https://twitter.com/saalon/status/1597053726807556096

Also who knows if literally any of this is true, but good lord the Dipshit CEO Who Pretends They’re Technical odors coming off this shit.

Eric Sipple (@saalon)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 02:27 GMT

I remember the day I realised some of my repos has LICENCE.md and it wasn't being picked up by tools because of bloody en_US ruling the world...

Ciaran McNulty (@CiaranMcNulty)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 11:04 GMT

While this is cool, you still shouldn’t be logging that raw information.

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👀 Look at what has popped up in the CloudWatch Logs web console

Aidan W Steele (@__steele)Sun, 27 Nov 2022 22:16 GMT

Tom Withers (@tomtucka)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 11:08 GMT

https://twitter.com/robrousseau/status/1596649252033368064

Thank you for all your hard work! By the way we created yet another decadent liberal democracy and put Darth Vader's son in charge, then he immediately fucked things up which led to the return of the Empire like 15 years later

Rob (@robrousseau)Sun, 27 Nov 2022 00:28 GMT

Catching “mild” COVID recap: four weeks on medical leave, will need to leave off sports & any other exhaustion for at least another two weeks. Tried to go on a slow walk the other day and had to stop after 200m. My heartbeat fluctuates wildly and I have to take frequent breaks.

Jan Lehnardt (@janl@chaos.social) (@janl)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 09:50 GMT

My mom just turned to me and said, “I hope I never get Alzheimer’s.” I put my arm around her and said, “If you get it, I promise to take care of you, and love you through it.” ... She has had #Alzheimers for years 😭😩😢💔

Jillian (@JillyaneMarie)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 20:43 GMT

One of my partners made me a playlist to soothe me after day of gender dysphoria and autistic meltdowns. I absolutely love these lyrics open.spotify.com/track/15LIoiA1…

Tess Cooper 🏳️‍🌈 (@tessacooper5)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 10:04 GMT

https://twitter.com/petecodes/status/1597147053028962306

i thought you were asking about a lousy boyfriend.. 😅

Carl Poppa 🛸 (@poppacalypse)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 09:22 GMT

You know why us Senior+ engineers have good hygiene around structuring and naming conventions? It’s because we’ve been bitten by our mistakes enough times to have respect for what we can do wrong when we’re careless.

Sarah Drasner (@sarah_edo)Sun, 27 Nov 2022 21:05 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1597032623020249088

This minor degradation of service was eclipsed by the major degradation of service in the form of being swarmed by bots, nutsjobs and Nazis.

Brianna Wu (@BriannaWu)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 01:03 GMT

Looks like I did not just get a promotion to SR. Principal engineer, but also a new title. Happy to announce, I'm leading engineering in ASG Build with other lovely humans from now on. Let's do some magic!

sudo rm -rf fascism (@misprintedtype)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 09:24 GMT

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 J.K. Rowling has called for the dismantling of the trans-Siberian Railway network. "Giving them their own railway is an outrageous attack on my rights as a woman."

Politics For You (@PoliticoForYou)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 09:39 GMT

Annyouncing Amazon CwoudWatch Intewnyet Monyitow Pweview Amazon CwoudWatch Intewnyet Monyitow is a nyew pweview featuwe of Amazon CwoudWatch that hewps you, as appwication devewopews and nyetwowk enginyeews, continyuawwy monyitow intewnyet ... aws.amazon.com/about-aws/what…

AWS Weweases Made Howwibwe (@AWScwoud)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 04:48 GMT

Such a treat to have almost a whole day to myself today! Quick train ride to Notts to have lunch and cocktails with these two beauties 🍸👩‍❤️‍👩

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Sun, 27 Nov 2022 21:03 GMT

Libraries for using ActivityPub in the Go language. - Golang ActitvityPub

substitute teacher losing control of the class twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

rob (@OkButStill)Sun, 06 Nov 2022 23:05 GMT

Tariq aka “Corn Kid” and Green Giant is the most wholesome partnership greengiant.com/cornkid/

philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 20:10 GMT

https://twitter.com/JorgeTilly/status/1594426305055166465

You could look on the bright side that 1) a young man now has a savings he didn’t have 2) the original creator vs yt imitator was given credit & compensation. What’s the big deal?

