Please do our job for us and also don’t use our reporting tools, just send a screenshot right to the CEO. It’s a very scalable reporting system. twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

Twіtter API (real, not parody) (@fake_api)Fri, 02 Dec 2022 20:12 GMT

https://twitter.com/elamin88/status/1598692802862489600

It’s also organically becoming a Taylor Swift subreddit

Elamin Abdelmahmoud (@elamin88)Fri, 02 Dec 2022 14:59 GMT

me trying hard not to zone out while someone is talking to me

introverts memes (@introvertsmemes)Fri, 02 Dec 2022 01:21 GMT

Headed to Disneyland tomorrow and the family is hoping that one of us has an awkward and perhaps sexually charged interaction with Lieutenant Meero where she threatens to put one of us in a cage if we keep following her

Christopher Cantwell (@ifyoucantwell)Fri, 02 Dec 2022 06:11 GMT

Sick days being a perk like health insurance being a benefit just underscores the fact that under capitalism you are a worker first and a living human being second.

Jason Read (@Unemployedneg)Fri, 02 Dec 2022 12:27 GMT

Since Elon took over Twitter: - 202% increase in slurs against Black people - 58% increase in slurs against gay men - 61% increase in antisemitic posts referring to Jews or Judaism - 69% increase in accounts related to ISIS nytimes.com/2022/12/02/tec… via @maxberger

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SUBSCRIBE TO MY SUBSTACK (@TaylorLorenz)Fri, 02 Dec 2022 20:23 GMT

Attached: 1 image Having the most cosy evening y'all

https://twitter.com/fromedome/status/1598724888424247297

You can't overstate how giant TikTok has become, so quickly, among younger consumers. IF TRAPPED ON A DESERTED ISLAND, Gen. Z chose TikTok as the no. 1 social media service they'd keep. Every other generation overwhelmingly chose Facebook. (Question inspired by @markmahaney!)

Dan Frommer (@fromedome)Fri, 02 Dec 2022 17:11 GMT

I refuse to believe *any* engineer who has to work with date and time even tangentially would support keeping daylight savings time

Kelly Vaughn (@kvlly)Fri, 02 Dec 2022 03:07 GMT

Marriage is not the ultimate prevention for growing old alone, community is.

Erika Totten (she/they) (@ToLiveUnchained)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 04:34 GMT

Never tell me nerds can’t party

Rebekah (@rkulidzan)Fri, 02 Dec 2022 08:37 GMT

My passion for money

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Do you code for money or for passion? 🤔

Enid (@ios_dev_alb)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 23:07 GMT

Ricky (@rickhanlonii)Fri, 02 Dec 2022 00:05 GMT

I have experienced involuntary hospitalization. Even with the loving support of friends and family, even with health insurance: it was the most traumatic experience of my life. Violence that you cannot comprehend. It's a big reason why I became an abolitionist. This is evil.

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Breaking News: New York City will hospitalize more mentally ill people involuntarily, in a push to remove them from streets and subways, Mayor Eric Adams said. nyti.ms/3ATuU5v

The New York Times (@nytimes)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 17:17 GMT

ruth says wear a mask (@Ruth_Mensch)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 22:43 GMT

People talk about "getting healthy" all the time in terms of eating more veg, doing more exercise, drinking more water -- but never feeling less stress. Stress is just as big a health issue as diet and activity. Focus on your health: reduce stress in your life wherever you can.

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 14:52 GMT

Every Right Wing Show Host: We are going to have Kanye West on television to set the record straight about why this genius has been misunderstood Kanye West: I love Hitler

steven ''italian elon musk'' monacelli (@stevanzetti)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 17:38 GMT

Kanye: (praises Hitler) Conservative show hosts: He’s not antisemitic. Let’s invite him on to prove it. Kanye: I love Hitler. Conservatives show hosts: We had no idea he would praise Hitler.

The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt)Fri, 02 Dec 2022 12:37 GMT

And the comment of the year goes to @kelechnekoff 🔥👏🔥

Stanimir Stoilov #BLACKLIVESMATTER (@StanimirrS)Fri, 02 Dec 2022 09:14 GMT

"I forget that my friends exist" "I forget that my family exists" This is what it's like having ADHD. And it sucks. vm.tiktok.com/ZMF4qhkQY/

Paul Johnston - current focus: moving electrons (@PaulDJohnston)Fri, 02 Dec 2022 10:34 GMT

https://twitter.com/innesmck/status/1598618092032200704

if i was inventing advent of code i would provide you with a snippet of code each day that you have to work into your employer's codebase

i n n e s (@innesmck)Fri, 02 Dec 2022 10:03 GMT

I haven't been on here as much as I would like recently, I've been opting to look at the bin fire that is #Twitter I think I need to follow more leftists here. For too many years I've had an algorithm show new people/content to me so actively seeking out a community takes work. Cutting that algorithmic cord is harder than I thought it would be.

