https://twitter.com/ThrowbacksGaga/status/1599705140130246658

This ⬆️ and this ⬇️ are my top two interview moments of all time tbh

🦁 (@BadBoiDeluxe)Mon, 05 Dec 2022 18:08 GMT

https://twitter.com/BadBoiDeluxe/status/1599828111389908992

"Just between you and me" [CNN cameras rolling]

#1 All American Billy Rymer Enthusiast (@ASCIIM0V)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 09:38 GMT

12 years ago today, Lady Gaga said this instead of denying rumors that she was a hermaphrodite.

Gaga Throwbacks - Fan (@ThrowbacksGaga)Mon, 05 Dec 2022 10:00 GMT

https://twitter.com/UberFacts/status/1596899676975812608

Once upon a time in Hollywood. The worst. And longest.

Hayabusa Pilot 336 (@goturwhipp)Sun, 27 Nov 2022 16:19 GMT

wait till they find out that Fauci himself worked in the Trump Administration.

farhad manjoo (@fmanjoo)Wed, 07 Dec 2022 02:48 GMT

ok this made me laugh

Jenn Takahashi (@jenntakahashi)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 08:02 GMT

https://twitter.com/meowludo/status/1600108287080349696

So u agree its stealing from hundreds of artists

Hanabi🔞 (@hanabi_kittyttv)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 14:18 GMT

My son's dad left me for his current wife. I stayed single, raised my son alone. When he was 15 I said I was glad he had his "other parents" to model a relationship because I couldn't. My son said, "You taught me something more important, which is how to be happy on my own." 😭

Alisa Lynn Valdés (formerly Valdes-Rodriguez) (@AlisaValdesRod1)Mon, 05 Dec 2022 21:52 GMT

Seeing a Lensa portrait where what was clearly once an artist’s signature is visible in the bottom right and people are still trying to argue it isn’t theft. 🙃

Lauryn Ipsum (@LaurynIpsum)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 02:11 GMT

I’m cropping these for privacy reasons/because I’m not trying to call out any one individual. These are all Lensa portraits where the mangled remains of an artist’s signature is still visible. That’s the remains of the signature of one of the multiple artists it stole from. A 🧵 twitter.com/laurynipsum/st…

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Seeing a Lensa portrait where what was clearly once an artist’s signature is visible in the bottom right and people are still trying to argue it isn’t theft. 🙃

Lauryn Ipsum (@LaurynIpsum)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 02:11 GMT

Lauryn Ipsum (@LaurynIpsum)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 02:27 GMT

people on tiktok admit to things I wouldn’t even write in a journal with 6 locks on it

hamdi (@xamdl4)Mon, 05 Dec 2022 06:52 GMT

When he's not sabotaging safeguards against digital misinformation and hate, Or laying off thousands of employees, Elon Musk is running a company that performs cruel and deadly tests on animals?   Doesn’t sound like a genius to me. Not even an unstable one.

Adam Schiff (@RepAdamSchiff)Wed, 07 Dec 2022 00:32 GMT

Martha. May. Whovier.

Trixie Mattel™ (@trixiemattel)Wed, 07 Dec 2022 00:20 GMT

oh noooo Covid cases are up AGAIN?!? whoever could have predicted this 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl)Wed, 07 Dec 2022 06:39 GMT

“gay people shouldn’t be allowed to get married, it’s my religion” okay well rich people should have to give all their wealth to the poor, it’s my religion

lilia marie ellis ❄️ (@LiliaMarieEllis)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 17:46 GMT

2016: "After Brexit we will give 350million a week to our NHS" 2020: "Clap for our Nurses, our NHS, they are supporting all of us" 2022: "Nurses are greedy and selfish and should work be happy working for much less than they are worth"

TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 10:02 GMT

Imagine being employed, just doing your job, and then a red-pilled megabillionaire creep buys your company, fires you, and brings in Matt Taibbi and Bari Weiss as hired guns to hunt through your work documents for ways to smear you and incite the far-right call for your execution

Will Stancil (@whstancil)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 23:00 GMT

Meanwhile, in Emacs… Emacs pinging realize.be, Kingdom of Belgium Emacs pinging realize.be, Kingdom of Belgium

If you think Twitter deciding not to post a Presidential candidate’s adult son’s dick pics was the most ‘brazen attack on our democracy’ wait until I tell you about the time trump plotted a coup & incited an attack on our Capitol in order to install himself in the office he lost.

Jo 🌻 (@JoJoFromJerz)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 01:47 GMT

You couldn't make The Office today because Netflix or whoever would've cancelled it before the show found its footing and audience in the second season.

