

born miserable (@bornmiserable)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 06:30 GMT

This would actually make a journalist more trustworthy for me than a checkmark decided by some obscure team at a tech company with no accountability. r2.do/@ralf/10927340…

Esther (@selfawaresoup)Sat, 05 Nov 2022 10:27 GMT

Elon Musk: Welcome to my Twitter, you can say anything here now! Advertisers: it's kinda sleazy, tho EM: STFU, you WILL like it bitches Advertisers: actually, we're leaving EM: How dare you? Did Lefties tell you to? We'll thermonuclear you!!!!

BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ (@mmpadellan)Sat, 05 Nov 2022 06:00 GMT