https://twitter.com/maxberger/status/1596160004272398336

“But cutting-edge transportation tech and space travel are stuff the libs should love”: yeah, well, I know of a mid-20th century central European regime that pioneered jet propulsion and rocketry.

Greg Greene (parody) (@ggreeneva)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 15:45 GMT

looks like i've made the antifa list along with [checks notes] @britneyspears, @CIA, various offices of the FBI, @depthsofwiki, @DuckDuckGo, @GatorsDaily, @iamcardib, and others

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There's a big list going around of "antifa" accounts that right-wing extremists want @elonmusk to ban. Lots of activists and journalists are on there (me included) as well as accounts like @dog_rates, @DannyDeVito and @WHO plus Democrats like @AOC, @Ilhan and @JoeBiden. (1/2)

Nick Martin (@nickmartin)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 10:36 GMT

Molly White | @molly0xfff@hachyderm.io (@molly0xFFF)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 15:48 GMT

https://twitter.com/freezydorito/status/1596222624304078854

strictly speaking more like ‘they’ 5 is the nb voice but it also is the hot voice if u ask me

laura (@freezydorito)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 19:22 GMT

my friend texted me ‘fancy getting together tonight?’ but i was driving so American Voice 5 Siri read this to me and i’ll just say in understand all the plot beats of spike jonze’s her (2013) now

laura (@freezydorito)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 19:21 GMT

The amount of butter in my mashed potatoes could only be described as reckless

Midge (@mxmclain)Wed, 23 Nov 2022 18:31 GMT

https://twitter.com/benegotherit/status/1596222696638930944

Posted abs on circles and nobody pledged allegiance. Not talking to those mfs anymore

Honey (@benegotherit)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 19:34 GMT

https://twitter.com/pronounced_ing/status/1595984286163013632

m.youtube.com/watch?v=2lq-oE…

Harry Duke (@soncoman)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 06:33 GMT

https://twitter.com/pronounced_ing/status/1595984286163013632

Kroger has also used "Low" in adverts to tout their "shorty got low low low low low low low low" prices 🤦🏼‍♀️

Laura Williams (@yoyoteacherlkw)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 16:20 GMT

https://twitter.com/pronounced_ing/status/1595984286163013632

This can’t possibly compare to SaltnPepa’s “Push It” being used for a pregnancy commercial. But hey, they’re getting paid.

FREE B.G. 🌊🌈 (@kath_downtown)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 05:05 GMT

Just saw the song that every depressed teenager in the 90s (including me) had on repeat… used in an animated commercial about holiday cooking… for a supermarket chain. So I think it’s time to head to bed.

Celeste Ng (@pronounced_ing)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 03:34 GMT

Sometimes we want something to be true so badly, we ignore all the red flags. I had only spoken at this big of a conference once, and that was mostly by accident. So when my CFP got accepted to Modern Frontends, I was elated. A huge conference, in London, surrounded by amazing speakers. As you’ve […]

The personal website of Daniel Roe

https://twitter.com/caraesten/status/1596193166419406848

in the most reddit way possible (cringe marvel memes)

Cara (@caraesten)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 17:24 GMT

https://twitter.com/MxRubyRailed/status/1596193323126956034

idk i guess this is also relative cause the straight girlies think riding on top is a wild night

✨💎 Ruby Railed 💎✨ (@MxRubyRailed)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 17:25 GMT

unfortunately i do not have the kind of trauma that gives you fun kinks, just the kind that gives you night terrors and sleep paralysis 20 years later

✨💎 Ruby Railed 💎✨ (@MxRubyRailed)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 17:24 GMT

“I am neither left nor right” proceeds to exclusively use the most deranged far right rhetoric you’ve ever heard

Mac (@GoodPoliticGuy)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 13:18 GMT

Georgia Tennant (@georgiaEtennant)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 13:38 GMT

it’s so fucking funny that elon musk would be like “twitter is a hardcore coding company now” and then ask engineers to email him code weekly because he doesn’t know how to use github

soul nate (@MNateShyamalan)Thu, 24 Nov 2022 18:18 GMT

https://twitter.com/GojonGo2005/status/1596153707414323202

Ain’t no way you’re serious… ain’t no damn way…..

SunShine🌻🌻 (@krisy_sunrise)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 14:50 GMT

https://twitter.com/Kingyoshi98/status/1596149163946713090

Imagine having something traumatizing happen to you, where you’re scared and don’t know what to do. Imagine feeling shameful and thinking it’s your fault. That’s why people don’t speak up. Also it doesn’t matter how long its been, its a permanent action to another person.