Here cause I like dumpster fires (@Socialspy123)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 20:29 GMT

sorry guys podcast and substack on hold for next six months, I have to watch every Rome is Fake tiktok and all rebuttal tiktok derivatives therein until there’s no more to watch

Adam H. Johnson (@adamjohnsonNYC)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 04:46 GMT

holy god we've done it again

Katie Martin (@katiedimartin)Sun, 27 Nov 2022 22:20 GMT

It’s always worth reminding Musk’s fan boys that these are the brilliant men who founded Tesla. Elon was just a series-A investor who bought in, then sabotaged the company enough until these men were pushed out, then he spent the next ten years telling everyone he founded Tesla.

Jake Broe (@broe_jake)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 19:43 GMT

For the rest of my natural life, I will never find a more unhinged ad 💀

Hayden Clarkin (@the_transit_guy)Sun, 27 Nov 2022 15:14 GMT

Aaron Swartz would have been 36 today. Aaron committed suicide after being sentenced to 35 years in prison by US authorities for transferring and sharing scientific articles from JSTOR.

Rorschach Productions 🇱🇧 ☭ (@RorschachProdu1)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 17:01 GMT

I dedicated my PhD to Aaron’s memory. If you have not heard about his work or life please take a moment to take a look below, and consider the role of scientific publishers play in society. twitter.com/rorschachprodu…

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Aaron Swartz would have been 36 today. Aaron committed suicide after being sentenced to 35 years in prison by US authorities for transferring and sharing scientific articles from JSTOR.

Rorschach Productions 🇱🇧 ☭ (@RorschachProdu1)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 17:01 GMT

Eiko Fried (@EikoFried)Sun, 27 Nov 2022 10:13 GMT

T minus 10 hours to Heroku d-day. • Deleted 42 apps that were broken or doing nothing. • Captured three Ruby apps as static HTML and moved to GitHub Pages. • Two dynamic apps went to Google Cloud Run and one hobby Bridge instance with multiple DBs. Later Heroku — it was fun.

Brandur (@brandur)Sun, 27 Nov 2022 21:44 GMT

https://twitter.com/DanielitoG25/status/1596551486204420096

Not sure I trust the ape pfp with economic advice so we’ll jusr chalk this one up to a maybe

🌹 Jiki Scott (@JikiScott)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 23:26 GMT

https://twitter.com/JonahGraber/status/1596227277699907590

I keep buying these and never paying them off. After all, what are they gonna do? Banh mi?

Jon Sparey (@jonsparey)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 12:51 GMT

yeaaahh sorry man i can’t come. still paying this banh mi off

jonah (@JonahGraber)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 19:40 GMT

https://twitter.com/JonahGraber/status/1596227277699907590

the "financing a sandwich" stage of capitalism

pasta pilled (@NPMarceau)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 17:22 GMT

My kids have just discovered that the family sick bowl and the cake mix bowl are one and the same. In my defence, this was also the case when I was growing up … but now I’ve said it out loud, I realise I need to break the cycle. I won’t be taking any further questions.

Sarah Turner (@TheUnmumsyMum)Sun, 27 Nov 2022 13:14 GMT

teslas when they see a child

🏳️‍⚧️🇳🇱Big Mommy Liza🇳🇱🏳️‍⚧️ (@krystalwolfy)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 23:36 GMT

This collection of slow motion videos of objects falling in water and cornflour result in spectacular fluid motion effects, with highly unexpected but extremely satisfying geometries and shapes [📹: buff.ly/3F3pqrc]

Massimo (@Rainmaker1973)Sun, 27 Nov 2022 10:52 GMT

https://twitter.com/AstroKatie/status/1596933478721146880

It's also wild that he can say that and then say "But not Alex Jones, what he did was inexcusable." It's just so clear that all he really wants is a place where he is in charge.

