How do they know this?

cory snearowski (@corysnearowski)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 16:24 GMT

https://twitter.com/Smallzz3214/status/1598089704309952516

If you think it’s funny, follow @corysnearowski who wrote it

clayton (@claytonmoore98)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 03:09 GMT

this could b us

⋆ (@lowkeyalbert)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 06:54 GMT

"The consequences of a rail strike are unbearable" is *why strikes work* come on now people

Sarah Jaffe (@sarahljaffe)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 19:27 GMT

Why would any self-respecting working class people stop Robin Hood? Apple has taken more money out of the hands of society than any other company in the world.

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Society is so broken in California that employees are basically trained to help assist tens of thousands of dollars of merchandise being stolen right in front of them (notice them holding customers back) as everyone else just stands around and watches. How did we get here?

K A L E O (@CryptoKaleo)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 18:27 GMT

Cher Scarlett (@cherthedev)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 16:39 GMT

https://twitter.com/CryptoKaleo/status/1598020900208922624

Awful take. Is anyone really expecting the employees to stop them when they get paid $16 bucks a hour? At least they are trying to protect the customers. Go ask your kid to work a similar job and risk their life to protect the company's merchandise.

flick 🕹 (@HeyItsFLICKK)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 19:52 GMT

https://twitter.com/CryptoKaleo/status/1598020900208922624

“minimum wage employees/civilians should physically fight to protect apple products made for pennies on the dollar in china” is the worst take on the TL today

BeraMan69 (@BeraMan69)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 20:05 GMT

"This Spotify Wrapped thing... it's all very confusing." "People often feel embarrassed by their music choices." "Choices? It told me I "seized the day with Upbeat Cottagecore." What the fuck does that mean? *Tony breathes heavily* I only listened to Midnights ONCE, you hear me!"

Ben Crew (@BenjaminCrew1)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 23:05 GMT

https://twitter.com/CryptoKaleo/status/1598020900208922624

Imagine someone in crypto lecturing people on morality

Tim Banks: Principal VibeOps Engineer (@elchefe)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 15:12 GMT

May you be a founding member of an open source foundation. — Ancient developer curse.

Jan Lehnardt (@janl@chaos.social) (@janl)Fri, 25 Jun 2021 16:59 +0000

I kind of stopped going to these large company meetings for a while, and no one noticed nor cared. Yay more time to do work without distractions 👏

blank (@kefimochi)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 16:40 GMT

https://twitter.com/kefimochi/status/1598356479706165257

The other option is to treat them like body doubling. I can get a lot of work done while they talk about stuff I don't care about in the background.

Kyle Shevlin - @kyleshevlin@mastodon.social (@kyleshevlin)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 17:08 GMT

I already know what my Spotify Wrapped is going to look like

horace (@trashygaytweets)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 17:03 GMT

"You will never make anything useful with that stupid 3d printer" #ChallengeAccepted

Greg Young (@gregyoung)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 16:25 GMT

I don’t think I would be where I am without GitHub and pull requests. Having others review my code and point out flaws in my reasoning was critical for improving my skills.

Matteo Collina (@matteocollina)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 17:04 GMT

I think mine's broken

Django Gold (@django)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 16:59 GMT

The Right has dinner with Nazis. The Left does not have dinner with Nazis. The choice is clear.

Jason Selvig (@jasonselvig)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 17:31 GMT

i’ve been forced to watch some football recently and i really think they should consider editing the matches to have confessionals from the players like in reality tv shows. would be way more interesting

shar (@sharloola)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 10:01 GMT

https://twitter.com/ghostmacekilla/status/1598005273691844608

your local asshole discord: asshole#5633 (@gIoriouspeanut)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 07:17 GMT

just be mindful before you post your spotify wrapped

mace (@ghostmacekilla)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 17:25 GMT

Commission open!! Dms to book slots (limited slots available) Draw all pets First come first serve

lined cats (@lined_cats)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 12:46 GMT

So what did I miss? (I'm kidding. I'm kidding.) Btw I'm mostly over on Mastodon these days: hachyderm.io/@whereistanya

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Busy weekend ahead, so I'm starting no-Twitter November a little early. See you on December 1st for Advent of Code. ♥️♥️ twitter.com/whereistanya/s…

Tanya Reilly (@whereistanya)Fri, 28 Oct 2022 15:27 +0000

Tanya Reilly (@whereistanya)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 13:51 GMT

Support of mermaid files to vim/neovim - work in progress - GitHub - mracos/mermaid.vim: Support of mermaid files to vim/neovim - work in progress

Posting "wow pretty problematic" under every single person's Spotify wrapped and then responding "it's not my job to educate you" when they ask what I mean by that.

Rob Cassidy (@Cassidy_Rob)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 15:14 GMT

I'm the bear who ate cocaine. This is my story.