Abby 🐈‍⬛ (@blacknbluerosez)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 15:36 GMT

when he gets a little too carried away and forgets you need to breathe

faith (@faiththegemini)Thu, 24 Nov 2022 18:08 GMT

Out of nowhere, my nephew just asked, “Do you think Pavlov thought about feeding his dog every time he heard a bell ring?” and now I’m going to be haunted by this question

Jeremy Parish, probably (@gamespite)Thu, 24 Nov 2022 22:03 GMT

https://twitter.com/t3dotgg/status/1595966137749352448

Modern Frontends

Malte Ubl (@cramforce)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 02:25 GMT

https://twitter.com/CryptoLetsGo3/status/1595095421340340229

Hi there 👋 We always review our position in relation to financial crime. We consider crypto activity to be high risk. We’ve taken the decision to prevent all card payments to crypto merchants and to implement further restrictions on outgoing and incoming transfers.

Starling Bank (@StarlingBank)Tue, 22 Nov 2022 16:44 GMT

I’m still receiving messages. I’ve heard accounts of bullying, people facing legal hurdles, blackmail, malicious reputation damage, and a young girl self-harming due to harassment. Please I am begging you. Enough. Do not let her hide behind “altruism” anymore.

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https://twitter.com/cassiecodes/status/1595416046122553346

I've received DM's & emails over the last few days from +- 60 people who've had negative experiences with @coderinheels Experiences from MF, other conferences, & many small communities I didn't hunt these out. It was entirely passive. It felt like opening a floodgate a sample

Cassie Evans @cassiecodes@front-end.social (@cassiecodes)Wed, 23 Nov 2022 13:56 GMT

Cassie Evans @cassiecodes@front-end.social (@cassiecodes)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 09:57 GMT

https://twitter.com/cassiecodes/status/1595416046122553346

I've received DM's & emails over the last few days from +- 60 people who've had negative experiences with @coderinheels Experiences from MF, other conferences, & many small communities I didn't hunt these out. It was entirely passive. It felt like opening a floodgate a sample

Cassie Evans @cassiecodes@front-end.social (@cassiecodes)Wed, 23 Nov 2022 13:56 GMT

Reminder: Jack Dorsey paved the way for the sale of Twitter to Elon Musk. All of Musk’s co-investors, including Dorsey who rolled his shares over, signed up to support every change Musk wants to and is making to Twitter. He’s not doing this alone. Takes a village.

Lora Kolodny (@lorakolodny)Thu, 24 Nov 2022 21:25 GMT

Ken M (@horseysurprise)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 08:02 GMT

https://twitter.com/es_pythonus/status/1596038836978855937

Hahaha not possible

Pauline P. Narvas ⭐ (@paulienuh)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 07:36 GMT

I've written privately in my journal 75% of this year.

Pauline P. Narvas ⭐ (@paulienuh)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 06:55 GMT

https://twitter.com/jaxajueny/status/1595812071094235136

Im still mad that she chose the kingslaying sister lover over Tormund 🥲

eKáterina (@socksonchicken)Thu, 24 Nov 2022 22:22 GMT

https://twitter.com/socksonchicken/status/1595905662415937537

i’m still mad he broke her heart and got back with his sister instead of her 😭😭😭

omar 🔪 (@tren2nowhere)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 02:49 GMT

GOT is so funny because Brienne of Tarth was supposed to be like the ugliest woman and then they casted one of the sexiest women in Hollywood

sansa stark defense attorney (@jaxajueny)Thu, 24 Nov 2022 16:10 GMT

Kids frequently go to concerts with female pop stars who wear sexy outfits, perform suggestive dances, and sing lyrics about sex — the kids sing along, wear their merch, and copy their mannerisms. This is never seen as a problem but equivalent drag performances are. You know why.

Kat Tenbarge (@kattenbarge)Thu, 24 Nov 2022 16:22 GMT

Cats..😺

chonky animals 🐾 (@chonkyanimalx)Thu, 24 Nov 2022 17:38 GMT

https://twitter.com/GergelyOrosz/status/1596049218959192064

here is the reference to that Director

Neelesh Salian (@neelesh_salian)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 08:04 GMT

Strangest Media Online (@StrangestMedia)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 01:10 GMT

No one wants to hear this, but none of the 606 mass shootings so far this year have been perpetrated by women.

Victoria Brownworth #NotLeavingThisBirdApp (@VABVOX)Thu, 24 Nov 2022 10:37 GMT

Being unable to place your items on a shop counter without saying "just these, please"

VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish)Sat, 28 Mar 2015 09:06 GMT

I was in Singapore I think 15 years ago where I ordered an ice kachang in a hawker center from an old Chinese lady. Today I ordered this from the same stall and the same lady! I think she must be in her 90s!

Will McGugan (@willmcgugan)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 09:16 GMT

remember this, @elonmusk?

Best of Dying Twiter (@bestofdyingtwit)Wed, 23 Nov 2022 21:32 GMT