BDFL of Nim says... well...

steveklabnik (@steveklabnik)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 06:17 GMT

Fuck Nim :)

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BDFL of Nim says... well...

steveklabnik (@steveklabnik)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 06:17 GMT

tierney cyren (parody) (@bitandbang)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 06:20 GMT

https://twitter.com/ReinH/status/1592767685439680513

they just like cats a lot idk

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 06:33 GMT

If Elon brings his little bitch ass to Mars, I'm gonna run him over.

SarcasticRover (@SarcasticRover)Tue, 15 Nov 2022 15:49 GMT

Ok, I’ll bite. If sex and gender are different, why have i never seen my wife or any woman for that matter naked or even just in a bra in my entire life. Checkmate libs

“Ben Shapiro” (Author of I Am A Parody Account) (@B3nSh4p1ro)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 14:57 GMT

https://twitter.com/B3nSh4p1ro/status/1592169860980772866

gender is an identity and sex is what I have with your wife

ella (@ellabellale)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 15:04 GMT

Incredible that the most complete and internally consistent account of what happened at FTX/Alameda to date is not the NYT or WSJ or the FT but the blog “milky eggs dot com” written by user “fbi femboy”

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In response to the New York Times' shameful coverage of the thief and liar Sam Bankman-Fried, Milky Eggs is here to Correct the Record: milkyeggs.com/?p=175

fbifemboy (@0xfbifemboy)Tue, 15 Nov 2022 05:23 GMT

cephalopod_v7_no_ftx_final_2.xlsx (@macrocephalopod)Tue, 15 Nov 2022 08:19 GMT

every elon musk tweet is like “mayhaps why do hot dog buns come in packs of 8, yet heretofore hot dogs come in 10 perchance? 🤣🤣 2 many weener!” and then one trillion weirdos in the replies say this is incredible. thank you sir. will you please fund my divorce

soul nate (@MNateShyamalan)Tue, 05 Jul 2022 20:26 +0000

ok a thousand quatloos to the first person to convince Musk they're a twitter engineer, clap back at him, and then get fired without actually working there.

James Palmer (@BeijingPalmer)Tue, 15 Nov 2022 05:15 GMT

Dennis B. Hooper (@dennisbhooper)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 20:04 GMT

https://twitter.com/wongmjane/status/1592267283392757760

I'm honestly having trouble imagining a viable future Twitter alternative that isn't part of the fediverse (Mastodon is currently just the most visible implementation) Are we really all going to trust some new centralized startup, after how badly we got burned on Twitter?

Simon Willison (@simonw)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 00:07 GMT

As an engineer at Twitter, I can confirm that Elon Musk doesn’t understand anything about our website, or coding in general. Not gonna lie, we laugh REALLY hard about it behind his back. We’ve been calling him “the CEO,” but it stands for Code Efficiency 0.

diana thirst (@rlycalm)Tue, 15 Nov 2022 21:50 GMT

https://twitter.com/dennisbhooper/status/1592247212230160384

Gabriel (@Gabri272l)Tue, 15 Nov 2022 05:19 GMT

normalize the yeeting of jobs into space

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People will stan a CEO billionaire that is PUBLICLY SHITTING on his own team but then call out employees for responding to that PUBLIC SHITTING in a defensive way. Amazing. If my manager publicly shit on my work on here, you’re god damn right I would yeet my job into space.

Frank McGovern (@FrankMcG)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 00:45 GMT

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 07:03 GMT

People will stan a CEO billionaire that is PUBLICLY SHITTING on his own team but then call out employees for responding to that PUBLIC SHITTING in a defensive way. Amazing. If my manager publicly shit on my work on here, you’re god damn right I would yeet my job into space.

Frank McGovern (@FrankMcG)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 00:45 GMT

https://twitter.com/roberttheotter/status/1592524034226679809

5/7

Robert the Otter (@roberttheotter)Tue, 15 Nov 2022 14:24 GMT

https://twitter.com/roberttheotter/status/1592524044989239296

6/7

Robert the Otter (@roberttheotter)Tue, 15 Nov 2022 14:24 GMT

https://twitter.com/roberttheotter/status/1592524002639376385

2/7

Robert the Otter (@roberttheotter)Tue, 15 Nov 2022 14:24 GMT

https://twitter.com/roberttheotter/status/1592524013079003136

3/7

Robert the Otter (@roberttheotter)Tue, 15 Nov 2022 14:24 GMT

a while ago, I learned about the mental load — and created a comprehensive guide to cleaning! Check it out if you haven’t! #mentalload An old post 🧵1/7

Robert the Otter (@roberttheotter)Tue, 15 Nov 2022 14:24 GMT

Here's how I used to run our weekly team meeting while I was at Uber. I tried to cut down on as many meetings as possible. I found that this meeting: about 45-60 minutes/week was key to everyone being on the same page. And for engineers to be aware of business & product.

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Thu, 31 Mar 2022 13:22 +0000

A software engineer shared how, for their team meeting, the agenda is just this tweet linked below 😅 (I’m glad it’s inspiring: though anyone thinking of using it, I strongly suggest to tailor it to what the needs or focus of your team are)

twitter.com/gergelyorosz/s…

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Here's how I used to run our weekly team meeting while I was at Uber. I tried to cut down on as many meetings as possible. I found that this meeting: about 45-60 minutes/week was key to everyone being on the same page. And for engineers to be aware of business & product.

