I hate it when people who hate me are assholes in my mentions, but I hate it even more when people who like me are assholes in my mentions. Who are you trying to impress? Me? My whole brand is trying to not be an asshole.

Hank Green (@hankgreen)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 05:38 GMT

I can admit when I'm wrong and I was wrong about @elonmusk. No one was more skeptical than I - but his decisions this week have shown he really *can* put a social network on the path to unprecedented success. Specifically Mastodon.

🤦‍♂️ Andrew James Carter (@Carter_AndrewJ)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 13:57 GMT

How an owl runs might surprise you.

Fascinating (@fasc1nate)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 05:45 GMT

https://twitter.com/pokemoniku/status/1591948935811432448

Maybe he should ask questions privately. Maybe using Slack or email. 🤷‍♂️

Eric Frohnhoefer @ 🏡 (@EricFrohnhoefer)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 03:05 GMT

https://twitter.com/pokemoniku/status/1591948935811432448

Not when he just fired half the company and is trying to take credit for identifying a problem a dev says doesn't exist. If the boss doesn't treat his organization with respect, then he brings disrespect on himself.

Patrick Beall (@PatrickBeall3)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 00:28 GMT

https://twitter.com/pokemoniku/status/1591948935811432448

Tweeting things like this is not how you support a dev team.

Kelly Ellis (@justkelly_ok)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 06:00 GMT

I have spent ~6yrs working on Twitter for Android and can say this is wrong. twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

Eric Frohnhoefer @ 🏡 (@EricFrohnhoefer)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 21:14 GMT

This man got me to clean and organize my closet. 🫠

Sailor Ghoul 👻 (@javavvitch)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 06:10 GMT

https://twitter.com/javavvitch/status/1592037582594248706

But it is also terrible because I immediately think someone is judging my entire home and must deep clean it at 1 in the morning.

Sailor Ghoul 👻 (@javavvitch)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 06:13 GMT

If the government had just provided good regulation, I never would have bought that jpeg of a rock for $400K

Dow (@mark_dow)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 13:56 GMT

https://twitter.com/javavvitch/status/1592037351479451648

The fact that someone is staying in my apartment ALL. DAY. is an anxiety feat tbh.

Sailor Ghoul 👻 (@javavvitch)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 06:11 GMT

I think it could be this, but it also could be that he’s trying to make Twitter look more poorly-managed than it actually was, to make himself look better. And especially to make the layoffs/firings look smart. twitter.com/glennf/status/…

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I expect the reason Elon keeps posting bad data, like it costs $400 a day per person to feed Twitter employees lunch and dinner, is that his remaining employees hate him and are feeding him bad data of a kind that they know he will uncritically tweet.

Glenn Fleishman 🐀🐕 (@GlennF)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 06:18 GMT

Kelly Ellis (@justkelly_ok)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 06:22 GMT

I expect the reason Elon keeps posting bad data, like it costs $400 a day per person to feed Twitter employees lunch and dinner, is that his remaining employees hate him and are feeding him bad data of a kind that they know he will uncritically tweet.

Glenn Fleishman 🐀🐕 (@GlennF)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 06:18 GMT

Respectful Memes (@RespectfulMemes)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 22:01 GMT

https://twitter.com/sudsmixer/status/1591175680158740482

No one wants to fuck you, Ron

Siilverprick (Silenthill townie) (@siilverprick)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 15:58 GMT

https://twitter.com/ninav914/status/1591162285296594945

Y'all have really got to get better material, this is just embarrassing to believe in 2022

Kim in Space ⚛ (@kiminspace1986)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 20:40 GMT

The hilarious part is that she’s on his side but for the most part, she’s not wrong 😂

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https://twitter.com/JoelWBerry/status/1591095294732558336

They’re not miserable. They get purple and/or blue hair. That solves all their problems. Their 7 cats solve their loneliness issue. Life is wonderful for feminists.

Nina (@ninav914)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 20:13 GMT

Kelly Ellis (@justkelly_ok)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 06:18 GMT

knew I’d seen this before twitter.com/watcherguru/st…

high-quality tim2o🍌 (@HydrationChimp)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 04:22 GMT

Feels remarkably ephemeral. Already largely fading from my conscious mind despite a discourse about the second film so radioactive you couldn't safely look straight at it. Just kinda inert

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It’s been almost 10 years since the sequel trilogy began, what are your feelings on it now?

Okiro (@TheFirstOkiro)Sat, 12 Nov 2022 23:47 GMT

Petergeist (@PetreRaleigh)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 06:15 GMT

I’m not straight out leaving Twitter, but I did join Mastodon and I will find time to up my IndieWeb game. Reason? Musk took the fun out of Twitter. Writing here now feels like an endorsement of him and I never want to endorse him :/

Pelle Wessman (@voxpelli)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 07:03 GMT

After getting laid off last week (😢) I moved my workstation setup back home 🏡 from the rented office 🏢 space. Decided to try out the middle monitor in vertical mode for the first time. Wonder how long this will last...