Hank Green (@hankgreen)Sun, 27 Nov 2022 18:29 GMT

What the actual fuck

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This is Nick Fuentes cheering on Russia for invading Ukraine before introducing Marjorie Taylor Greene.

Kate 🪬🤍🇺🇸 (@ImSpeaking13)Sun, 27 Nov 2022 15:50 GMT

🇺🇦 Ingvar Stepanyan (@RReverser)Sun, 27 Nov 2022 19:37 GMT

Every time people like EM bring up how they want to create an "ultimate unlimited free-speech zone" they seem to forget that plenty of sites with that setup already exist (parler, gab, truth social), it's just that normal people don't want to hang out on them 'cause they're awful

Katie Mack (@AstroKatie)Sun, 27 Nov 2022 18:26 GMT

To throw one more fallacy on the bonfire: CI is not the practice of running a building test server. It is the behavior of developers sharing all their code changes frequently, at LEAST once a day.

"Agile Otter" Tim Ottinger (@tottinge)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 13:15 GMT

u think u know a person then BOOM u find out they’re a swiftie. be safe out there guys

✧༺ 𝔢𝔦𝔧𝔲𝔫 ༻✧ (@k_illua)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 12:23 GMT

Attached: 1 image "Developers: stop moving things that I’m about to click on" is a great reminder to reduce layout shift on the web 👇 https://medium.com/@stephenjayakar/frontend-developers-stop-moving-things-that-im-about-to-click-on-5827bc0409b3 #webperformance

Please. It’s an insult to my brain. Like, you put the button in one place, and then you’re like “nah, let’s move it somewhere else.” Here…

I did a… certain tweet two weeks ago. Something about insulin. You probably saw it. Anyway, here’s why I did it:

Sean Morrow (@snmrrw)Tue, 22 Nov 2022 22:47 GMT

https://twitter.com/snmrrw/status/1595188639193235456

also I had the fact i did this up on my instagram story for hours before i realized how big of a deal it was and deleted it. a lot of people saw it and no one outed me. they’re the real heroes.

Sean Morrow (@snmrrw)Tue, 22 Nov 2022 23:02 GMT

https://twitter.com/snmrrw/status/1595187227751055363

anyway this meme feels relevant

Sean Morrow (@snmrrw)Tue, 22 Nov 2022 22:53 GMT

Ian Fleming went to a prep school in Dorset near an area called Spyway and next to the estate of the Bond family whose motto is ‘Non Sufficit Orbis’, which means ‘The World Is Not Enough’.

Quite Interesting (@qikipedia)Sun, 27 Nov 2022 16:00 GMT

at my physical this week the male nurse was going through my history & asking if I still take xy&z meds and he goes “do you still take IUD?” I stared at him for a sec and said “it’s still…in me…yes.” he goes “oh it’s an implant, ok.” sir you are a NURSE 😭

sarah (@slwein)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 16:43 GMT

babe are you okay? you’ve barely touched your five social media platforms you panic joined this week

ilana kaplan (@lanikaps)Tue, 22 Nov 2022 15:43 GMT

tw // grinch I’m literally fucking shaking rn he took everything he even took my last can of who hash

🎄it’s christmastribe (7-11)🎅🏿 (@THELIFE0FTRIBE)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 19:28 GMT

Do you think anyone fired from Twitter is decamping to their picturesque home town where their parents are about to put them in charge of a local Christmas project, and their only assistant? a handsome carpenter (who's single)

Cethan Leahy (@CethanLeahy)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 17:25 GMT

congrats to the Remix team for getting acquired by a platform that *checks notes* enables this kind of shit

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You literally have people selling Nazi memorabilia on your platform, dumbass! twitter.com/tobi/status/15…

Nandini Jammi (@nandoodles)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 15:23 GMT

tierney cyren (parody) (@bitandbang)Sun, 27 Nov 2022 16:17 GMT