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Mindy Kaling Says #TheOffice Is ‘So Inappropriate Now’ and Couldn’t Be Made Today: Most Characters ‘Would Be Canceled’ variety.com/2022/tv/news/m…

Variety (@Variety)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 15:22 GMT

Nathan (@Humanstein)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 17:52 GMT

One thing I really like about Mastodon vs Twitter is Mastodon is no where near as American-centric as Twitter. I really hope that stays.

Attached: 1 image heh

Update on JetBrains’ Statement on Ukraine blog.jetbrains.com/blog/2022/12/0…

JetBrains (@jetbrains)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 11:07 GMT

https://twitter.com/databaseconf/status/1600164476761755648

Who is running the conference?

Jose Diaz (@savant)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 17:58 GMT

Transphobes refuse to call me “she” but they’ll use she/her pronouns for cartoon rabbits, mice, fish, cats, monsters, robots, ogres, mermaids, space aliens, legos, emojis, the physical representations of the inner workings of the human mind, Ms. Pac Man, cars, boats, Margaret Tha

Mia Moore (@StopTweetingMia)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 21:08 GMT

https://twitter.com/StopTweetingMia/status/1599148676920008704

They'll also apologize for misgendering a pet, but not a human.

💫Stardust Nova✨ (@StardustNova27)Sun, 04 Dec 2022 01:19 GMT

#OTD 2005. David Cameron is elected Conservative Leader. He claims "Everyone is invited to this modern, compassionate Conservative Party” He tells the party it has to “stop banging on” about Europe.

Tides of History (@labour_history)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 09:38 GMT

I don’t understand how COVID is spiking again after we’ve tried everything from pretending it’s over to pretending it never happened

Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 00:13 GMT

According to @Starbucks, water is "out of season". My younger self would not have believed the frequency that we catch glimpses of dystopia in day-to-day life.

Yehuda Katz (@wycats)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 17:26 GMT

I love the internet 😂

Troll Football (@TrollFootball)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 09:35 GMT

Attached: 1 image Someone woke up and chose violence

Scott Adams sucks and you shouldn't use Dilbert cartoons in presentations unless you want people to be reminded of things that suck

Brandon West (@bwest)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 15:44 GMT

“Code is read many more times than it is written, make sure to write your code for other humans. If we were writing code just for the computer, we'd be writing binary by hand!” – @ASpittel

James_SW5 (@James_SW5)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 13:52 GMT

I got an email with “F/U” as the subject line. Apparently they want to “follow up”. I urge you to reconsider this notation.

Tressie McMillan Cottom (@tressiemcphd)Mon, 05 Dec 2022 04:27 GMT

To keep our infrastructure spending in check we regularly explore cost-saving opportunities. This article is about our latest win, which led to a 35% lower AWS spend.

I hate that people are more comfortable with millions dying from COVID than taking precautions. I hate that people are okay with those like me losing years of their life so they can live theirs. I hate the unfairness. I hate the lack of empathy and compassion. I hate that I hate.

Briana Mills, LMFT (@theBrianaMills)Mon, 05 Dec 2022 03:00 GMT

The thing I like particularly about the fact Isaac Newton invented the catflap is it gives the image of him trying to lay the foundations of classical mechanics but getting distracted by having to let a cat out then in again 40 seconds later & thinking "Fuck I need to sort this."

Tom Cox (@cox_tom)Mon, 05 Dec 2022 18:40 GMT

OpenAPI data types for problem messages. Contribute to belgif/openapi-problem development by creating an account on GitHub.

https://twitter.com/darylcecile/status/1600081245324554240

Forever grateful for pf and the work you lot put into it 🐳

Lex Lofthouse (@Loftio)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 11:42 GMT

https://twitter.com/rizbizkits/status/1600083640544788480

I feel this 🥺

Daryl 🇲🇺🏳️‍🌈 (@darylcecile)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 11:46 GMT

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1600085692373082112

It was all thanks to the community support and sponsors 💙

Daryl 🇲🇺🏳️‍🌈 (@darylcecile)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 11:43 GMT

https://twitter.com/darylcecile/status/1600081245324554240

y’all did so good 💛

Carol ⭐️ (@CarolSaysThings)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 11:12 GMT

In a shocking development, it's gotten so busy in Nottingham people have been forced to meet by the Right Lion. #Nottingham

Not a yellow Simpson (@KatharineSimps1)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 16:27 GMT

You CANNOT claim to be doing equity, diversity and inclusion work and blatantly ignore disability. Thanks for coming to my TEDTalk.

Dr. Anjali F-P (@anjalifp)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 22:36 GMT

“you wanna know how i got these scars?”

hi, i’m cory 👋🏾 (@burncoryburn)Mon, 05 Dec 2022 09:32 GMT