Alan Pope (@popey)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 23:44 GMT

Anti-bullying week at school (where wife works). So I loaned her one of my @gitlab socks as they are wearing odd pairs today to illustrate that it’s okay to be different 😍 #AntiBullyingWeek

Alan Pope (@popey)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 07:08 GMT

Emoji, unicode and general character picker for rofi and rofi-likes - GitHub - fdw/rofimoji: Emoji, unicode and general character picker for rofi and rofi-likes

Once upon a time, I thought I wasn't good enough to be in rooms full of engineers. They seemed so confident, like they really knew what they were talking about. So I read all the docs, and learned a lot. And then I realized that many of them confidently sounded like this:

Ian Coldwater (@IanColdwater)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 19:08 GMT

As the former tech lead for timelines infrastructure at Twitter, I can confidently say this man has no idea wtf he's talking about twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

Ben Leib (@bgleib)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 19:28 GMT

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What he is referring to as RPC is in fact, g+RPC, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GraphQL plus RPC—

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Absolutely amazing. Some Tesla engineer told him that.

Rich Burroughs @ $8chan (@richburroughs)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 18:10 GMT

@caseyho@mastodon.social (Official User Parody) (@CaseyHo)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 22:06 GMT

https://twitter.com/TedMoondust/status/1591873462079213569

That has almost nothing to do with operating one of the biggest distributed systems in existence in 2022.

Rich Burroughs @ $8chan (@richburroughs)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 21:42 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1591842546216763399

One tweet wiped out $15 billion in market cap from a pharmaceutical company. Twitter is alive.

Fintwit (@fintwit_news)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 17:26 GMT

Twitter feels like the fall of Rome 🤷‍♂️ twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

Sean M. Tracey (@seanmtracey)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 17:22 GMT

https://twitter.com/edwnjos/status/1591876087541530625

Criticizing people’s design decisions without knowing how or why they are made is like the biggest red flag for someone not knowing what they’re talking about.

Rich Burroughs @ $8chan (@richburroughs)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 19:49 GMT

you did not just layoff almost all of infra and then make some sassy remark about how we do batching like did you bother to even learn how graphql works

twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

sach @ the hellsite (@sachee)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 18:14 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1591853644944932865

Maybe you shouldn't be firing people in charge of maintaining the infrastructure?

Pé🌻🐀 (@4everNeverTrump)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 18:37 GMT

politely screaming at all the people i love to go to therapy bc i want them to be happy

mo ☆ (@drphiIth)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 19:19 GMT

I miss when this was the most chaotic thing to happen on Twitter.

David Hoang (@davidhoang)Sat, 12 Nov 2022 23:01 GMT

https://twitter.com/endingwithali/status/1591196328243376129

i cant believe this site isnt free

ali - LOOKING for mid level developer roles!! 🐀 (@endingwithali)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 22:29 GMT

So I got ✨laid off✨ With this I’m LOOKING TO TRANSITION my career back to engineering I’m looking for MID LEVEL ENGINEERING roles. Who is hiring? Can start ASAP. Well versed in python, but dedicated to learning whatever I need to get the job done. RT to help a qirl out ❤️

ali - LOOKING for mid level developer roles!! 🐀 (@endingwithali)Tue, 08 Nov 2022 19:35 GMT

OAuth 1.0 client package for Go. Contribute to gomodule/oauth1 development by creating an account on GitHub.

Joe Lycett's gradual shift into "chaotic good supervillain" is one of the greatest things this world has ever seen.

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benderslikebeckham.com 🌈

Joe Lycett (@joelycett)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 12:17 GMT

Himbotep the Mummy, PhD 🫐 (@Himbotep)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 12:26 GMT

This is a cautionary tale in workplace environments. I've worked under Luke, and this didn't come out of nowhere. My very first interaction with him, I could tell he was a jerk. The problem is people excuse jerky behavior from men if they're "successful".

Cassie (Parody) (@NowImCassie)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 01:23 GMT

I'm thinking of DM'ing people for their contact details so that I can stay in touch with them (in case they leave Twitter or Twitter leaves Twitter) -- maybe even post a personal newsletter to friends and people in my network (monthly?). Do you think this is a good idea? 👀

Anaïs Urlichs ☀️ (@urlichsanais)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 15:49 GMT

https://twitter.com/mxtchxll_/status/1591563037621862400

What’s she gonna do? Catch the plane?

Patrick (@_PatrickLopez_)Sat, 12 Nov 2022 22:47 GMT

The most fucked up thing about this week is realizing Twitter literally is the friends we made along the way

pranksgiving fan (@jesseltaylor)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 23:26 GMT

https://twitter.com/jesseltaylor/status/1591210861716439040

God damnit

FrançoiseHardly 🏴🌹🇵🇸 (@HardlyTimes)Sat, 12 Nov 2022 14:38 GMT

just like me fr

maisie 💖 (@maisieccino)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 11:47 GMT

https://twitter.com/slutty_violet/status/1591785194276917249

isn't that just what wearing a collar is? 😌

maisie 💖 (@maisieccino)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 13:35 GMT

Here's the most awkward custom search function I've ever created: everyone you follow, who's also paid Elon $8 for a dodgy tick The Search Of Shame twitter.com/search?q=filte…

Ketan Joshi (@KetanJ0)Sat, 12 Nov 2022 17:46 GMT

https://twitter.com/BBCPhilipSim/status/1591747532581130241

A permanent reminder that former PMs still have duties, which is why there is government funding for the offices of former Prime Ministers.

British Alba (@BritishAlba)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 11:17 GMT