Are we really having a debate about paid sick days? Like literally after a massive pandemic?

Shabazz Stuart (@ShabazzStuart)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 20:40 GMT

Senators who have unlimited sick days and make $174,000 TAXPAYER dollars per year had the nerve to vote against giving rail workers 7 sick days.

Nina Turner (@ninaturner)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 21:56 GMT

elon musk: twitter needs more free speech [kanye west is online for 20 minutes] elon musk: fuck. what the fuck

slate (@PleaseBeGneiss)Fri, 02 Dec 2022 04:26 GMT

It's me. Hi! I'm the problem, it's me.

eli schutze🫡 (@elibelly)Fri, 02 Dec 2022 06:02 GMT

Wish people had the same energy commissioning artists as they do with AI art 🥲

blank (@kefimochi)Fri, 02 Dec 2022 06:09 GMT

I know a lot about mental illness. I almost lost my child to suicide in 2020--seven times. I also know a lot about BPD as it exists in my family. I know the pain, the struggle, the pushes and pulls. Sorry, but defending Hitler doesn't get explained away with BPD. It just doesn't.

Mike Brock (@brockm)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 20:59 GMT

Is schadenfreude trending yet?

VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 21:34 GMT

https://twitter.com/SoVeryBritish/status/1598430375381966867

Is there a German word for that?

Ian Edwards (@ianedwards99)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 21:37 GMT

https://twitter.com/alicegoldfuss/status/1598421999394881536

i used RSS, alice. am i cool

emily (**hiatus**) (@emilyst)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 21:07 GMT

I asked an AI to describe a cat and then I put the AI's description of a cat into an AI image generator.

Hank Green (@hankgreen)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 06:04 GMT

https://twitter.com/invis4yo/status/1598089859037827079

Heheheh

Alexis (@AlexisBredren95)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 23:20 GMT

https://twitter.com/invis4yo/status/1598089859037827079

it’s lacking originality babes

C (@basicallymemes)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 03:48 GMT

unfortunately i can't post my spotify wrapped bc i dated a man in a band and spent 2-3 months learning his songs

aubri (@aubrionna)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 14:26 GMT

don't be so hard on them. whomst among us hasn't woken up after a bender to find trillions of dollars of assets missing

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The IRS is warning Americans that this tax season they must report payments on Venmo, PayPal & Zelle of over $600. Meanwhile… The Pentagon just failed its FIFTH audit in a row, as they were unable to account for 61% of their $3.5 trillion in assets. $800 billion annual budget.

Stephen Geiger (@Stephen_Geiger)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 16:46 GMT

jesse null ☣️ (@null_jesse)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 20:37 GMT

https://twitter.com/philsturgeon/status/1598415311946014720

Also where’s more appropriate to get fucked over than here.

Tree Sturgeon 🚵🔥🌍 (@philsturgeon)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 20:36 GMT

The IRS is warning Americans that this tax season they must report payments on Venmo, PayPal & Zelle of over $600. Meanwhile… The Pentagon just failed its FIFTH audit in a row, as they were unable to account for 61% of their $3.5 trillion in assets. $800 billion annual budget.

Stephen Geiger (@Stephen_Geiger)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 16:46 GMT

People posting this AI image app all over. We need to have a real reckoning about data.

THE NEWS: did you hear dhh got canceled GUY WHO HAS NEVER HEARD OF HIS BLOG: good riddance rails was a shitty copy of php

laura (@freezydorito)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 20:53 GMT

Introducing Barrel-Aged Peanut Butter Stout, the next entry in our Mothership Series! Like a peanut butter cup in a glass, this Barrel-Aged Peanut Butter Stout’s is smooth yet not overly sweet. Exclusive to taprooms on December 16. No peanuts were harmed in the making!

Founders Brewing Co. (@foundersbrewing)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 18:18 GMT

Hit another financial milestone 🎉 Yayyyyy!

Late Stage Millennial (@TheAmyCode)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 18:29 GMT

Rainbow Road Returns to Regular Road After Pride Month hard-drive.net/rainbow-road-r…

Hard Drive (@HardDriveMag)Fri, 01 Jul 2022 13:00 +0000