Cocaine Bear (@cocainebear)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 17:59 GMT

https://twitter.com/GergelyOrosz/status/1598223361221754880

DevOps was never meant to be contained in a single role but rather lived and breathed as part of the working culture. Blame the marketers and recruiters for turning it into a job title..

Crystal Hirschorn (@cfhirschorn)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 10:10 GMT

World Aids Day always reminds me how painful it was growing up as a gay boy in a deeply homophobic UK in the 1980s. I never want children to be hurt for being who they are. The recycled homophobia trans & non-binary children growing up now are experiencing has to stop.

Simon Blake (@Simonablake)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 07:35 GMT

Hello, @nationalrailenq. This man is sitting in my reserved seat and refuses to move, saying he has a ticket to ride. Please investigate.

No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 22:00 GMT

The life of a software engineer

Sean Coyle (@SeanCoyle4)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 08:55 GMT

quiet here huh

Cassie Evans (@cassiecodes)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 10:46 GMT

Buckingham Palace ‘not out of touch’ with British public, insists royal spokesman Baron von Wildermere III, Viscount of Wessex, Custodian of the Royal Charter of Pheasants.

Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 11:07 GMT

https://twitter.com/fatihsyuhud/status/1598252371163099136

And to be clear afrikaner is a group descended from mostly dutch settlers. So white. It's really amazing how white he is given how long his family existed in South Africa. He benefitted from apartheid for crying out loud.

Hilde (@HildeTheOkayish)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 12:21 GMT

https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1598060314926481419

Do all rich white dudes just stand around sniffing each other's farts?

monetize me more, daddy musk (@JoelNihlean)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 03:13 GMT

https://twitter.com/ColbyConrad/status/1598063591412072448

They use to meet at an island but the owner died

LUIS ™ (@LuisComedian)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 21:18 GMT

https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1598060314926481419

I am increasingly convinced that wealth and corporate position are inversely proportional to one's grasp of reality.

Grand Mastodon'd Moff 🦄🇺🇦 (@GrandMoffJoseph)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 23:03 GMT

https://twitter.com/GrandMoffJoseph/status/1598090338895564803

It basically causes brain damage theatlantic.com/magazine/archi…

James Mackinnon (@JAMackinn)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 00:58 GMT

spent the last year just baffled by netflix’s every single business move and this quote just snapped it all into clarity like the picture in a Magic Eye taking shape twitter.com/variety/status…

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Netflix co-CEO and chairman Reed Hastings says “Elon Musk is the bravest, most creative person on the planet...[I'm] 100% convinced [that Musk is] trying to help the world in all his endeavors." variety.com/2022/digital/n…

Variety (@Variety)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 21:04 GMT

Huck! The Herald Angels Sing! (@TylerHuckabee)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 22:20 GMT

Next level of @openuk_uk team building exercise 🍳 ft @chris_howard 💯 Shout-out to @AmandaBrockUK for organising all of this 💜

Katie Gamanji (@k_gamanji)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 11:26 GMT

Can’t wait for the articles in six months about the neuralinked people violently and irrevocably losing control of their bowels before their heads eventually catch fire and they run headlong into a bridge overpass

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First neuralink in a human in about 6 months--ELON MUSK (pending FDA permission) twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Antonio Regalado (@antonioregalado)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 02:50 GMT

Chuck Wendig (@ChuckWendig)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 02:57 GMT

My shower gel is £1 but my washing up liquid is £2. Why am I spending twice as much to clean my plates as I am to clean myself? We're both covered in the same pasta sauce.

Martin Pilgrim (@MartinPilgrim1)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 09:07 GMT

Today, we’re sharing golink, an open source private URL shortener service for tailnets.

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Jeremy Allen White photographed by Eric Ray Davidson for GQ

Film Updates (@FilmUpdates)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 13:16 GMT

🍄 postpone malone 🍄 (@DoubleEBooks)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 22:09 GMT

Londoners when tourists stand on the left-hand side of the escalator

James 🚉🌆 (@TypeForVictory)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 18:37 GMT

Images That Make You Feel Pain (@ManMilk2)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 11:52 GMT

A major developer of open source social networking software has a rather public statement about his opposition to “trans ideology” on his website. I won’t link to the statement, but I want to make my …

i just finished watching season 2 of the expanse for the first time and yeah I love women

emma 💜🖤 (@drsarascofield)Thu, 24 Nov 2022 21:12 GMT

Women of The Expanse is not just a mood, it's The Mood

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i just finished watching season 2 of the expanse for the first time and yeah I love women

emma 💜🖤 (@drsarascofield)Thu, 24 Nov 2022 21:12 GMT

Mel (@Melethonomia)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 02:16 GMT