So disassociated I don’t even know what tasks I’m neglecting

Distracted Dino (@ADHDinos)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 20:34 GMT

https://twitter.com/Dixie3Flatline/status/1599409471079714816

I always feel bad for the speakers on these manel lineups. They're not bad people, they have no control over the content committee, and now they're associated with... this.

Kat Cosgrove (Rat Arc) 🐀 (@Dixie3Flatline)Sun, 04 Dec 2022 14:25 GMT

The Game Plan™

Distracted Dino (@ADHDinos)Sun, 04 Dec 2022 10:35 GMT

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Japan has been unveiling some new dogs lately that barely even look like dogs

rock and roll photos (@yesitsmyaccount)Tue, 19 Apr 2022 20:25 +0000

rock and roll photos (@yesitsmyaccount)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 15:10 GMT

Andreessen Horowitz is a lead investor in Substack so it's not a misplaced worry.

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Everyone who uses a silo (e.g. Substack) should ask their owners what assurance they can give they won't sell out to Musk or someone like him. Journalists and financial analysts should include in their valuation of tech companies, their political value, translated to dollars.

Dave Winer (@davewiner)Sun, 04 Dec 2022 12:43 GMT

Abhishek Baxi (@baxiabhishek)Sun, 04 Dec 2022 13:03 GMT

https://twitter.com/RMac18/status/1599181487311495173

A questioner asks what Twitter can do to support protests in China, Iran and Ukraine. Musk is noncommittal and says he'll do whatever is within the law. Then someone changes the subject. Recall that Musk has Tesla factories in China.

Ryan Mac 🙃 (@RMac18)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 23:25 GMT

As a tribute to all enslaved people buried in cemeteries in unmarked graves, artist Craig Walsh illuminated trees with faces to honour their souls This installation is called Monuments and is Charlotte NC

Science girl (@gunsnrosesgirl3)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 14:18 GMT

Can’t believe it’s been two years already

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internet hall of fame (@InternetH0F)Fri, 02 Dec 2022 22:10 GMT

Joanna Ellis (@dr_joanna_ellis)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 01:33 GMT

https://twitter.com/Xu0P5C4rMmMKUdu/status/1599274822970011648

@elonmusk sucks

inese kruze (@inese_kruze)Sun, 04 Dec 2022 05:32 GMT

https://twitter.com/Chrisssy_P/status/1598096493579481089

No one who has read a single book would believe Cruise is 6’5” Jack Reacher!

Desert Democrat 🇺🇸 (@votebluealways)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 13:16 GMT

Next semester looks fun. Introducing GEN V, The Boys college spinoff, enrolling 2023.

GEN V (@genv)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 23:10 GMT

The Boys was fucking Spot on with Conservative Ideology. Watching figures on the right try to distance themselves from Kanye ONLY after he said positive things about the Nazis…yet they were fine with the antisemitism. Wow.

Chrystal “Merry” Williams 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️🎄⛄️ (@ChrystalWRox)Fri, 02 Dec 2022 18:16 GMT

am i the only person alive who is insanely uncomfortable with this

sarah jae (@sarahjaeleiber)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 19:44 GMT

https://twitter.com/HeerJeet/status/1599090658274205696

Look you're running a ponzi scheme which also serves as a way for criminals to launder money. And that money disappears. And people start dying. That is the opposite of "weird." That is: "the only way this would end."

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Four crypto billionaires have died this month and nobody finds this strange AT ALL??????

𝙱𝚒𝚝𝚌𝚘𝚒𝚗𝙱𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚒𝚎𝚣.𝚎𝚝𝚑 (@BitcoinBaddiez)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 00:23 GMT

Jeet Heer (@HeerJeet)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 17:20 GMT

Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps)Sun, 04 Dec 2022 09:50 GMT

🐶🎄Perritos que curan tu depresión🎄🐶 (@perritos_qctd)Fri, 02 Dec 2022 22:30 GMT

Jack was one of the worst CEOs of all time. Indecisive (even when the company was engulfed in a political scandal), no clear vision or strategy for monetization, no control over his own company, and believed engineering a carnage was the best way to fix the mess he left behind.

Cindy Sridharan (@copyconstruct)Sun, 04 Dec 2022 06:59 GMT

Whether it's Joe Biden paying $22 billion to bolster the Ukrainian military, or Elon Musk paying $44 billion to see Hunter Biden's penis, both sides have spent a lot of money on powerful weapons.

New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 17:00 GMT

https://twitter.com/Standplaats_KRK/status/1598768936425820168

Standplaats Krakow PLS RT PINNED! (@Standplaats_KRK)Fri, 02 Dec 2022 21:26 GMT

congrats to Jack Dorsey who went from texting his friend Elon Musk to buy his company Twitter to being doxed by his friend Elon Musk, the new owner of Twitter, and being harassed for the rest of his life by QAnon because he has the word “pizza” in his email address

Matt Binder (@MattBinder)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 04:13 GMT

Republicans claim to be the party of “freedom”. But they want to decide your gender, your sexuality, your pronouns and if or when you have kids. They want to decide what you do with your own body, how, why, when and with whom. That sure as shit doesn’t sound like freedom to me.

