I can’t hear you over the sounds of their big meat double penetrating me twitter.com/zombienation10…

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https://twitter.com/marinaxdove/status/1593313580904071168

Congrats on finding two incredibly weak men with no self respect who were willing to participate

DP (@ZombieNation108)Thu, 17 Nov 2022 18:48 GMT

marina 🌿 (@marinaxdove)Thu, 17 Nov 2022 18:52 GMT

twitter.com/aoc/status/159…

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Daily reminder that Ticketmaster is a monopoly, it’s merger with LiveNation should never have been approved, and they need to be reigned in. Break them up.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC)Tue, 15 Nov 2022 18:35 GMT

SwiftOnSecurity (@SwiftOnSecurity)Tue, 15 Nov 2022 18:57 GMT

American healthcare is fun because I feel like I’m in a Game of Thrones style story of political intrigue between the warring factions of my doctor, my insurance company, and the manufacturer of my medication who all disagree with each other and meanwhile my colon is like

Hank Green (@hankgreen)Thu, 17 Nov 2022 16:28 GMT

At Web Summit, @ben_mckenzie and @molly0xFFF were on stage with Charles Hoskinson, talking about how much retail investors had lost. Hoskinson said, I lost $2 billion and that on the path to mass crypto adoption they'll break some plates. "Those plates are people," Molly said.

Jacob Silverman (@SilvermanJacob)Thu, 17 Nov 2022 00:37 GMT

Win or lose. It’s his way out. John Wick: Chapter 4 - only in cinemas & IMAX March 24. #JW4

Lionsgate UK (@LionsgateUK)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 17:02 GMT

https://twitter.com/LisaBloom/status/1592917584390680576

Update: Twitter HR is now telling everyone who does not sign the ridiculous new pledge they have resigned. Employment law does not work that way. You cannot deprive people of unemployment benefits and wrongful termination cases by saying that they resigned. Nice try though!

Lisa Bloom (@LisaBloom)Thu, 17 Nov 2022 07:29 GMT

https://twitter.com/gigiflacko/status/1592806765233868801

It might be more they are doing the makeup to display best on the cameras & screens that existed at the time. They weren't to know HD would come along!

That Guy With The Thing (@andrewfinney79)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 11:42 GMT

Is this country Greenland?

Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps)Thu, 17 Nov 2022 13:32 GMT

This week, I started a new role at AWS in S3 as a senior principal engineer. Shoutouts to my high school guidance counselor who said I’d never amount to anything. You gave me the courage I needed to get this far.

Bryan Liles (@bryanl)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 23:26 GMT

"I'm also speaking as a woman of God" And I'm so so sorry to hear that babe

j ❄ (@silvergelpen)Thu, 17 Nov 2022 13:33 GMT

https://twitter.com/brad_frost/status/1593237992545521665

I'm fairly confident that a deranged billionaire won't maneuver a hostile takeover of my website, so I'm planning on continuing to share my thoughts there.

Brad Frost (@brad_frost)Thu, 17 Nov 2022 13:43 GMT

Santa Claus in coming to town…and he means business 👊 🎅. Starring David Harbour as Santa, don’t miss #ViolentNight in cinemas December 2!

Universal Pictures UK (@universaluk)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 14:17 GMT

Can I suggest Liz Truss for CEO and Kwasi Kwarteng for CFO?

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BREAKING: @elonmusk says he plans to find someone to replace him as acting CEO of Twitter

Stock Talk Weekly (@stocktalkweekly)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 16:30 GMT

Phil Nash | @philnash@mastodon.social (@philnash)Thu, 17 Nov 2022 10:08 GMT

White Cis man screams into a void about cancel culture after cancelling all his employees freedoms.

Jonathan Kingston (@KingstonTime)Thu, 29 Apr 2021 14:29 +0000

White Cis man continues to scream into a void about cancel culture after being a known advocate of cancelling employees.

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White Cis man screams into a void about cancel culture after cancelling all his employees freedoms.

Jonathan Kingston (@KingstonTime)Thu, 29 Apr 2021 14:29 +0000

Jonathan Kingston (@KingstonTime)Thu, 17 Nov 2022 10:14 GMT

https://twitter.com/Brunty/status/1593186592625405953

The same people who spout stuff like "fuck regulators" are the first to go to regulators to try and get their money back when it all goes wrong You wanted unregulated, this is what you get Actions -> consequences

Matt Brunt (@Brunty)Thu, 17 Nov 2022 10:19 GMT

Getting “my neck my back we need a fair contract” on the real strike chant list is moving to the top of my reasons I’m going to hell

Norris! (@NorrisButNoChuk)Tue, 15 Nov 2022 23:08 GMT

Goodnight #IndieWeb. Tomorrow is another day. Tell me something kind.

If you’re not familiar with the term, the act of flying in, making a lot of noise, shitting on everything, and then flying off again is called “seagull management.” twitter.com/culturecrave/s…

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Elon Musk intends to reduce his time at Twitter and find someone else to run it

Culture Crave 🍿 (@CultureCrave)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 22:45 GMT

Mike Laidlaw (@Mike_Laidlaw)Thu, 17 Nov 2022 01:00 GMT

TODAY IS GONNA BE THE DAY THAT THEY’RE GONNA THROW IT BACK TO YOU-

Stone Cold Jane Austen (@AbbyHiggs)Tue, 15 Nov 2022 16:32 GMT

Elon going from “Comedy is legal again” to “Parody accounts of me will be suspended” in a week is just more proof that when people complain about political correctness ruining comedy, it’s always just a cover for wanting to mock people with less social power than them.

