the person who Elon Musk kept retweeting whenever he wanted to prove to everyone that things were actually fine just resigned the person who hosted the Twitter Space with Elon Musk yesterday to tell advertisers that things were actually fine just resigned

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NEW: Hearing that the top execs remaining at Twitter -- head of Trust & Safety @yoyoel and head of sales @robinw -- both resigned today When you add in that Musk told employees this afternoon that bankruptcy is possible, it feels like Twitter is almost collapsing in real-time

Kurt Wagner (@KurtWagner8)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 21:50 GMT

Matt Binder (@MattBinder)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 22:01 GMT

https://twitter.com/zachsilberberg/status/1590360419180302336

no surprise 😔

zach silberberg (@zachsilberberg)Wed, 09 Nov 2022 15:09 GMT

https://twitter.com/zachsilberberg/status/1590360899868450816

lol. lmao

zach silberberg (@zachsilberberg)Wed, 09 Nov 2022 15:16 GMT

https://twitter.com/zachsilberberg/status/1590362719433424898

ahahahaha this is so petty

zach silberberg (@zachsilberberg)Wed, 09 Nov 2022 16:13 GMT

the rollout for who is and isnt getting the "official" verification is so fucking funny

zach silberberg (@zachsilberberg)Wed, 09 Nov 2022 15:07 GMT

I got a parody... a PARO-DEEZ NUTZ!!

Thomas Cunningham (@spilledbagofice)Mon, 07 Nov 2022 04:45 GMT

https://twitter.com/baddestmamajama/status/1590942882512662529

Honestly I had no idea I had this gear of immaturity. I was 40 at age 12. I feel young again.

Jessica Ellis (@baddestmamajama)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 05:53 GMT

I understand everyone is having fun making fun of Twitter right now and I don't want to tone police but PLEASE remember to also make fun of the crypto crash happening right now as well.

🎃 Dave Scheidt 🎃 (@DaveScheidt)Wed, 09 Nov 2022 23:42 GMT

https://twitter.com/baddestmamajama/status/1590941791272173568

Elon: You MUST say PARODY Twitter: ok 🙂 Elon:…really?? You mean it? You’ll do what I say? 🥹 Twitter…pair o DEEZ NUTS

Jessica Ellis (@baddestmamajama)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 05:41 GMT

Ok, quick, when he leaves the room next, let’s all switch seats! twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

Jessica Ellis (@baddestmamajama)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 05:31 GMT

https://twitter.com/baddestmamajama/status/1590940229237866496

Day 1: Comedy is legal again! Day 14: Anyone referring to me as Doody Musk, Doo doo Musk, Mr. Doot Doot, El Doot De Musketo, or ANY other version is BANNED FOREVER. I WILL FIRE YOUR FAMILY!

Jessica Ellis (@baddestmamajama)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 05:37 GMT

Remember when we got that peek into billionaire texts from the lawsuit discovery? I bet they are in absolute shambles right now.

Marco Rogers (@polotek)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 06:49 GMT

https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/1590897808508583940

"It's dead, that's what's wrong with it"

@RealGod (@GodNotDog)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 04:24 GMT

https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/1590897417062617088

- Twitter is now valued at less than 8 billion dollars, 36 billion less than Elon paid for it - Tesla stock continued to drop, Elon's net worth has been cut in half - Elon took out loans to buy Twitter, and to pay those loans he might have to give up control of Tesla at this rate

Quinton Reviews🎬 (@Q_Review)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 02:42 GMT

NEW: Hearing that the top execs remaining at Twitter -- head of Trust & Safety @yoyoel and head of sales @robinw -- both resigned today When you add in that Musk told employees this afternoon that bankruptcy is possible, it feels like Twitter is almost collapsing in real-time

Kurt Wagner (@KurtWagner8)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 21:50 GMT

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https://twitter.com/brosandprose/status/1590859604870955008

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

ella dawson (@brosandprose)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 00:59 GMT

Okay, Google. We get it.

No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 12:22 GMT

https://twitter.com/brosandprose/status/1590843204630609926

I call out TED directly for lionizing Musk because I worked there and I was complicit in it. I helped script the social media videos of his four (four!) TED Talks during which he made ridiculous false claims of his "inventions." Remember his tunnels that would end traffic?

ella dawson (@brosandprose)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 23:08 GMT

i don’t care if being unverified means no one will see my tweets. i tweet only for myself, my phd advisor who doesn’t have a twitter account but types “twitter kukukadoo” into google every day to find my tweets so she can email me her thoughts on them, and god

katie kadue (@kukukadoo)Wed, 09 Nov 2022 19:53 GMT

Wyld (@Wyld)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 23:05 GMT

https://twitter.com/kyliebytes/status/1590931087404204033

Kylie Robison (@kyliebytes)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 07:25 GMT

I’m really proud of you all for the chaos you’ve stirred up on this website. Its like a bunch of little Macaulay Culkins absolutely running amock, setting traps, ordering pizza on Musk’s credit card

Kylie Robison (@kyliebytes)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 04:44 GMT

https://twitter.com/kyliebytes/status/1590928550374559744

When faced with someone of insurmountable wealth and power, the people have decided to go “L + ratio + dont care + didnt ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + mald seethe + cope harder” and I think that’s beautiful

Kylie Robison (@kyliebytes)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 04:55 GMT

https://twitter.com/JoshuaPHilll/status/1590899736835284993

4. Classic British Petroleum

Read Jackson Rising by @CooperationJXN (@JoshuaPHilll)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 02:51 GMT

I saw a tweet last week that urged users to make Elon feel like he'd purchased a haunted house filled with millions of cockroaches and now I can't find it but I deeply love how many people have wholeheartedly committed to that project.

