[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy [friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?

brent (@murrman5)Tue, 01 Oct 2019 14:52 +0000

Twitter tonight has some serious "everyone gathered around grandpa's bedside at the hospice center" energy except everyone is also making fun of grandpa.

ZacharyCohn https://mastodon.social/@ZacharyCohn (@ZacharyCohn)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 03:09 GMT

https://twitter.com/buttplugio/status/1596351260336148480

cannot believe how many people in the year of our lord 2022 are not ready to attach a drone on a string to their junk for better vr immersion its like yall just don't trust technology for some reason

buttplug.io 🍑🔌 - Open Source Sex Tech (@buttplugio)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 04:56 GMT

https://twitter.com/bestofdyingtwit/status/1596288334846099457

"I'm fine with Trump not tweeting - I voted for Biden!" The fact that it took three hours between those two tweets... I just *know* he's feeling so rejected and humiliated rn 😭

Best of Dying Twiter (@bestofdyingtwit)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 05:03 GMT

BBC apologises for calling trans woman a woman. Guardian has 3 page transphobic propaganda spread. Cheering on an anti lgbtq mass shooting on twitter is fine and encouraged. Im just so angry

Rose Schmits, Trans Kiln Witch™ (@RoseSchmits)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 12:26 GMT

Hard Drive would like to formally apologize for dragging Mr. Musk.

Programming is chaotic magic. There are no rules. You ask a game dev “Can the player summon a giant demon that bursts from the ground in an explosion of lava?” and they’ll say “sure, that’s easy” and then you’ll ask “can the player wear a scarf?” and they’ll go “oof”

Alex Blechman (@AlexBlechman)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 01:28 GMT

goodest boy

Chaos Goddess she/her (@yourbirdgirl)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 05:40 GMT

Shout out to Santa for showing up to fight the Empire on Ferrix. #Andor

MrAndor // Kino Loy Enthusiast (@MrBrecken)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 13:36 GMT

it’s always “i love you” and never “the mark you have left on me is indelible. anytime i feel nauseous at the sight of a rainbow or hear a pop song that makes my ears bleed, i’ll think of you” 😒

☾ wenclair’s #1 believer ✹ (@thinkingofjenna)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 09:45 GMT

https://twitter.com/fingerbIaster/status/1596336372000116744

I've done a lot of bdsm in both d & s roles and the number of times I've had a safeword ignored is zero. wish I could say the same for my experience with cishet men respecting a "no" or a "stop" during vanilla sex

j̵͍̎i̸̗͛z̵͔̎z̴̗͌w̴̥̽i̵̛̮t̷̛̟c̶̣͝h̸͉̍ (@fingerbIaster)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 06:03 GMT

This is a game about climbing colossal creatures in fractal environments, coming up on Steam

Chasing the Unseen (@strangeshift)Thu, 24 Nov 2022 13:44 GMT

Your domain model and presentation model SHOULD be different because you don’t want to expose the full domain model directly to the client. Don’t think of it as a DTO but think of it as the Anti-corruption layer. Validation at this layer is in construction.

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https://twitter.com/davidfowl/status/1596351791498952705

- They need to be declared, which means they need to be named. - Code needs to be written to map them to other domain objects - If using validation attributes, they need to be duplicated. - Sometimes, if you're pedantic, you redeclare them at every layer to reduce coupling.

hachyderm.io/@davidfowl (@davidfowl)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 04:28 GMT

A Guy Who Codes (@browniepoints)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 06:30 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1596268804413476864

Why is it that you never dialogue with anyone on the left regarding Twitter? Just curious because you’re only getting one view point in all of this.

David Weissman ✡️ (@davidmweissman)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 00:19 GMT

i do not want to be merely tolerated or accepted. what miserably low standards. i want to be celebrated. i wanted to be asked serious questions. i want to be asked about my dreams and desires, my sorrows and my favorite trees. i want to be wanted. actively. abundantly. today.

兔兒神 (@chenchenwrites)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 04:24 GMT

https://twitter.com/hikarusbby/status/1596339297543561216

says the person paying for a verification badge…

• (@sunm0re0ften)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 03:49 GMT

The 1975’s Matty Healy goes viral after asking security to help a fan at their show in Phoenix while using an auto tune microphone.

Pop Crave (@PopCrave)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 03:04 GMT

I used to hear this a lot when I was interviewing developers: "I don't write tests when I don't know how it's supposed to work". But. Um. You do write the code??

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"But how can we write tests first if we don't know what the code's supposed to do?" isn't the slam-dunk argument against TDD you think it is

Jason Gorman @jasongorman@mastodon.cloud (@jasongorman)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 11:17 GMT

Trisha Gee | @trishagee@mastodon.social (@trisha_gee)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 07:34 GMT

"But how can we write tests first if we don't know what the code's supposed to do?" isn't the slam-dunk argument against TDD you think it is

Jason Gorman @jasongorman@mastodon.cloud (@jasongorman)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 11:17 GMT

https://twitter.com/maciejwalkowiak/status/1596407692247154688

Stay loyal to friends you make at work. Be loyal to the company not more than the company is loyal too you.

Maciej Walkowiak 🍃 (@maciejwalkowiak)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 07:37 GMT

https://twitter.com/maciejwalkowiak/status/1596407697020157953

Job is a job. Not a family.