Jo 🌻 (@JoJoFromJerz)Tue, 22 Nov 2022 02:08 GMT

https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/1599054722518122497

Actually Twitchy, your “pronouns”are: Daddy’s/Going/To/Prison

Jo 🌻 (@JoJoFromJerz)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 15:00 GMT

https://twitter.com/qDot/status/1599201539071307776

why do my bits and bytes need a constant fucking pride parade

qdot (@qDot)Sun, 04 Dec 2022 08:37 GMT

Guess we pissed off the intern. Is he still going to get us lunch? Is this censorship?

Twіtter API (real, not parody) (@fake_api)Sun, 04 Dec 2022 09:10 GMT

Hard to think of a better demonstration of how the capitalist system is inherently unfair than the fact that the world's richest man is demonstrably shit at running a business

Dean Burnett (@garwboy)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 08:06 GMT

https://snarfed.org/bridgy_fed_logo.png https://snarfed.org/bridgy_fed_logo.png All the recent Twitter drama has obviously sparked renewed interest in Mastodon and the fediverse, and that’s even …

If I was Hunter Biden, I might be tempted to send the GOP a thank you note for making my dick the seriously most-talked-about dick on Twitter, for days now. Money can’t BUY their level of fascination, that is ORGANIC ha

Mistress Matisse (@mistressmatisse)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 21:52 GMT

This is peak Twitter

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Brad Troemel (@BradTroemel)Fri, 02 Dec 2022 18:01 GMT

Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens (@CSMFHT)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 22:06 GMT

https://twitter.com/CSMFHT/status/1599163108261769216

If you don't read to the end, you're missing out

Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens (@CSMFHT)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 22:08 GMT

Why do people build fake drawers as if women don’t go through enough deception from fake pockets

Diana 🦪 is on holiday 🌴 (@dianasoyster)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 22:06 GMT

Where you should spend time, based on your personality:

Justine Moore (@venturetwins)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 02:38 GMT

https://twitter.com/jschauma/status/1509996434120192003

Resist the urge to "reduce noise" by answering questions in private. "Let me DM you." is an anti-pattern that prohibits learning by lurking. So are tightly scoped & many private channels: they tend to reinforce "us" vs "them" boundaries and limit information sharing.

Jan Schaumann (@jschauma)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 20:51 +0000

Omg RIP Noodle

eli schutze🫡 (@elibelly)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 22:38 GMT

https://twitter.com/elibelly/status/1599171195177668608

The no-bones-est of days

eli schutze🫡 (@elibelly)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 22:39 GMT

"Nobody uses Rust in production", he emailed (with Thunderbird) from his laptop (running Windows) to a mailing list (on AWS, behind Cloudflare), which I then read (in Firefox) on my phone (running Android) after clicking a link (in Discord) to the list archive (served by Fastly).

Mara Bos (@m_ou_se)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 22:46 GMT

I had a baby ya’ll 🥲 Meet Calvin, twitterverse.

Meredith Bull (@meredithbull)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 22:45 GMT

is it ok to use the AI images as profile pics or are we cancelling anybody that does just like the blue verified?

(◑‿◐) (@matthewherod)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 22:46 GMT

bones day forever 😭❤️

angel (@angelmendoza___)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 19:36 GMT

Rip Noodle the pug 💔

SUBSCRIBE TO MY SUBSTACK (@TaylorLorenz)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 20:05 GMT

Out of Context Everything. (@OutOfContextEv)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 20:08 GMT

Up All Night Movies (@uanmovies)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 19:49 GMT

First time the USA leaves a Middle Eastern country so quickly

Karl Sharro (@KarlreMarks)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 16:54 GMT

my pixel art vs the cross stitch of it 🥹💞

Jubilee ❣️ 2023 CALENDARS OUT NOW (@16pxl)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 18:27 GMT

https://twitter.com/_mickjagger/status/1598908722709139456

Update after research: Kodak DID fly him out (not Megan). However - he still never got to meet her 🥴 she snubbed him twice 2oceansvibe.com/2009/07/07/ros…

Isabelita🌹 (@_mickjagger)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 05:22 GMT

https://twitter.com/freezydorito/status/1599139618091212800

i actually craved an honest burgers but hey guess what that’s 700, compared to 卤肉饭 Braised Pork Rice Bowl which is a mystery

laura (@freezydorito)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 20:33 GMT

https://twitter.com/jenntakahashi/status/1598920096239751169

Boring company is how musk is labeled on tindr

@dogonatinroof (@dogonatinroof)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 08:24 GMT