Naomi Kritzer 🦕🦖 (@NaomiKritzer)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 07:22 GMT

If you're attending @ffconf or not, I've got a special little treat for you either way: I built an ffconf Gameboy game. That works on a real Gameboy, on an emulator AND the web. URL (and ROM) released during @ffconf tomorrow.

THAT @REM SHOW (@rem)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 00:34 GMT

https://twitter.com/CaseyNewton/status/1590724257608134657

First the finance chiefs… and now the compliance chiefs. I'm honestly shocked at how quickly Musk is destroying Twitter as a functioning business.

Pé🌻🐀 (@4everNeverTrump)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 15:23 GMT

Sorry buddy you’re looking rough but I’m proud of you for expressing your needs

Carolyn Stransky (@carolstran)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 21:18 GMT

I still see a lot of people assuming these layoffs are a money problem. It's not. These massive companies still have lots of money. They could pay you if they wanted to. It might be useful to learn about why they don't wanna pay people right now.

Marco Rogers (@polotek)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 16:46 GMT

Tories: “We want a high wage economy” Nurses: “can we be paid enough to live on?” Tories: “Not that sort of high wage economy!”

Parody Rishi Sunak (@Parody_PM)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 15:50 GMT

Here's a helpful Chrome extension github.com/wseagar/eight-…

Barry Petchesky (@barry)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 17:11 GMT

Twitter right now feels like we all made this big deal about saying goodbye, hugged and such but then awkwardly all kept walking the same direction

Laura Jane Grace (@LauraJaneGrace)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 21:04 GMT

Its been two weeks lmao

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https://twitter.com/ZoeSchiffer/status/1590811839931510784

Wow. Elon Musk just told Twitter employees he’s not sure how much run rate the company has and “bankruptcy isn’t out of the question.”

Zoë Schiffer (@ZoeSchiffer)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 21:05 GMT

bozo certifier (@lib_crusher)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 21:15 GMT

https://twitter.com/ZoeSchiffer/status/1590811839931510784

Wow. Elon Musk just told Twitter employees he’s not sure how much run rate the company has and “bankruptcy isn’t out of the question.”

Zoë Schiffer (@ZoeSchiffer)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 21:05 GMT

So comedy is legal again except when it makes fun of white supremacy eh (Kudos to the fake American Girl account--lmao they were going hard today. You'll be missed 🫡)

Kate Violette (@qkate)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 21:27 GMT

Since 2019 I’ve been in an expensive, stressful legal battle to protect Webcomic Name (my “oh no” comics). It’s a relief to finally talk about this publicly! I’m launching a crowdfunder to pay my remaining legal fees to end this. 1/8 gofund.me/7478032b

Alex Norris (@dorrismccomics)Tue, 08 Nov 2022 17:36 GMT

elon possibly bankrupting twitter in less than two weeks is the first impressive thing he’s ever done

first-mate prance (@bocxtop)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 21:28 GMT

do you know what level of fuckery is required to get your CISO, chief privacy officer, and chief compliance officer to all resign at once? i suspect we’ll have a good idea of exactly what’s going down by EOD and it’s gonna be Bad.

twitter.com/caseynewton/st…

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According to messages shared in Twitter Slack, Twitter’s CISO, chief privacy office, and chief compliance officer all resigned last night. An employee says it will be up to engineers to “self-certify compliance with FTC requirements and other laws.”

Casey Newton (@CaseyNewton)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 15:13 GMT

EricaJoy (@EricaJoy)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 15:30 GMT

According to messages shared in Twitter Slack, Twitter’s CISO, chief privacy office, and chief compliance officer all resigned last night. An employee says it will be up to engineers to “self-certify compliance with FTC requirements and other laws.”

Casey Newton (@CaseyNewton)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 15:13 GMT

you pay for twitter with your money i pay for it with my sanity we are not the same

Kylie Robison (@kyliebytes)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 19:23 GMT

With a recent increase in the number of accounts suspended from the social media site, The Onion examines all the things that will get you permanently banned from Elon Musk’s Twitter. bit.ly/3UsAJOW

The Onion (@TheOnion)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 17:15 GMT

https://twitter.com/mattblaze/status/1590743928315465729

Any Twitter engineer being asked to certify compliance to a regulatory agency (such as the FTC) should seek independent (their own) legal advice before signing anything or making any statement to regulators. This is a bus you do NOT want to be thrown under.

matt blaze (@mattblaze)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 16:33 GMT

https://twitter.com/caraesten/status/1590790172870070273

none of this makes any sense, never change random twitter users, never change

Cara (@caraesten)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 19:35 GMT

probably my favorite bit of weirdness after all the twitter drama is people who are _still_ in twitter employees' @ replies asking to get verified

Cara (@caraesten)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 19:35 GMT

Today is my last day at VMware. I am a better person from all that I’ve learned and the relationships I’ve made. Next week starts a new adventure!

Bryan Liles (@bryanl)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 19:10 GMT