Aaron Hoyland (@aaronhoyland)Mon, 07 Nov 2022 02:44 GMT

https://twitter.com/Amy_Hupe/status/1593147486021251072

God I’ve missed commuting

Amy Hupe (@Amy_Hupe)Thu, 17 Nov 2022 07:44 GMT

https://twitter.com/shanselman/status/1592997490894442496

StreamDeck is a nice idea, I went with ChonkerKeys, big keys for doing just this! Love being able to turn off my video with a big button. chonkerkeys.com/en-US/

Daniel Probert (@probertdaniel)Thu, 17 Nov 2022 07:20 GMT

Still doubting if you need an Apple Watch?

Aleksandr Morozov (@morozov_dev)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 08:22 GMT

the way these journalists are rendered SPEECHLESS by her response! 👀 she’s got a point, no?

michael mezz (@michaelmezz)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 06:08 GMT

Don’t confuse social media popularity with someone having actual expertise in a field. These connections here are generally incredibly lightweight so don’t take their high follower counts at face value. The truth will eventually come to light, but it can take some time.

Taylor Poindexter (@engineering_bae)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 21:59 GMT

We already have two awesome stories -- add yours, how you got into tech✨ github.com/AnaisUrlichs/a…

Anaïs Urlichs ☀️ (@urlichsanais)Thu, 17 Nov 2022 08:08 GMT

Collection of different career paths -- share your experience - GitHub - AnaisUrlichs/awesome-career-paths: Collection of different career paths -- share your experience

I asked my friend at Twitter how he’s doing. He said he can’t complain.

Justin Wyne (@wyne)Thu, 17 Nov 2022 05:04 GMT

still thinking about using “Hi” as the salutation of a termination letter

April King 🌀 (@CubicleApril)Tue, 15 Nov 2022 17:59 GMT

https://twitter.com/donie/status/1592859900941852674

those writing great code will have the greatest sway, unless they actually know what's going on while i'm talking out my ass, in which case they're fired

eevee (parody) ❎ (@eevee)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 17:19 GMT

https://twitter.com/freezydorito/status/1593006933984043009

tiredand.gay/keygender/

dyniec but in comfy sweater 🐀 (@dyniecc)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 22:35 GMT

Does it involve five children being given a tour of the Twitter building?

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BREAKING: @elonmusk says he plans to find someone to replace him as acting CEO of Twitter

Stock Talk Weekly (@stocktalkweekly)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 16:30 GMT

Jonny Morris 🔶 (@jonnymorris1973)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 22:35 GMT

https://twitter.com/stocktalkweekly/status/1592918089771134978

if I had a nickel for every time a head of lettuce had been placed in a competition where it was compared against a major leader remaining in a position of power and the lettuce had won, I would have 2 nickels

PPK FS, Malding for Godot (@ppk_fs_)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 19:07 GMT

https://twitter.com/eevee/status/1592937122759344128

same day that he sends out an email about how everyone needs to be super hardcore if they want to stay, too. but his job of showing up, demanding twitter be tweaked to his tastes, and then firing everyone who knows how to do that is too hard

eevee (parody) ❎ (@eevee)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 19:56 GMT

https://twitter.com/ppk_fs_/status/1592957612739661824

Which isn't much but it's weird that it's happened twice.

Doctor Kittens 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 (@Lots47)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 19:35 GMT

https://twitter.com/stocktalkweekly/status/1592918089771134978

I thought he was sleeping at the office oh wait that’s just his employees 🌈

Broseph (@oaklandDude)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 17:40 GMT

https://twitter.com/stocktalkweekly/status/1592918089771134978

can't even keep the job he bought for more than a few weeks, amazing

eevee (parody) ❎ (@eevee)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 17:46 GMT

first all hands

parker lyons  (@tweetsbyparker)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 21:26 GMT

https://twitter.com/jack/status/1593011838429822976

This tweet is almost Lex Fridman-esque in its glib nihilism masquerading as a profound thought worth tweeting

Luke Burgis (@lukeburgis)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 22:47 GMT

BREAKING: @elonmusk says he plans to find someone to replace him as acting CEO of Twitter

Stock Talk Weekly (@stocktalkweekly)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 16:30 GMT

It's been five years since this tweet. It's become more socially acceptable to do this during the Christmas season since the pandemic, so should I bring the #beardbaubles back but make them stronger and harder? 🤔🧔🎄

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So I got some pretty interesting reactions last night with my #beardbaubles around Manchester, a couple of selfies by strangers, "jinglebeard", best £7 I've ever spend (even if lost one after the 6th place we went to drink) 😂

Sean O'Mahoney 🧙‍♂️🍻👨‍💻 (@Sean12697)Thu, 16 Nov 2017 12:03 GMT

Sean O'Mahoney 🧙‍♂️🍻👨‍💻 (@Sean12697)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 22:40 GMT

Feature Comparison xkcd.com/2699

Randall Munroe (@xkcd)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 22:47 GMT

WAKE UP EVERYONE, NEW JWST IMAGE DROPPED!!! 😭😭😭

Jasmine 🌌🔭 (@astro_jaz)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 15:31 GMT

Wow, I sure hope they find the person who said this so they can hold up their end of the bargain, whoever it was...

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The time has come

high-quality tim2o🍌 (@HydrationChimp)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 02:57 GMT

Not Grosdoriane (@Grosdoriane)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 03:43 GMT

https://twitter.com/jwz/status/1592982732920848384

Like, when the content of your article is 100% about what an abusive shithead of an employer he is, maybe find an illustrative photo where he's frowning, instead of one that looks like it should be captioned "tee hee". You can do it. I know you can.

j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜ (@jwz)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 21:07 GMT