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Thu, 31 Mar 2022 13:22 +0000

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 07:42 GMT

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1592782981101654017

Carol ⭐️ (@CarolSaysThings)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 07:33 GMT

thanks (@lu2000k)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 03:56 GMT

WHEN THEY WERE BRAINSTORMING THE INTERNET AND IT’S POTENTIAL CULTURAL: every person will have instant access to every piece of information it’s going to be a nirvana of thought and intellectualism THE INTERNET:

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thanks (@lu2000k)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 03:56 GMT

Shea Serrano (@SheaSerrano)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 23:23 GMT

so we're all leaving twitter for the hm treasury discord right??

Cait Goodale (@designCaitlin)Tue, 15 Nov 2022 21:16 GMT

people think Friends is unrealistic bc of the whiteness but actually it’s how much free time they all have??? If I tried to get 5 other friends together to hang we’d have to plan it weeks in advance and someone would inevitably cancel last minute

Karen Chee (@karencheee)Tue, 15 Nov 2022 17:24 GMT

A friendly reminder to some on here... deleting a tweet doesn't delete the screenshots of that tweet. 🥰

Kelly Vaughn (parody) (@kvlly)Tue, 15 Nov 2022 21:37 GMT

being a millennial mom is WILD bc I just realized that I apologized more times to my kid THIS MORNING than my parents apologized to me my ENTIRE LIFE. that’s two times btw

ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl)Tue, 15 Nov 2022 14:10 GMT

https://twitter.com/elibelly/status/1592585733126361094

i don’t think it’s gonna be alright m8 im so sorry 💜

Andy Bell (@piccalilli_)Tue, 15 Nov 2022 21:39 GMT

how do we get back to precedented times? this is exhausting.

Jessysaurusrex ✨ (@jessysaurusrex)Tue, 15 Nov 2022 21:33 GMT

Good reminder that corporate Slack accounts can let bosses read *everything* on any given employee slack account. Private messages, locked rooms — it's all visible to them, and in some cases they can and will use it against employees.

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https://twitter.com/skilldrick/status/1592519449307148289

My twitter account was protected at the time, so I can only assume this was for not showing 100% loyalty in slack. I’ve heard the same thing has happened to many others now.

Nick Morgan (parody) (@skilldrick)Tue, 15 Nov 2022 14:32 GMT

Kevin Collier (@kevincollier)Tue, 15 Nov 2022 17:17 GMT

the fake argument whether dogs or cats are better hurts us all

america's tweetheart (@kalehummus)Tue, 15 Nov 2022 16:34 GMT

I absolutely regret this

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I regret nothing

Nicoll Hunt (@nicollhunt)Tue, 09 Feb 2021 12:30 GMT

Nicoll Hunt (@nicollhunt)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 19:11 GMT

https://twitter.com/nicollhunt/status/1359117386582999043

damn, this aged extremely well

ashley (parody) 🐀 (@rabcyr_alt)Tue, 15 Nov 2022 06:14 GMT

very cool industry, no notes! also, no women nominees lol.

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Louis CK and Dave Chappelle have both been nominated for best comedy album at the #GRAMMYS. bit.ly/3hMDKer twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Variety (@Variety)Tue, 15 Nov 2022 17:49 GMT

Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby)Tue, 15 Nov 2022 19:40 GMT

I reiterate: fuck you if you support or are neutral towards Musk. This is a WILDLY unsurprising outcome, and your lack of care for his hate speech around trans identity in the past has enabled this.

tierney cyren (parody) (@bitandbang)Tue, 15 Nov 2022 18:39 GMT

every time musk fires a twitter engineer for calling out his bs, the general response is "sad, but you shouldn't call out your boss in public". why? why is it assumed that people in power can say or do whatever tf they want without even being called out for it. serf mentality

Cain Maddox (@ctrlshifti)Tue, 15 Nov 2022 21:35 GMT

RT @thejasonkirk "Download your twitter archives now, so you can look at your old posts" is a call to action that does not fill me with urgency

Carol ⭐️ (@CarolSaysThings)Tue, 15 Nov 2022 15:36 GMT

RT @Derick549 Please stay at least 6 weeks away from me

Carol ⭐️ (@CarolSaysThings)Tue, 15 Nov 2022 16:51 GMT

I thought mastodon instances don’t make a difference but it turns out they have their own custom emoji, which means I will now be on a lifelong quest to find the best one

how it started: how it's going:

Laurie (@laurieontech)Tue, 30 Mar 2021 16:49 +0000

Fill your void with shredded cheese

stormygailart skeleton with boobs (@stormygailart)Tue, 15 Nov 2022 18:38 GMT

If we're sharing our favorite tweets in case the twitter ship goes down, this is up there. It's not quite to the level of "look it up, baby" but it's as close as I'll ever get!

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how it started: how it's going:

Laurie (@laurieontech)Tue, 30 Mar 2021 16:49 +0000

Laurie (@laurieontech)Tue, 15 Nov 2022 21:40 GMT

horrible news. been starting my days with 20-30 min of light yoga and unfortunately it really makes a difference, mentally and physically. i’m so sorry

Sydney Battle (@SydneyBattle)Tue, 15 Nov 2022 18:51 GMT

https://twitter.com/CaseyNewton/status/1592549696710799360

What do you even say?

Casey Newton (@CaseyNewton)Tue, 15 Nov 2022 17:46 GMT

https://twitter.com/CaseyNewton/status/1592574667470307328

Simone Giertz (@SimoneGiertz)Tue, 15 Nov 2022 18:27 GMT