Maciej Walkowiak 🍃 (@maciejwalkowiak)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 07:37 GMT

I hate it when Americans include the year and model of a car in a story and you have to guess from context if it's a really good car or a really bad car. "My husband showed up to our first date in a 1983 Chevrolet Anaconda." "Haha, what a total loser or millionaire."

Martin Pilgrim (@MartinPilgrim1)Thu, 24 Nov 2022 13:55 GMT

Job is not a family. Do your job the best you can. Work overtime if it's paid, can be exchanged for time off or benefits you in other way. Overtime paid >= 150% regular rate, 200% on weekends.

Maciej Walkowiak 🍃 (@maciejwalkowiak)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 07:37 GMT

When your incident response team selects the wrong tools for the job and just makes things worse...

Jake Williams (@MalwareJake)Thu, 24 Nov 2022 14:40 GMT

I've deleted a bunch of tweets. There's likely a better outlet for all the messages I've received than my twitter account, and everything I've heard about blackmail and lawsuits is doing a number on my anxiety levels. Sorry folks. Not forgotten. Still angry. Just need a break.

Cassie Evans (@cassiecodes)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 17:15 GMT

tie fighters are called that because they look like bow ties but I've never seen a bow tie in a star wars movie I am forty-six years old

Chip Zdarsky (@zdarsky)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 20:36 GMT

My flight just offered a $400 Amazon gift card to board the next flight (1:30pm vs 5:30pm) and I ran to that podium 🏃‍♀️💨

Kylie Robison (@kyliebytes)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 20:53 GMT

How do I mute the World Cup?

David Flanagan (@rawkode)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 20:55 GMT

https://twitter.com/kyliebytes/status/1596245836195049472

It’s basically free christmas present cash!! Agent wont know until everyone boards if she’ll even need me to do it but …. I hope so lol I’ll just play Zelda for 4 hours straight like I intended to do at home for free

Kylie Robison (@kyliebytes)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 20:56 GMT

Sobering to realize that even Donald Trump has the willpower to stay off Twitter but I don't

Todd in the Shadows (@ShadowTodd)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 05:14 GMT

Katelyn Bowden (@medus4_cdc)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 21:00 GMT

It's telling how obsessed these ppl are w/ my age, as if being in ur 30s is somehow a walking corpse? They spent all of '20 calling me a "little girl" "younger than most at NYT". When that didn't stick it flipped to I'm "too old" to cover tech (while men can cover tech @ any age) twitter.com/libsoftiktok/s…

SUBSCRIBE TO MY SUBSTACK (@TaylorLorenz)Thu, 24 Nov 2022 17:38 GMT

0-0 tie? Is this really the future you want your kids growing up into? This is socialism. Thanks Obama

Jason Warner (@jasoncwarner)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 21:01 GMT

People criticising the wage asks of public sector workers: You need to remember they’ve had years of real-terms pay cuts going into this. That’s why their situation is so dire. If you clapped them two years ago, support them now. It’s more important.

Andy Burnham (@AndyBurnhamGM)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 08:51 GMT

https://twitter.com/medus4_cdc/status/1596245288435724288

I’m antifa- just like my grandpas were. Fighting Nazis and their shitty ideology is literally family tradition. WW2 Army Air Core WW2 navy engineer And my stepgrandpa was a total badass- WW2 Marine, was at the battle of the bulge and was among those who stormed Normandy.

Katelyn Bowden (@medus4_cdc)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 21:09 GMT

The “T.J.” in T.J. Maxx stands for TransJender

⌘ left at london ⌘ (@LeftAtLondon)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 16:48 GMT

BeReal but for turtles. what are they up to in there?

🫡🏳️‍⚧️ (@cooIboobs)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 21:14 GMT

Haven’t felt normal since the Cincinnati Zoo put out an official statement that Fiona the hippo is fucking her mother’s husband so they have her on hippo birth control

Emily Faye (@mlefaye)Mon, 21 Nov 2022 22:52 GMT

Awaylander always gets the badge in ⚽️

Prime Video UK (@primevideouk)Mon, 21 Nov 2022 20:00 GMT

https://twitter.com/marinaxdove/status/1596216310001721345

u ever get so excited u grab a man by the jugular

marina 🌿 (@marinaxdove)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 18:57 GMT

I'm going through my RSS subscriptions and a lot of white people be bloggin' about the web. If you're not white and write about the web, I'd love to know so drop your blog in the replies.

Stephanie Stimac 🔮 Web Witch (@seaotta)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 18:58 GMT

me and who 👉👈😩

marina 🌿 (@marinaxdove)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 18:56 GMT

I mean say goodbye to your remaining advertisers. I will personally mail them print-outs of the rape threats, death threats, and photoshopped pictures of me with a bullet hole in my head if I have to. This is just negligent.

Caroline Orr Bueno, Ph.D (@RVAwonk)Thu, 24 Nov 2022 22:10 GMT

TikTok is fuckin wild

Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 18:08 GMT

I’m not a communist, but DAMN if watching a billionaire buy and destroy something I love isn’t making me ask myself some hard questions about capitalism.

Brianna Wu (@BriannaWu)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 16:26 GMT

If only there was a word to describe a political ideology which wasn't "conventionally right" that combined futurism, corporate control, a hatred of the left and treated liberalism as a kind of virus. twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

Max Berger (@maxberger)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 15:12 GMT